Author Topic: The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post)  (Read 7228572 times)

Offline memento

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"S" is shelves
« Reply #11500 on: February 26, 2007, 10:13:00 pm »
The shelf life of the nuts that crashed to the floor was considerably shortened once they fell off the shelves.
« Last Edit: February 26, 2007, 10:16:47 pm by Memento »

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"T" is tolerated
« Reply #11501 on: February 26, 2007, 10:16:27 pm »
Alma was lucky that her boss tolerated her family and the problems they presented.

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"U" is utilized
« Reply #11502 on: February 26, 2007, 11:40:19 pm »
The cutting instruments utilized by the designated carvers on Thanksgiving differed considerably between Childress and Riverton.



« Last Edit: February 26, 2007, 11:45:31 pm by Meryl »
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"V" is veneer
« Reply #11503 on: February 26, 2007, 11:57:56 pm »
Ennis is eating his apple pie at a table with chipped veneer along its edges.

« Last Edit: February 27, 2007, 12:16:20 am by Fran »

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"W" is Whip
« Reply #11504 on: February 26, 2007, 11:59:50 pm »
79   INT: RIVERTON, WYOMING: A & P GROCERY STORE: DAY: 1967:   79

ENNIS, cowboy hat on, obviously in a hurry, comes in carrying FRANCINE and leading ALMA JR.
                    ALMA JR.
          Daddy, I need Crayolas.

                    ENNIS
          You'll have to talk to your mama about that, honey.

Peeks in this aisle and that, looking for ALMA.

Finally spots ALMA in her A & P smock, on her knees shelving jars of Miracle Whip.

                    ALMA
             (surprised, but glad to see them)
          Hi, honey. What're you all doing here?

                    ENNIS
          In a big hurry. My boss called, got to
          run up to the ranch...all the heifers
          must of decided to calve at the same
          time. Thought I could drop the girls
          with you.

                    ALMA
          Ennis, I got a million things to do here
          before I can leave. I don't get off for
          another three hours.

                    ENNIS
          Then I guess we got us a quandary staring
          us in the face.

                    ALMA
          Don't we always?

                    ALMA JR.
          Mama, I need Crayolas....

                    ALMA
          Not right now, Alma. Ennis, you said you
          could keep 'em tonight....

                    ENNIS
          I can't afford to not be there when them
          heifers calve. Be my job if I lose any of 'em.

                    ALMA, JR.(sic)
          What about my job? .
             (gives up)
          Oh, all right then...I'11 call my sister,
          maybe she can keep 'em till I get off.

ENNIS lifts a six-pack out of the cooler.

                    ENNIS
          I may be half the night. Bring home some
          round steak if you think of it.

Kisses the girls. Leaves.

MONROE the assistant manager comes around the corner just as FRANCINE pulls a big jar of Miracle Whip off the shelf. Breaks with a big splat.

She cries. ALMA scoops her up, takes ALMA JR. by the hand.

                    ALMA
             (flustered)
          Sorry, Monroe...I'11 clean it up soon as
          I call my sister to come get the girls.

[2004 screenplay/shooting script]
« Last Edit: February 27, 2007, 12:05:15 am by Toast »

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"X" is xtra-nice
« Reply #11505 on: February 27, 2007, 09:47:51 am »
An xtra-nice Monroe offers to clean up the nonsalable nuts.

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Round 426!!!
« Reply #11506 on: February 27, 2007, 10:16:54 am »
Round 426!
Cleanup in Aisle Six!!!


« Last Edit: February 27, 2007, 11:03:50 am by Memento »

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"A" is applecart
« Reply #11507 on: February 27, 2007, 10:23:15 am »
Junior really upset the applecart when she accidentally knocked the nuts off the shelves.
« Last Edit: February 27, 2007, 10:30:07 am by Memento »

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"B" is baskets
« Reply #11508 on: February 27, 2007, 10:35:36 am »
Shopping carts and shopping baskets are...
« Last Edit: February 27, 2007, 12:24:59 pm by Fran »

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"C" is conveniently
« Reply #11509 on: February 27, 2007, 10:58:35 am »
... conveniently available for shoppers at the grocery store.

=aside= Fran
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« Last Edit: February 27, 2007, 11:47:59 am by Toast »