Brokeback Mountain: Our Community's Common Bond > The Lighter Side
The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
vkm91941:
Q: what else did Ennis have in that paper bag?
A: that piece of Cherry cake he couldn't eat just yet.
Q: Why does Aguirre chew on that tooth pick all the time?
Sheriff Roland:
Q: Why does Aguirre chew on that tooth pick all the time?
A: He's on a diet - tring to cut down from chewing on twiggs.
Q: Still want to know "How many cans of beans can a cowboy eat?"
a_r2006:
Q: What did the wives think of Jack and Ennis' affair?
fishing trips can be hazardous to your marriage !
Arad-3:
Still want to know "How many cans of beans can a cowboy eat?"
A: How ever many it takes to be able to' toot' out the tune of 'Home on the range"
Q:What does old man twist do when hes not sitting at the table staring?
MtBecky:
Q:What does old man twist do when hes not sitting at the table staring?
A: Not surprisingly, little is known of Mr. Twist's private life. However he is known in a tight circle of immediate relatives, as the Domestic Diva of his time. Yes, while
other ranchers and farmers are tending to their land, Mr. Twist can be seen sweeping the floors and polishing windows, with that little whistle of contentment. This is why he was always in desperate need of Jack to snag a buddy and bring him to the homestead to help out. Mrs. Twist, although delighted with his homemaking abilities, declines to comment. :-\
Q: And just whatever became of Cassie?
Hi back attcha Arad! :)
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