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Mrs. Smith : Doctor, please can you help me ? I've had twelve
children and I'm pregnant again and I don't want any more kids
after this one. I desperately need a hearing aid.
Doctor : A hearing aid ? What do you want a hearing aid for ?
Surely you want some birth control pills or some form of
contraception ?
Mrs. Smith : No Doctor, I definitely want a hearing aid. You see,
my husband gets drunk every Friday night and comes into
bed and says to me, "Do you want to go to sleep or what ?"
Me, being a bit deaf, I always say "What ?"
Kerry:
Kerry:
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--- Quote from: Kerry on October 06, 2007, 03:21:36 am ---
--- End quote ---
tsk, tsk, tsk ::) but when you're right you're right! ;) hehehe
dot-matrix:
God called Adam aside one day and said,
“I’ve been pondering the best way to expand on the species of man,
I think procreation is the way to go so before creating a mate for you I
thought I’d give you some options.
How would you like a mate who would slways do as she was
asked to with loving good grace, prepare delicious meals for
you, keep your home in immaculate condition, bear you sons
and daughters and bring them up as offspring that you would
be proud of, and at the same time be always willing to satisfy
your male needs.”
“Wow God,” said Adam “that sounds really great, how much would a mate like that cost?”
“Well,” said God, “that’s one thing about her, she would be expensive, probably an arm and a leg.”
“Gee God” said Adam, “what could I get for a rib?”
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