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dot-matrix:
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband
opening the front door.
"Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner."

She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum
powder.

"Don't move until i tell you," she said, "Pretend you are a statue."
"What's this ?" her husband inquired as he entered the room.

"Oh, it's a statue," she replied. "The Smiths bought one and i liked
it so I got one for us, too."

Nothing more was said, not even when they went to bed. Around
2 am the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a
sandwich and a beer.

"Here," he said to the statue, " Have this, I stood like that for two
days at the Smiths and nobody offered me a damned thing."

dot-matrix:
Bill Clinton, George Bush and George Washington are on theTitanic.

As the boat was sinking, George Washington heroically shouts :  "Save the women !"

George Bush hysterically screeches, "Screw the women !"

And Bill Clinton's eyes light up and he asks, "Do we have time ?"

underdown:
Hmmmmmm, folks,

Is it co-incidence that this thread has the initials   KKK   :o



Maybe some in the Deep South would identify with it?   :-\

underdown:
Better get home.

Have had quite enough of the office for one day.

Anyway ..... have to try out my new white ghost gown with the pointy hat   ;)

underdown:
Oh ... and Dottie, that one about George, George and Bill?

  :o :o :o :o :o :o :o


 :)

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