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Kerry's Komedy Klub
dot-matrix:
--- Quote from: Kerry on May 25, 2007, 09:15:49 am ---I absolutely adore this pic. It reminds me of Jack & Ennis somehow. :D Jack on the right and Ennis on the left. :-* :-*
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I agree completely..it is so perfectly Jack and Ennis :D
dot-matrix:
This is one of my husband's favorite jokes so I offer you this one from Bob ;)
THE ART OF MAKING LOVE
The Italian man said, "Last week, my wife and I had great
sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil, we made passionate love, and she screamed for five full minutes at the end."
The Frenchman boasted, "Last week when my wife and I had
sex, I rubbed her body all over with butter. We then made passionate love and
she screamed for fifteen minutes."
The Jewish man said, "Well, last week my wife and I also had
sex. I rubbed her body all over with schmaltz (chicken fat). We made love,
and she screamed for over six hours."
The other two were stunned. The amazed Frenchman asked,
"What could you have possibly done to make your wife scream for six hours?"
The Jewish man said, "I wiped my hands on the bedspread."
dot-matrix:
David In Indy:
--- Quote from: Kerry on May 25, 2007, 09:15:49 am ---I absolutely adore this pic. It reminds me of Jack & Ennis somehow. :D Jack on the right and Ennis on the left. :-* :-*
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God Kerry. That picture IS SO CUTE!!!!
It does remind me of Jack and Ennis! :)
Thanks so much for posting it.
dot-matrix:
Hallmark Cards for Dysfunctional Families
Hallmark Cards has a new division that is targeted toward the growing group of dysfunctional families. Here is a sample of their new cards.
1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to
love, and now that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.
2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met
you.
;)
3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am...
(Inside card) - That you're here to ruin it for me.
4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go...
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back?
You may need it again.
5. Someday I hope to marry...
(Inside card) - Someone other than you.
6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age...
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike.
7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
(Inside card) - Now that we've broken up, I think
it's time to keep your promise.
8. We've been friends for a very long time...
(Inside card) - What do you say we stop?
9. I'm miserable without you...
(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.
10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy...
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father
is?
11. You're such a good friend - if we were on a sinking
ship and there was only one life jacket...
(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you
often.
12. Your friends and I wanted to do something really
special for your birthday...
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.
13. Happy birthday Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, West Virginia
and Holder, Florida)
14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I
can't help but wonder...
(Inside card) - What was I thinking?
15. Congratulations on your Wedding Day...
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.
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