Well, I have to put one of my own here, because it was just so funny. Even now I laugh and can't believe how stupid I was.
When I went to visit Rich and Gene, Rich and I were picking on each other, as usual. I was calling him "country mouse", he called me "city mouse" and so on.
Anyway, the three of us were driving somewhere and there were a bunch of cows on a the side of a large hill, eating the grass.....his is the conversation that took place:
Rich: Yo, little bro....see those cows over there?
Me: yeah.
Rich: Those are mountain cows.
Me: Huh?
Rich: Yeah, they're specially bred with legs on one side shorter than the other, so they can stand on the side of the hill or mountain and eat the grass.
Me: *pause, cock head to the side* Ummmm....ok, but when they turn around, don't they fall over?
As it was coming out of my mouth, I was saying "STOP" inside my head, but not loud enough apparently.
The three of us burst out into laughter, Gene turned around to say:
"Chuck, I could see the gears turning in your head for that."