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Kerry's Komedy Klub
dot-matrix:
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was
squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying
attention.
She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite
embarrassed and whispered that he had recently been
circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him to
go down to the principal's office.
He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should
do about it.. He did it and returned to class.
Suddenly there was a commotion at the back of the room.
She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his
desk with his penis hanging out.
"I thought I told you to call your mom, " she said.
"I did," he said, And she told me that if I could stick it our
till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."
dot-matrix:
A father watched his precious 6 year old daughter playing
in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and
innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she stopped and stared
at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was
looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
"So the other one is a Mummy Longlegs? she asked.
"No," said her father, "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot
and stomped them flat.
"Well, we;re not having any of that queer stuff in our garden."
:'(
dot-matrix:
Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine warm day.
One remarked to the other, "Windy, isn't it ?"
"No, " the second man replied, "it's Thursday."
And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's have a beer."
:laugh:
Kerry:
--- Quote from: Dagi on December 14, 2007, 09:41:38 am ---I love your cartoons, Kerry!
--- End quote ---
Thank ya kindly, Dagi. Will post more in the New Year. :D
Kerry:
--- Quote from: TXdoug on December 14, 2007, 02:29:53 pm ---Thanks, Kerry, for your reply and cartoon. ;)
Happy Summer in OZ ;D
Happy Holidays Everywhere and To Everyone :D
--- End quote ---
Happy holidays to you, too, Doug. :D
Would I be right in guessing that you probably have a relatively mild winter in Texas, compared to other icy parts of America, further north? :)
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