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dot-matrix:
A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F,"more slowly.

He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."

The man smiled back to her and once again said, "S-H-I-T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. "T-G-I-F" means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it? Duuhhh....."

The man answered, "yes. 'S-H-I-T' means, 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday.'

dot-matrix:



Maybe they pluck the bills outta your smokin' pocket!  :-\

Shasta542:

--- Quote from: dot-matrix on January 21, 2008, 10:34:31 pm ---


Maybe they pluck the bills outta your smokin' pocket!  :-\
--- End quote ---

:laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:   They gotta cut the current first!

dot-matrix:
Moron in the bakery

Keep in mind this actually really did happen!!!! This is someone who was moving from a claims office.

Okay so this is how I imagine this conversation went:

Walmart Employee: "Hello 'dis Walmarts, how can I help you?"

Customer: " I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week."

Walmart Employee: "What you want on the cake?"

Customer: "Best Wishes Suzanne" and underneath that "We will miss you".

Walmart Employee: "Dat all? Okay, Bye."

dot-matrix:
ATTENTION PLEASE THE FOLLOWING IS A HEALTH WARNING FROM THE GOVERNMENT

You are hereby advised, never to swallow bubblegum.



 
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