Brokeback Mountain: Our Community's Common Bond > The Lighter Side
The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
ifyoucantfixit:
--- Quote from: Scott6373 on December 09, 2006, 11:19:16 am ---Q: Why did Lureen need some many bottles of Formula?
A: To get her hair just the right shade of cotton candy.
Q: How many cans of hairspray are required to keep Ma Newsome's beehive humming?
--- End quote ---
she only needs one for her hair, but she needs 120 to keep the stud duck stiff,
why is it that lureen wants the dining room chairs to be covered in purple ?
David:
Q: why is it that lureen wants the dining room chairs to be covered in purple ?
A: Because pink reminds Lureen of her husband too much.
Q: Why should you never order soup?
coffeecat33:
Q: Why should you never order soup?
A: Because "No more beans!" is a funnier line than, "No more soup!"
Q: Why does Jack ask Ennis, "All this time, and you ain't found nobody else to marry?"
Mikaela:
Q: Why does Jack ask Ennis, "All this time, and you ain't found nobody else to marry?"
A: Because Jack realized that Ennis obviously needed help with washing those more-than-smelly socks of his....
Q: Where *did* Jack find his blue parka?
Sheriff Roland:
Q: Where *did* Jack find his blue parka?
A: Wardrobe people get cold too on those mornin mountain shoots!
Q: Why is the collector's DVD a Brokeback Mountain bein released after the Christmas rush?
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