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Kerry's Komedy Klub
dot-matrix:
Is Anybody There?
This is the story about four people...
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and
Everybody was asked to do it. Everybody was sure
Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it,
but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that
because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought
Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that
Everybody would not do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody
when actually Nobody asked Anybody.
.....Somebody ???
dot-matrix:
Nurses Go to Heaven
Three nurses went to heaven, and were waiting a turn to plead their case to St. Peter to enter the pearly gates.
The first nurse said, "I worked in an emergency room. We tried our best to help patients, but occasionally we did lose one. I think I deserve to go to heaven."
St. Peter looks at her file and admits her to heaven.
The second nurse says, "I worked in an operating room. It's a very high stress environment and we do our best. Sometimes the patients are too sick and we lose them, but overall we try very hard."
St. Peter looks at her file and admits her to heaven.
The third nurse says, "I was a case manager for an HMO."
St. Peter looks at her file. He pulls out a calculator and starts punching away at it furiously, constantly going back to the nurse's file. After a few minutes St. Peter looks up, smiles, and says, "Congratulations! You've been admitted to heaven ... for five days!"
dot-matrix:
dot-matrix:
Puppy Porn
Shhheeeessshhh they're as bad as the kitties! ;) ;D :laugh:
Kerry:
--- Quote from: Sharon Amber on June 04, 2007, 03:17:01 pm ---Thank you Kerry for inviding me to post some funny stuff, but for the beginning I think I will look on you both
- King and Queen of comedy - for a while.
(The speed is very high here)
The combination of both - Kerry and Dottie - makes this Klub to what it is.
- WONDERFULL -
--- End quote ---
Thank ya kindly, Sharon. That was a very sweet thing to say. :)
It's good to laugh! And therapeutic, too! :D
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