Brokeback Mountain: Our Community's Common Bond > The Lighter Side
The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Penthesilea:
--- Quote from: Mikaela on December 13, 2006, 07:16:02 pm ---OT: Oh, I love that picture! And it's the *perfect* reply to the question. :-*
--- End quote ---
Thanks, Mika :)
Q: Speaking of christmas, what did Santa put in Bobby Twist's stocking?
A: A DVD from the movie "Billy Elliot", because boys can dance ballet instead of playing football and grow up to right men.
Q: What didn't Aguirre want to do for the mysterious caller on the phone, not even on his f*in life?
Front-Ranger:
Q: What didn't Aguirre want to do for the mysterious caller on the phone, not even on his f*in life?
A: It was the forest ranger, who wanted to come and "snoop around" his trailer (I know, I am one!!) (and stem the rose--no roses allowed on Brokeback Mountain!)
Q: Why did Monroe have to carve the turkey with an electric carving knife??
Mikaela:
Q: Why did Monroe have to carve the turkey with an electric carving knife??
A: His limp wrists made that kind of utensil enhancement necessary to get the carving done. (Monroe is an anti-stereotype guy too!)
Q: How did Aguirre come by his goat's head hat rack?
coffeecat33:
Q: How did Aguirre come by his goat's heat hat rack?
A: He received it as an incentive gift when he sealed his pact with the Devil.
Q: Why was Alma so insistent that Ennis's friend from Texas come upstairs and drink a cup of coffee?
Mikaela:
Q: Why was Alma so insistent that Ennis's friend from Texas come upstairs and drink a cup of coffee?
A: Well, she *had* spent a lot of effort, mixing just the right quantity of arsenic into the coffee, so it would be a pity if it just went to waste.
Q: What did Carl (the talking boyfriend) mainly talk about?
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