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Title: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
Post by: saucycobblers on May 29, 2006, 06:10:06 pm

How to write a limerick:

A limerick is a five-line poem with an AABBA rhyme scheme. This means the first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other, and the third and fourth lines do as well. It’s important that the lines actually rhyme.

The first, second, and last lines have between 8 and 11 syllables; the third and fourth lines are shorter, having 5 or 6 syllables.


Here are some examples of non-Brokeback related limericks:

O my darling, my love's not a phase.
I will love you through nights and through days.
But there's one thing I fear
I must tell you, my dear.
It is this: I require a raise!

There once was a young man from Kew
Who found a dead mouse in his stew.
Said the waiter, “Don't shout
Or wave it about,
Or the rest will be wanting one too!

There was a young rustic named Mallory,
who drew but a very small salary.
When he went to the show,
his purse made him go
to a seat in the uppermost gallery.

A wonderful bird is the pelican,
His bill will hold more than his belican,
He can take in his beak
Enough food for a week
But I'm damned if I see how the helican!



In this thread the limericks are Brokeback related, one way or the other. We write one line each, thus creating the limericks together.

The same person can write more than one line in a limerick, just not two directly after each other.

However, if someone comes up with a finished Brokeback limerick all by themselves, feel free to post it here too!

A new limerick can be started either by the person who wrote the last line in the previous one, or by someone else.


Writing Brokeback limericks is fun!!!
 



Submissions that are too far off these parameters, may be gently edited to bring them within the parameters.
 

 





There was a young cowboy called Jack,


Your turn... ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 29, 2006, 06:13:36 pm
Who spent summer of '63 on a mountain called Brokeback,     ;)



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I had to check this:  :P (God bless Google)
Limerick:
A five line poem. The first, second, and fifth lines rhyme and so do the third and fourth. The first, third, and fifth have the same verbal rhythm (meter) and length, and so do the second and fourth.

Is this what you were referring to saucycobblers?


Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on May 29, 2006, 06:21:14 pm
Who spent summer of '63 on a mountain called Brokeback,     ;)



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I had to check this:  :P (God bless Google)
Limerick:
A five line poem. The first, second, and fifth lines rhyme and so do the third and fourth. The first, third, and fifth have the same verbal rhythm (meter) and length, and so do the second and fourth.

Is this what you were referring to saucycobblers?




That's the one!

He fancied young Ennis,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on May 29, 2006, 06:23:49 pm
Oh boy do I have a dirty Jack & Ennis Limerick!     :laugh:

Wanna hear the whole thing?
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on May 29, 2006, 06:29:18 pm
Oh boy do I have a dirty Jack & Ennis Limerick!     :laugh:

Wanna hear the whole thing?

Oh DO I??? YES PLEASE!!!!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on May 29, 2006, 06:34:31 pm
There once was a man named Jack,

He was quite good in the sack,

He said with a grin,

as he wiped off his chin,

That Ennis used to aim for his back!
     ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on May 29, 2006, 06:38:11 pm
HAHAHA!! You dirty boy...
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 29, 2006, 06:51:13 pm
There once was a man named Jack,

He was quite good in the sack,

He said with a grin,

as he wiped off his chin,

That Ennis used to aim for his back!
     ;D

tsk tsk ... dirty mind!  ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 29, 2006, 06:58:13 pm
Ok, so far we had:  :)

There was a young cowboy called Jack,
Who spent summer of '63 on a mountain called Brokeback,
He fancied young Ennis,

-----

 :)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on May 29, 2006, 07:05:56 pm
...and despite Coyotes that were a Menace,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: JCinNYC2006 on May 29, 2006, 07:09:21 pm
LOL, this limerick is a bit of a mess.  Trimming some of the lines to fit the meter could help.  But regardless, here's the last line:

His heart, he would never get back.

Juan
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on May 29, 2006, 07:15:28 pm
Like this?:

There was a young cowboy called Jack,
Who spent summer of '63 on a mountain called Brokeback,
He fancied young Ennis,
and despite Coyotes that were a Menace,
His heart, he would never get back.


Good finish Juan!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on May 29, 2006, 07:20:27 pm
Bravo!! *claps heartily*

One day out in Signal, Wyoming,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on May 29, 2006, 07:41:46 pm
One day out in Signal, Wyoming,
that last ling'ring kiss was still foaming,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on May 29, 2006, 07:48:49 pm
One day out in Signal, Wyoming,
that last ling'ring kiss was still foaming,
Ennis noticed his lost shirt,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on May 29, 2006, 07:50:28 pm
One day out in Signal, Wyoming,
that last ling'ring kiss was still foaming,
Ennis noticed his lost shirt,
His nipples were pert,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on May 29, 2006, 07:53:39 pm
One day out in Signal, Wyoming,
that last ling'ring kiss was still foaming,
Ennis noticed his lost shirt,
His nipples were pert,
which caused Jacks tent to start roaming!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on May 29, 2006, 08:05:59 pm
Hehehehehe
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on May 29, 2006, 08:08:26 pm
"Your hammerin' quit and git in here",
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on May 29, 2006, 08:08:54 pm
we are so TWISTed!       :laugh:  


did ya fancy my first limerick Ray?
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on May 29, 2006, 08:12:56 pm
did ya fancy my first limerick Ray?

Made meself a necklace o' pearls on that one David!   :D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on May 29, 2006, 08:18:01 pm
 :laugh:  <burst out laughing>    :laugh:

OMG, I wonder how many of the girls here know what that means?    ::)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 29, 2006, 08:20:45 pm
I think I get Ray's drift on that one!  ;D :P

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Your hammerin' quit and git in here
Before you encounter that mean ol' bear,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on May 29, 2006, 08:22:44 pm
Your hammerin' quit and git in here
Before you encounter that mean ol' bear,
I'm rollin' and twitchin',
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on May 29, 2006, 08:28:47 pm
Your hammerin' quit and git in here
Before you encounter that mean ol' bear,
I'm rollin' and twitchin',
and my arse for you is itchin',
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 29, 2006, 08:30:00 pm
Your hammerin' quit and git in here
Before you encounter that mean ol' bear,
I'm rollin' and twitchin',
and my arse for you is itchin',
Let me show you how much I care!

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 29, 2006, 08:31:18 pm
"Jack ain't the rest'rant type.."
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on May 29, 2006, 08:32:01 pm
Your hammerin' quit and git in here
Before you encounter that mean ol' bear,
I'm rollin' and twitchin',
and my arse for you is itchin',
Let me show you how much I care!

 :laugh:

That's perfect!  ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on May 29, 2006, 08:34:03 pm
"Jack ain't the rest'rant type.."
For beans he would just gripe,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on May 29, 2006, 08:39:03 pm
"Jack ain't the rest'rant type.."
For beans he would just gripe,
But he shot him some deer,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 29, 2006, 08:40:46 pm
"Jack ain't the rest'rant type.."
For beans he would just gripe,
But he shot him some deer,
And climbed upon his tired mare,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on May 29, 2006, 08:43:58 pm
"Jack ain't the rest'rant type.."
For beans he would just gripe,
But he shot him some deer,
And climbed upon his tired mare,
and wondered bout the Fish & Game Hype"
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on May 29, 2006, 08:45:29 pm
Milli & Dave have no rythm,
Their timing is sheer cataclysm
But funny as hell,
Their point they do sell,
I certainly ain't gonna dis 'em!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 29, 2006, 08:46:30 pm
Milli & Dave have no rythm,
haha  :P :P Oh ya we do!!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on May 29, 2006, 08:48:19 pm
haha  :P :P Oh ya we do!!

"You Bet"     ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 29, 2006, 08:53:13 pm
Milli & Dave have no rythm,
Their timing is sheer cataclysm
But funny as hell,
Their point they do sell,
I certainly ain't gonna dis 'em!


Haha... ;D Good work Ray!!  :P
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 29, 2006, 09:13:39 pm
Another round:  :)

"I know a place where bluebirds sing" .. 
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on May 29, 2006, 09:20:28 pm
"I know a place where bluebirds sing"
"The whiskey, it runs as a flowing spring",
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on May 29, 2006, 09:23:05 pm
"I know a place where bluebirds sing"
"The whiskey, it runs as a flowing spring",
"where the coyotes have balls the size of apples,"
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 29, 2006, 09:26:06 pm
"I know a place where bluebirds sing"
"The whiskey, it runs as a flowing spring",
"where the coyotes have balls the size of apples,"
And a drunken, sleepy sheep herder wobbles,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on May 29, 2006, 09:29:24 pm
Hahahahahahaha you two are goobs.....


"I know a place where bluebirds sing"
"The whiskey, it runs as a flowing spring"
"Where the coyotes have balls the size of apples"
"And a drunken, sleepy sheep herder wobbles"
"These are a few of my favourite thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings"

Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 29, 2006, 09:36:29 pm
Hahahahahahaha you two are goobs.....


"I know a place where bluebirds sing"
"The whiskey, it runs as a flowing spring"
"Where the coyotes have balls the size of apples"
"And a drunken, sleepy sheep herder wobbles"
"These are a few of my favourite thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings"


We make a very creative team!  :P
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on May 29, 2006, 10:07:11 pm
Alma was rolled on her belly,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 29, 2006, 10:31:36 pm
Alma was rolled on her belly,
There'd been nothing interesting on the telly,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on May 29, 2006, 10:50:34 pm
Alma was rolled on her belly,
There'd been nothing interesting on the telly,
As Ennis climbed onto her back,
You knew he was thinking of Jack,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 29, 2006, 11:02:33 pm
Alma was rolled on her belly,
There'd been nothing interesting on the telly,
As Ennis climbed onto her back,
You knew he was thinking of Jack,
And as he came, Jack's name he called freely.

 ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 29, 2006, 11:04:12 pm
I'll take you up to Don Wroe's cabin ...
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on May 29, 2006, 11:08:20 pm
I'll take you up to Don Wroe's cabin ...
Where we'll do a bit more than just gabbin'
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 29, 2006, 11:16:03 pm
I'll take you up to Don Wroe's cabin ...
Where we'll do a bit more than just gabbin'
With you, there ain't no need to wring out,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on May 29, 2006, 11:21:14 pm
I'll take you up to Don Wroe's cabin ...
Where we'll do a bit more than just gabbin'
With you, there ain't no need to wring out,
With our guns goin' off we will shout:
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 29, 2006, 11:25:55 pm
I'll take you up to Don Wroe's cabin ...
Where we'll do a bit more than just gabbin'
With you, there ain't no need to wring out,
With our guns goin' off we will shout:
Sweet Jesus H!  I am comin'!

 ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 29, 2006, 11:49:17 pm
That fateful day outside Aguirre's trailer ...
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on May 29, 2006, 11:59:43 pm
That fateful day outside Aguirre's trailer ...
Ennis wore his best shirt from the tailor,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 30, 2006, 12:05:29 am
That fateful day outside Aguirre's trailer ...
Ennis wore his best shirt from the tailor,
Jack gazed upon him, a throb in his heart,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on May 30, 2006, 03:07:47 am
Incidental remark:   ::)

This limerick business is straining.
Just as Ray, I quite feel like complaining!
With no rhythm and rhyme
This ain’t worth not a dime.
Yet, one has to say, it’s entertaining!  


Hey saucycobblers! Thanks for starting this thread overhere! Loved that on IMDB! :D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on May 30, 2006, 07:54:41 am
Oh my, you lot HAVE been busy while I was asleep  ;D

As Ennis would say... "Very good" *drums BBQ spit with rusty piece of metal*.

I have been LMAO at these  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

My favourite line so far...

Alma was rolled on her belly,
There'd been nothing interesting on the telly,

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Nice one Lucise  :laugh:
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on May 30, 2006, 07:56:57 am
Here goes... *ding ding*... round two...

Jack thought as he looked at LaShawn,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on May 30, 2006, 08:38:12 am
Here goes... *ding ding*... round two...

Jack thought as he looked at LaShawn,

You are in a hurry! We have yet to finish this one...:  :D

That fateful day outside Aguirre's trailer ...
Ennis wore his best shirt from the tailor,
Jack gazed upon him, a throb in his heart,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on May 30, 2006, 08:39:05 am
Jack thought as he looked at LaShawn,
He wish she'd shut up and be gone,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on May 30, 2006, 08:40:51 am
That fateful day outside Aguirre's trailer ...
Ennis wore his best shirt from the tailor,
Jack gazed upon him, a throb in his heart,
Ennis's eyes shot thru him like a dart,
and soon Jack was as horny as a Sailor!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on May 30, 2006, 08:43:30 am
Jack thought as he looked at LaShawn,
He wish she'd shut up and be gone,


He gave Randall a wink,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on May 30, 2006, 08:48:12 am
Jack thought as he looked at LaShawn,
He wish she'd shut up and be gone,
He gave Randall a wink,
Poured himself another drink,
and treated ol' Randall as a pawn.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on May 30, 2006, 09:11:07 am
Hahaha!  ;D

New one:

The night on the mountain was chilly. 
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on May 30, 2006, 09:41:53 am
The night on the mountain was chilly. 
So jack pulled Ennis's hand to his Willie,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on May 30, 2006, 09:52:31 am
The night on the mountain was chilly. 
So jack pulled Ennis's hand to his Willie,
He said with a grin,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on May 30, 2006, 10:09:10 am
The night on the mountain was chilly. 
So jack pulled Ennis's hand to his Willie,
He said with a grin,
Who's gonna begin?
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: JCinNYC2006 on May 30, 2006, 10:44:39 am
The night on the mountain was chilly. 
So jack pulled Ennis's hand to his Willie,
He said with a grin,
Who's gonna begin?
Ennis said, it's my first time, really.

Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on May 30, 2006, 11:14:39 am
The night on the mountain was chilly. 
So jack pulled Ennis's hand to his Willie,
He said with a grin,
Who's gonna begin?
Ennis said, it's my first time, really.




HeeHee!! Good one...


Our boys were out herding the sheep,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 30, 2006, 11:37:28 am
Hahaha..these are great!  ;D

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Our boys were out herding the sheep,
Sometimes they were too horny to sleep,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on May 30, 2006, 11:56:35 am
Our boys were out herding the sheep,
Sometimes they were too horny to sleep,
Jack said with affection,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on May 30, 2006, 11:59:22 am
Our boys were out herding the sheep,
Sometimes they were too horny to sleep,
Jack said with affection,
"Is that an erection?"
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on May 30, 2006, 12:00:56 pm
Our boys were out herding the sheep,
Sometimes they were too horny to sleep,
Jack said with affection,
"Is that an erection?"
"Yes, and it's starting to weep!"
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 30, 2006, 12:02:13 pm
Our boys were out herding the sheep,
Sometimes they were too horny to sleep,
Jack said with affection,
"Is that an erection?"
"Yes, and it's starting to weep!"

 :laugh: That's awesome!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 30, 2006, 12:03:07 pm
Ennis sometimes wondered if people could tell,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on May 30, 2006, 12:07:35 pm
Ennis sometimes wondered if people could tell,
If in love with a man he once fell,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on May 30, 2006, 12:07:54 pm
Our boys were out herding the sheep,
Sometimes they were too horny to sleep,
Jack said with affection,
"Is that an erection?"
"Yes, and it's starting to weep!"

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Ennis sometimes wondered if people could tell,
That he used a lot of hair gel,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on May 30, 2006, 12:11:32 pm
Sorry Ray, ladies first! :)

Ennis sometimes wondered if people could tell,
If in love with a man he once fell,
At the Knife & Fork diner,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on May 30, 2006, 12:14:06 pm
What fun! 

Ennis sometimes wondered if people could tell,
If in love with a man he once fell,
At the Knife & Fork diner,
Where was his red-liner?
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on May 30, 2006, 12:16:08 pm
Ennis sometimes wondered if people could tell,
If in love with a man he once fell,
At the Knife & Fork diner,
Where was his red-liner?
The tears had started to Quell!

And i ain't NO lady!   :P
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on May 30, 2006, 12:16:55 pm
Ennis sometimes wondered if people could tell,
If in love with a man he once fell,
At the Knife & Fork diner,
Where was his red-liner?
For Jack drove lke a bat out of Hell
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on May 30, 2006, 12:17:43 pm
Aquire had come up to perve,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 30, 2006, 12:18:05 pm
Aquire had come up to perve,
The right to peek, he didn't deserve,

Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on May 30, 2006, 12:20:16 pm

And i ain't NO lady!   :P

Me neither!  ;)

"Aw, crap" said old Mrs Twist,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on May 30, 2006, 12:21:48 pm
Godammit, my timing's right off today! ::)

Aquire had come up to perve,
The right to peek, he didn't deserve,
He got quite an eyeful,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on May 30, 2006, 12:24:42 pm
Aquire had come up to perve,
The right to peek, he didn't deserve,
He got quite an eyeful,
Then went for a quick pull,







Quote
Me neither!  
Let's go in the tent and discuss this!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 30, 2006, 12:27:29 pm
Aquire had come up to perve,
The right to peek, he didn't deserve,
He got quite an eyeful,
Then went for a quick pull,
And what a dish the boys did serve!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on May 30, 2006, 12:27:58 pm
Aquire had come up to perve,
The right to peek, he didn't deserve,
He got quite an eyeful,
Then went for a quick pull,
And a portion to Jack he did serve!

Aquire had come up to perve,
The right to peek, he didn't deserve,
He got quite an eyeful,
Then went for a quick pull,






Let's go in the tent and discuss this!


After you, Big Boy...
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on May 30, 2006, 12:30:32 pm
Waaaahhhhh!! People keep beating me to the punch!!! Waaaahhhhh!

Ahem... *sniff*


"Aw, crap" said old Mrs Twist,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 30, 2006, 12:35:10 pm
"Aw, crap" said old Mrs Twist,
As she wiped off the teary mist,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on May 30, 2006, 12:47:38 pm
"Aw, crap" said old Mrs Twist,
As she wiped off the teary mist,
My cherry cake's gone flat,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on May 30, 2006, 12:52:35 pm
"Aw, crap" said old Mrs Twist,
As she wiped off the teary mist,
My cherry cake's gone flat,
I'll surely be blamed for that,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 30, 2006, 12:57:11 pm
"Aw, crap" said old Mrs Twist,
As she wiped off the teary mist,
My cherry cake's gone flat,
I'll surely be blamed for that,
If I hear a word, he gets the fist!

 ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 30, 2006, 01:02:02 pm
Jack, I love your eyes and your smile,




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Woohooo 1100 posts!  :D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: serious crayons on May 30, 2006, 01:08:28 pm
Jack, I love your eyes and your smile,
I've been checking you out for a while
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Post by: Lumière on May 30, 2006, 01:12:24 pm
Jack, I love your eyes and your smile,
I've been checking you out for a while
You make my trunk oh so stiff,
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Post by: ThePirateBride on May 30, 2006, 01:47:31 pm
Jack, I love your eyes and your smile,
I've been checking you out for a while
You make my trunk oh so stiff,
And the world I wish to miff
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Post by: Lumière on May 30, 2006, 01:51:12 pm
Jack, I love your eyes and your smile,
I've been checking you out for a while
You make my trunk oh so stiff,
And the world I wish to miff,
For you my love, I'd walk a fiery mile!

