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Kerry's Komedy Klub
Kerry:
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Kerry:
Kerry:
Quotable Puns:
* To err is human, to moo bovine.
* If life gives you llamas, make llamanade.
* A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
* A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
* My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time.
* Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
* Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
* I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.
* A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
* Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
* Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
* Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
* A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
* She criticized my apartment, so I knocked her flat.
* Without geometry, life is pointless.
* When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
* Banning the bra was a big flop.
* Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
* Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
underdown:
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Thank you.
:)
Penthesilea:
--- Quote from: Kerry on October 21, 2008, 09:15:31 pm ---
* Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
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Someone should tell Ennis ;).
--- Quote --- * Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
--- End quote ---
:laugh:
--- Quote --- * Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
--- End quote ---
No, but I start to drool ;D
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