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The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post)
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Topic: The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post) (Read 5513238 times)
Meryl
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There's no reins on this one....
"G" is gawk
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Reply #12740 on:
April 24, 2007, 04:40:41 pm »
When you can't stand listening to the slopbucket mouths of a couple of bikers, knock some sense into them and stand there looking manly and fierce while folks
gawk
at you instead of the fireworks. Fixed!
=aside=
Toast
Thanks for checking in, Friend. Enjoy your
new digs!
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Last Edit: April 24, 2007, 04:46:09 pm by Meryl
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southendmd
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well, I won't
"H" is hanky
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Reply #12741 on:
April 24, 2007, 04:49:53 pm »
When you're wounded after being thrown off your horse and had to chase dumbass mules all over the mountain, and can't stand kindness from a cute cowboy, grab his ministering
hanky
and do the job yourself. Fixed!
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memento
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There But For Fortune
"I" is ignorance
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Reply #12742 on:
April 24, 2007, 08:24:51 pm »
When your father-in-law shows his dumbass
ignorance
by equating manhood with football, tell him to sit down or his ignorant ass will be time travelling. Fixed!
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Fran
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"J" is jackassery
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Reply #12743 on:
April 24, 2007, 09:42:05 pm »
If you can't stand the fact that beans is about all you've got left due to the
jackassery
of your "dumb-ass" mules, you can shoot yourself a nice elk. Fixed!
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Meryl
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There's no reins on this one....
"L" is leggy
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Reply #12744 on:
April 25, 2007, 12:14:44 am »
If you can't stand to look your
leggy
blonde girlfriend in the eye after coming home from a fishin' trip with your
leggy
blue-eyed boyfriend, don't answer the notes she left at your place and forget Steve ever mentioned her. Fixed!
=aside=
Fran
at jackassery
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southendmd
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well, I won't
"M" is manage
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Reply #12745 on:
April 25, 2007, 08:35:17 am »
When encountering a handsome new cowboy, if you can't stand his coy silence,
manage
to get his attention by draping yourself oh-so-vampishly over your dusty ol' truck. Fixed!
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"N" is nonsensical
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Reply #12746 on:
April 25, 2007, 10:40:43 am »
When you have just finished kissing your lover passionately and are still shaking, and he then introduces you to his wife, stand in the vestibule and say something
nonsensical
like you have an eight-month old son who smiles a lot. Fixed!
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Last Edit: April 25, 2007, 10:55:15 am by Memento
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Fran
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"O" is operationally
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Reply #12747 on:
April 25, 2007, 03:58:30 pm »
If, after sitting idle for several weeks, your old pickup truck is
operationally
challenged, grind the ignition and wait for the "give it some gas" cue while your partner fiddles with the carburetor. Fixed!
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well, I won't
"P" is peeking
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Reply #12748 on:
April 25, 2007, 04:00:04 pm »
If you can't stand not
peeking
at the handsome naked cowboy with the warshcloth, just keep peeling potatoes and nonchalantly sneak a peek. Fixed!
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"R" is refusal
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Reply #12749 on:
April 25, 2007, 06:18:53 pm »
When you get a
refusal
after offering to buy a rodeo clown a drink, say to the bartender, "Do I look like I could afford a fuckin' ropin' horse?"; slam some money down on the bar; and hurry toward the exit. Fixed!
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