 ;)
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Post by: ThePirateBride on May 30, 2006, 02:15:32 pm
John Twist is always so grumpy
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Post by: Pipedream on May 30, 2006, 03:03:59 pm
John Twist is always so grumpy.
In his childhood he'd been rather lumpy,
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Post by: Lumière on May 30, 2006, 03:10:31 pm
John Twist is always so grumpy.
In his childhood he'd been rather lumpy,
On his son, he took a piss,
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Post by: serious crayons on May 30, 2006, 03:30:42 pm
John Twist is always so grumpy.
In his childhood he'd been rather lumpy,
On his son, he took a piss,
Jack's ideas he liked to dis
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Post by: Pipedream on May 30, 2006, 03:31:45 pm
John Twist is always so grumpy.
In his childhood he'd been rather lumpy,
On his son, he took a piss,
Jack's ideas he liked to dis
Cause his love for a guy made him jumpy!

  ;)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 30, 2006, 03:33:49 pm
Jack chose a skittish mare named Cigar Butt,
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Post by: ThePirateBride on May 30, 2006, 04:29:02 pm
Jack chose a skittish mare named Cigar Butt,
Who could always avoid a road rut
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Post by: Snowflakes on May 30, 2006, 04:47:56 pm
Jack chose a skittish mare named Cigar Butt,
Who could always avoid a road rut
Not good enough to be a bucking bronco
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 30, 2006, 05:00:49 pm
Jack chose a skittish mare named Cigar Butt,
Who could always avoid a road rut
Not good enough to be a bucking bronco
But the sight of Jack on her made Ennis swallow,
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Post by: Mikaela on May 30, 2006, 05:17:30 pm
Jack chose a skittish mare named Cigar Butt,
Who could always avoid a road rut
Not good enough to be a bucking bronco
But the sight of Jack on her made Ennis swallow,
how he envied that horse! Mare? No; - slut!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 30, 2006, 05:19:09 pm
Jack chose a skittish mare named Cigar Butt,
Who could always avoid a road rut
Not good enough to be a bucking bronco
But the sight of Jack on her made Ennis swallow,
how he envied that horse! Mare? No; - slut!

Haha.. ;D Good one!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 30, 2006, 05:20:55 pm
Another round?... :)
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'Twas a cold summer night on the mountain,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on May 30, 2006, 05:29:40 pm
'Twas a cold summer night on the mountain
Next to the warm whiskey fountain,
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Post by: Mikaela on May 30, 2006, 05:31:32 pm
'Twas a cold summer night on the mountain
Next to the warm whiskey fountain,
little bluebirds were singin'
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on May 30, 2006, 05:35:08 pm
'Twas a cold summer night on the mountain
Next to the warm whiskey fountain,
little bluebirds were singin'
And the church bells were ringin'
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Post by: Lumière on May 30, 2006, 05:40:40 pm
'Twas a cold summer night on the mountain
Next to the warm whiskey fountain,
little bluebirds were singin'
And the church bells were ringin'
As his love for Jack did Ennis make plain!


 ;)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on May 30, 2006, 05:41:26 pm
Ooooh, that's naughty  ;D. And there was me thinking we were actually gonna have a clean (lordy, even sweet!) one. Heehee...

"What blue eyes you have, Jack" said Ennis,
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Post by: saucycobblers on May 30, 2006, 05:42:37 pm
Did you just clean up your last line Lucise? :D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 30, 2006, 05:49:34 pm
"What blue eyes you have, Jack" said Ennis,
"Never would I do you a disservice",



=====
SaucyC - I did!  :laugh:
The line I had before was:  "And his place on Jack did Ennis maintain"
But maintain didn't really rhyme well, or does it?  ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on May 30, 2006, 05:55:38 pm
"What blue eyes you have, Jack" said Ennis,
"Never would I do you a disservice",
"I'll stare into those orbs"
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on May 30, 2006, 05:58:15 pm
The line I had before was:  "And his place on Jack did Ennis maintain"
But maintain didn't really rhyme well, or does it?  ;D

Well, whatever  Lucise - it made me laugh! :laugh:
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 30, 2006, 07:00:07 pm
"What blue eyes you have, Jack" said Ennis,
"Never would I do you a disservice",
"I'll stare into those orbs",
"My entire universe your love perturbs",
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 30, 2006, 09:02:36 pm
"What blue eyes you have, Jack" said Ennis,
"Never would I do you a disservice",
"I'll stare into those orbs",
"My entire universe your love perturbs",
"Lord knows your hand belongs on my penis"!


 :P
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Post by: Ray on May 30, 2006, 09:59:41 pm
Round waddeva!!!!!

The log vanished into thin air,
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Post by: Lumière on May 30, 2006, 10:01:49 pm

The log vanished into thin air,
Like the tiniest strand of hair,
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Post by: Ray on May 30, 2006, 10:26:21 pm
The log vanished into thin air,
Like the tiniest strand of hair,
But nobody realised,
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Post by: Lumière on May 30, 2006, 10:35:46 pm
The log vanished into thin air,
Like the tiniest strand of hair,
But nobody realised,
That Jack's seat the log comprised,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on May 30, 2006, 11:08:48 pm
The log vanished into thin air,
Like the tiniest strand of hair,
But nobody realised,
That Jack's seat the log comprised,
And We thought it's 'cause of the mare!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 30, 2006, 11:17:58 pm
"Rodeo cowboys is all fu-kups", said Ennis' dad,
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Post by: serious crayons on May 30, 2006, 11:35:09 pm
"Rodeo cowboys is all fu-kups", said Ennis' dad,
But they're not the only ones he thought were bad
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 30, 2006, 11:42:03 pm
"Rodeo cowboys is all fu-kups", said Ennis' dad,
But they're not the only ones he thought were bad;
He hated gays, 'specially Earl and his man Rich,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on May 31, 2006, 07:24:18 am
"Rodeo cowboys is all fu-kups", said Ennis' dad,
But they're not the only ones he thought were bad;
He hated gays, 'specially Earl and his man Rich,
He was a real sonofabitch,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on May 31, 2006, 07:37:04 am
"Rodeo cowboys is all fu-kups", said Ennis' dad,
But they're not the only ones he thought were bad;
He hated gays, 'specially Earl and his man Rich,
He was a real sonofabitch,
The worst kinda of father a boy could have Had.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: serious crayons on May 31, 2006, 07:58:54 am
Good ending, David.

Lureen wondered why husbands don't dance
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on May 31, 2006, 08:23:39 am
Lureen wondered why husbands don't dance,
or even try to get in their pants,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on May 31, 2006, 08:46:00 am
Lureen wondered why husbands don't dance,
or even try to get in their pants,
She got angry and red,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on May 31, 2006, 08:48:30 am
Lureen wondered why husbands don't dance,
or even try to get in their pants,
She got angry and red,
And DRAGGED Jack to bed,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on May 31, 2006, 08:51:04 am
Lureen wondered why husbands don't dance,
or even try to get in their pants,
She got angry and red,
And DRAGGED Jack to bed,
for escaping there wasn't a chance!!

  :P
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on May 31, 2006, 10:21:59 am
New Round:

The wind on the mountain was blowin'
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Post by: ThePirateBride on May 31, 2006, 10:24:37 am
The wind on the mountain was blowin'
And the boys they was knowin'
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Post by: David on May 31, 2006, 10:48:02 am
The wind on the mountain was blowin'
And the boys they was knowin'
that the best way to take cover,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Snowflakes on May 31, 2006, 10:58:10 am
The wind on the mountain was blowin'
And the boys they was knowin'
that the best way to take cover,
Was to take a lover
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on May 31, 2006, 11:00:18 am
The wind on the mountain was blowin'
And the boys they was knowin'
that the best way to take cover,
Was to take a lover,
And spend every Sunday lawn mowin'!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on May 31, 2006, 11:01:50 am
Hahaha! Good one! Mine was a bit nastier, but too late...  ;D
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Post by: saucycobblers on May 31, 2006, 11:09:28 am
Hahaha! Good one! Mine was a bit nastier, but too late...  ;D

Oh go on, give us laugh...  ;D
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Post by: Pipedream on May 31, 2006, 11:12:28 am
Oh go on, give us laugh...  ;D

It would have been:

The wind on the mountain was blowin'
And the boys they was knowin'
that the best way to take cover,
Was to take a lover,
and f*ck him until It'd be snowin'.

 :P

I find the lawn-mowin' version funnier, though...  :)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on May 31, 2006, 11:29:26 am
I find the lawn-mowin' version funnier, though...  :)

You're very kind  :-*. I DO love yours though!
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Post by: Lumière on May 31, 2006, 11:52:12 am
Hahaha - great ones guys!  ;D

----


Jack and Ennis made quite a stunning pair,
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Post by: Snowflakes on May 31, 2006, 12:04:45 pm
Jack and Ennis made quite a stunning pair,
One being dark and the other quite fair
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 31, 2006, 12:11:45 pm
Jack and Ennis made quite a stunning pair,
One being dark and the other quite fair.
Jack's eyes were blue, Ennis' brown,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: southendmd on May 31, 2006, 12:19:17 pm
Jack and Ennis made quite a stunning pair,
One being dark and the other quite fair.
Jack's eyes were blue, Ennis' brown,
Jack would smile, Ennis frown,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on May 31, 2006, 12:26:05 pm
Jack and Ennis made quite a stunning pair,
One being dark and the other quite fair.
Jack's eyes were blue, Ennis' brown,
Jack would smile, Ennis frown,
'Specially when Jack tried to gel Ennis' hair!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: southendmd on May 31, 2006, 12:38:01 pm
Good one, Saucy.

Here's a new one:

There once was a troll named Aguirre,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 31, 2006, 12:45:46 pm
There once was a troll named Aguirre,
Who was known in some circles as a fairy.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on May 31, 2006, 12:48:37 pm
There once was a troll named Aguirre,
Who was known in some circles as a fairy.
He had thousands of sheep
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on May 31, 2006, 12:50:52 pm
There once was a troll named Aguirre,
Who was known in some circles as a fairy.
He had thousands of sheep
But really liked to peep
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 31, 2006, 12:51:48 pm
There once was a troll named Aguirre,
Who was known in some circles as a fairy.
He had thousands of sheep
But really liked to peep
'Cause naked men made him merry!

 ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 31, 2006, 12:57:06 pm
Another:


I like doin' women, but not like doin' Jack,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on May 31, 2006, 01:04:37 pm
I like doin' women, but not like doin' Jack,
Ennis told Alma when he packed his rucksack
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 31, 2006, 01:10:25 pm
"I like doin' women, but not like doin' Jack",
Ennis told Alma when he packed his rucksack.
"My man", he said, "Is hung like a donkey!"
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on May 31, 2006, 01:25:23 pm
"I like doin' women, but not like doin' Jack",
Ennis told Alma when he packed his rucksack.
"My man", he said, "Is hung like a donkey!"
"And he sure is good at the honky-tonky",
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 31, 2006, 01:26:32 pm
"I like doin' women, but not like doin' Jack",
Ennis told Alma when he packed his rucksack.
"My man", he said, "Is hung like a donkey!"
"And he sure is good at the honky-tonky",
"I'm surely in heaven when he's on my back!"

 ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on May 31, 2006, 01:29:12 pm
Heehee! You guys are SO rude... excellent. Love that line about the rucksack by the way Anke.

"Up on Brokeback, where we pasture the woolies",
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on May 31, 2006, 01:31:32 pm

Up on Brokeback, where we pasture the woolies,
where the whiskey is cold and there aren't no bullies
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 31, 2006, 01:32:47 pm
Up on Brokeback, where we pasture the woolies,
where the whiskey is cold and there aren't no bullies,
I fell head over heels for a fellow,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on May 31, 2006, 01:33:56 pm
Up on Brokeback, where we pasture the woolies,
where the whiskey is cold and there aren't no bullies,
I fell head over heels for a fellow,
whose underwear was white and yellow
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on May 31, 2006, 01:42:32 pm
Rats - too slow to get my 'goolies' line in!  ;D
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Post by: Lumière on May 31, 2006, 01:43:50 pm
Rats - too slow to get my 'goolies' line in!  ;D

I know, and my rude "woodies" line too!  ;D
I guess goolies is better...
go on SaucyC...add it!  I removed mine! ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on May 31, 2006, 01:48:46 pm
Up on Brokeback, where we pasture the woolies,
where the whiskey is cold and there aren't no bullies,
I fell head over heels for a fellow,
whose underwear was white and yellow,
And contained a huge set of goolies!

Your turn Lucise... what was your woodies line?

Lovin' yours and Anke's pics on the 'Visualising BBM' thread by the way  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 31, 2006, 02:08:05 pm

Your turn Lucise... what was your woodies line?


Up on Brokeback, where we pasture the woolies,
where the whiskey is cold and there aren't no bullies,
I fell head over heels for a fellow,
whose underwear was white and yellow.
We was horny devils, and what a pair of woodies!


I like your goolies line better  ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 31, 2006, 02:10:01 pm
Ennis really believed he was no queer,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on May 31, 2006, 02:11:14 pm
Ennis really believed he was no queer,
But when he'd had too much beer,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on May 31, 2006, 02:12:21 pm
Ennis really believed he was no queer,
But when he'd had too much beer,
And the night had grown cold,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on May 31, 2006, 02:13:22 pm
Ennis really believed he was no queer,
But when he'd had too much beer,
And the night had grown cold,
he grew randy and bold
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on May 31, 2006, 02:14:39 pm
Ennis really believed he was no queer,
But when he'd had too much beer,
And the night had grown cold,
he grew randy and bold,
and mounted young Jack like a Steer!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on May 31, 2006, 02:15:40 pm
Hahaha! Bravo!  ;D
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Post by: Pipedream on May 31, 2006, 02:18:03 pm
One evening Alma was knitting
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on May 31, 2006, 02:19:18 pm
Thanks anke!
or as Ennis said after Jack sang.... "Very good!"    ;D

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Post by: saucycobblers on May 31, 2006, 02:22:06 pm
Ennis really believed he was no queer,
But when he'd had too much beer,
And the night had grown cold,
he grew randy and bold,
and mounted young Jack like a Steer!

LOL!! Nice one!

One evening Alma was knitting,
While Ennis drank beer while sitting,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 31, 2006, 02:22:55 pm
Ennis really believed he was no queer,
But when he'd had too much beer,
And the night had grown cold,
he grew randy and bold,
and mounted young Jack like a Steer!

That was real good!  ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 31, 2006, 02:24:34 pm
One evening Alma was knitting,
While Ennis drank beer while sitting,
And the lil girls played with their dollies,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on May 31, 2006, 02:44:49 pm
One evening Alma was knitting,
While Ennis drank beer while sitting,
And the lil girls played with their dollies,
Ennis daydreamed of Jacks Follies,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: serious crayons on May 31, 2006, 02:53:14 pm
One evening Alma was knitting,
While Ennis drank beer while sitting,
And the lil girls played with their dollies,
Ennis daydreamed of Jacks Follies,
Which Jack had not yet thought of quitting.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 31, 2006, 02:53:21 pm
Nice one there David - I dint know where I was going with the "dollies" stuff... ;D


-----------

One evening Alma was knitting,
While Ennis drank beer while sitting,
And the lil girls played with their dollies,
Ennis daydreamed of Jacks Follies,
And how he and Jack made a perfect fitting!

 :P
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 31, 2006, 02:54:03 pm
Woohoo - 2 endings!  ;D

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What Ennis liked to do didn't make many babies,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: southendmd on May 31, 2006, 03:07:08 pm

What Ennis liked didn't make many babies,
From Alma he got mostly maybes,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: serious crayons on May 31, 2006, 03:41:24 pm
What Ennis liked didn't make many babies,
From Alma he got mostly maybes,
But from the back
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on May 31, 2006, 04:22:05 pm
What Ennis liked didn't make many babies,
From Alma he got mostly maybes,
But from the back,
She looked just like Jack,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on May 31, 2006, 04:24:30 pm
What Ennis liked didn't make many babies,
From Alma he got mostly maybes,
But from the back,
She looked just like Jack,
for Ennis no longer liked ladies.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on May 31, 2006, 05:24:58 pm
Next! ;D

There once was gal named Cassie,
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Post by: saucycobblers on May 31, 2006, 05:28:01 pm
There once was gal named Cassie,
Who Alma Jr. thought was too sassy,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: serious crayons on May 31, 2006, 05:32:47 pm
There once was a gal named Cassie,
Who Alma Jr. thought was too sassy,
Cassie hoped to be "the one"
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on May 31, 2006, 05:34:27 pm
There once was a gal named Cassie,
Who Alma Jr. thought was too sassy,
Cassie hoped to be "the one",
But her shoelaces were undone,
And she tripped over onto her assie!

Sorry... :-\
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on May 31, 2006, 05:35:27 pm
There once was a gal named Cassie,
Who Alma Jr. thought was too sassy,
Cassie hoped to be "the one"
But Ennis said he was no fun,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on May 31, 2006, 05:42:11 pm
There once was a gal named Cassie,
Who Alma Jr. thought was too sassy,
Cassie hoped to be "the one"
But Ennis said he was no fun,
And he much preferred Jack Nasty! (almost... :-\)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on May 31, 2006, 05:53:28 pm
There once was a gal named Cassie,
Who Alma Jr. thought was too sassy,
Cassie hoped to be "the one"
But Ennis said he was no fun,
And he much preferred Jack Nasty!

LOL!    I love it!    ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 31, 2006, 05:56:33 pm
Another?  :P


I hear that Texans don't drink no coffee,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on May 31, 2006, 06:07:03 pm
I hear that Texans don't drink no coffee,
but from what I can see, they ain't scruffy
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 31, 2006, 06:10:39 pm
I hear that Texans don't drink no coffee,
but from what I can see, they ain't scruffy.
They claim that bigger is better,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on May 31, 2006, 06:13:42 pm
I hear that Texans don't drink no coffee,
but from what I can see, they ain't scruffy.
They claim that bigger is better,
And they sure like it wetter,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on May 31, 2006, 06:41:28 pm
I hear that Texans don't drink no coffee,
but from what I can see, they ain't scruffy.
They claim that bigger is better,
And they sure like it wetter,
always go for that bullriding trophy!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 31, 2006, 06:43:22 pm
I hear that Texans don't drink no coffee,
but from what I can see, they ain't scruffy.
They claim that bigger is better,
And they sure like it wetter,
always go for the bullriding trophy!

 ;D
Seriously though, didn't Texas coin the phrase "bigger is better"? 
I guess I must've missed the "wetter" part!  :laugh:
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 31, 2006, 07:38:11 pm
How 'bout another?  :P


It ended with a blasted storm from the Pacific,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on May 31, 2006, 07:40:53 pm
It ended with a blasted storm from the Pacific,
Said Ennis, "That's not so terrific",
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on May 31, 2006, 07:41:28 pm
It ended with a blasted storm from the Pacific,
Said Ennis, "That's not so terrific",
now I have to go marry,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on May 31, 2006, 07:43:54 pm
It ended with a blasted storm from the Pacific,
Said Ennis, "That's not so terrific",
now I have to go marry,
and to leave Jack is Scary
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 31, 2006, 07:47:30 pm
It ended with a blasted storm from the Pacific,
Said Ennis, "That's not so terrific",
now I have to go marry,
and to leave Jack is Scary.
What a misery! How horrific!

Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on May 31, 2006, 07:49:17 pm
What a misery! How horrific!

