Kerry's Komedy Klub

[CellarDweller]

lmao!

I had to bring that over to DCF!  I love the "Gay Sex Is In" sign.

[Zander]

lmao!

I had to bring that over to DCF!  I love the "Gay Sex Is In" sign.

The truth will be outed 

[Kerry]

[Monika]

hard core!

[Zander]

A general store owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt [or general lack thereof] and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea.

"Id like some raisin bread please", the man says politely. The female clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, which is located on the very top shelf. The young man standing almost directly beneath her is provided with an excellent view, just as he surmised he would be.

Once she descends the ladder he muses that he really should get two loaves as he's having company for dinner. As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what’s going on. Thinking quickly, he requests his own loaf of raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy the view. With each trip up the ladder the young lady seems to catch the eye of another male customer. Pretty soon each male patron is asking for raisin bread, just to see the clerk climb up and down.

After many trips she’s tired, irritated and thinking that she is really going to have to try this bread for herself!

Finally, once again atop the ladder, she stops and fumes, glaring at the men standing below. She notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd staring up at her. Thinking to save herself a trip, she yells at the elderly man, "Is yours raisin too?"

"No," croaks the old man "... But its starting to twitch."

[Kerry]

"No," croaks the old man "... But its starting to twitch."

Boom-boom! 

[Monika]

[Kerry]

[Katie77]

Look at the picture below very carefully


 
Have you noticed the girl in the background?
Noticed her Butt?
 
Well look at the picture carefully!
if your answer is YES then go ASAP and see an OPTOMETRIST!!!
What you see is the shoulder of the girl taking the picture!!!

[Kerry]

Better late than never, I finally got to see "Up" last week. It's had a long run here in Sydney.  I'd heard so many good things about it . . . technically - how good the animation is. No-one had warned me, however, what an emotional clout it carried. Nor that it wasn't a kids' movie at all. I loved "Up" and especially one character in particular - Dug, the talking dog. He's adorable. He makes me smile.  I hope these pics of Dug will make you smile too.