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dot-matrix:
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken
Little to her class. She came to the part where Chicken Little tried
to warn the farmer.

She read, ",,, and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said,
"The sky is falling, the sky is falling !!"

The teacher paused, then asked the class, "And what do you think
the farmer said ?" One little girl raised her hand and said,
"Holy Crap, a talking chicken !!"

dot-matrix:

Kerry:

--- Quote from: dot-matrix on October 11, 2007, 03:47:02 am ---Jumping up and down, the Aussie throws a snowball at the devil
and yells, "Hell's frozen over !! This means that the Wallabies
won the World Cup !!"

--- End quote ---

 :'(  The Wallabies lost to England again!  :'(

And it was that bloody Johnny Wilkinson who swung the game for the English again!  >:(

Where can I take out a contract on that bloke?  8)   ;)

Kerry:

Kerry:

--- Quote from: Kerry on October 11, 2007, 09:20:06 am --- :'(  The Wallabies lost to England again!  :'(

And it was that bloody Johnny Wilkinson who swung the game for the English again!  >:(

Where can I take out a contract on that bloke?  8)   ;)

--- End quote ---

Hmm, on second thought, maybe I won't take a contract out on Johnny Wilkinson after all. I can think of better ways (yeah, better ways for me!) to make him suffer!!!  ;)  :laugh:


Cute?  ??? Yep!  :D Sigh!  ::)  ;)

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