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Katie77:
Top Ten Country Western Songs.
10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine
9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few
8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'
6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win
5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here
4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him
3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger
2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer
And the Number One Country & Western song is...
1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day Long
Kerry:
Peter Jensen, the Anglican Archbishop of Sydney, has been preaching his hate-filled, homophobic message in the media again. Rather than stew over his venomous pronouncements and get myself all tied in a knot inside, I find it's therapeutic to draw a cartoon instead. It depletes my anger and makes me feel better.
Whilst researching my most recent cartoons, I came across something at Wikipedia that makes His Grace even more ingracious than previously thought. Apparently nepotism is a favoured practice of his, in that he provided jobs for his wife and his brother, post-consecration.
And he has the hide to criticise my morals!
(Sources: Left: "Compass" ABCTV 18.10.09 / Right: Wikipedia)
Kerry:
Yep, he really did say it. They were his exact words on the ABCTV "Compass" program on Oct 18. He was moaning on and on and on, playing the misunderstood martyr card. And I'd venture to say that a lot of people viewing the program would have indeed failed to understand how a so-called man of God could be such a hate-filled bigot.
Kerry:
Sources:
Left - "Compass" ABCTV Oct 18
Right - "Pride goeth before destruction and an haughty spirit before a fall." Proverbs 16:18 (KJV)
Zander:
FACT: 79,000,000 people are engaged in sex right now
FACT: 58,000,000 people are kissing
FACT: 37,000,000 people are relaxing after having sex
FACT: 1 old timer is sitting reading jokes
You hang in there. SUNSHINE
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