Brokeback Slang, a.k.a. Much Ado About Brokeback

[vkm91941]

WoW you guys are so funny, my sides ache and my cheeks are wet from laughing so much.  Thanks so much for that!

[Sheyne]

Ennis, this joy and elation we feel right now could be permanent if you could see your way to divorcing your wife, leaving your children and spending your life with me.

[Sheyne]

Well, he said it was his favourite place. I thought he meant it was his favourite place to drink whiskey, not consort with his male lover and cheat on me for 20 years..

[montferrat]

my favorite Ennis line... under my avatar....translated:

"pardon me?!"


 

[Sheyne]

My friend, I am delighted you are becoming more comfortable with expressing yourself. It so happens what you just said consitutes more speech than you have inparted in a fortnight.

[vkm91941]

Well excuse me my dear but I find so few people  worthy of conversation that this is indeed the most I have spoken in 12 months or more

[Sheyne]

Is something wrong?
Well yes. Why haven't we received the powdered milk and the potatoes?
We were't able to get any.
That is completely unacceptable. But I realise nothing can be done about it. Try better next time. This is the list for next week.
You've included soup and I distinctly remember you informing me you didn't eat it.
My overconsumption of beans has lead to a fatigue of interest in the taste of them.
O! Unfortunately the summer is long and your fatigue is ill-timed.

[kirkmusic]

Using brightly coloured raiment and quick movements to lure bulls away from goring rodeo riders such as yourself is simply how I earn my living.  Conserve your monetary wealth so that you may apply for the next contest, participant.


You guys are killing me.  Love this thread. 

[Sheyne]

"My father told me that participants in rodeo are invariably dilletantes who tend toward serial failure."

"That is absolutely not true!"

My ABSOLUTE favourite so far...   tend toward serial failure... I have been laughing about this since I read it yesterday morning...

[Sheyne]

I have been sitting over there all night turning down advances from numerous cowboys. Your disinterest bemuses me which is why I decided to come over here and ask you if you would like to dance.