The World Beyond BetterMost > Anything Goes
Kerry's Komedy Klub
Kerry:
--- Quote from: dot-matrix on June 14, 2007, 07:50:55 pm ---30 Harsh Things You Might Say To A Naked Man
--- End quote ---
:laugh: I'm laughing so much here, I've got a tummy ache! :laugh:
Kerry:
Fred & Ginger . . .
Kerry:
More Fred & Ginger . . .
Kerry:
Cute sheep! :D
dot-matrix:
A woman goes into her lawyer's office and requests a divorce. While taking down her background information, he asks her, "Do you have grounds for a divorce?"
The woman replies, "Well, we have three acres."
"No, ma'am. What I mean is, does he beat you up?" asks the attorney.
"No, I get up around 6:30am and he sleeps until 7:00," she responds.
Feeling a little frustrated, the attorney asks, "Lady, tell me, do you have a grudge?"
Looking very confident, she states, "No, we have a carport."
At this point, the lawyer loses his patience and asks, "Look, lady. Why the heck do you want a divorce?"
"Because he can't hold an intelligent conversation!" ;D
Navigation
[0] Message Index
[#] Next page
[*] Previous page
Go to full version