Anybody mind that I removed the moving? I couldn't read the thing!
All right, it was four golden globes, but it fits so nice. I'll try to think of something else. Feel free to delete it, if anyone has a better idea. I think it would be hard to stick to the numbers somehow being accurate.
I like the rhythm of the thing
On the fifth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...
Five Golden Globes!
Four fuckin' years
Three hours of cooking
Two cans of beans
and an eagle in a lodgepole pine tree. ...