Our Daily Thoughts News Journal

[injest]

There's robbery going on for sure, but to me the real robbery is HIGHWAY ROBBERY.  Since when do condoms cost $12.99?  No wonder people are stealing them!

well I AM the only one out here on the river SELLING them...gotta make it worth my while to carry 'em!

(and welcome to Our Daily Thoughts!!)

[dot-matrix]

Jesse is a community minded merchant.  I have it on good authority that she caters to a varied clientele in this regard and these speciality products do come dear $12.99 is one of the cheaper 3 packs:

Dogs


Horses


There are musical condoms


Lace Condoms


Little Condoms


and my personal fav, although very messy, the chocolate condom




Yep Jesse's is indeed your one stop shop for pleasure.  We now return you to our regularly scheduled programming

[injest]

now wait a minute! Jess's only carries the one triple pack (under the counter) and sells only to adults...

don't be getting the wrong impression of the store based on one delinquent's misappropriation of a single product!!

[Sheriff Roland]

In an shocking development, Sheriff Roland arrived on the crime scene only one DAY after said robbery took place. Most witnesses have left the scene.

*Where's that g*da*n "GODDESS OF THE WHOLE UNIVERSE"

She's in charge a these petty thefts - she's s'pose to answ'rin' all 'quiries a this matter.

Sheesh - a sheriff's got better things ta do than care for a mere 12.99$ hoist*

Sheriff Roland

[injest]

Jesse is a community minded merchant.  I have it on good authority that she caters to a varied clientele in this regard and these speciality products do come dear $12.99 is one of the cheaper 3 packs:

*snip*

You been talking to Wayne haven't you??!

Lies I tell you LIES!!!

them whips and hobbles are for HORSES!!

(Wayne!! I am gonna have your head for this!!)

[injest]

*Where's that g*da*n "GODDESS OF THE WHOLE UNIVERSE"

She's in charge a these petty thefts - she's s'pose to answ'rin' all 'quiries a this matter.

Sheesh - a sheriff's got better things ta do than care for a mere 12.99$ hoist*

Sheriff Roland

Yeah...like hanging around the bar down there in the Anything Goes neighborhood!!

gotta keep your eye on the boys...

HUMPH!!

Meanwhile under your watch the crime rate just SKYROCKETED!!

[dot-matrix]

You been talking to Wayne haven't you??!

Lies I tell you LIES!!!

them whips and hobbles are for HORSES!!

(Wayne!! I am gonna have your head for this!!)

That's what they all say!  



You could send some of them boys this way Sheriff, I think Jesse could whip em into shape for ya.

[injest]

If I was you I would be worried about the next election!

being the editor of the local paper (in addition to owning the Feed Store) I have to decide who I will be recommending to my readers!!

[injest]

That's what they all say!  



You could send some of them boys this way Sheriff, I think Jesse could whip em into shape for ya.

well crap!!!

she DOES look like she could take care of the situation!!!

[Sheriff Roland]

If I was you I would be worried about the next election!

being the editor of the local paper (in addition to owning the Feed Store) I have to decide who I will be recommending to my readers!!

You thinkin that the only rag in town's gonna 'nfluence the good people a BetterMost. Pr'bly be havin' sum cred'bility probl'm after this little inc'dents