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dot-matrix:
Things kids say….
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place....smack his ass again!"
Kerry:
--- Quote from: dot-matrix on August 07, 2007, 03:23:39 am ---Things kids say….
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place....smack his ass again!"
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:laugh: :laugh: ROTFL :laugh: :laugh:
Kerry:
--- Quote from: dot-matrix on August 06, 2007, 10:00:29 pm --- :laugh:
Kerry I think you missed your calling. I think I'm going to share this with Father Tony he's from an Angelican parish in Sydney and now has a parish in San Diego. He should enjoy it too, he's always making jokes about Australian Church politics
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My cartoons tend to be more of the "serious" social commentary type, Dottie, rather than the "haha" variety. Social injustice, bigotry and homophobia are the most common inspiration for me. For that reason, many of my cartoons happen to feature religious leaders and politicians.
If your Father Tony is from Sydney, he will well know Cardinal George Pell, Archbishop Peter Jensen and Reverend Fred Nile. They are all bitter, twisted, homophobic bigots and I've created many cartoons that feature their more bizarre, offensive pronouncements.
Archbishop Peter Jensen is an outspoken, card-carrying, proudly proclaiming gay-hater here is Sydney. He is also very outspoken in his objection to women priests and bishops . . .
Kerry:
Here's one of my not so serious attempts. A product of one of the "major" news stories of earlier in the year! ;) :D
Kerry:
Back to reality . . .
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