Brokeback Mountain: Our Community's Common Bond > The Lighter Side
The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Monika:
--- Quote from: CellarDweller on August 26, 2013, 08:29:27 am ---
Q: Why did Ma Twist like cherry cake?
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A: Because on their first date, pa Twist fed her cherries that he had dipped in truffle chocolate. Afterwards they made love infront of the fire place.
Q: Why is the Twist house painted white?
Sason:
Q: Why is the Twist house painted white?
A To make the pigeon shit less visible. (there were thousands of pigeons in the house. they all got scared and flew away when we came)
Q Why was LD such an ass hole?
Front-Ranger:
Q Why was LD such an ass hole?
A Because he suffered from Lost D**k Syndrome (it's not exactly ass hole!). And that's how he come to get his initials, too!
Q When does the wind stop blowing in Wyoming?
Sason:
Q When does the wind stop blowing in Wyoming?
A When Ennis finally decides to go for the sweet life with Jack.
Q What does Carl usually talk about?
CellarDweller:
--- Quote from: Sason on September 01, 2013, 04:23:39 pm ---Q What does Carl usually talk about?
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A: Hair, make-up, fashion....the usual.
Q: what was the count of the sheep supposed to be?
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