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The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Mikaela:
OT: Oh, I love that picture! And it's the *perfect* reply to the question. :-*
coffeecat33:
Q: Why does Junior's eye color change from bright blue to dark brown?
A: So that Alma doesn't suspect Jack's her real mom.
Q: If the mule was a mule, why was he called a Dumb Ass? ???
Mikaela:
Q: If the mule was a mule, why was he called a Dumb Ass?
A: 'Cause Ennis was so far-sighted that a mule and an ass looked about the same, close up. :D ::)
Q: Why were pearls Lureen's specially favoured jewels?
Sheriff Roland:
Q: Why were pearls Lureen's specially favoured jewels?
A: Hum ... sumthin ta do with ... a distant mem'ry a her husband's family jewels? mebe? (don't shoot me, it's s'pose ta be funny!)
Q: We know bout Thanksgivin', but how did Lureen & Jack sprend Christmas?
Mikaela:
Q: We know bout Thanksgivin', but how did Lureen & Jack sprend Christmas?
A: Well, since husbands neeeeever want to dance with their wives, they sure didn't spend it rockin' around the christmas tree!
Q: Speaking of christmas, what did Santa put in Bobby Twist's stocking?
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