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injest:
I thought I would start giving an occassional report of activities here is Our Daily Thoughts... a kinda one stop shopping guide for our members!!

some will be silly....some will be serious...I may stop for a month or report every day..

who knows?

injest:
A shocking development! Bettermost has had its first criminal activity yesterday! In a daring daylight robbery, Jess's Feed Store and Tack Shop was ROBBED of a pack of condoms valued at $12.99.

Several customers witnessed said robbery but were unable to detain the 'person of interest' a resident of Our Daily Thoughts.

The proprietor of Jess's Feed Store attempted to contact Sheriff Roland to report the crime. He was finally located down at the local bar with several half dressed young men. A report was filed.

Some question has arisen as to why Jess's Feed Store and Tack Shop would carry condoms.

Jess answered those questions today in a press conference "well I started carrying them a couple of years ago for the young men who come up to herd sheep. They indicated that it was difficult to determine how many they needed before they met their herding partner and sometimes found they had come up short. It is purely a public health issue"

The local Health Dept applauded the Feed Stores initiative in this area.

Any witnesses are encouraged to come forward. This crime wave must be nipped in the bud!!

Lumière:
Jess, you are gonna freak people out with the subject of that post! lol

injest:
Oh they will understand it is a parody...hopefully.

I have a very high opinion of our members! They will get it!

Arad-3:
Well I don't know if this will help, and I am usually not a tattletail at all ...hehemmm.  But I know Rich( wulfur)  has been around that store alot lately and i did hear him say that he was going back to the Walmart that was rude to him this week and bomb them with  some water balloons. Don't tell him I told you, as I'm just trying to be helpful.

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