Inspired! I was struggling with that last line  :-\

Jack reached out for Ennis's hand,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on May 31, 2006, 07:52:04 pm
Jack reached out for Ennis's hand,
and placed it apon his Gland,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on May 31, 2006, 07:54:31 pm
Jack reached out for Ennis's hand,
and placed it apon his Gland.
"Now I've gotten him this far,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on May 31, 2006, 08:02:21 pm
Jack reached out for Ennis's hand,
and placed it apon his Gland.
"Now I've gotten him this far,
where is that vasoline jar?
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on May 31, 2006, 08:05:40 pm
Jack reached out for Ennis's hand,
and placed it apon his Gland.
"Now I've gotten him this far,
where is that vasoline jar?
Since I've just let him know where I stand....!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on May 31, 2006, 08:38:30 pm
Very Good!      (http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/46088847/9638364)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 31, 2006, 09:00:53 pm
Another...

O how I wish I owned Motel Siesta,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on May 31, 2006, 09:07:47 pm
O how I wish I owned Motel Siesta,
instead of my Ford Fiesta,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 31, 2006, 09:15:58 pm
O how I wish I owned Motel Siesta,
instead of my Ford Fiesta.
A little discrete camera I would place,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on May 31, 2006, 09:24:07 pm
O how I wish I owned Motel Siesta,
instead of my Ford Fiesta.
A little discrete camera I would place,
towards the bed of course it would face,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 31, 2006, 09:29:32 pm
O how I wish I owned Motel Siesta,
instead of my Ford Fiesta.
A little discrete camera I would place,
towards the bed of course it would face,
Home-made porn, what could be betta?
 :P
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on May 31, 2006, 09:36:27 pm
There once was a man named Monroe,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 31, 2006, 09:39:43 pm
There once was a man named Monroe,
Who was most prob'ly on the down-low,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on May 31, 2006, 11:46:29 pm
There once was a man named Monroe,
Who was most prob'ly on the down-low.
He was good with his knife
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on May 31, 2006, 11:56:30 pm
There once was a man named Monroe,
Who was most prob'ly on the down-low.
He was good with his knife
And had a chatter-box wife,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on May 31, 2006, 11:59:27 pm
There once was a man named Monroe,
Who was most prob'ly on the down-low.
He was good with his knife
And had a chatter-box wife,
and probably wished it was Ennis he could Blow!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 01, 2006, 12:01:07 am
Next:

L.D.Newsome was a mean son of Bitch,   
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 01, 2006, 12:06:49 am
There once was a man named Monroe,
Who was most prob'ly on the down-low.
He was good with his knife
And had a chatter-box wife,
and probably wished it was Ennis he could Blow!

 :laugh:

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L.D.Newsome was a mean son of Bitch,   
With a mind as hollow as a ditch,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 01, 2006, 12:10:09 am
L.D.Newsome was a mean son of Bitch,   
With a mind as hollow as a ditch,
When it came to tractors he was King of the Deal,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 01, 2006, 12:18:14 am
L.D.Newsome was a mean son of Bitch,   
With a mind as hollow as a ditch,
When it came to tractors he was King of the Deal,
But to Jack Twist he was anal, for real!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 01, 2006, 12:27:14 am
L.D.Newsome was a mean son of Bitch,   
With a mind as hollow as a ditch,
When it came to tractors he was King of the Deal,
But to Jack Twist he was anal, for real!
Because his bad behavoir cause poor Jack to Twitch!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 01, 2006, 12:33:13 am
Next one:  ;D

Whiskey's one o' the two things I need right now,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 01, 2006, 12:36:06 am
Whiskey's one o' the two things I need right now,
He took a look at Jack and raised an eyebrow,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 01, 2006, 12:39:24 am
Whiskey's one o' the two things I need right now,
He took a look at Jack and raised an eyebrow,
"The sight of yer buns in those jeans",
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 01, 2006, 12:44:28 am
Whiskey's one o' the two things I need right now,
He took a look at Jack and raised an eyebrow,
"The sight of yer buns in those jeans,
makes me horny as hell by all means
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 01, 2006, 12:44:54 am
Whiskey's one o' the two things I need right now,
He took a look at Jack and raised an eyebrow,
"The sight of yer buns in those jeans",
Is bursting my pants at all of the seams,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 01, 2006, 01:01:07 am
Whiskey's one o' the two things I need right now,
He took a look at Jack and raised an eyebrow,
"The sight of yer buns in those jeans,
makes me horny as hell by all means
For you my love, I'd moooo like a cow!"

 ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 01, 2006, 01:05:28 am
Moooooo!

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 01, 2006, 01:16:33 am
Moooooo!

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

MOOOOOOOOO (http://byandlarge.net/scuttlebutt/images/200510/cow.jpg) ;D
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Another ...

From a small town named Lightnin' Flat,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 01, 2006, 06:34:27 am
From a small town named Lightnin' Flat,
came a hot cowboy in a black hat,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 01, 2006, 06:58:07 am
From a small town named Lightnin' Flat,
came a hot cowboy in a black hat,
He packed up his truck,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on June 01, 2006, 06:59:35 am
O how I wish I owned Motel Siesta,
instead of my Ford Fiesta.
A little discrete camera I would place,
towards the bed of course it would face,
Home-made porn, what could be betta?
 :P

Jack reached out for Ennis's hand,
and placed it apon his Gland.
"Now I've gotten him this far,
where is that vasoline jar?
Since I've just let him know where I stand....!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I love reading these when I log on in the morning  :laugh:

From a small town named Lightnin' Flat,
came a hot cowboy in a black hat,
He packed up his truck,
But he didn't have a buck,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 01, 2006, 07:15:50 am
From a small town named Lightnin' Flat,
came a hot cowboy in a black hat,
He packed up his truck,
But he didn't have a buck,
so one nickname of his'd be....... Jack Squat?  ::)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 01, 2006, 07:17:46 am
From a small town named Lightnin' Flat,
came a hot cowboy in a black hat,
He packed up his truck,
But he didn't have a buck,
And up in Signal is where his destiny sat!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on June 01, 2006, 07:23:31 am
From a small town named Lightnin' Flat,
came a hot cowboy in a black hat,
He packed up his truck,
But he didn't have a buck,
And up in Signal is where his destiny sat!

Awww. I like that - it's kinda sweet  :)

So, just to bring the tone of the thread back down to gutter level... ;)

They jumped off the cliff stark bollock-naked,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 01, 2006, 07:32:17 am

So, just to bring the tone of the thread back down to gutter level... ;)

Right, Nicky!!  ;D

They jumped off the cliff stark bollock-naked,
their buns looking like freshly baked
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on June 01, 2006, 08:28:57 am
They jumped off the cliff stark bollock-naked,
their buns looking like freshly baked,
As they splashed in the water,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on June 01, 2006, 08:32:30 am
They jumped off the cliff stark bollock-naked,
their buns looking like freshly baked,
As they splashed in the water,
Their tackle chilled shorter,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on June 01, 2006, 11:10:03 am
They jumped off the cliff stark bollock-naked,
their buns looking like freshly baked,
As they splashed in the water,
Their tackle chilled shorter,
But as soon as they touched, it warmed and awaked
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 01, 2006, 11:20:59 am
Lureen was Cowgirl with her sites on our Jack,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 01, 2006, 11:27:18 am
Lureen was Cowgirl with her sites on our Jack,
She went to him, fear of rejection did she lack,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 01, 2006, 11:33:20 am
Lureen was Cowgirl with her sites on our Jack,
She went to him, fear of rejection did she lack,
Jack asked the bartender about this young honey,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on June 01, 2006, 11:36:18 am
Lureen was Cowgirl with her sites on our Jack,
She went to him, fear of rejection did she lack,
Jack asked the bartender about this young honey,
And whether she went at it like a frisky bunny,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 01, 2006, 11:41:13 am
Lureen was Cowgirl with her sites on our Jack,
She went to him, fear of rejection did she lack,
Jack asked the bartender about this young honey,
And whether she went at it like a frisky bunny,
'Cause he fancied the thought of her nude on her back.


 ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 01, 2006, 11:43:18 am
Another:  ;)


My sights on you sets my mouth a-drooling,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on June 01, 2006, 11:58:05 am
My sights on you sets my mouth a-drooling,
You make me hot as hell and you know I ain't fooling,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 01, 2006, 12:04:36 pm
My sights on you sets my mouth a-drooling,
You make me hot as hell and you know I ain't fooling,
Your lips are softer than a baby's bottom,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 01, 2006, 12:32:33 pm
My sights on you sets my mouth a-drooling,
You make me hot as hell and you know I ain't fooling,
Your lips are softer than a baby's bottom,
all things to turn me on, man, you got'em
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: southendmd on June 01, 2006, 12:34:50 pm
My sights on you sets my mouth a-drooling,
You make me hot as hell and you know I ain't fooling,
Your lips are softer than a baby's bottom,
all things to turn me on, man, you got'em,
So this heat for you ain't never cooling.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: southendmd on June 01, 2006, 12:40:45 pm
Here's another:


Lashawn, she was quite the talker,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 01, 2006, 12:44:47 pm
Lashawn, she was quite the talker,
and it took only one Johnny Walker
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 01, 2006, 12:50:31 pm
Lashawn, she was quite the talker,
and it took only one Johnny Walker
To unleash the fury of her tongue,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 01, 2006, 12:53:52 pm
Lashawn, she was quite the talker,
and it took only one Johnny Walker
To unleash the fury of her tongue,
you'd think you were stepping in Dung,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 01, 2006, 12:55:47 pm
Lashawn, she was quite the talker,
and it took only one Johnny Walker
To unleash the fury of her tongue,
you'd think you were stepping in Dung,
I know she's hot, but wouldn't want to be her stalker!


 ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 01, 2006, 12:57:49 pm
Time for another?  :D


Ol' John Twist loved to keep a spittin' cup,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 01, 2006, 01:03:21 pm
Ol' John Twist loved to keep a spittin' cup,
he belittled Jack since he was a young pup.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 01, 2006, 01:10:04 pm
Ol' John Twist loved to keep a spittin' cup,
he belittled Jack since he was a young pup.
He never quite accepted his son's gayness,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 01, 2006, 02:49:50 pm
Ol' John Twist loved to keep a spittin' cup,
he belittled Jack since he was a young pup.
He never quite accepted his son's gayness,
and Jack fled him to settle in Childress
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 01, 2006, 02:52:00 pm
Ol' John Twist loved to keep a spittin' cup,
he belittled Jack since he was a young pup.
He never quite accepted his son's gayness,
and Jack fled him to settle in Childress.
The Ol' geezer went too far!  Bit over the top!

 ;)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 01, 2006, 03:05:59 pm
So.... may I start another one?



The reason Jack didn't like beans
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 01, 2006, 03:07:39 pm
The reason Jack didn't like beans
was that he was wearing tight jeans
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: southendmd on June 01, 2006, 03:10:31 pm
The reason Jack didn't like beans
was that he was wearing tight jeans
the gas he would pass,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on June 01, 2006, 03:13:27 pm
The reason Jack didn' like beans
Was that he was wearing tight jeans
The gas he would pass,
From out of his ass,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 01, 2006, 03:14:57 pm
The reason Jack didn' like beans
Was that he was wearing tight jeans.
The gas he would pass,
From out of his ass,
Would burst the damn thing by all means!

:P
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 01, 2006, 03:16:17 pm
 :laugh:   Ha ha ha!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 01, 2006, 03:36:43 pm
The reason Jack didn' like beans
Was that he was wearing tight jeans.
The gas he would pass,
From out of his ass,
Would burst the damn thing by all means!

:P

tehehehehehe...  This is too much fun!  :laugh:

This is my 1300th post..Damn... ::) ;D

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Another.. ;)

Ennis del Mar, you randy dandy hunk,


Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 01, 2006, 03:51:17 pm
Ennis del Mar, you randy dandy hunk,
get over here and put off that trunk!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 01, 2006, 03:56:18 pm
Ennis del Mar, you randy dandy hunk,
get over here and put off that trunk!
"Love that peachy bottom", Jack growled,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 01, 2006, 04:12:57 pm
Ennis del Mar, you randy dandy hunk,
get over here and put off that trunk!
"Love that peachy bottom", Jack growled,
"Less talk and more action please!" Ennis howled,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Snowflakes on June 01, 2006, 04:29:17 pm
Ennis del Mar, you randy dandy hunk,
get over here and put off that trunk!
"Love that peachy bottom", Jack growled,
"Less talk and more action please!" Ennis howled,
So into Jack Ennis quickly sunk.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on June 01, 2006, 05:18:35 pm
Naughty, but I love it!  Let's go again!

Jack wants to buy Jimbo a drink
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 01, 2006, 05:26:18 pm
Jack wants to buy Jimbo a drink
'cause his lonely life's startin to stink
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 01, 2006, 05:27:43 pm
Jack wants to buy Jimbo a drink
'cause his lonely life's startin to stink
But the clown is unwilling
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 01, 2006, 05:28:48 pm
Jack wants to buy Jimbo a drink
'cause his lonely life's startin to stink
But the clown is unwilling
And Jack's hopes fall from the ceiling,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 01, 2006, 05:31:48 pm
Jack wants to buy Jimbo a drink
'cause his lonely life's startin to stink
But the clown is unwilling
And Jack's hopes fall from the ceiling,
in less time than it takes him to blink.  :(
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 01, 2006, 05:42:43 pm
Woohoo...another:


Ennis talked of coyotes as he pulled off his sock,

Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 01, 2006, 05:49:42 pm
Ennis talked of coyotes as he pulled off his sock,
but he had more than just coyote stories on stock
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 01, 2006, 05:56:47 pm
Ennis talked of coyotes as he pulled off his sock,
but he had more than just coyote stories on stock.
He wondered when with handsome Jack he would lay,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on June 01, 2006, 06:48:56 pm
Ennis talked of coyotes as he pulled off his sock,
but he had more than just coyote stories on stock.
He wondered when with handsome Jack he would lay,
thinking that would so make my day,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 01, 2006, 07:11:54 pm
Ennis talked of coyotes as he pulled off his sock,
but he had more than just coyote stories on stock.
He wondered when with handsome Jack he would lay,
thinking that would so make my day,
Only Jack he desired, to hold and kiss and f--k..


 ;D( Apologies for my slop-bucket mouth... :P)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 01, 2006, 08:58:05 pm
Heh! Well, perhaps this one will be less..... explicit?  ;D


Lureen's hairdresser had much to do,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 01, 2006, 09:11:35 pm
Lureen's hairdresser had much to do,
He shrieked, "Girl, have I got the do for you!",
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 01, 2006, 09:22:16 pm
Lureen's hairdresser had much to do,
He shrieked, "Girl, have I got the do for you!",
Bleach-blonde, you'll take control
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 01, 2006, 09:38:36 pm
Lureen's hairdresser had much to do,
He shrieked, "Girl, have I got the do for you!",
Bleach-blonde, you'll take control
A little trim, color, shampoo and roll,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on June 01, 2006, 09:55:26 pm
Lureen's hairdresser had so much to do,
He shrieked, "Girl, have I got the do for you!",
Bleach-blonde, you'll take control
A little trim, color, shampoo and roll,
You'll look like Farrah Fawcett No. 2.





As fireworks glowed in the sky,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 01, 2006, 10:05:00 pm
As fireworks glowed in the sky,
Ennis' short temper did fly,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 01, 2006, 10:12:57 pm
As fireworks glowed in the sky,
Ennis' short temper did fly.
Bikers flew left and right,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 01, 2006, 10:13:44 pm
As fireworks glowed in the sky,
Ennis' short temper did fly.
Bikers flew left and right,
Ennis was wound up, ready to fight
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 01, 2006, 10:29:53 pm
As fireworks glowed in the sky,
Ennis' short temper did fly.
Bikers flew left and right,
Ennis was wound up, ready to fight,
made them give earth-orbiting a good try!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 01, 2006, 10:32:07 pm
Ennis gave Jack's cheek a little poke,





=========
p/s: Minds away from the gutter please... :P
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on June 01, 2006, 10:52:47 pm
Ennis gave Jack's cheek a little poke,
and said let's take a nice relaxing soak,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 01, 2006, 10:56:27 pm
Ennis gave Jack's cheek a little poke,
and said let's take a nice relaxing soak,
So they stripped down to their drawers,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on June 02, 2006, 12:15:04 am
Ennis gave Jack's cheek a little poke,
and said let's take a nice relaxing soak,
So they stripped down to their drawers,
and embraced each other's flaws,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 02, 2006, 08:10:26 am
Ennis gave Jack's cheek a little poke,
and said let's take a nice relaxing soak,
So they stripped down to their drawers,
and embraced each other's flaws,
for they were both as hard as a mighty Oak!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 02, 2006, 08:11:51 am
Next one:

Joe Aguirrie had 1000 woolies,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on June 02, 2006, 08:47:53 am
Joe Aguirrie had 1000 woolies,
that he tried to haul up using pulleys,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 02, 2006, 09:08:24 am
Joe Aguirrie had 1000 woolies,
that he tried to haul up using pulleys,
but it was so much easier using Ennis and Jack,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on June 02, 2006, 09:34:10 am
Joe Aguirrie had 1000 woolies,
that he tried to haul up using pulleys,
but it was so much easier using Ennis and Jack,
because of prowess and strength there wasn't a lack,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 02, 2006, 09:38:58 am
Joe Aguirrie had 1000 woolies,
that he tried to haul up using pulleys,
but it was so much easier using Ennis and Jack,
because of prowess and strength there wasn't a lack,
though they sometimes got sidetracked by .....follies.  ;)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on June 02, 2006, 10:34:58 am
Y'all are so good at this!  More, more more!

L.D. is the father-in-law from hell
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Snowflakes on June 02, 2006, 10:53:17 am
L.D. is the father-in-law from hell
And Jack sorely wished he could tell
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on June 02, 2006, 11:12:21 am
L.D. is the father-in-law from hell
And Jack sorely wished he could tell
Him to go shove it up his arse
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on June 02, 2006, 11:23:09 am
L.D. is the father-in-law from hell
And Jack sorely wished he could tell
Him to go shove it up his arse
And that the marriage was a farce
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 02, 2006, 11:52:22 am
L.D. is the father-in-law from hell
And Jack sorely wished he could tell
Him to go shove it up his arse
And that the marriage was a farce,
and that only Del Mar'd ring his bell.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 02, 2006, 11:54:29 am
L.D. is the father-in-law from hell
And Jack sorely wished he could tell
Him to go shove it up his arse
And that the marriage was a farce,
and that only Del Mar'd ring his bell.

 ;D..Good job!!

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Before Jack met Ennis summer of sixty-three
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 02, 2006, 12:35:43 pm
Before Jack met Ennis summer of sixty-three,
he dreamed of every Cowboy that he would see,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 02, 2006, 12:45:40 pm
Before Jack met Ennis summer of sixty-three,
he dreamed of every Cowboy that he would see.
He loved their walk, their talk, their look,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 02, 2006, 12:54:47 pm
Before Jack met Ennis summer of sixty-three,
he dreamed of every Cowboy that he would see.
He loved their walk, their talk, their look,
He'd do anything they wanted, even offer to cook!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 02, 2006, 01:00:08 pm
Before Jack met Ennis summer of sixty-three,
he dreamed of every Cowboy that he would see.
He loved their walk, their talk, their look,
He'd do anything they wanted, even offer to cook!
But del Mar was the fairest of them all, woo-wee!

 ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 02, 2006, 03:27:11 pm
New round:

The fire died down on the camp site
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 02, 2006, 03:30:52 pm
The fire died down on the camp site,
And Ennis shivered all through the night.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on June 02, 2006, 03:39:26 pm
The fire died down on the camp site,
And Ennis shivered all through the night,
while Jack slept warmly inside the tent,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 02, 2006, 03:41:54 pm
The fire died down on the camp site,
And Ennis shivered all through the night,
while Jack slept warmly inside the tent,
Ennis Hammered loudly with no relent,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 02, 2006, 03:44:30 pm
The fire died down on the camp site,
And Ennis shivered all through the night,
while Jack slept warmly inside the tent,
Ennis Hammered loudly with no relent,
and was frozen to death by the first light....

Jeez people. It takes you ages to get to the point, doesn't it??  ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 02, 2006, 03:46:29 pm
The fire died down on the camp site,
And Ennis shivered all through the night,
while Jack slept warmly inside the tent,
Ennis Hammered loudly with no relent,
and was frozen to death by the first light....


Anke - I cant believe you froze Ennis to death...Jeez lady!  ;D


------

Let's continue it...


Jack called out and into the tent Ennis staggered,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 02, 2006, 03:46:53 pm
and was frozen to death by the first light....


OMG!    (faints!)     :P
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 02, 2006, 03:55:48 pm
Jack called out and into the tent Ennis staggered,
where Jack lay in his underwear (checkered)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 02, 2006, 04:44:17 pm
Jack called out and into the tent Ennis staggered,
where Jack lay in his underwear (checkered)
Up close to Jack he snuggled,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on June 02, 2006, 04:50:04 pm
Jack called out and into the tent Ennis staggered,
where Jack lay in his underwear (checkered)
Up close to Jack he snuggled,
And bodily parts they juggled
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 02, 2006, 04:53:32 pm
Jack called out and into the tent Ennis staggered,
where Jack lay in his underwear (checkered)
Up close to Jack he snuggled,
And bodily parts they juggled,
"Tis nobody's business but ours", Jack stuttered!


(I opted for a more polite ending.. :P).
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 02, 2006, 04:56:12 pm
Lol. What would have been the other ending??  ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 02, 2006, 05:17:17 pm
Lol. What would have been the other ending??  ;D

Jack called out and into the tent Ennis staggered,
where Jack lay in his underwear (checkered)
Up close to Jack he snuggled,
And bodily parts they juggled,
Jack moaned and groaned as he was blissfully buggered!


(I said it was rude didn't I?  :-X ::) ;D)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 02, 2006, 05:22:14 pm
(I said it was rude didn't I?  :-X ::) ;D)

Rude?? Well I could live with that, but you got the rhyme wrong! Lol.
Not that I could have come up with a better word, myself...  ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 02, 2006, 05:24:55 pm
Rude?? Well I could live with that, but you got the rhyme wrong! Lol.
Not that I could have come up with a better word, myself...  ;D

I did?? How?  :P
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 02, 2006, 05:29:37 pm
I did?? How?  :P

Ooops. Forgive me! I didn't know that "staggered" and "buggered" rhyme in Canada...  :laugh:

Anyway. New round:

When Ennis and Alma got married
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 02, 2006, 05:33:06 pm
When Ennis and Alma got married,
He thought his past with Jack was buried,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 02, 2006, 05:35:40 pm
When Ennis and Alma got married,
He thought his past with Jack was buried,
and he tried not to show
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 02, 2006, 05:38:07 pm
Ooops. Forgive me! I didn't know that "staggered" and "buggered" rhyme in Canada...  :laugh:
:P :P Hehe...

------

When Ennis and Alma got married,
He thought his past with Jack was buried,
and he tried not to show
that he wrang it for Jack twice in a row,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 03, 2006, 01:00:55 am
When Ennis and Alma got married,
He thought his past with Jack was buried,
and he tried not to show
that he wrang it for Jack twice in a row,
and what big pair of apples he carried!


Hmmm... does that make any sense??  ??? 
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 03, 2006, 01:26:07 am
When Ennis and Alma got married,
He thought his past with Jack was buried,
and he tried not to show
that he wrang it for Jack twice in a row,
and what big pair of apples he carried!


Hmmm... does that make any sense??  ??? 

Not really.. :laugh:. 

----

Another round:

Ennis' divorce gave Jack such a thrill,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 03, 2006, 01:40:20 am
Ennis' divorce gave Jack such a thrill,
He jumped into his car, dressed up to kill
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 03, 2006, 01:45:54 am
Ennis' divorce gave Jack such a thrill,
He jumped into his car, dressed up to kill.
He redlined it straight to Riverton,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on June 03, 2006, 04:16:58 am
Ennis' divorce gave Jack such a thrill,
He jumped into his car, dressed up to kill.
He redlined it straight to Riverton,
'Cause without his love he was hurtin',
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on June 03, 2006, 05:35:18 am
Ennis' divorce gave Jack such a thrill,
He jumped into his car, dressed up to kill.
He redlined it straight to Riverton,
'Cause without his love he was hurtin',
But instead a Mexican he had to drill!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on June 03, 2006, 05:37:38 am
He plotted his herding with pie,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on June 03, 2006, 09:22:20 am
He plotted his herding with pie,
and when he saw Cassie with Karl, he didn't even vie,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 03, 2006, 10:46:21 am
He plotted his herding with pie,
and when he saw Cassie with Karl, he didn't even vie,
His mind replayed that fight by the lake,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on June 03, 2006, 11:29:52 am
He plotted his herding with pie,
and when he saw Cassie with Karl, he didn't even vie,
His mind replayed that fight by the lake,
It was time to act, there was too much at stake,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 03, 2006, 11:36:12 am
He plotted his herding with pie,
and when he saw Cassie with Karl, he didn't even vie,
His mind replayed that fight by the lake,
It was time to act, there was too much at stake,
Little did Del Mar know, that his love was going to die.

 :'(


-----
Another round:

Ennis walked slowly into the tent, his hat in hand
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 03, 2006, 10:39:27 pm
Ennis walked slowly into the tent, his hat in hand
He felt like Alice in Wonderland 
 
 

Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on June 03, 2006, 10:46:22 pm
Ennis walked slowly into the tent, his hat in hand
He felt like Alice in Wonderland 
No time was wasted
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 03, 2006, 10:47:52 pm
Ennis walked slowly into the tent, his hat in hand
He felt like Alice in Wonderland 
No time was wasted
The forbidden fruit tasted
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on June 03, 2006, 10:48:08 pm
Ennis walked slowly into the tent, his hat in hand
He felt like Alice in Wonderland  
No time was wasted
The Forbidden fruit tasted
And love's juice covered his gland!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on June 03, 2006, 10:50:58 pm
As his cheek brushed the nipple of Jack,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 03, 2006, 10:53:11 pm
As his cheek brushed the nipple of Jack,
Ennis thought by himself, what the heck
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on June 03, 2006, 10:54:33 pm

As his cheek brushed the nipple of Jack,
Ennis thought by himself, what the heck
The smell of his skin
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 03, 2006, 10:59:11 pm
As his cheek brushed the nipple of Jack,
Ennis thought by himself, what the heck
The smell of his skin
Is a little bit thin
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 03, 2006, 11:05:50 pm
As his cheek brushed the nipple of Jack,
Ennis thought by himself, what the heck
The smell of his skin
Is a little bit thin
And before he knew, he was on his back.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 03, 2006, 11:06:24 pm
There once was a lil boy named Bobby,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 03, 2006, 11:07:43 pm
There once was a lil boy named Bobby,
Who wondered 'bout his Daddy's hobby
 
 
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 03, 2006, 11:16:29 pm
There once was a lil boy named Bobby,
Who wondered 'bout his Daddy's hobby.
When Bobby was twenty, he fell for a lad named Hugh,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on June 04, 2006, 04:33:22 am
By God Milli you so need some dance lessons!


There once was a lil boy named Bobby,
Who wondered 'bout his Daddy's hobby.
When Bobby was twenty, he fell for a lad named Hugh,
Whose Grandmother once lived in a small house just outside the township, but she used to come into town once a week to do her shopping, it's true,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 04, 2006, 05:52:29 am
By God Milli you so need some dance lessons!

Yeah, she tends to redline it into dead ends, doesn't  she?

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: 

There once was a lil boy named Bobby,
Who wondered 'bout his Daddy's hobby.
When Bobby was twenty, he fell for a lad named Hugh,
Whose Grandmother once lived in a small house just outside the township, but she used to come into town once a week to do her shopping, it's true,
And they kissed in a posh hotel lobby.

 ::)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on June 04, 2006, 10:02:31 am
Ennis married, getting a wife
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Becky on June 04, 2006, 10:13:12 am
Ennis married, getting a wife
It ended in trouble and strife....

Wow I can finally use cockney rhyming slang! ::)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on June 04, 2006, 10:37:13 am

Ennis married, getting a wife
It ended in trouble and strife....
He didn't understand
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 04, 2006, 10:55:46 am
Ennis married, getting a wife
It ended in trouble and strife....
He didn't understand
Why he couldn't land
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on June 04, 2006, 11:31:44 am
Ennis married, getting a wife
It ended in trouble and strife....
He didn't understand
Why he couldn't land
In a happier place in his life!


While the dogs baby-sat all the sheep
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 04, 2006, 11:40:39 am
While the dogs baby-sat all the sheep
The love of our boys, it grew deep
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on June 04, 2006, 12:26:34 pm
While the dogs baby-sat all the sheep
The love of our boys, it grew deep,
So they didn't notice when they were spied upon by Aguirre,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 04, 2006, 02:48:35 pm
While the dogs baby-sat all the sheep
The love of our boys, it grew deep,
So they didn't notice when they were spied upon by Aguirre,
the boys frolicked openly their passions a-fire!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Becky on June 04, 2006, 02:53:54 pm
While the dogs baby-sat all the sheep
The love of our boys, it grew deep,
So they didn't notice when they were spied upon by Aguirre,
the boys frolicked openly their passions a-fire!
And their love made hearts a-leap.

Ah that was crap, feel free to change mine if you come up with a better one cause mine is crap.

I did kinda come up with one myself, it's not very good, but good for a minutes work:

Once two cowboys got pissed
And really enjoyed their trysts
They tried to stay together
And weather all weathers
But Jack disappeared to the mist

As I said kinda crappy and you will have to allow me some poetic lisence, but good enough. :)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 04, 2006, 05:02:29 pm
Haha! Hi Becky! Welcome back!  :D

New round:

The tent on the mountain don't look right.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Becky on June 04, 2006, 05:10:39 pm
Glad to be back Anke! ;D

The tent on the mountain don't look right
Then came one hot and steamy night  ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 04, 2006, 07:17:22 pm
By God Milli you so need some dance lessons!

haha Ray, I am a good dancer!  Its not my fault you can't keep up with me.. :P ;D

-----

The tent on the mountain don't look right
Then came one hot and steamy night ;
Jack and Ennis were mighty horny,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 04, 2006, 07:27:45 pm
The tent on the mountain don't look right
Then came one hot and steamy night ;
Jack and Ennis were mighty horny,
they stemmed the rose that wasn't thorny,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 04, 2006, 07:38:37 pm
The tent on the mountain don't look right
Then came one hot and steamy night ;
Jack and Ennis were mighty horny,
they stemmed the rose that wasn't thorny,
And they went at it until it was first light.

 ;)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 04, 2006, 07:47:06 pm
Another round:

Ennis turned him down, and off he went to Mexico,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on June 04, 2006, 08:15:36 pm
Ennis turned him down, and off he went to Mexico,
Filling up his tank with no-leaded Texaco,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 04, 2006, 08:49:48 pm
Ennis turned him down, and off he went to Mexico,
Filling up his tank with no-leaded Texaco.
He settled for a dark-haired jigolo,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on June 04, 2006, 09:06:31 pm
Ennis turned him down, and off he went to Mexico,
Filling up his tank with no-leaded Texaco.
He settled for a dark-haired jigolo,
Who was working some interesting mojo,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on June 04, 2006, 09:14:53 pm
Ennis turned him down, and off he went to Mexico,
Filling up his tank with no-leaded Texaco.
He settled for a dark-haired jigolo,
Who was working some interesting mojo,
And coloured Jack's honour Indigo!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 04, 2006, 09:15:21 pm
Ennis turned him down, and off he went to Mexico,
Filling up his tank with no-leaded Texaco.
He settled for a dark-haired jigolo,
Who was working some interesting mojo,
He hoped Ennis would never know.  What a blow!


:P
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on June 04, 2006, 09:16:00 pm
Alma Juniour was not impressed,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 04, 2006, 09:25:31 pm
Alma Juniour was not impressed,
She didn't even like the way Cassie was dressed.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on June 04, 2006, 09:57:15 pm
Alma Junior was not impressed,
She didn't even like the way Cassie was dressed.
Her manner was dry,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on June 04, 2006, 10:04:11 pm
Alma Junior was not impressed,
She didn't even like the way Cassie was dressed.
Her manner was dry,
And she would never pry,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 04, 2006, 10:37:00 pm
Alma Junior was not impressed,
She didn't even like the way Cassie was dressed.
Her manner was dry,
And she would never pry,
But she noticed her father still seemed depressed.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 04, 2006, 11:32:05 pm
Ennis was used to rolling his own,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on June 05, 2006, 02:21:16 am
Ennis was used to rolling his own,
He preferred it to using a cone,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 05, 2006, 02:24:31 am
Ennis was used to rolling his own,
He preferred it to using a cone.
Everytime he fantasized it was Jack he fondled,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on June 05, 2006, 02:34:44 am
Ennis was used to rolling his own,
He preferred it to using a cone.
Everytime he fantasized it was Jack he fondled,
No matter how much his mind was all muddled,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 05, 2006, 02:39:26 am
Ennis was used to rolling his own,
He preferred it to using a cone.
Everytime he fantasized it was Jack he fondled,
No matter how much his mind was all muddled,
He cried, "I am in need of him, how I feel alone".
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on June 05, 2006, 11:04:11 am
Ain't no little thing happenin' here
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on June 05, 2006, 11:11:14 am
Ain't no little thing happenin' here
Even though I say "I ain't queer",
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 05, 2006, 11:29:19 am
Ain't no little thing happenin' here
Even though I say "I ain't queer",
he lamented letting Jack out of his sights,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 05, 2006, 11:30:51 am
Ain't no little thing happenin' here
Even though I say "I ain't queer",
he lamented letting Jack out of his sights,
He was so damn mad, he got into fights,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on June 05, 2006, 11:41:50 am
Ain't no little thing happenin' here
Even though I say "I ain't queer",
he lamented letting Jack out of his sights,
He was so damn mad, he got into fights,
He just could let go of his irrational fear!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on June 05, 2006, 11:43:14 am
Two scared girls waved from the porch,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 05, 2006, 11:56:55 am
Two scared girls waved from the porch,
He was hot with anger, burning like a torch,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on June 05, 2006, 12:51:44 pm

Two scared girls waved from the porch,
He was hot with anger, burning like a torch,
Then a pickup blocked his path,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 05, 2006, 12:58:02 pm
Two scared girls waved from the porch,
He was hot with anger, burning like a torch,
Then a pickup blocked his path,
He lost it and unleashed his wrath
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on June 05, 2006, 02:14:03 pm
Two scared girls waved from the porch,
He was hot with anger, burning like a torch,
Then a pickup blocked his path,
He lost it and unleashed his wrath
Yeah, Alma's "Jack Twist? Jack Nasty!" words did scorch!


Jack offered a drink to a clown,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 05, 2006, 02:30:14 pm
Jack offered a drink to a clown,
but the silly oaf turned him down.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Becky on June 05, 2006, 02:33:56 pm
Jack offered a drink to a clown,
but the silly oaf turned him down,
Jack gave him the look,
And played by the book,

Sorry, kinda did two there, it is just that I haven't been on here in a while so I thought I would make up for it.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 05, 2006, 02:36:51 pm
Jack offered a drink to a clown,
but the silly oaf turned him down,
Jack gave him the look,
And played by the book,
"F--k him", said Jack with a frown.

 :P
-----

Come with me Ennis, my one and only lover,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 05, 2006, 02:46:55 pm
Come with me Ennis, my one and only lover,
Let's play with each other under the cover
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 05, 2006, 03:09:14 pm
Come with me Ennis, my one and only lover,
Let's play with each other under the cover.
We don't have to make love just now,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 05, 2006, 03:13:05 pm
Come with me Ennis, my one and only lover,
Let's play with each other under the cover.
We don't have to make love just now,
But why delay it? Let's do it somehow!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 05, 2006, 03:16:40 pm
Come with me Ennis, my one and only lover,
Let's play with each other under the cover.
We don't have to make love just now,
But why delay it? Let's do it somehow!
Sure my love! You want me to roll over?

 :P
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on June 05, 2006, 04:01:09 pm
It was called a love that would never grow old,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 05, 2006, 04:22:12 pm
It was called a love that would never grow old,
Its a love story between two men that must be told.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Snowflakes on June 05, 2006, 04:50:07 pm
It was called a love that would never grow old,
Its a love story between two men that must be told.
No holds will ever be barred
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 05, 2006, 04:52:59 pm
It was called a love that would never grow old,
Its a love story between two men that must be told.
No holds will ever be barred
Tis a masterpiece forever unmarred.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 05, 2006, 05:12:19 pm
It was called a love that would never grow old,
Its a love story between two men that must be told.
No holds will ever be barred
Tis a masterpiece forever unmarred,
for never before was a story so bold.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 05, 2006, 05:18:38 pm
It was called a love that would never grow old,
Its a love story between two men that must be told.
No holds will ever be barred
Tis a masterpiece forever unmarred,
for never before was a story so bold.

Cute  :)


There once was a barmaid called Miss Cartwright,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 05, 2006, 05:26:48 pm
There once was a barmaid called Miss Cartwright,
her advances towards Ennis were forthright,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on June 05, 2006, 05:27:45 pm
There once was a barmaid called Miss Cartwright,
her advances towards Ennis were forthright,
Her hands and feet were involved
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 05, 2006, 05:29:33 pm
There once was a barmaid called Miss Cartwright,
her advances towards Ennis were forthright,
Her hands and feet were involved,
as she tried to break Ennis's resolve.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 05, 2006, 05:40:03 pm
There once was a barmaid called Miss Cartwright,
her advances towards Ennis were forthright,
Her hands and feet were involved,
as she tried to break Ennis's resolve.
She didn't know of his 'baggage', his plight.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 05, 2006, 06:02:08 pm
Poor Joe Aguirrie had some sheep,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 05, 2006, 06:16:44 pm
Poor Joe Aguirrie had some sheep,
That was the only way he earned his keep.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on June 05, 2006, 07:58:24 pm
Jack offered a drink to a clown,
but the silly oaf turned him down,
Jack gave him the look,
And played by the book,
"F--k him", said Jack with a frown.

