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The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Noviani:
Question: why Jack always slept with his back against Ennis?
( am i using the correct preposition? you know, don't you ...about the pose i mean)
Sheriff Roland:
Q: Why Jack always slept with his back against Ennis?
A: Cause Ennis is such a HOTtie!!
Q: Why is it always so d a m n cold?
See Novi, yer suppose ta repeat the last question and answer it with a silly/funny answer before yer allowed ta ask a new stupid question! It's a game!
Penthesilea:
Q: Why is it always so d a m n cold?
A: It's easier then for two not queer guys to find an excuse for stemming the rose
Q: Why does Aguirre look at his wrist watch so demonstrative?
David:
Q: Why does Aguirre look at his wrist watch so demonstrative?
A: Because he can't believe they can go at it longer than he can when he's alone with the sheep.
Q: Why doesn't Alma throw a hissy fit when she first meets Jack?
coffeecat33:
Q: Why doesn't Alma throw a hissy fit when she meets Jack?
A: Jack's beauty rendered her speechless.
Q: Why did Jack say the mare "got lucky" when she threw him?
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