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dot-matrix:

dot-matrix:
An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat
this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you
should have lost at least 5 pounds."

When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly
60 POUNDS!

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my
instructions?"

The Irishman nodded..."I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were
going to drop dead dat 3rd day.

"From hunger, you mean?"

"No, from all de skippin'!!!!!" 

David In Indy:
 :laugh: :laugh:

Sharon:
Kerry - I love your Komedy Klub!
Well done Kerry and Dottie!     

Kerry:

--- Quote from: Sharon Amber on June 03, 2007, 04:43:38 pm ---Kerry - I love your Komedy Klub!
Well done Kerry and Dottie!     

--- End quote ---

Thank ya kindly, Sharon.  :D

I am but the humble apprentice to Dottie's sorcerer here. Dottie makes me laugh every day. Thank you, Dottie!  :-*

Please feel free to post all your funnies here, Sharon. Funny pictures, cartoons, jokes. They're all welcome here.   :D

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