Kerry's Komedy Klub

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An elderly couple showed up at the doctor’s office

together one day The doctor asks “What can I do for you ?”

The man said, “We’d like you to watch us have sex, and

make sure everything is all right.”

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The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple

finished, the doctor daid,”There’s nothing wrong with the way

you have sex, everything id fine.” He charged them $50. and

they went on their way.

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The next week, they showed up again with the same request,

and the next week and several weeks in a row. The couple would

make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor

and leave. Finally the doctor asked, “ Just exactly what

are you trying to find out ?”

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The old man said, “We’re not trying to find out anything. She

is married and we can’t go to her house. I’m married and we can’t

go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90.

The Hilton charges $109. We do it here for $50. and I get

$43. back from Medicare.”

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A husband and a wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage.


The counselor asks them what the problem is, and the wife goes into

a tirade listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years

they've been married. She goes on and on. Finally, the counselor gets

up, walks around the desk, embraces the wife and kisses her passionately. The woman shuts up, and sits quietly in a daze. The counselor turns to

the husband and says, "This is what your wife needs at least three times

a week. Can you do this?" The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can drop her off

here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays I golf."

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A guy falls asleep on the beach for several

hours and gets a horrible sunburn.


He goes to the hospital, and is promptly

admitted after being diagnosed with

second-degree burns.


With his skin already starting to blister,

and the severe pain he was in, the doctor

prescribes continuous intravenous feeding

with saline, electrolytes, a sedative,

and a Viagra pill every four hours.


The nurse, who is rather astounded, says,

"What good will Viagra do for him, Doctor?


The doctor replied,

"It'll keep the sheets off his legs."

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[Dagi]

Congratulations on 1,000 posts, Dagi! Yee-Haw! 

 

Thank you guys!  You´re sweet!

Dagi

[Dagi]

A man is playing piano one night in a bar,

In walks an elephant who goes over to the pianist,

and suddenly starts to cry.

“There there,” says the pianist.

“Do you recognise the song?”

“No, no,” says the elephant.

“I recognise the white keys.”

 

[Dagi]

"What good will Viagra do for him, Doctor?


The doctor replied,

"It'll keep the sheets off his legs."

 

Thanks to all of you for all those great, great jokes!! I love you guys!

[Kerry]

[Dagi]

I might sound like a broken record, but I have to say it again: Kerry, you are brilliant!

Dagi