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injest:
well we are not pointing fingers at this time...I will say that we DO have witnesses!!
Sheriff Roland:
--- Quote from: injest on November 09, 2006, 07:59:03 pm ---A shocking development! Bettermost has had its first criminal activity yesterday! In a daring daylight robbery, Jess's Feed Store and Tack Shop was ROBBED of a pack of condoms valued at $12.99.
The proprietor of Jess's Feed Store attempted to contact Sheriff Roland to report the crime. He was finally located down at the local bar with several half dressed young men. A report was filed.
Some question has arisen as to why Jess's Feed Store and Tack Shop would carry condoms.
Jess answered those questions today in a press conference "well I started carrying them a couple of years ago for the young men who come up to herd sheep. They indicated that it was difficult to determine how many they needed before they met their herding partner and sometimes found they had come up short. It is purely a public health issue"
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I read that report - there are a few questions as to the "purpose" a carryin condoms in a tack(y) shop, and there were discrepancies. For one thing - those were horse condoms:
--- Quote from: Garry_LH on November 08, 2006, 03:10:54 pm ---Hmmm... That's odd... What does (name withdrawn) want with condoms for horses?
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Me thinks this will have ta be investigated sum'more. Hey Lauren - set me up with another ryker's ...
Sheriff Roland
injest:
In an shocking development, Sheriff Roland arrived on the crime scene only one DAY after said robbery took place. Most witnesses have left the scene.
louisev:
There's robbery going on for sure, but to me the real robbery is HIGHWAY ROBBERY. Since when do condoms cost $12.99? No wonder people are stealing them!
Sheriff Roland:
--- Quote from: louisev on November 09, 2006, 08:40:28 pm ---There's robbery going on for sure, but to me the real robbery is HIGHWAY ROBBERY. Since when do condoms cost $12.99? No wonder people are stealing them!
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C'mon louise - it was a 3 pack
And I thought you'd been around the block some.
Guess there's nuthin wrong with askin' though
Sheriff Roland
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