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Kerry's Komedy Klub
Kerry:
--- Quote from: dot-matrix on June 04, 2007, 01:22:22 am ---Eight Words with two Meanings
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing cricket without a box.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing by product of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male... Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
AND...........
He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
He said . . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said . . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . . . Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said . . ..... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said . . .. I would but you're never there.
He said . . . Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said . . . They don't have time
He said . . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,caring and Good- looking?
She said . . . They already have boyfriends.
He said . . . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and
go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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Dottie, where did you find all this info about Aussie men?! ;) :laugh:
Kerry:
Kerry:
Baaaaaaaaad dog!!!
Sharon:
--- Quote ---Thank ya kindly, Sharon. :D
Please feel free to post all your funnies here, Sharon. Funny pictures, cartoons, jokes. They're all welcome here. :D
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Thank you Kerry for inviding me to post some funny stuff, but for the beginning I think I will look on you both
- King and Queen of comedy - for a while.
(The speed is very high here)
--- Quote ---Kerry you are too kind. I prefer to think of us as in this together, more like the Clown Prince and Princess if your were :laugh: but I am touched and very pleased that I have been able to bring you a chuckle occassionally. :-*
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--- Quote ---Yes, Kerry and Dottie are the King and Queen of comedy in these parts Sharon.
And the rest of us come in here every now and then and laugh like fools.
--- End quote ---
The combination of both - Kerry and Dottie - makes this Klub to what it is.
- WONDERFULL -
dot-matrix:
LOST DOG
3 Legs, Blind in left Eye,
Missing Right Ear, Tail Broken,
Recently castrated...
Answers to the name of
"LUCKY".
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