 :P
-----


WOOHOO!  Good one!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on June 05, 2006, 08:01:35 pm
Poor Joe Aguirrie had some sheep,
That was the only way he earned his keep.
No stemming the rose,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 05, 2006, 08:16:49 pm
Poor Joe Aguirrie had some sheep,
That was the only way he earned his keep.
No stemming the rose,
at least none of those
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 05, 2006, 08:21:07 pm
Poor Joe Aguirrie had some sheep,
That was the only way he earned his keep.
No stemming the rose,
at least none of those,
For he was a real son of a beep
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 05, 2006, 08:28:54 pm
Jack grew tired of the infrequent couplings,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 05, 2006, 08:32:32 pm
Jack grew tired of the infrequent couplings,
yet he knew Ennis would never change things,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on June 05, 2006, 08:34:08 pm
Jack grew tired of the infrequent couplings,
yet he knew Ennis would never change things,
He longed for the day
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 05, 2006, 08:35:19 pm
Jack grew tired of the infrequent couplings,
yet he knew Ennis would never change things,
He longed for the day
He could say: we are gay!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 05, 2006, 08:36:29 pm
Jack grew tired of the infrequent couplings,
yet he knew Ennis would never change things,
He longed for the day
He could say: we are gay!
And even make a vow and exchange rings.

 :)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on June 05, 2006, 08:37:34 pm
They did wear each others rin....doesn't matter!

He spat "No Fuck'n way"
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 05, 2006, 08:39:34 pm
He spat: "No Fuck'n way
I am going to stay
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on June 05, 2006, 08:40:25 pm
He spat: "No Fuck'n way
I am going to stay
He flashed his blue ring
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 05, 2006, 08:46:20 pm
They did wear each others rin....doesn't matter!
Go on Ray, say it..  :P



He spat: "No Fuck'n way
I am going to stay
He flashed his blue ring
An amazing piece of bling,

Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on June 05, 2006, 09:43:56 pm
He spat: "No Fuck'n way"
I am going to stay
He flashed his blue ring
An amazing piece of bling,
Then he sent them off to play!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on June 05, 2006, 09:46:57 pm
Quote
They did wear each others rin....doesn't matter!

Go on Ray, say it..   :P

Okay I will!  They did wear each other's rinse.  The bottles were mixed up when the shopping got scattered after the bear scare!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on June 05, 2006, 10:05:23 pm
Jack's postcard arrived unexpected
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on June 05, 2006, 10:06:50 pm
Jack's postcard arrived unexpected
Instantly his attention errected
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 05, 2006, 10:19:10 pm
Okay I will!  They did wear each other's rinse.  The bottles were mixed up when the shopping got scattered after the bear scare!
Haha... ;D


Jack's postcard arrived unexpected
Instantly his attention errected
It couldn't possibly be true,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on June 05, 2006, 11:18:15 pm
Jack's postcard arrived unexpected
Instantly his attention erected
It couldn't possibly be true,
Oh, Jack, I do love Y-O-U      or   Oh, Jack, he does love Y-O-U   (Your choice)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 05, 2006, 11:24:02 pm
Jack's postcard arrived unexpected
Instantly his attention erected
It couldn't possibly be true,
Oh, Jack, I do love Y-O-U   
The dream of seeing you again, I never rejected.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 06, 2006, 11:12:49 am
New round:

The sheep on the mountain were staring
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on June 06, 2006, 11:20:29 am
The sheep on the mountain were staring
At our boys butts they were baring
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 06, 2006, 11:22:35 am
The sheep on the mountain were staring
At our boys butts they were baring
They thought: bloody hell!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on June 06, 2006, 11:24:19 am
The sheep on the mountain were staring
At our boys butts they were baring
They thought: "bloody hell!"
"And they say that we smell!"
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 06, 2006, 11:27:45 am
The sheep on the mountain were staring
At our boys butts they were baring
They thought: "bloody hell!
And they say that we smell!
It ain't right! But we shouldn't be swearing..."

  ::)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 06, 2006, 11:43:15 am
New round:  ;)


I'll probably be back summer of sixty-four,

Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on June 06, 2006, 12:09:16 pm
I'll probably be back summer of sixty-four,
Of you my friend by then I'll need more
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 06, 2006, 12:16:23 pm
I'll probably be back summer of sixty-four,
Of you my friend by then I'll need more
I'll miss your cuisine
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on June 06, 2006, 12:18:52 pm
I'll probably be back summer of sixty-four,
Of you my friend by then I'll need more
I'll miss your cuisine
You give such good bean
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 06, 2006, 12:24:18 pm
I'll probably be back summer of sixty-four,
Of you my friend by then I'll need more
I'll miss your cuisine
You give such good bean
And make such a good butler outdoor!

 :)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 06, 2006, 02:10:31 pm
He'd never felt so sick in his life,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 06, 2006, 03:26:01 pm
He'd never felt so sick in his life,
and just as bad: He'd soon have a wife,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 06, 2006, 03:32:56 pm
He'd never felt so sick in his life,
and just as bad: He'd soon have a wife!
What the hell should he do
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 06, 2006, 03:37:26 pm
He'd never felt so sick in his life,
and just as bad: He'd soon have a wife!
What the hell should he do,
knowing Jack's love was true
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 06, 2006, 03:41:28 pm
He'd never felt so sick in his life,
And just as bad: He'd soon have a wife!
What the hell should he do?
Knowing Jack's love was true
He went sullen with this inner strife.

 :'(
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 06, 2006, 04:11:43 pm
That was a sad one ...  :-\

Something more upbeat:

I will lay me down with my Ennis tonight,



Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: southendmd on June 06, 2006, 04:23:54 pm
I will lay me down with my Ennis tonight,
When all the stars are shining bright,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on June 06, 2006, 04:34:38 pm
I will lay me down with my Ennis tonight,
When all the stars are shining bright,
Nothing could be easier
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Snowflakes on June 06, 2006, 05:12:17 pm
I will lay me down with my Ennis tonight,
When all the stars are shining bright,
Nothing could be easier
Than being bawdier
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 06, 2006, 05:14:27 pm
I will lay me down with my Ennis tonight,
When all the stars are shining bright,
Nothing could be easier
Than being bawdier.
Tonight is the night I will do him right!


 ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 06, 2006, 07:31:00 pm
Time to start another one?


The snow barely lasted an hour,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on June 06, 2006, 08:22:56 pm
The snow barely lasted an hour,
Yet Joe issued an order so dour
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 06, 2006, 08:25:01 pm
The snow barely lasted an hour,
Yet Joe issued an order so dour,
Jack began t otake down the tent,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on June 06, 2006, 08:50:07 pm
The snow barely lasted an hour,
Yet Joe issued an order so dour,
Jack began t otake down the tent,
Ennis started to vent,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 06, 2006, 09:02:09 pm
The snow barely lasted an hour,
Yet Joe issued an order so dour,
Jack began to take down the tent,
Ennis started to vent,
He felt angry, sick; life could be so sour.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 06, 2006, 09:03:29 pm
Ennis showered and wore his sunday best,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: JCinNYC2006 on June 06, 2006, 09:10:57 pm
His shirt was clean and his hair was pressed
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on June 06, 2006, 09:21:25 pm
Ennis showered and wore his sunday best,
His shirt was clean and his hair was pressed,
After four long years he'd see
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 06, 2006, 09:50:27 pm
Ennis showered and wore his sunday best,
His shirt was clean and his hair was pressed,
After four long years he'd see
That true to Jack his heart'll always be,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on June 07, 2006, 12:12:43 am
Ennis showered and wore his Sunday best,
His shirt was clean and his hair was pressed,
After four long years he'd see
That true to Jack his heart'll always be,
T'was real love, so diff'rent from the rest.



Jack's mother baked a cherry cake that morn'
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 07, 2006, 12:24:13 am

Jack's mother baked a cherry cake that morn',
She hummed, thinking of the day her son was born.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Toast on June 07, 2006, 12:36:30 am
Jack's mother baked a cherry cake that morn',
She hummed, thinking of the day her son was born.
She knew that Ennis would soon be there
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 07, 2006, 01:25:14 am
Jack's mother baked a cherry cake that morn',
She hummed, thinking of the day her son was born.
She knew that Ennis would soon be there
He came and she offered him a chair
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on June 07, 2006, 03:06:39 am
Jack's mother baked a cherry cake that morn',
She hummed, thinking of the day her son was born.
She knew that Ennis would soon be there
He came and she offered him a chair
And Pappa Twist carried on like a raw prawn!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on June 07, 2006, 03:07:37 am
Carving knife electric, rough as guts,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 07, 2006, 04:48:30 am
Carving knife electric, rough as guts
Ennis got quite hectic and went nuts
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 07, 2006, 05:08:42 am
Carving knife electric, rough as guts
Ennis got quite hectic and went nuts
Two angels left behind,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: southendmd on June 07, 2006, 08:17:33 am
Carving knife electric, rough as guts
Ennis got quite hectic and went nuts
Two angels left behind,
But they didn't mind,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on June 07, 2006, 09:16:39 am
Carving knife electric, rough as guts
Ennis got quite hectic and went nuts
Two angels left behind,
But they didn't mind,
Both Ennis and the turkey suffered bruises and cuts.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on June 07, 2006, 09:21:03 am
Joe hissed, "I ain't got no work for you,"
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 07, 2006, 09:33:45 am
Joe hissed, "I ain't got no work for you,"
the dogs worked harder than you two,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 07, 2006, 10:18:14 am
Joe hissed, "I ain't got no work for you,"
the dogs worked harder than you two,
I say you chose
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on June 07, 2006, 10:21:33 am
Joe hissed, "I ain't got no work for you,"
the dogs worked harder than you two,
I say you chose,
To stem the rose,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on June 07, 2006, 10:27:22 am
Joe hissed, "I ain't got no work for you,"
the dogs worked harder than you two,
I say you chose,
To stem the rose,
Jack didn't argue, 'cause it was true!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on June 07, 2006, 10:29:36 am
"It could be like this always!" he said,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on June 07, 2006, 10:44:10 am
"It could be like this always!" he said,
Dreaming of waking up together in bed,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: southendmd on June 07, 2006, 11:55:57 am
"It could be like this always!" he said,
Dreaming of waking up together in bed,
But Ennis said no,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 07, 2006, 11:58:29 am
"It could be like this always!" he said,
Dreaming of waking up together in bed,
But Ennis said no,
Jack was shattered, his hopes low.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: southendmd on June 07, 2006, 12:17:31 pm
"It could be like this always!" he said,
Dreaming of waking up together in bed,
But Ennis said no,
Jack was shattered, his hopes low,
So he just wrang it out instead!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 07, 2006, 12:21:00 pm
"It could be like this always!" he said,
Dreaming of waking up together in bed,
But Ennis said no,
Jack was shattered, his hopes low,
So he just wrang it out instead!

Poor Jack.. :-\
-------

Another: (love letter From Jack to Ennis)  ;)

Your quiet manner is sweet, your smile is heaven
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: southendmd on June 07, 2006, 12:42:27 pm
Your quiet manner is sweet, your smile is heaven
Your face is smooth, especially when shaven,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 07, 2006, 12:47:22 pm
Your quiet manner is sweet, your smile is heaven
Your face is smooth, especially when shaven,
I want you like I have wanted no other
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 07, 2006, 12:53:47 pm
Your quiet manner is sweet, your smile is heaven
Your face is smooth, especially when shaven,
I want you like I have wanted no other
Make love to me! I need it, brother! 
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on June 07, 2006, 12:59:44 pm
Your quiet manner is sweet, your smile is heaven
Your face is smooth, especially when shaven,
I want you like I have wanted no other
Make love to me! I need it, brother!
For in you I've found my haven.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 07, 2006, 01:00:33 pm
Your quiet manner is sweet, your smile is heaven
Your face is smooth, especially when shaven,
I want you like I have wanted no other
Make love to me! I need it, brother!
For in you I've found my haven.

How sweet!   :-*
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 07, 2006, 01:01:49 pm
Ennis' reply to Jack's letter...  ;D


I can't begin to tell you how confused I feel,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 07, 2006, 01:04:24 pm
I can't begin to tell you how confused I feel,
I know when you're with me this is a big deal,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 07, 2006, 01:06:31 pm
I can't begin to tell you how confused I feel,
I know when you're with me it's such a big deal,
Makin' love to you leaves me breathless,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on June 07, 2006, 01:31:18 pm
I can't begin to tell you how confused I feel,
I know when you're with me it's such a big deal,
Makin' love to you leaves me breathless,
If we were together, our love would be deathless,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on June 07, 2006, 01:34:54 pm
I can't begin to tell you how confused I feel,
I know when you're with me it's such a big deal,
Makin' love to you leaves me breathless,
If we were together, our love would be deathless,
And life would always be on an even keel.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 07, 2006, 01:39:38 pm
I can't begin to tell you how confused I feel,
I know when you're with me it's such a big deal,
Makin' love to you leaves me breathless,
If we were together, our love would be deathless,
Jack f-ckin' Twist, my heart your love did steal.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Snowflakes on June 07, 2006, 02:18:56 pm
We doubled up here!  Let's play again:

Jack red-lined it to his true love's side
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 07, 2006, 02:23:50 pm
Jack red-lined it to his true love's side
He gave a damn about Ennis' bride
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 07, 2006, 02:30:19 pm
Jack red-lined it to his true love's side
He gave a damn about Ennis' bride.
He couldn't picture Ennis with her,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on June 07, 2006, 03:01:29 pm
Jack red-lined it to his true love's side
He gave a damn about Ennis' bride.
He couldn't picture Ennis with her,
On to the motel, he wanted to slither,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 07, 2006, 03:20:53 pm
Jack red-lined it to his true love's side
He gave a damn about Ennis' bride.
He couldn't picture Ennis with her,
On to the motel, he wanted to slither,
In a few moments, upon Ennis he sat astride.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on June 07, 2006, 03:54:33 pm
Ennis, not big on endearments, called Jack "Little darlin",
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 07, 2006, 06:48:50 pm
Ennis, not big on endearments, called Jack "Little darlin",
He was hot and bothered; his blood rilin'.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on June 08, 2006, 04:50:22 am
Ennis, not big on endearments, called Jack "Little darlin",
He was hot and bothered; his blood rilin'.
Words punched through gritted teeth
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 08, 2006, 05:21:30 am
Ennis, not big on endearments, called Jack "Little darlin",
He was hot and bothered; his blood rilin'.
Words punched through gritted teeth
Passion boiling underneath
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Post by: Ray on June 08, 2006, 05:34:38 am
Ennis, not big on endearments, called Jack "Little darlin",
He was hot and bothered; his blood rilin'.
Words punched through gritted teeth
Passion boiling underneath
Of Jack, he was thinking of defiling!
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Post by: Ray on June 08, 2006, 05:35:33 am
Alma's wardrobe was full of rags,
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Post by: Pipedream on June 08, 2006, 05:44:16 am
Alma's wardrobe was full of rags,
Most were selfmade, without tags
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Post by: Ray on June 08, 2006, 05:47:38 am
Alma's wardrobe was full of rags,
Most were selfmade, without tags
Never hearing of darts
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Post by: Pipedream on June 08, 2006, 05:53:32 am
Alma's wardrobe was full of rags,
Most were selfmade, without tags
Never hearing of darts
Enduring Ennis' farts...

Lol. Forgive me!  ;D
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Post by: David on June 08, 2006, 06:43:59 am
Alma's wardrobe was full of rags,
Most were selfmade, without tags
Never hearing of darts
Enduring Ennis' farts...
they were enough to make her gag!    LOL
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Post by: Ray on June 08, 2006, 09:22:03 am
Davidinhartford is quite mad,
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Post by: Pipedream on June 08, 2006, 09:29:54 am
DavidinHartford is quite mad
And just as mad is Ray, that lad!
  ;)
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Post by: Ray on June 08, 2006, 09:41:40 am
DavidinHartford is quite mad
And just as mad is Ray, that lad!
Along comes Anke, crazy too,
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Post by: Pipedream on June 08, 2006, 09:45:17 am
DavidinHartford is quite mad
And just as mad is Ray, that lad!
Along comes Anke, crazy too,
And silly Milli joins the crew.

 ;D
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Post by: ThePirateBride on June 08, 2006, 10:31:23 am
DavidinHartford is quite mad
And just as mad is Ray, that lad!
Along comes Anke, crazy too,
And silly Milli joins the crew.
I'm so glad they like to be bad!
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Post by: Lumière on June 08, 2006, 11:46:56 am
DavidinHartford is quite mad
And just as mad is Ray, that lad!
Along comes Anke, crazy too,
And silly Milli joins the crew.
I'm so glad they like to be bad!

LOL!  ;D

---------


 (Ennis reminesces in his old age...)  :P



I once fell for a rodeo cowboy,

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Post by: memento on June 08, 2006, 12:24:46 pm
I once fell for a rodeo cowboy,
He was sexy and playful and gave me so much joy,
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Post by: Lumière on June 08, 2006, 02:47:57 pm
I once fell for a rodeo cowboy,
He was sexy and playful and gave me so much joy,
He was irresistible in them tight jeans,
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Post by: David on June 08, 2006, 03:16:56 pm
I once fell for a rodeo cowboy,
He was sexy and playful and gave me so much joy,
He was irresistible in them tight jeans,
and boy he sure hated Beans!
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Post by: Lumière on June 08, 2006, 03:38:58 pm
I once fell for a rodeo cowboy,
He was sexy and playful and gave me so much joy,
He was irresistible in them tight jeans,
and boy he sure hated Beans!
The sexy stud got me hot everytime he played coy!
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Post by: Snowflakes on June 08, 2006, 05:14:43 pm
Love it!  And again!

Jimbo the clown missed the ride of his life
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Post by: David on June 08, 2006, 05:17:27 pm
Jimbo the clown missed the ride of his life,
then poor Jack met his future wife,
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Post by: Lumière on June 08, 2006, 05:28:19 pm
Jimbo the clown missed the ride of his life,
then poor Jack met his future wife.
S'alright .. Jimbo was a bit of a pr!ck,
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Post by: David on June 08, 2006, 05:30:57 pm
Jimbo the clown missed the ride of his life,
then poor Jack met his future wife.
S'alright .. Jimbo was a bit of a pr!ck,
and Lureen wanted Jacks d!ck,
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Post by: Pipedream on June 08, 2006, 05:33:36 pm
Jimbo the clown missed the ride of his life,
then poor Jack met his future wife.
S'alright .. Jimbo was a bit of a pr!ck,
and Lureen wanted Jacks d!ck,
He thought: Jesus, give me a knife!!!  >:(
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Post by: Pipedream on June 08, 2006, 05:37:41 pm

Limerick Interlude!!! ;D

(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00002949.jpg)
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Post by: Lumière on June 08, 2006, 05:39:35 pm
LOL Anke!  ;D

-------------

Another:  :P

He was macho, but he loved a pretty rose
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Post by: Pipedream on June 09, 2006, 04:17:40 am
He was macho, but he loved a pretty rose
So a handsome cowboy was what he chose.
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Post by: ThePirateBride on June 09, 2006, 10:44:42 am
He was macho, but he loved a pretty rose
So a handsome cowboy was what he chose.
When darkness fell they joined
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Post by: memento on June 09, 2006, 11:18:16 am
He was macho, but he loved a pretty rose
So a handsome cowboy was what he chose.
When darkness fell they joined,
and explored each other's loins,
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Post by: Pipedream on June 09, 2006, 11:25:03 am
He was macho, but he loved a pretty rose
So a handsome cowboy was what he chose.
When darkness fell they joined,
and explored each other's loins,
He woke up with Jack's smell in his nose.

