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Kerry's Komedy Klub
David In Indy:
Kerry:
I love your super posts, Dottie! :laugh: Don't stop! :D
9 Things I Hate About People!
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is, pal. Where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say, "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say, "it's always the last place you look." Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their asses!
5. When people say, while watching a film, "Did you see that?" No, loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is "new and improved!" Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came, would I be standing here, numnut?
Kerry:
Have you ever wondered what those gorgeous super stars look like first thing in the morning? They look like this:
Cameron Diaz
Eva Longoria
Jenifer Lopez
Jessica Simpson
Kate Moss
Modonna
Paris Hilton
Now that's what I call funny! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Kerry:
This may be a little off-topic, though some people will find it funny. Others will find it cute. Personally, I find it somewhat scary. I wouldn't want one of these in the house while I take my afternoon nap. I might wake up with my throat ripped out!
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2007/03/070321-toygers-photos.html
Arad-3:
Wow Kerry, those cats sure do look like little tigers. I think they are quite beautiful although I don't know if I would want one. I think I would be afraid of it too! :o
It's really funny how plain these major super stars really are without their makeup artist around! Jennifer Lopez looks like my next door neighbor .. Although after seeing that pic I think the neighbor is better looking. Cameron Diaz is very plain. I know a guy who lives in LA and he has been in the same restaurant with her. He had his little dog with him all dressed up in an outfit and she came over to his table to see the dog. He said she was wearing a baseball hat and no makeup and he hardly recognized her cause she looked very plain. But he said she was as nice as anybody he has ever met. I guess she has a little dog that she likes to dress up too. And asked him where he gets his doggy outfits. Paris Hilton, well, I think she is ugly anyways. Spoiled rotten ugly.
Really enjoying yours and Dots posts here. I have to go on the web and find some funny things to post! I've really been slacking here!
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