Brokeback Mountain: Our Community's Common Bond > The Lighter Side
The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Scott6373:
Q: Why should Bobby watch Football?
A: So he can learn how to bend over just like daddy.
Q: What shade of lipstick is it that Lureen wears on the telephone?
David:
Q: What shade of lipstick is it that Lureen wears on the telephone?
A: Blood on my hands Red of course!
Q: Where does Monroe keep the condoments?
Scott6373:
Q: Where does Monroe keep the condoments?
A: In the bedside table drawer of course.
Q: Why did Jack pick that God awful ugly Mexican hooker?
David:
Q: Why did Jack pick that God awful ugly Mexican hooker?
A: Why not? He'll have his back towards him anyways!
Q: Why did Lureen need some many bottles of Formula?
Scott6373:
Q: Why did Lureen need some many bottles of Formula?
A: To get her hair just the right shade of cotton candy.
Q: How many cans of hairspray are required to keep Ma Newsome's beehive humming?
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