  :)
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Post by: Pipedream on June 09, 2006, 11:31:22 am
New round!

He jumped up as if he had touched fire   :)

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Post by: Snowflakes on June 09, 2006, 12:24:28 pm
He jumped up as if he had touched fire   
His feelings spiraling higher and higher
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Post by: Lumière on June 09, 2006, 12:29:44 pm
He jumped up as if he had touched fire   
His feelings spiraling higher and higher.
His trunk was stiff,
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Post by: Pipedream on June 09, 2006, 12:39:17 pm
He jumped up as if he had touched fire   
His feelings spiraling higher and higher.
His trunk was stiff,
And high as a cliff
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Post by: David on June 09, 2006, 12:43:19 pm
He jumped up as if he had touched fire   
His feelings spiraling higher and higher.
His trunk was stiff,
And high as a cliff,
as their hearts were full of Desire!
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Post by: ThePirateBride on June 09, 2006, 12:47:34 pm
Lovely!  Onward!

Baby girls and a boy were born
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Post by: Lumière on June 09, 2006, 12:53:40 pm
Baby girls and a boy were born,
But their lives were still torn.
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Post by: Snowflakes on June 09, 2006, 01:36:33 pm
Baby girls and a boy were born,
But their lives were still torn.
'Cause one of their own
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Post by: ThePirateBride on June 09, 2006, 01:56:53 pm
Baby girls and a boy were born,
But their lives were still torn.
'Cause one of their own
Could never be sown
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Post by: Ray on June 09, 2006, 02:27:41 pm
Baby girls and a boy were born,
But their lives were still torn.
'Cause one of their own
Could never be sown
And that, 'til death, they both would mourn.
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Post by: Ray on June 09, 2006, 02:29:28 pm
On the end she tied a little note,
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Post by: Lumière on June 09, 2006, 02:32:23 pm
On the end she tied a little note,
Any chance he wouldn't see it, very remote.
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Post by: southendmd on June 09, 2006, 02:45:49 pm

On the end she tied a little note,
Any chance he wouldn't see it, very remote.
It didn't get wet,
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Post by: Lumière on June 09, 2006, 02:48:44 pm
On the end she tied a little note,
Any chance he wouldn't see it, very remote.
It didn't get wet,
He was too busy with Jack to fret.
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Post by: David on June 09, 2006, 02:53:26 pm
On the end she tied a little note,
Any chance he wouldn't see it, very remote.
It didn't get wet,
He was too busy with Jack to fret.
and he tried not to come home and Gloat.
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Post by: Lumière on June 09, 2006, 02:57:48 pm
ANother:


He slowly went up to Jack's bedroom,
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Post by: Fran on June 09, 2006, 03:24:40 pm
He slowly went up to Jack's bedroom,
Feeling reverant as if in a tomb,
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Post by: Lumière on June 09, 2006, 04:11:58 pm
He slowly went up to Jack's bedroom,
Feeling reverant as if in a tomb.
It was tiny, simple and bare,
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Post by: Pipedream on June 09, 2006, 04:18:17 pm
He slowly went up to Jack's bedroom,
Feeling reverant as if in a tomb.
It was tiny, simple and bare,
To the wardrobe he would stare
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Post by: Lumière on June 09, 2006, 04:27:35 pm
He slowly went up to Jack's bedroom,
Feeling reverant as if in a tomb.
It was tiny, simple and bare,
To the wardrobe he would stare
His tears fell, all he could feel was gloom!


 :'(
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Post by: ThePirateBride on June 09, 2006, 04:53:05 pm
 :'(

There once was a brat named Bobby
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Post by: Lumière on June 09, 2006, 05:10:34 pm
There once was a brat named Bobby,
Who liked playing in the lobby.
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Post by: Snowflakes on June 09, 2006, 09:26:48 pm
There once was a brat named Bobby,
Who liked playing in the lobby.
Such an annoying child
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Post by: JulietteMontague on June 09, 2006, 09:38:57 pm
There once was a brat named Bobby,
Who liked playing in the lobby.
Such an annoying child
Always running wild
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Post by: David on June 09, 2006, 09:40:25 pm
There once was a brat named Bobby,
Who liked playing in the lobby.
Such an annoying child
Always running wild,
They need to get him a Hobby!
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Post by: Pipedream on June 10, 2006, 07:05:34 am
New one:

The sheep on the mountain were sleeping.
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Post by: Ray on June 10, 2006, 07:22:18 am
The sheep on the mountain were sleeping
Aguire, on horse back, was creeping,
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Post by: Pipedream on June 10, 2006, 07:26:31 am
The sheep on the mountain were sleeping
Aguirre, on horse back, was creeping
Towards the small tent
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Post by: Ray on June 10, 2006, 07:33:55 am
The sheep on the mountain were sleeping
Aguirre, on horse back, was creeping
Towards the small tent
Where two men lay spent
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Post by: Pipedream on June 10, 2006, 07:48:13 am
The sheep on the mountain were sleeping
Aguirre, on horse back, was creeping
Towards the small tent
Where two men lay spent
"Too late!" he howled and started weeping.

 :'(
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Post by: David on June 10, 2006, 07:48:45 am
The sheep on the mountain were sleeping
Aguirre, on horse back, was creeping
Towards the small tent
Where two men lay spent,
Auguirre was so jealous he was weeping
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Post by: Pipedream on June 10, 2006, 08:36:16 am
Hehe, as I said David: "Too late!"  ;)

New round:

Jack Twist wasn't much of a thinker.
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Post by: Ray on June 10, 2006, 08:40:32 am
Jack Twist wasn't much of a thinker,
At solving probs he was a stinker,
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Post by: Pipedream on June 10, 2006, 08:44:39 am
Jack Twist wasn't much of a thinker,
At solving probs he was a stinker,
The life he lead sucked
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Post by: Ray on June 10, 2006, 08:50:47 am
Jack Twist wasn't much of a thinker,
At solving probs he was a stinker,
The life he lead sucked
He was constantly bucked
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Post by: Pipedream on June 10, 2006, 08:52:50 am
Jack Twist wasn't much of a thinker,
At solving probs he was a stinker,
The life he lead sucked
He was constantly bucked
Who can blame him for getting a drinker?  :'(
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Post by: Ray on June 10, 2006, 08:56:13 am
His hat covered his embarrassed intent
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Post by: memento on June 10, 2006, 08:59:00 am
His hat covered his embarrassed intent,
But they both knew what it meant,
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Post by: Ray on June 10, 2006, 09:01:41 am
His hat covered his embarrassed intent,
But they both knew what it meant,
Shirtless was Jack,
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Post by: memento on June 10, 2006, 09:05:54 am
His hat covered his embarrassed intent,
But they both knew what it meant,
Shirtless was Jack,
Lying on his back,
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Post by: Pipedream on June 10, 2006, 09:08:06 am
His hat covered his embarrassed intent,
But they both knew what it meant,
Shirtless was Jack,
Lying on his back,
And at it in silence they went.

 ;D
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Post by: Ray on June 10, 2006, 04:00:59 pm
"Asphyxiation" he had never heard
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Post by: memento on June 10, 2006, 04:08:25 pm
"Asphyxiation" he had never heard,
Wondering how he knew such a complex word,
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Post by: David on June 10, 2006, 04:13:24 pm
"Asphyxiation" he had never heard,
Wondering how he knew such a complex word,
neither had made it past the 8th grade,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on June 10, 2006, 04:15:38 pm
"Asphyxiation" he had never heard,
Wondering how he knew such a complex word,
neither had made it past the 8th grade,
As kids on the farm they had stayed
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Post by: memento on June 10, 2006, 05:04:35 pm
"Asphyxiation" he had never heard,
Wondering how he knew such a complex word,
neither had made it past the 8th grade,
As kids on the farm they had stayed,
"He was a real thinker", of that he was assured.
or
To think he knew the meaning, would have been absurd.
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Post by: Lumière on June 10, 2006, 05:44:01 pm
Another:

Ma Twist was aware of her son's ways,
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Post by: David on June 10, 2006, 09:24:44 pm
Ma Twist was aware of her son's ways,
knowing how her husband felt about Gays,
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Post by: Lumière on June 10, 2006, 09:27:22 pm
Ma Twist was aware of her son's ways,
knowing how her husband felt about Gays.
He'd changed after that summer,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on June 11, 2006, 09:36:40 am
Ma Twist was aware of her son's ways,
knowing how her husband felt about Gays.
He'd changed after that summer,
Talked about having met a newcomer,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 11, 2006, 01:47:34 pm
Ma Twist was aware of her son's ways,
knowing how her husband felt about Gays.
He'd changed after that summer,
Talked about having met a newcomer,
How he'd never been so happy in all his born days.
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Post by: Lumière on June 11, 2006, 01:49:46 pm
Another:  :)


When they shared that first kiss,

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Post by: Ray on June 11, 2006, 03:15:01 pm
When they shared that first kiss,
Both fell into the abyss
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Post by: David on June 11, 2006, 04:43:52 pm
When they shared that first kiss,
Both fell into the abyss,
They knew their summer was about to change,
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Post by: memento on June 11, 2006, 05:20:13 pm
When they shared that first kiss,
Both fell into the abyss,
They knew their summer was about to change,
As they observed each other at very close range,
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Post by: Lumière on June 11, 2006, 05:22:33 pm
When they shared that first kiss,
Both fell into the abyss,
They knew their summer was about to change,
As they observed each other at very close range,
It was paradise, heaven, pure bliss.
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Post by: Ray on June 11, 2006, 09:46:38 pm
And then there was Green and blue and beige,
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Post by: Fran on June 11, 2006, 10:18:03 pm
And then there was Green and blue and beige,
Grass, sky, and woolies page after page
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Post by: ThePirateBride on June 12, 2006, 11:02:55 am
And then there was Green and blue and beige,
Grass, sky, and woolies page after page
See how happy the denizens are!
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Post by: Snowflakes on June 12, 2006, 12:01:38 pm
And then there was Green and blue and beige,
Grass, sky, and woolies page after page
See how happy the denizens are!
As we wish on the North Star
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Post by: Fran on June 12, 2006, 12:12:17 pm
And then there was Green and blue and beige,
Grass, sky, and woolies page after page
See how happy the denizens are!
As we wish on the North Star,
Proulx's Brokeback Mountain is all the rage!

"You are in a hurry," Jack Twist said,
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Post by: David on June 12, 2006, 12:19:18 pm
You are in a hurry," Jack Twist said,
I figured we wait till we found a Bed!
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Post by: Fran on June 12, 2006, 12:26:39 pm
"You are in a hurry," Jack Twist said,
"I figured we wait till we found a bed!"
In response, she removed her top,
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Post by: Lumière on June 12, 2006, 12:54:28 pm
"You are in a hurry," Jack Twist said,
"I figured we wait till we found a bed!"
In response, she removed her top,
Jack was stunned, too amazed to stop.
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Post by: saucycobblers on June 12, 2006, 01:29:06 pm
"You are in a hurry," Jack Twist said,
"I figured we wait till we found a bed!"
In response, she removed her top,
Jack was stunned, too amazed to stop.
And the next thing he knew, they were wed!

'Stupid mule' an angry Ennis grunted,
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Post by: ThePirateBride on June 12, 2006, 02:03:19 pm
'Stupid mule' an angry Ennis grunted
Because he felt much affronted   
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Post by: Lumière on June 12, 2006, 02:04:34 pm
'Stupid mule' an angry Ennis grunted
Because he felt much affronted.
He was dying for a swig of whiskey,
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Post by: Snowflakes on June 12, 2006, 02:11:13 pm
'Stupid mule' an angry Ennis grunted
Because he felt much affronted.
He was dying for a swig of whiskey,
And feeling right frisky
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Post by: Fran on June 12, 2006, 03:47:32 pm

"Stupid mule" an angry Ennis grunted
Because he felt much affronted.
He was dying for a swig of whiskey,
And feeling right frisky,
By a worried Jack, he was confronted.
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Post by: Lumière on June 12, 2006, 04:27:24 pm
Another:  ;)


Summer of sixty-three was mighty precious,
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Post by: Snowflakes on June 12, 2006, 04:36:02 pm
Summer of sixty-three was mighty precious,
Considering the altitudinous
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Post by: saucycobblers on June 12, 2006, 05:55:33 pm
Summer of sixty-three was mighty precious,
Considering the altitudinous
The air made Jack feel faint
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Post by: Lumière on June 12, 2006, 05:58:26 pm
Summer of sixty-three was mighty precious,
Considering the altitudinous
The air made Jack feel faint,
And horny as hell, he was no saint!
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Post by: saucycobblers on June 12, 2006, 06:02:01 pm
Summer of sixty-three was mighty precious,
Considering the altitudinous
The air made Jack feel faint,
And horny as hell, he was no saint!
But the tent action sure was luscious!

'No more beans!' cried gorgeous Jack,
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Post by: Lumière on June 12, 2006, 06:04:58 pm
'No more beans!' cried gorgeous Jack,
I wish he'd cut poor Ennis some slack.
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Post by: Pipedream on June 12, 2006, 06:06:50 pm
Dang it! Too late again. Just to let you know what I was about to post, girls:

'No more beans!' cried gorgeous Jack,
'Drop your jeans!' cried Ennis back.

Lol.  ;D
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Post by: Lumière on June 12, 2006, 06:10:33 pm
I like this better..LOL! ;D



'No more beans!' cried gorgeous Jack,
'Drop your jeans!' cried Ennis back.
"I'll show you mine if you show me yours,"
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Post by: Lumière on June 12, 2006, 06:15:49 pm
'No more beans!' cried gorgeous Jack,
'Drop your jeans!' cried Ennis back.
"I'll show you mine if you show me yours,"
"Fine", said Ennis, "Go on! Drop your drawers!"



 :laugh:..Sorry ...couldn't resist.. :P
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Post by: Pipedream on June 12, 2006, 06:24:42 pm
I like this better..LOL! ;D


You are so good to me, Milli!!  ;D

'No more beans!' cried gorgeous Jack,
'Drop your jeans!' cried Ennis back.
"I'll show you mine if you show me yours,"
"Fine", said Ennis, "Go on! Drop your drawers!"
And soon their frocks were on a stack.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on June 12, 2006, 06:28:44 pm
'No more beans!' cried gorgeous Jack,
'Drop your jeans!' cried Ennis back.
"I'll show you mine if you show me yours,"
"Fine", said Ennis, "Go on! Drop your drawers!"
And soon their frocks were on a stack.

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Jack's jeans, they sure came off easy,
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Post by: Lumière on June 12, 2006, 06:38:22 pm
 :laugh:

---

Jack's jeans, they sure came off easy,
He was horny and dying to get busy!
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Post by: saucycobblers on June 12, 2006, 06:42:18 pm
Jack's jeans, they sure came off easy,
He was horny and dying to get busy!
With Ennis behind,
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Post by: Pipedream on June 12, 2006, 06:44:03 pm
Jack's jeans, they sure came off easy,
He was horny and dying to get busy!
With Ennis behind,
He was hammered half blind...
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Post by: saucycobblers on June 12, 2006, 06:49:06 pm
Jack's jeans, they sure came off easy,
He was horny and dying to get busy!
With Ennis behind,
He was hammered half blind...
And got himself in a right tizzy!


Does 'tizzy' mean the same in the US as it does in the UK?? :-\
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Post by: Lumière on June 12, 2006, 06:57:03 pm
Jack's jeans, they sure came off easy,
He was horny and dying to get busy!
With Ennis behind,
He was hammered half blind...
And got himself in a right tizzy!


Girls girls!!...tsk tsk tsk... :laugh:

-------
Another:  ;D

I once knew a Peeping Tom called Joe



Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on June 12, 2006, 07:00:21 pm
I once knew a Peeping Tom called Joe
And a-spying he did frequently go
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Post by: Pipedream on June 12, 2006, 07:02:12 pm
I once knew a Peeping Tom called Joe
And a-spying he did frequently go.
His favourite sight
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on June 12, 2006, 07:05:53 pm
I once knew a Peeping Tom called Joe
And a-spying he did frequently go.
His favourite sight
In the morning light
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 12, 2006, 07:16:51 pm
I once knew a Peeping Tom called Joe
And a-spying he did frequently go.
His favourite sight
In the morning light
Was the "Ennis and Jack Nasty Show!"

  ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 12, 2006, 07:28:01 pm
Another one before I go to bed:

Jack's cooking left much to desire.   

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Post by: David on June 12, 2006, 07:38:53 pm
Jack's cooking left much to desire.
he'd spill the beans in the fire.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 12, 2006, 08:41:05 pm
Jack's cooking left much to desire.
he'd spill the beans in the fire.
Ennis didn't care if Jack's cooking sucked,
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Post by: David on June 12, 2006, 09:02:53 pm
Jack's cooking left much to desire.
he'd spill the beans in the fire.
Ennis didn't care if Jack's cooking sucked,
Jack had an Ass that begged to be....
but he could BBQ a chicken if it were Plucked   

 ::)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 12, 2006, 11:30:46 pm
Don't restrain yourself David - why cross it out?! LOL ;D


Jack's cooking left much to desire.
he'd spill the beans in the fire.
Ennis didn't care if Jack's cooking sucked,
Jack had an Ass that begged to be....
but he could BBQ a chicken if it were Plucked.
Yet, Ennis' love and body did Jack acquire!


 ;D


Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 13, 2006, 08:23:08 am
New one:

That terrible day of Thanksgiving
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Post by: memento on June 13, 2006, 10:19:34 am
That terrible day of Thanksgiving,
where everyone involved had a misgiving,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 13, 2006, 11:40:32 am
That terrible day of Thanksgiving,
where everyone involved had a misgiving,
Jack threatened the Stud duck,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Snowflakes on June 13, 2006, 11:50:59 am
That terrible day of Thanksgiving,
where everyone involved had a misgiving,
Jack threatened the Stud duck,
And didn't give a flying f***
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on June 13, 2006, 11:59:09 am
That terrible day of Thanksgiving,
where everyone involved had a misgiving,
Jack threatened the Stud duck,
And didn't give a flying f***
Because no one was forgiving.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 13, 2006, 01:56:47 pm

When Ennis in all his beauty
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Post by: Snowflakes on June 13, 2006, 02:30:17 pm
When Ennis in all his beauty
Had to have Jack's booty
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 13, 2006, 03:30:16 pm
When Ennis in all his beauty
Had to have Jack's booty,
He'd let go like a wild horse.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 13, 2006, 05:22:01 pm
When Ennis in all his beauty
Had to have Jack's booty,
He'd let go like a wild horse.
Alma wasn't cutting it, he needed a divorce.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 13, 2006, 05:34:24 pm
When Ennis in all his beauty
Had to have Jack's booty,
He'd let go like a wild horse.
Alma wasn't cutting it, he needed a divorce.
But, apart from that, he did his duty!

 ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 13, 2006, 05:37:46 pm
Let's write a limerick song:   :P


Water-walking Jesus!  Take me awa-ay-ay!


Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on June 13, 2006, 07:21:38 pm
Water-walking Jesus!  Take me awa-ay-ay!
I'm a tootin' cowboy an' I sure ain't gay-ay-ay!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 13, 2006, 09:23:06 pm
Water-walking Jesus!  Take me awa-ay-ay!
I'm a tootin' cowboy an' I sure ain't gay-ay-ay!
And if I am a sinner,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on June 13, 2006, 09:54:09 pm
Water-walking Jesus!  Take me awa-ay-ay!
I'm a tootin' cowboy an' I sure ain't gay-ay-ay!
And if I am a sinner,
Well so was Yul Brynner,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 13, 2006, 10:31:35 pm
Water-walking Jesus!  Take me awa-ay-ay!
I'm a tootin' cowboy an' I sure ain't gay-ay-ay!
And if I am a sinner,
Well so was Yul Brynner.
I ain't foolin', God made me this way-ay-ay!



 ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on June 14, 2006, 07:36:55 am
Water-walking Jesus!  Take me awa-ay-ay!
I'm a tootin' cowboy an' I sure ain't gay-ay-ay!
And if I am a sinner,
Well so was Yul Brynner.
I ain't foolin', God made me this way-ay-ay!

Heeheehee... that one was fun  ;D

"Goddammit, this coffee is cold!"
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 14, 2006, 07:57:32 am
"Goddammit, this coffee is cold!"
Jacks nights with the sheep were starting to get old.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 14, 2006, 12:19:26 pm
"Goddammit, this coffee is cold!"
Jacks nights with the sheep were starting to get old.
"I'd kill for a night by the fire with him",
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 14, 2006, 12:21:04 pm
"Goddammit, this coffee is cold!"
Jacks nights with the sheep were starting to get old.
"I'd kill for a night by the fire with him",
I'd love to get warm from outside and within...

 ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on June 14, 2006, 12:33:12 pm
"Goddammit, this coffee is cold!"
Jacks nights with the sheep were starting to get old.
"I'd kill for a night by the fire with him",
I'd love to get warm from outside and within...
So his member I will always behold
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 14, 2006, 12:55:57 pm
New round:  ;)


She divorced him and married Riverton's grocer,
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Post by: memento on June 14, 2006, 01:12:16 pm
She divorced him and married Riverton's grocer,
She wanted someone to whom she could get closer,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 14, 2006, 01:55:16 pm
She divorced him and married Riverton's grocer,
She wanted someone to whom she could get closer.
Her love for Ennis prevailed,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on June 14, 2006, 02:13:48 pm
She divorced him and married Riverton's grocer,
She wanted someone to whom she could get closer.
Her love for Ennis prevailed,
"Jack Twist... Jack Nasty!" she wailed,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 14, 2006, 03:13:21 pm
She divorced him and married Riverton's grocer,
She wanted someone to whom she could get closer.
Her love for Ennis prevailed,
"Jack Twist... Jack Nasty!" she wailed.
She wept bitterly, feeling like a sad loser.

 :'(
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Becky on June 14, 2006, 03:17:40 pm
Oh I haven't started one off yet, mind if I do the honours?

There once was a peeing sheep,


Classy start, hunh? ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 14, 2006, 03:19:39 pm
There once was a peeing sheep,
And what a devoted vigil he did keep!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on June 14, 2006, 04:15:48 pm
There once was a peeing sheep,
And what a devoted vigil he did keep!
When he wasn't depositing rivulets
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 14, 2006, 05:36:21 pm
There once was a peeing sheep,
And what a devoted vigil he did keep!
When he wasn't depositing rivulets
He was checking out the boys' anklets!


 :laugh: (dumb, i know.. :P)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on June 14, 2006, 05:43:38 pm
There once was a peeing sheep,
And what a devoted vigil he did keep!
When he wasn't depositing rivulets
He was checking out the boys' anklets!
And he did this all without a bleat!

Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 14, 2006, 05:47:18 pm
lol..another:  :)


"Ennis, will you marry me?", asked Jack
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 14, 2006, 05:51:40 pm
"Ennis, will you marry me?", asked Jack.
"I would," he replied, "but guts I lack!"
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 14, 2006, 05:53:57 pm
"Ennis, will you marry me?", asked Jack.
"I would," he replied, "but guts I lack!"
thats no problem have another Beer,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 14, 2006, 05:55:13 pm
"Ennis, will you marry me?", asked Jack.
"I would," he replied, "but guts I lack!"
"Thats no problem, have another Beer!"
He did and said: "Hell, Jack! C'mere!"
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 14, 2006, 05:58:52 pm
"Ennis, will you marry me?", asked Jack.
"I would," he replied, "but guts I lack!"
"Thats no problem, have another Beer!"
He did and said: "Hell, Jack! C'mere!"
"I love you Ennis!  Let's honeymoon on Brokeback!"


 ;D :-*
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 14, 2006, 06:06:52 pm
Continued: ;)


Spring of 83, Ennis and Jack blissfully wed,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on June 14, 2006, 07:22:31 pm
"Ennis, will you marry me?", asked Jack.
"I would," he replied, "but guts I lack!"
"Thats no problem, have another Beer!"
He did and said: "Hell, Jack! C'mere!"
"I love you Ennis!  Let's honeymoon on Brokeback!"


 ;D :-*

ROFLMAO!!! ;D

Spring of 83, Ennis and Jack blissfully wed,
And redlined it to the honeymoon bed
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 14, 2006, 07:29:15 pm
Spring of 83, Ennis and Jack blissfully wed,
And redlined it to the honeymoon bed.
It was a sight to behold!  :o
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on June 14, 2006, 07:43:37 pm
Spring of 83, Ennis and Jack blissfully wed,
And redlined it to the honeymoon bed.
It was a sight to behold!
Even when it was cold!  ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 14, 2006, 07:48:25 pm
Spring of 83, Ennis and Jack blissfully wed,
And redlined it to the honeymoon bed.
It was a sight to behold!
Even when it was cold!
In the costume of love they were cled!

 :)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on June 14, 2006, 07:50:33 pm
Alma bought Ennis some new jammies,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 14, 2006, 09:11:27 pm
Alma bought Ennis some new jammies
From Riverton's newest boutique: Chez Sammy's!



 :P
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 14, 2006, 09:13:59 pm
Alma bought Ennis some new jammies
From Riverton's newest boutique: Chez Sammy's!
but Ennis never took them when fishing,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 14, 2006, 11:34:04 pm
Alma bought Ennis some new jammies
From Riverton's newest boutique: Chez Sammy's!
but Ennis never took them when fishing,
Alma's worries persisted, never finishing.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 15, 2006, 07:19:15 am
(that's a tough one!  I'm stumped!  LOL)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 15, 2006, 07:37:49 am
Alma bought Ennis some new jammies
From Riverton's newest boutique: Chez Sammy's!
but Ennis never took them when fishing,
Alma's worries persisted, never finishing -
she sighed: Him with Jack Twist, they're my "double whammies!"
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 15, 2006, 08:12:27 am

That pup tent is stinkin like cat piss!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on June 15, 2006, 08:34:16 am
That pup tent is stinkin like cat piss!,
He vented his displeasure with a hiss,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on June 15, 2006, 09:24:08 am
That pup tent is stinkin like cat piss!,
He vented his displeasure with a hiss,
If I slept in the camp,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 15, 2006, 09:26:10 am
That pup tent is stinkin like cat piss!,
He vented his displeasure with a hiss.
If I slept in the camp,
With you sexy vamp
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 15, 2006, 09:30:58 am
That pup tent is stinkin like cat piss!,
He vented his displeasure with a hiss.
If I slept in the camp,
With you sexy vamp,
your company I sure do miss!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on June 15, 2006, 11:15:35 am
Good on all of you!   :)

Two shirts are together forever
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 15, 2006, 11:20:45 am
Two shirts are together forever.
A greater love there was never
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on June 15, 2006, 11:55:02 am
Two shirts are together forever.
A greater love there was never
One check and one blue
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 15, 2006, 11:57:07 am
Two shirts are together forever,
A greater love there was never.
One check and one blue,
One of me, one of you
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on June 15, 2006, 12:03:04 pm
Two shirts are together forever,
A greater love there was never.
One check and one blue,
One of me, one of you
A union that no-one could sever.  :'(

Oooh, let's lighten things up again... *sniff*

Jack saddled his horse for the ride,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 15, 2006, 12:05:12 pm
Jack saddled his horse for the ride,
His excitement he hardly could hide
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 15, 2006, 12:10:23 pm
Jack saddled his horse for the ride,
His excitement he hardly could hide.
Tonight could be the night,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Becky on June 15, 2006, 12:16:01 pm
Jack saddled his horse for the ride,
His excitement he hardly could hide.
Tonight could be the night,
Everything felt just right,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 15, 2006, 12:20:07 pm
Jack saddled his horse for the ride,
His excitement he hardly could hide.
Tonight could be the night,
Everything felt just right,
How he'd lay him, he'd yet to decide...

 ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on June 15, 2006, 01:11:35 pm
Excellent, onward with happy thoughts!

The Motel Siesta had a vacancy
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on June 15, 2006, 01:16:22 pm
The Motel Siesta had a vacancy
'Motel toilet cleaner' hadn't been taken, see?
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 15, 2006, 03:06:41 pm
The Motel Siesta had a vacancy
'Motel toilet cleaner' hadn't been taken, see?
They jumped onto the creaking bed,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on June 15, 2006, 04:14:51 pm
The Motel Siesta had a vacancy
'Motel toilet cleaner' hadn't been taken, see?
They jumped onto the creaking bed,
And screwed like they were just wed
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 15, 2006, 05:03:24 pm
The Motel Siesta had a vacancy
'Motel toilet cleaner' hadn't been taken, see?
They jumped onto the creaking bed,
And screwed like they were just wed.
They only came up for air when 'twas time to pee!



 ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 15, 2006, 05:04:48 pm
ANother:  ;)


"You better shut yer slop-bucket mouth"  >:(
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on June 15, 2006, 06:05:07 pm
"You better shut yer slop-bucket mouth"
"And while you're there you could head down south"  :o
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 15, 2006, 06:51:01 pm
"You better shut yer slop-bucket mouth"
"And while you're there you could head down south" .
"Wanna keep yer teeth? Go on, beg!"   >:(
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 15, 2006, 06:59:37 pm
"You better shut yer slop-bucket mouth"
"And while you're there you could head down south" .
"Wanna keep yer teeth? Go on, beg!"
"Well??  Do it! Or I'll break yer leg!"   >:(


Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 15, 2006, 11:42:27 pm
Looks like I'm gonna finish this one by myself..LOL ;D


"You better shut yer slop-bucket mouth"
"And while you're there you could head down south" .
"Wanna keep yer teeth? Go on, beg!"
"Well??  Do it! Or I'll break yer leg!"
"Fine!  I warned ya" ... "ow..ow..OUCH!!!"  :-\



Sorry..couldn't think of anything that rhymes with mouth/south ...  :laugh:
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 16, 2006, 11:37:12 am

New one:

He woke up with a top-grade headache
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 16, 2006, 11:48:06 am
He woke up with a top-grade headache,
Ennis mumbled, "What've I done, for God's sake?"
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 16, 2006, 11:51:22 am
He woke up with a top-grade headache.
Ennis mumbled, "What've I done, for God's sake?
Have my dreams just come true?
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: JCinNYC2006 on June 16, 2006, 11:53:54 am
He woke up with a top-grade headache.
Ennis mumbled, "What've I done, for God's sake?
Have my dreams just come true?
I just did it with you
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 16, 2006, 11:56:02 am
He woke up with a top-grade headache.
Ennis mumbled, "What've I done, for God's sake?
Have my dreams just come true?
I just did it with you!
Hell, I still must be dreaming awake!

 :)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on June 16, 2006, 12:10:50 pm
Applause, applause!   :)

Ennis stumbled out of the tent in a daze
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Post by: memento on June 16, 2006, 12:21:03 pm
Ennis stumbled out of the tent in a daze,
He wouldn't even give Jack a gaze,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Snowflakes on June 16, 2006, 12:22:19 pm
Ennis stumbled out of the tent in a daze,
He wouldn't even give Jack a gaze,
He'd enjoyed the night's activities
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on June 16, 2006, 12:36:36 pm
Ennis stumbled out of the tent in a daze,
He wouldn't even give Jack a gaze,
He'd enjoyed the night's activities,
Had never experiences such festivies,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 16, 2006, 12:38:32 pm
Ennis stumbled out of the tent in a daze,
He wouldn't even give Jack a gaze,
He'd enjoyed the night's activities,
Had never experienced such festivies,
He thought, "I aint no queer!  Must be a phase!"


 ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 16, 2006, 12:40:13 pm
Continued:  ;D


Jack stood naked by the river,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 16, 2006, 12:42:19 pm
Jack stood naked by the river,
The friggin cold made him shiver
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 16, 2006, 12:43:47 pm
Jack stood naked by the river,
The friggin cold made him shiver.
"He'll never talk to me again!", he sighed.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Snowflakes on June 16, 2006, 01:09:05 pm
Jack stood naked by the river,
The friggin cold made him shiver.
"He'll never talk to me again!", he sighed.
But to himself he belied
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 16, 2006, 01:20:00 pm
Jack stood naked by the river,
The friggin cold made him shiver.
"He'll never talk to me again!", he sighed.
But to himself he belied,
there is hope yet, and more than a sliver!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on June 16, 2006, 01:22:36 pm
Lovely!   :)

Lureen had talent as a barrel racer
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on June 16, 2006, 01:31:37 pm
Lureen had talent as a barrel racer,
and when she saw Jack Twist, she became a chaser,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 16, 2006, 01:37:27 pm
Lureen had talent as a barrel racer,
and when she saw Jack Twist, she became a chaser,
she even uttered the matin' call
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on June 16, 2006, 01:43:44 pm
Lureen had talent as a barrel racer,
and when she saw Jack Twist, she became a chaser,
she even uttered the matin' call,
and didn't know how hard she'd fall,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Becky on June 16, 2006, 01:58:01 pm
Lureen had talent as a barrel racer,
and when she saw Jack Twist, she became a chaser,
she even uttered the matin' call,
and didn't know how hard she'd fall,
She thought if she came to close Jack would mace her!

Hahahahaha so random, sorry I have just runined that limerick, please feel free to take it out and put your own, and better versions in. ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on June 16, 2006, 02:02:37 pm
That's the fun of it though!

Jack and Ennis shared an embrace
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 16, 2006, 02:06:09 pm
Jack and Ennis shared an embrace
that had them both in a complete daze
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 16, 2006, 02:12:53 pm
Jack and Ennis shared an embrace
that had them both in a complete daze
Ennis savored Jack's musky smell,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on June 16, 2006, 02:21:43 pm
Jack and Ennis shared an embrace
that had them both in a complete daze
Ennis savored Jack's musky smell,
And they craved Muscatel
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 16, 2006, 02:22:39 pm
Jack and Ennis shared an embrace
that had them both in a complete daze
Ennis savored Jack's musky smell,
And they craved Muscatel
since for THIS occasion, whiskey seemed out of place!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: JulietteMontague on June 16, 2006, 02:29:50 pm
Y'all are so very clever!  :)

The blue heelers were on the job
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 16, 2006, 02:34:38 pm
The blue heelers were on the job,
They were vigilant, tho' they weren't paid a bob.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 16, 2006, 03:25:43 pm
The blue heelers were on the job,
They were vigilant, tho' they weren't paid a bob.
But their work came with excellent perks;
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 16, 2006, 03:28:38 pm
The blue heelers were on the job,
They were vigilant, tho' they weren't paid a bob.
But their work came with excellent perks;
They worked with two hunks who weren't jerks!   

 ;)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 16, 2006, 03:36:00 pm
The blue heelers were on the job,
They were vigilant, tho' they weren't paid a bob.
But their work came with excellent perks;
They worked with two hunks who weren't jerks!
What those dogs got to see makes us squee, swoon and sob!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 16, 2006, 03:53:02 pm
 ;D  Another ...  :P


Jack could feel Ennis' breath on his neck,
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Post by: memento on June 16, 2006, 04:01:03 pm
Jack could feel Ennis' breath on his neck,
His heart was beating wildly beneath his pecs,
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Post by: Mikaela on June 16, 2006, 04:05:34 pm
Jack could feel Ennis' breath on his neck,
His heart was beating wildly beneath his pecs.
With his eyes open wide,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 16, 2006, 04:37:38 pm
Jack could feel Ennis' breath on his neck,
His heart was beating wildly beneath his pecs.
With his eyes open wide,
He felt Ennis' rough hands on his side.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 16, 2006, 04:40:32 pm
Jack could feel Ennis' breath on his neck,
His heart was beating wildly beneath his pecs.
With his eyes open wide,
He felt Ennis' rough hands on his side,
and he knew he was in for spectacular sex!    :P



*blush* But seriously, what else rhymes with pecs?  ::)

Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 16, 2006, 04:46:06 pm

*blush* But seriously, what else rhymes with pecs?  ::)

Becks!   ;D

This one:
(http://www.lion-nathan.com.au/our+brands/beer/australia/imports/becks.jpg)

Or this one:
(http://www.owlspics.com/images/Becks.jpg)


Ya just had to say 'sex', didn't cha Mikaela?   :laugh:   :P
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 16, 2006, 04:47:42 pm
Ok, another round:   :D


Lureen hid Jack's blue parka,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on June 16, 2006, 05:15:38 pm
Lureen hid Jack's blue parka,
So he'd buy her a Marka
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Post by: Lumière on June 16, 2006, 05:30:36 pm
Lureen hid Jack's blue parka,
So he'd buy her a Marka.
She was peeved 'cause he was goin' fishing,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: JulietteMontague on June 16, 2006, 05:41:19 pm
Lureen hid Jack's blue parka,
So he'd buy her a Marka.
She was peeved 'cause he was goin' fishing,
And she was truly wishing
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 16, 2006, 05:45:01 pm
Lureen hid Jack's blue parka,
So he'd buy her a Marka.
She was peeved 'cause he was goin' fishing,
And she was truly wishing
That he'd stay home and ---k her!


 ::)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on June 16, 2006, 05:50:08 pm
Love it, good work!   :laugh:

The minister was aching to kiss the bride
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 16, 2006, 06:01:21 pm
The minister was aching to kiss the bride,
Heck, could be his last chance for such a ride.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 16, 2006, 06:09:41 pm
The minister was aching to kiss the bride,
Heck, could be his last chance for such a ride.
He thought: man, she is hot!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 16, 2006, 06:20:32 pm
The minister was aching to kiss the bride,
Heck, could be his last chance for such a ride.
He thought: man, she is hot!
But the groom thought: She's not!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 16, 2006, 06:23:02 pm
The minister was aching to kiss the bride,
Heck, could be his last chance for such a ride.
He thought: man, she is hot!
But the groom thought: She's not!
Bad news really on either side!

 :)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 16, 2006, 06:25:35 pm
Agreed!  ;)


Pa Del Mar's driving was lousy,
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Post by: Pipedream on June 16, 2006, 06:46:13 pm
Pa Del Mar's driving was lousy,
That whiskey had made him drowsy.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 16, 2006, 06:48:19 pm
Pa Del Mar's driving was lousy,
That whiskey had made him drowsy.
Oooops! Was that the one curve?
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 16, 2006, 06:50:28 pm
Pa Del Mar's driving was lousy,
That whiskey had made him drowsy.
Oooops! Was that the one curve?
but he was mean and this he did deserve
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 16, 2006, 06:51:50 pm
Pa Del Mar's driving was lousy,
That whiskey had made him drowsy.
Oooops! Was that the one curve?
but he was mean and this he did deserve.
But poor Mrs del Mar, so frail, tiny and mousy!


