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The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Arad-3:
That last one was so funny MtBecky!
Q: And just whatever became of Cassie?
A: Cassie went back to the bar and continued to dance. Rumor has it she now has her own cage.
Q;What would Joe Aquirres wife be like?
TJ:
Q: What would Joe Aquirres wife be like?
A: (s)He would be at least 6'4" tall and a big muscular horse-ridin' shepherd who did not stem the rose and let his dogs baby-sit the sheep during working hours. He preferred to fool-around when all the work was done.
Q: How did Cassie meet that cowboy who was with her in the combination bus-station/restaurant?
MtBecky:
Q: How did Cassie meet that cowboy who was with her in the combination bus-station/restaurant?
A: Rumor has it, that he was a shoe salesman that tried some 3 inch platform shoes on Cassie followed by an extensive footrubbing, which led to a little slap and tickle in the storeroom!
Q: Why did Cassie play, "The Devil's Right Hand" before asking Ennis to dance?
Lumière:
Q: Why did Cassie play, "The Devil's Right Hand" before asking Ennis to dance?
A: "The Devil's left hand" was otherwise occupied.
Q: Why did Fayette Newsome choose to bring 2 boxes of formula as a gift for her new grandson?
TJ:
Q: Why did Fayette Newsome choose to bring 2 boxes of formula as a gift for her new grandson?
A: Because she thought it would be UDDERly imossible for Lureen to keep her sorority girl figure if Bobby was pullin' her teats.
Q: Why didn't Jack help Ennis put up the tent when they moved to a new camp?
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