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ONLY 35 SLEEPS UNTIL CHRISTMAS  :o :o :o

(( OR 25  IF YOU ARE A TRUCKIE ))      

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What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting the bucket underneath.

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Said one physics student to another: 'What are you reading that's so interesting?'

'Oh, it's an incredibly interesting book on antigravity. I just can't put it down'

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A brilliant scientist worked for months to develop an acid that would eat its way through anything, and was recently overjoyed to bring the project to a very successful conclusion.

We understand that he is now engaged on a project that is even more challenging.

... Finding something that will hold the acid.

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