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southendmd:
--- Quote from: Katie77 on August 17, 2008, 07:19:49 pm ---........being the operative word........ :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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rub-a-dub-dub, three men in a tub...
Katie77:
--- Quote from: southendmd on August 17, 2008, 07:26:52 pm ---rub-a-dub-dub, three men in a tub...
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THREE ??
southendmd:
--- Quote from: Katie77 on August 17, 2008, 07:33:28 pm ---THREE ??
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Well, cleanliness is next to godliness, after all. ;)
With thanks to Mother Goose:
Rub a dub dub,
Three men in a tub,
And who do you think they be?
The butcher, the baker,
The candlestick maker.
Turn them out, knaves all three!
Katie77:
Oh......so we are onto nursery rhymes now are we..........
Humpty Rumpty sat in the tub.
Humpty Rumpty had a hot rub.
All the Quean’s lovers
and all the Quean’s kin
semened poor Rumpty together again.
southendmd:
All righty then, I found some:
Adult Nursery Rhymes: Bedtime Poems --For BIG Kids
Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.
Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pie man unto Simon,
"Pies, you dumb NFBSK!"
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses and all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.
Hey diddle diddle, the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.
Georgie Porgy Pudding and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.
There was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good.
But when she was bad........
She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car
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