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Kerry's Komedy Klub
Kerry:
--- Quote from: Zander on October 24, 2009, 09:03:35 am ---FACT: 79,000,000 people are engaged in sex right now
FACT: 58,000,000 people are kissing
FACT: 37,000,000 people are relaxing after having sex
FACT: 1 old timer is sitting reading jokes
You hang in there. SUNSHINE
--- End quote ---
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Zander:
John was a salesman's dream when it came to any kind of unusual gimmicks.
His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.
One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was
a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was about 5:30pm that
afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son returned home from school.
Tommy was over 2 hours late..
"Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?"
asked John.
"Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project," said
Tommy.
The robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him
completely out of his chair.
"Son," said John, "this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really
were after school."
"We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie." said Tommy..
"What did you watch?" asked Marsha.
"The Ten Commandments. " answered Tommy.
The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him
off his chair.
With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, "I am sorry I lied.
We really watched a tape called Sex Queen."
"I am ashamed of you son," said John. "When I was your age, I never lied to
my parents."
The robot walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked
him out of his chair.
Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, "Boy, did you ever
ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!"
The robot walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.
Kerry:
This will the last 3 of my own cartoons for now. Did I hear someone yell Yee-Haw? :o :laugh:
I'm sorry to bore my American friends with cartoons dealing with subject matter they are unfamiliar with. Or, at least, with people they are unfamiliar with. Fact is, though, that Archbishop Peter Jensen and Archbishop Peter Akinola are pretty much central casting match-ups for the likes of Jerry Falwell (in the case of Peter Jensen) and Fred Phelps of Westboro Baptist Church (in the case of Peter Akinola). How they can have the temerity to call themselves men of God, I'll never know. >:(
Kerry:
Kerry:
There was a documentary on ABCTV (Australia) last night called "The Battle of the Bishops" (BBC I think?) dealing with the threatened schism in the Anglican Church, which is being led by Nigeria's Archbishop Peter Akinola. It was a very scary documentary. Or should I say, Akinola is a very scary man. If he wasn't so dangerous and powerful, I would call him a nutter. But he's too cunning to be a nutter. He has a very manic, hyperactive manner, and is obsessed with homosexuality. Or rather, he is obsessed with the hatred of homosexuals. The program stated that one quarter of the world's Anglicans live in Nigeria, meaning Akinola has a huge clout within the Anglican Communion. Watching him last night, I was reminded of Fred Phelps of Westboro Baptist Church. Same level of hate. Same manic obsession with and hatred of all things gay. I've used these captions in previous cartoons. They are appropriate for Akinola.
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