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Kerry's Komedy Klub
Kerry:
Australia is presently in the throws of a Federal election, which will be held on Nov 24.
There's nothing an Australian loves more than pillorying and ridiculing the politicians we ourselves elected to office, which encompasses our second favourite passtime - engaging in the Tall Poppy Syndrome.
This present election is being waged between the forces of goodness and light, represented by the head of the opposition, Kevin Rudd (think Democrats), and the forces of darkness and malevolence under the present Prime Minister, the arch-conservative homophobe, John Howard (think Republicans).
Some comments from me on the campaign tail:
John Howard has vowed that, if re-elected, he will hand-over the Prime Ministership to his Treasurer, the loathed, distrusted and constantly smirking, Peter Costello. This toon also ties in another subject presently in the public eye in Oz - whether to go with desalination plants or convert sewage for our future water requirements:
Kevin Rudd is rating high in the polls at present. However, he is new to the Federal political arena and largely unknown to the average Australian outside his native Queensland. I swear I overheard this comment on Oxford Street recently (Oxford Street runs through the heart of Sydney's gay ghetto):
dot-matrix:
This joke comes to you all from my beloved Bob! He came rushing in this evening bursting to tell me this one.... I LOVE it hope you do too :laugh:
An Englishman, A Scotsman, and an Irishman walk into
a pub. They proceed to each buy a pint of Guinness.
Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage,
three flies landed in each of their pints and were stuck in
the thick head.
The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust,
The Scotsman fished the offending fly out of his beer and
continued drinking it as if nothing had happened.
The Irishman too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it over
the beer and started yelling, " Spit it out, spit ot out, you
little bugger."
dot-matrix:
This little guys definitely got rhythm
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dot-matrix:
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a
suit-case. He says, "What are you doing?"
She answers, "I'm moving to Sydney where prostitutes get
paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free."
Later, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and
sees her husband packing his suitcase. When she asks where
he's going, he replies, "I'm going to Sydney too. I want to see
you live on $800 a year."
dot-matrix:
A girl was visiting her blonde friend who had acquired
two new dogs and asked what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying that one was named
Rolex and the other was named Timex.
Her friend asked, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"Hellooo," answered the blonde, "They're watch dogs !"
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