Brokeback Mountain: Our Community's Common Bond > The Lighter Side
The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Lumière:
Q: Why does Ennis speak so funny?
A: Because he is a dedicated stand-up comedian and all-round funny dude!
Q: Why did Jack suggest a cow and calf operation to Ennis, and not a sheep-and-lamb operation?
TJ:
Q: Why did Jack suggest a cow and calf operation to Ennis, and not a sheep-and-lamb operation?
A: Because Jack has no beef when it comes to raising cattle; but, he gets the willies when around woolies. He thinks sheep are baaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
Q: Why did Alma tie a note on Ennis's fishin' line?
GG:
Q: Why did Alma tie a note on Ennis's fishin' line?-
A: because she could check that( unlike Ennis's other line }for nibbles and bites.
B:Why was'nt Jack much of a cook?
Lumière:
Q: Why was'nt Jack much of a cook?
A: Jack never bothered to cook because he liked everything raw and hard. ::)
Q: Why didn't Ennis agree with Jack when he suggested that they kill one of the sheep for supper?
Pipedream:
Q: Why didn't Ennis agree with Jack when he suggested that they kill one of the sheep for supper?
A: He wanted to make sure there were some left overs for the next day... :P
Q: Why did Ennis think the tent didn't look right? ???
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