Brokeback Mountain: Our Community's Common Bond > The Lighter Side
The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
acoustic man:
Q;Why did Ennis always turn his back to Jack after sex?
A: Because it was Jack's turn......
Q: Why did they name the mountain Brokeback Mountain?
MtBecky:
Q: Why did they name the mountain Brokeback Mountain?
A: Because Summer of Lustful, Romantic, Force of Nature, Soul Partner in a Tent Mountain was too long to say.
Q: Why did Ennis "Beam" Alma with snow while they were sledding?
acoustic man:
Why did Ennis "Beam" Alma with snow while they were sledding?
A:Alma was starting to get a little frisky so he had to cool her down
Q:Why did Chris get voted off American idol?
note by moderator (Roland) - keep to BBM topic - for now - please
MtBecky:
Q:Why did Chris get voted off American idol?
A: I don't know!!!! I am so bummed! He was my favorite. Not only was he handsome but he could sing like no other! Oh wait...that's not an answer,
is it?.....
A: Because everyone that had a real ear for true talent forgot to call in during the alloted time?
Q: Where did Ennis get the last hat we see him wear? ???
Arad-3:
Q: Where did Ennis get the last hat we see him wear?
A: He got it at Granny and Jedd Clampets garage sale.
Q:What trailer park did Ennis move into to?
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