Brokeback Mountain: Our Community's Common Bond > The Lighter Side
The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
David:
Q: Why did Jack say the mare "got lucky" when she threw him?
A: Because anyone would would be "lucky" to have Jack on their back!
Q: Did Lureens Father have Jack Killed?
coffeecat33:
Q: Did Lureen's father have Jack killed?
A: No, he was just a kill joy.
Q: Why was Jack warshing laundry in the creek nekked except for his cowboy boots?
David:
Q: Why was Jack warshing laundry in the creek nekked except for his cowboy boots?
A: Because these boots were made for walking. (thankyou Nancy Sinatra!)
Q: Why isn't Jack the restaraunt type?
Scott6373:
Q: Why isn't Jack the restaraunt type?
A: Becuase he likes to crawl under the table during desert
Q: Why does Jack grow that dumb moustache?
David:
Q: Why does Jack grow that dumb moustache?
A: Because it sticks to parts of Ennis like Velcro!
Q: Why should Bobby watch Football?
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