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Kerry:

Mandy21:
Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:
- Indubitably
- Innovative
- Preliminary
- Proliferation
- Cinnamon

Things That Are Very Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:
- Specificity
- British constitution
- Passive-aggressive disorder
- Loquacious
- Transubstantiate

Things That Are Downright Impossible to Say When You're Drunk:
- Nope, no more booze for me.
- Good evening, officer.  Isn't it lovely out tonight?
- Oh, I couldn't.  No one wants to hear me tell that again...

Mandy21:
It Must be Great to be a Guy...

- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
- You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
- A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex.
- Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
- Everything on your face stays its original color.
- You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
- Chocolate is just another snack.
- There is always a game on somewhere.

Mandy21:
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources person asked the young MBA fresh out of school, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"

The candidate said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."

The HR person said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks' vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car -- say, a red Corvette?"

The Engineer said, "Wow!  Are you kidding?"

The HR person said, "Certainly, but you started it."

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