Brokeback Mountain: Our Community's Common Bond > The Lighter Side
The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Arad-3:
Q:Why was Jack washing his clothes naked the next day?
A; because he felt it was too early in the relationship to pull out his fuzzy robe and matching slippers.
Q: What did Mrs. Twist ever see in Mr. Twist?
GG:
Hey good one!!
Q: What did Mrs. Twist ever see in Mr. Twist
A; His award winning personality
Q: What's Mr. Twists favorite meal?
Lumière:
Q: What's Mr. Twists favorite meal?
A: Salt-free cabbage soup, coleslaw served with a generous helping of roasted pumpkin seeds, and for dessert - coffee-flavored spit in his best mug! (All served cold with a little dry twig for tooth-picking).
Q: Why did Joe Aguirre carry binoculaurs?
Acousticmen:
Q: Why did Joe Aguirre carry binoculaurs?
A;Because he used tp pretend he was a German spy
Q:Why didnt Ennis ever open up that fishing tackle box?
Sheriff Roland:
Q: Why didnt Ennis ever open up that fishing tackle box?
A: Oh that's an easy one ... because he was too busy opening his own private Jack in the box!
Q: Why does Ennis speak so funny?
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