Messages From The Heartland

[David In Indy]

I thought you were a brunette!!

I am!! And that's a blonde in that picture! So, OBVIOUSLY it's not me!

See how he lie?!!

[David In Indy]

 

[brokebackjack]

David, don't take this the wrong way but that sort of dirt is the sign of a psychological problem, and at times of an addiction. Guys are messy, yeah. But what you describe....I hope the kid is allright.

[David In Indy]

Here;s a clip from "The Bob and Tom Show". It is a morning radio show broadcast from Q-95 FM here in Indianapolis just across the street from my Dad's house. THey are hysterical. I listen to them every morning. This clip is called "The Man Song". There is no video with this clip so for those of us on dial-up, it loads pretty quickly....


[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbF7CP62R40[/youtube]

[David In Indy]

Here's The Woman Song from The Bob and Tom Show.....


[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpZcCpdFILY[/youtube]

[David In Indy]

Bob and Tom's The Revenge Song


[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=609ry15lzMo[/youtube]

 

And now I'm going to bed!! Enjoy!! 

[Shasta542]

So. How did the cleaning go? Find anything interesting?  

[David In Indy]

I had no idea people were posting Bob and Tom shows on Youtube! I LOVE it!

Okay, here's another one. I remember hearing this on the radio when they did it last summer I think. Tom Mabe pranked a telemarketer who was calling his house. Now, most of us dislike those pesky telemarketers, so I found this quite funny.

*******WARNING*******

They take a few jabs at gay people in this clip, so if these kinds of things offend you, please don't listen to it. I'm a gay man and it doesn't bother me, but I just thought I should warn you. 


[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5S7FXI4Bd3c[/youtube]

[David In Indy]

So. How did the cleaning go? Find anything interesting?  

Hi Shasta!

Did I find anything interesting, you say?

Well I don't know. I guess it depends on what you consider "interesting". I half way expected to find some new life forms breeding in the kitchen sink, anthrax in the bathtub or maybe a couple of aliens in the closet. But nothing like that, I'm afraid. I DID find about 100 dead roaches behind his kitchen appliances, enough dirty dishes to fill 6 Applebee restaurants, more grease and oil in the kitchen than even OPEC would know what to do with, enough dirty shirts, pants and underwear to clothe a small third world nation, and so much trash and garbage it will take a couple of landfills to dump it in.

No, I really didn't find anything interesting Shasta. But I have to go back there tomorrow. The house will need to be cleaned some more and then professionally fumigated sometime later this week. I'm so angry with my nephew right now I could spit nails.

Oh, Alex helped me too! Thanks Alex!!!

[Shasta542]

Hi Shasta!

Did I find anything interesting, you say?

Well I don't know. I guess it depends on what you consider "interesting". I half way expected to find some new life forms breeding in the kitchen sink, anthrax in the bathtub or maybe a couple of aliens in the closet. But nothing like that, I'm afraid. I DID find about 100 dead roaches behind his kitchen appliances, enough dirty dishes to fill 6 Applebee restaurants, more grease and oil in the kitchen than even OPEC would know what to do with, enough dirty shirts, pants and underwear to clothe a small third world nation, and so much trash and garbage it will take a couple of landfills to dump it in.

No, I really didn't find anything interesting Shasta. But I have to go back there tomorrow. The house will need to be cleaned some more and then professionally fumigated sometime later this week. I'm so angry with my nephew right now I could spit nails.

Oh, Alex helped me too! Thanks Alex!!!

Poor you! You gotta be TIRED!!! That made me tired just reading it. Or does cleaning invigorate you? Nice of Alex to help! What's your nephew doing while you guys are eradicating dirt and vermin? (How were the linens?)

That is really nice of ya'll -- he will be so happy. This can be his Christmas present!