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Kerry's Komedy Klub
TXdoug:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
dot-matrix:
30 Harsh Things You Might Say To A Naked Man
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It's okay, we'll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no... I just got a flash headache.
11. (Giggling and pointing)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won't take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
30. I guess this makes me the early bird.
dot-matrix:
Armageddon
George and James were chatting in a bar.
George said, "What would you do if you heard the world was to end in fifteen minutes?"
"I'd screw anything that moved", said James. "What would you do?"
George said, "I'd stand perfectly still."
dot-matrix:
Adam was talking to his friend at a bar. He said, "I don't know what to get my partner for his birthday. He has everything, and besides, he can afford to buy anything he wants, so I'm stuck."
His friend said, "I have an idea! Why don't you make up a certificate saying that he can have 60 minutes of great sex, anyway he wants it. He'll probably be thrilled."
So Adam decided to listen to his friend's advice.
The next day at the bar, his friend said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?"
"Yes, I did," Adam replied.
"Did he like it?"
"Oh yes! He jumped up, thanked me, kissed me hard, and ran out the door, yelling, "I'll be back in an hour!" :-\
Kerry:
--- Quote from: TXdoug on June 14, 2007, 10:38:48 am ---Howdy Kerry
Are you still here ? Your Komedy Klub is AWESOME ;D The posters are superb ;D LOTS of laughs !!! ;D Have you checked out the Vintage Beefcake thread today? I saw it last night and decided not to make a comment. ;D The reply I am referring to might disappear if I comment on it ;D
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I'm very glad you are enjoying KKK, Doug. I enjoy visiting here every night. Dottie sends me off to bed every night, laughing! And that's such a lovely way to end the day. Thank you for all your wonderful posts, Dottie. :D
About "that" post over at Vintage Beefcake, yes, I did see it last night (and downloaded a copy for my own collection!!!! ::) ). I have accidentally done the same thing in the past, myself. Prior to posting, you view the pics as thumbnails and post them in good faith, not realising that there are certain untoward aspects of the subjects anatomy peeking! An innocent mistake. I toyed with the idea of letting the poster know, but decided against it. I wanted others to enjoy the pic, as much as I had. The guy in the photo was so handsome. I love those handsome, clean-cut, square-jawed, brilliantined guys from the 1950s. They're so very masculine. Oozing testosterone! Hot! (Hope you didn't get int too much trouble, Dottie! ;) :) )
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