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Offline loneleeb3

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #2680 on: June 06, 2008, 10:07:17 am »
Quote from: injest on June 06, 2008, 09:05:57 am
well you can get 'wahm'...but David done HOGGED all the hunky Marines....maybe you could check with the army....see if THEY have any hunky Soldiers laying around....

Myself? I am calling dibs on the Air Force....(cause you know...they got the TOP "guns"  ;D ;D ;D)

JESS!!!!!  :o

OMG I just howled with laughter at that and about 3 people came into my office to see what I was laughing at!
I told them nothing of course!  :laugh:
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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #2681 on: June 06, 2008, 10:12:40 am »
Quote from: loneleeb3 on June 06, 2008, 10:07:17 am
JESS!!!!!  :o

OMG I just howled with laughter at that and about 3 people came into my office to see what I was laughing at!
I told them nothing of course!  :laugh:

What?? I am married not dead! and I just want to look! (not like David....who wants to leave fingerprints all over them Marines!!) 

(David is a bad boy....he is! I don't want to go into details but you should SEE some of the stuff he sends me via pm!!  :o :o )

*Jess looks to make sure David isnt' online*

and just have "I can has a cheezburger" site on another tab and show them THAT... ;D ;D you know...as a cover...
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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #2682 on: June 06, 2008, 10:15:21 am »
Hey David...they are talking about the "Golden Weiner" award on "Regis and Kelly"...

how DOES one win a "Golden Weiner" award??!!

 ;D ;D

Bad Jess BAD!!!

*Jess slaps her own hand*
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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #2683 on: June 06, 2008, 10:20:16 am »
Quote from: injest on June 06, 2008, 10:12:40 am
What?? I am married not dead! and I just want to look! (not like David....who wants to leave fingerprints all over them Marines!!) 

(David is a bad boy....he is! I don't want to go into details but you should SEE some of the stuff he sends me via pm!!  :o :o )

*Jess looks to make sure David isnt' online*

and just have "I can has a cheezburger" site on another tab and show them THAT... ;D ;D you know...as a cover...

Bad is good in my book!  ;D  ;D  ;D
Lord Jess, I'm gonna change your name to butter cause you on a roll today!  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:
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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #2684 on: June 07, 2008, 01:23:41 am »
snnnnnkkkkk...........phhhhhwwwwwwww...........snnnnnnnnnkkkkkkk......phhhhhhhhwwwwwww..........


Oh the hell with it! Please don't make me go through that whole riggamaroll again! >:(

Where IS everyone tonight? I'm bored and I want to have some fun! :laugh:

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #2685 on: June 07, 2008, 01:25:52 am »
Quote from: DavidInIndy on June 07, 2008, 01:23:41 am
snnnnnkkkkk...........phhhhhwwwwwwww...........snnnnnnnnnkkkkkkk......phhhhhhhhwwwwwww..........


Oh the hell with it! Please don't make me go through that whole riggamaroll again! >:(

Where IS everyone tonight? I'm bored and I want to have some fun! :laugh:



I dont KNOW any Marines!!

jeez!!

havent' you ever heard of being the 'Master of your OWN Domain"????


 ;D ;D
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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #2686 on: June 07, 2008, 01:27:06 am »
Quote from: injest on June 07, 2008, 01:25:52 am
I dont KNOW any Marines!!

jeez!!

havent' you ever heard of being the 'Master of your OWN Domain"????


 ;D ;D

and you get a pat on the head if you know what show I am thinking of with that quote!
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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #2687 on: June 07, 2008, 01:29:01 am »


I DO know some cowboys....
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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #2688 on: June 07, 2008, 01:48:23 am »
Quote from: injest on June 07, 2008, 01:25:52 am
I dont KNOW any Marines!!

jeez!!

havent' you ever heard of being the 'Master of your OWN Domain"????

;D ;D



Master of my own domain? The last time I heard that was in the back of some sleazy gay bar on 16th and Delaware.






 
Quote from: injest on June 07, 2008, 01:29:01 am


I DO know some cowboys....


I think I should move to Texas. :-\
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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #2689 on: June 07, 2008, 01:53:41 am »
You be nice to me Jess, or I'll sic a couple of marines on you! >:(

;) ;)

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