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The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
acoustic man:
Q: why did'nt Ennis play an instrument ?
A: Because they had so much stuff to bring up to the mountain, he couldn't carry a tune...
Q: Why did Jack pound on Ennis's shirt when he was washing it at the creek?
Lumière:
Nice one Acousticmen! (couldn't he carry a tune? ;D)
Q: Why did Jack pound on Ennis's shirt when he was washing it at the creek?
A: Because it was the closest he could come at that moment to pounding Ennis; first, he'd have to pound it and then wring it! Pretty satisfying if you ask me! :P
Q: Why did Lureen become a bleach-blonde? ???
Arad-3:
Good one Lucise!
Q: Why did Lureen become a bleach-blonde?
A: The director told her it was either that or a fake mustache, side burns, liver spots, or wrinkles...
Q: Why did Jack's father know where Brokeback Mountain was?
Pipedream:
Q: Why did Jack's father know where Brokeback Mountain was?
A: He had herded sheep there one summer with Joe Aguirre. They was good friends...
Q: Why don't Texans drink coffee? ???
GG:
Q: Why don't Texans drink coffee?
A:They do, but not if its offered in between a four year reunion kiss and a motel.
Q;Why did Ennis always turn his back to Jack after sex?
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