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Kerry:

--- Quote from: dot-matrix on June 04, 2007, 01:22:22 am ---Eight Words with two Meanings

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing cricket without a box.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing by product of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male... Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

AND...........

He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?

He said . . .  Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said . . .  What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . . . Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said . . ..... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said . . .. I would but you're never there.

He said . . .  Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said . . . They don't have time

He said . . .  Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,caring and Good- looking?
She said . . . They already have boyfriends.

He said . . . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and
go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

--- End quote ---

Dottie, where did you find all this info about Aussie men?!   ;)   :laugh:

Kerry:

Kerry:

Baaaaaaaaad dog!!!

Sharon:

--- Quote ---Thank ya kindly, Sharon. :D
Please feel free to post all your funnies here, Sharon. Funny pictures, cartoons, jokes. They're all welcome here. :D
--- End quote ---

Thank you Kerry for inviding me to post some funny stuff, but for the beginning I think I will look on you both
- King and Queen of comedy - for a while.
(The speed is very high here)


--- Quote ---Kerry you are too kind. I prefer to think of us as in this together, more like the Clown Prince and Princess if your were :laugh:  but I am touched and very pleased that I have been able to bring you a chuckle occassionally.  :-* 

--- End quote ---

--- Quote ---Yes, Kerry and Dottie are the King and Queen of comedy in these parts Sharon.

And the rest of us come in here every now and then and laugh like fools.
--- End quote ---

The combination of both - Kerry and Dottie - makes this Klub to what it is.
                                      - WONDERFULL -

dot-matrix:
LOST DOG




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