 :-\
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 16, 2006, 06:56:34 pm
Another one.......


Far away from the grieving plain
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: JCinNYC2006 on June 16, 2006, 06:59:34 pm
Far away from the grieving plain
A man named Ennis hid his pain
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 16, 2006, 07:02:27 pm
Far away from the grieving plain
A man named Ennis hid his pain.
Then along came Jack who had a plan,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 16, 2006, 07:10:45 pm
Far away from the grieving plain
A man named Ennis hid his pain.
Then along came Jack who had a plan,
He knew for Ennis, he was The Man!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 16, 2006, 07:14:40 pm
Far away from the grieving plain
A man named Ennis hid his pain.
Then along came Jack who had a plan,
He knew for Ennis, he was The Man!
Their sweet mountain life felt right as rain.....
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 16, 2006, 10:39:30 pm
Another ... :)


He found twin shirts hanging in the closet,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: JCinNYC2006 on June 16, 2006, 10:45:53 pm
He found twin shirts hanging in the closet,
Into Mrs. Twist's bag the shirts he did deposit,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 16, 2006, 10:53:03 pm
He found twin shirts hanging in the closet,
Into Mrs. Twist's bag the shirts he did deposit,
He wept for Jack, missing him so bad.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: JCinNYC2006 on June 16, 2006, 11:00:21 pm
He found twin shirts hanging in the closet,
Into Mrs. Twist's bag the shirts he did deposit,
He wept for Jack, missing him so bad.
The shirts his remembrance of what they'd had,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 16, 2006, 11:05:19 pm
He found twin shirts hanging in the closet,
Into Mrs. Twist's bag the shirts he did deposit,
He wept for Jack, missing him so bad.
The shirts his remembrance of what they'd had,
His tears fell, his eyes leaking like a dripping faucet.


 :'(
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 17, 2006, 04:10:54 pm
Time for a new round:  ;)


Ennis was muscular, lean as a clothes-pole
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on June 17, 2006, 04:36:11 pm
Ennis was muscular, lean as a clothes-pole,
He couldn't rock, but he sure could roll,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 17, 2006, 05:28:53 pm
Ennis was muscular, lean as a clothes-pole,
He couldn't rock, but he sure could roll,
Jack was thin and could buck and twist,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on June 17, 2006, 08:41:37 pm
Ennis was muscular, lean as a clothes-pole,
He couldn't rock, but he sure could roll,
Jack was thin and could buck and twist,
and when he first saw Ennis, he couldn't resist
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 17, 2006, 08:47:11 pm
Ennis was muscular, lean as a clothes-pole,
He couldn't rock, but he sure could roll,
Jack was thin and could buck and twist,
and when he first saw Ennis, he couldn't resist
He was blown away, mind, body and soul!


 ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 18, 2006, 01:53:51 pm
Time to star another -  :)


Ennis was dizzy, drunk and on all fours,
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Post by: Mikaela on June 18, 2006, 02:51:43 pm
Ennis was dizzy, drunk and on all fours,
when he let his love for Jack run its course
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 19, 2006, 12:32:59 am
Ennis was dizzy, drunk and on all fours,
when he let his love for Jack run its course.
He was tired, sleepy, horny and drunk,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on June 19, 2006, 10:28:37 am
Ennis was dizzy, drunk and on all fours,
when he let his love for Jack run its course.
He was tired, sleepy, horny and drunk,
and into the cozy tent he would plunk,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on June 19, 2006, 10:55:24 am
Ennis was dizzy, drunk and on all fours,
when he let his love for Jack run its course.
He was tired, sleepy, horny and drunk,
and into the cozy tent he would plunk,
Knowing Jack would always be his horse.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 19, 2006, 11:12:59 am
Starting another very poetic one here:  ;)



The distant mountains beckoned them
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on June 19, 2006, 11:28:32 am
The distant mountains beckoned them,
To their powerful greatness, they would succumb
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Snowflakes on June 19, 2006, 12:19:54 pm
The distant mountains beckoned them,
To their powerful greatness, they would succumb
Kneeling to the kind of love
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 19, 2006, 12:39:36 pm
The distant mountains beckoned them,
To their powerful greatness, they would succumb
Kneeling to the kind of love
That is pure like a white dove.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on June 19, 2006, 12:51:21 pm
The distant mountains beckoned them,
To their powerful greatness, they would succumb
Kneeling to the kind of love
That is pure like a white dove.
The rose they continued to stem.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 19, 2006, 06:28:19 pm
Any one care for a Jack Nasty limerick??   ;D:


His aim was bad, Ennis knew how Jack sucked,



 ::)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: JCinNYC2006 on June 20, 2006, 01:37:22 am
His aim was bad, Ennis knew how Jack sucked,
"If I don't shoot an elk," Ennis thought, "we're phukt.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 20, 2006, 01:39:12 am
His aim was bad, Ennis knew how Jack sucked,
"If I don't shoot an elk," Ennis thought, "we're phukt.
So Ennis pulled out his big gun, "Gonna Shoot!"

 ::)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on June 20, 2006, 09:35:34 am
His aim was bad, Ennis knew how Jack sucked,
"If I don't shoot an elk," Ennis thought, "we're phukt.
So Ennis pulled out his big gun, "Gonna Shoot!",
"No more beans for dinner", he said with a hoot,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on June 20, 2006, 10:26:47 am
His aim was bad, Ennis knew how Jack sucked,
"If I don't shoot an elk," Ennis thought, "we're phukt.
So Ennis pulled out his big gun, "Gonna Shoot!",
"No more beans for dinner", he said with a hoot,
So tent games they began to conduct
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Snowflakes on June 20, 2006, 10:52:08 am
Fab!

The year was 1967
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 20, 2006, 11:28:55 am
The year was 1967,
Jack was meeting Ennis behind the 7/11.



 ;D
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Post by: Pipedream on June 20, 2006, 11:38:01 am
The year was 1967,
Jack was meeting Ennis behind the 7/11.
They kissed like mad

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Post by: ThePirateBride on June 20, 2006, 11:45:48 am
The year was 1967,
Jack was meeting Ennis behind the 7/11.
They kissed like mad
What a great time they had!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: JulietteMontague on June 20, 2006, 12:08:50 pm
The year was 1967,
Jack was meeting Ennis behind the 7/11.
They kissed like mad
What a great time they had!
Having on earth a bit of heaven!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 20, 2006, 01:49:10 pm
Another:


When he dreamed of Ennis, he broke into sweat
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 20, 2006, 01:50:53 pm
When he dreamed of Ennis, he broke into sweat
since he was the hottest guy Jack'd ever met
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 20, 2006, 01:56:15 pm
When he dreamed of Ennis, he broke into sweat
since he was the hottest guy Jack'd ever met,
so sportive and lean
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 20, 2006, 02:21:51 pm
When he dreamed of Ennis, he broke into sweat
since he was the hottest guy Jack'd ever met,
so sportive and lean
(although too fond of beans)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 20, 2006, 02:29:16 pm
When he dreamed of Ennis, he broke into sweat
since he was the hottest guy Jack'd ever met,
so sportive and lean
(although too fond of beans).
Ennis made his lusty dreams vivid, wild, and wet!


 ;D
I love them Jack Nasty limericks.. ::)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 20, 2006, 02:42:18 pm
Quote
I love them Jack Nasty limericks..
Well then, here's your opportunity for another!  ;)


The best part of Ennis? Jack grinned,



Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on June 20, 2006, 04:27:53 pm
The best part of Ennis? Jack grinned,
Is that he finally sinned!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Daniel on June 20, 2006, 04:30:01 pm
The best part of Ennis? Jack grinned,
Is that he finally sinned!
Within a dark tent,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 20, 2006, 04:31:08 pm
The best part of Ennis? Jack grinned,
Is that he finally sinned!
Within a dark tent,
He pounded Jack till he was spent,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Daniel on June 20, 2006, 04:33:40 pm
The best part of Ennis? Jack grinned,
Is that he finally sinned!
Within a dark tent,
He pounded Jack till he was spent.
They were sad when it came to an end.

Sorry, not the most limericky.
Better than:
Both lost so much weight they had thinned.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 20, 2006, 05:10:37 pm
Another Limerick Interlude!!   ;D


(http://www.bullybaby.com/Images/Bean_Limerick_1.jpg)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 20, 2006, 05:26:18 pm
No wonder Jack didn't like beans. Fleeing the cat piss smelling pup tent, only to end up sharing a tent smelling strongly of .......something explosively else, but equally bad.    ;D

So.... another limerick first line:


I can't smell no roses, said Jack
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 20, 2006, 05:48:20 pm
I can't smell no roses, said Jack
'Quit talking boy!' growled Ennis, 'On yer back!'



 :P
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Post by: Lumière on June 21, 2006, 01:06:34 pm
I can't smell no roses, said Jack
'Quit talking boy!' growled Ennis, 'On yer back!'
Jack's breathing quickened as he obeyed,



 :o
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Post by: ThePirateBride on June 21, 2006, 01:54:24 pm
I can't smell no roses, said Jack
'Quit talking boy!' growled Ennis, 'On yer back!'
Jack's breathing quickened as he obeyed,
And in that position he stayed
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 21, 2006, 02:01:01 pm
I can't smell no roses, said Jack
'Quit talking boy!' growled Ennis, 'On yer back!'
Jack's breathing quickened as he obeyed,
And in that position he stayed
He was blown away by Ennis' prowess in the sack!




That was hawt!   8)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on June 21, 2006, 02:28:35 pm
Yes, hawt, birthday girl!

The boys reunited in the stairwell
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 21, 2006, 02:52:29 pm
The boys reunited in the stairwell,
They could both feel their crotches swell,



 :P
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Post by: Snowflakes on June 21, 2006, 04:17:16 pm
The boys reunited in the stairwell,
They could both feel their crotches swell,
Their lips then met
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: southendmd on June 21, 2006, 04:20:01 pm
The boys reunited in the stairwell,
They could both feel their crotches swell,
Their lips then met,
The kiss was quite wet,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 21, 2006, 04:28:20 pm
The boys reunited in the stairwell,
They could both feel their crotches swell,
Their lips then met,
The kiss was quite wet,
they were re-defining the term "a hard sell".  ;)


Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 21, 2006, 04:36:18 pm
The boys reunited in the stairwell,
They could both feel their crotches swell,
Their lips then met,
The kiss was quite wet,
they were re-defining the term "a hard sell".  ;)

SWELL!  ;D

ANother:

They fell into the small motel bed,

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Post by: JCinNYC2006 on June 21, 2006, 06:11:58 pm
They fell into the small motel bed,
Body to body, head to head
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Post by: saucycobblers on June 21, 2006, 06:15:08 pm
They fell into the small motel bed,
Body to body, head to head
Naked as the day they were born,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 21, 2006, 06:53:20 pm
They fell into the small motel bed,
Body to body, head to head
Naked as the day they were born,
They made love till they were worn.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Snowflakes on June 22, 2006, 10:38:04 am
They fell into the small motel bed,
Body to body, head to head
Naked as the day they were born,
They made love till they were worn.
Their sexual hunger had been fed.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 22, 2006, 11:35:05 am
They fell into the small motel bed,
Body to body, head to head
Naked as the day they were born,
They made love till they were worn.
Their sexual hunger had been fed.

More applause!!  ;)

Another:

A lone cowboy arrives in Signal Wyoming,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Snowflakes on June 22, 2006, 11:48:33 am
A lone cowboy arrives in Signal Wyoming,
All his life he's been roaming
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 22, 2006, 11:50:50 am
A lone cowboy arrives in Signal Wyoming,
All his life he's been roaming.
All his possessions in a brown paper bag,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 22, 2006, 12:08:48 pm
A lone cowboy arrives in Signal Wyoming,
All his life he's been roaming.
All his possessions in a brown paper bag,
self-conscious, too serious, not planning to brag
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Snowflakes on June 22, 2006, 12:21:07 pm
A lone cowboy arrives in Signal Wyoming,
All his life he's been roaming.
All his possessions in a brown paper bag,
self-conscious, too serious, not planning to brag
For love will follow the gloaming.
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Post by: ThePirateBride on June 22, 2006, 12:28:04 pm
Splendid!   :D

Tenderly, they held each other in the dark
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Post by: Mikaela on June 22, 2006, 12:29:40 pm
Tenderly, they held each other in the dark
but heartache had already left its mark

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Post by: Lumière on June 22, 2006, 12:30:50 pm
Tenderly, they held each other in the dark
but heartache had already left its mark.
So many hopes crushed, words unsaid
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 22, 2006, 12:44:16 pm
Tenderly, they held each other in the dark
but heartache had already left its mark.
So many hopes crushed, words unsaid
dreams gone pale, plans left for dead



 :'(
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 22, 2006, 12:48:25 pm
Tenderly, they held each other in the dark
but heartache had already left its mark.
So many hopes crushed, words unsaid
dreams gone pale, plans left for dead
As they listened to the sad tunes of a distant lark.


 :'(
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 22, 2006, 12:50:40 pm
Something more upbeat!  :)


I wish to punch Jimbo the Clown
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 22, 2006, 12:52:47 pm
I wish to punch Jimbo the Clown
for making Jack feel sad and down
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 22, 2006, 01:02:54 pm
I wish to punch Jimbo the Clown
for making Jack feel sad and down.
Who the hell does he think he is?
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 22, 2006, 01:09:32 pm
I wish to punch Jimbo the Clown
for making Jack feel sad and down.
Who the hell does he think he is?
Well, a homophobe, that's hard to miss......
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: southendmd on June 22, 2006, 01:14:02 pm
I wish to punch Jimbo the Clown
for making Jack feel sad and down.
Who the hell does he think he is?
Well, a homophobe, that's hard to miss......
So he should be run out of town.
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Post by: Lumière on June 22, 2006, 01:26:20 pm
What in the hell happened to August?
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on June 22, 2006, 01:51:37 pm
What in the hell happened to August?
What do I do now with my lust?
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Post by: David on June 22, 2006, 01:55:04 pm

What in the hell happened to August?
What do I do now with my lust?
with Randall its just not the same,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 22, 2006, 01:58:15 pm
What in the hell happened to August?
What do I do now with my lust?
with Randall its just not the same,
He's femme and weak and tame.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Snowflakes on June 22, 2006, 02:01:27 pm
What in the hell happened to August?
What do I do now with my lust?
with Randall its just not the same,
He's femme and weak and tame.
Searching for Ennis is now a must.
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Post by: JulietteMontague on June 22, 2006, 02:35:17 pm
And again...

We don't know much about Fayette
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 22, 2006, 02:36:19 pm
We don't know much about Fayette,
She was quiet and submissive, I'd bet.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 22, 2006, 02:46:20 pm
We don't know much about Fayette,
She was quiet and submissive, I'd bet.
You knew she doted on Lureen,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: southendmd on June 22, 2006, 02:55:36 pm

We don't know much about Fayette,
She was quiet and submissive, I'd bet.
You knew she doted on Lureen,
whom she treated like a queen,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 22, 2006, 02:59:12 pm
We don't know much about Fayette,
She was quiet and submissive, I'd bet.
You knew she doted on Lureen,
whom she treated like a queen,
Her only mistake - not taking LD to the Vet.


 ;)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 22, 2006, 03:28:55 pm
Time for yet another one?


I think I'll shoot one of the sheep
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 22, 2006, 03:34:21 pm
I think I'll shoot one of the sheep
It could be a secret we can keep
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Post by: Mikaela on June 22, 2006, 03:35:58 pm
I think I'll shoot one of the sheep
It could be a secret we can keep
I'll make you such a meal
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 22, 2006, 03:37:17 pm
I think I'll shoot one of the sheep
It could be a secret we can keep
I'll make you such a meal
What d'you say?  It's a deal?
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 22, 2006, 03:39:36 pm
I think I'll shoot one of the sheep
It could be a secret we can keep
I'll make you such a meal
What d'you say?  It's a deal?

Yes! I'll end up in a satisfied heap!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on June 22, 2006, 05:08:57 pm
Such fun, let's go again!

Jack and Randall sat on the bench
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Snowflakes on June 22, 2006, 05:11:41 pm
Jack and Randall sat on the bench
Neither thinking about a wench
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 22, 2006, 05:16:43 pm
Jack and Randall sat on the bench
Neither thinking about a wench.
Nor of fishing, truth be told
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 22, 2006, 05:18:27 pm

Jack and Randall sat on the bench
Neither thinking about a wench.
Nor of fishing, truth be told
Randall thought: shall I be bold?
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: southendmd on June 22, 2006, 05:20:41 pm

Jack and Randall sat on the bench
Neither thinking about a wench.
Nor of fishing, truth be told
Randall thought: shall I be bold?
'Cuz this Jack, he's quite a mensch.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 22, 2006, 05:32:39 pm
Jack and Randall sat on the bench
Neither thinking about a wench.
Nor of fishing, truth be told
Randall thought: shall I be bold?
'Cuz this Jack, he's quite a mensch.

 ;)

Another:

Rodeoin' aint like it was in my Pa's day,

Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 22, 2006, 05:47:25 pm
Rodeoin' aint like it was in my Pa's day,
But I'll ride more than bulls, if I have my say
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: JCinNYC2006 on June 22, 2006, 05:55:33 pm
Rodeoin' aint like it was in my Pa's day,
But I'll ride more than bulls, if I have my say
Don't matter if he's clipped or not
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 22, 2006, 05:58:06 pm
Rodeoin' aint like it was in my Pa's day,
But I'll ride more than bulls, if I have my say
Don't matter if he's clipped or not
As long as he is smokin' hot!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 22, 2006, 06:00:13 pm
Rodeoin' aint like it was in my Pa's day,
But I'll ride more than bulls, if I have my say
Don't matter if he's clipped or not
As long as he is smokin' hot!
You'll not stop me then! Just get out of my way!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 22, 2006, 06:59:02 pm
Them lucky sheep sure got an eyeful   :o
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 22, 2006, 07:03:26 pm
Them lucky sheep sure got an eyeful
when Jack and Ennis got playful
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 22, 2006, 07:05:41 pm
Them lucky sheep sure got an eyeful
when Jack and Ennis got playful
The moans they must've heard,   :o
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 22, 2006, 07:08:39 pm
Them lucky sheep sure got an eyeful
when Jack and Ennis got playful
The moans they must've heard,
overheated the herd
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 22, 2006, 07:11:52 pm
Them lucky sheep sure got an eyeful
when Jack and Ennis got playful
The moans they must've heard,
overheated the herd
Especially when, of Jack, Ennis took a mouthful.


:o 8)
I got bitten by that Jack Nasty bug again! lol
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 22, 2006, 07:33:04 pm
Well, I bet the sheep would much rather see them with those kinds of mouthfuls than with their mouths full of mutton!  :P

I did *not* just say that! :o  :o


Better start another, prim and proper one quickly:


Ennis took his daughters to town
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 22, 2006, 07:36:35 pm
Ennis took his daughters to town,
When he was with them, never a frown.



p/s Mikaela - cheers for changing the limerick on me like that... :laugh:
What happened with "Ennis loved his lil girls" ..lol
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 22, 2006, 08:18:13 pm
Ennis took his daughters to town,
When he was with them, never a frown.
He bought them ice cream



Heh - keeping you on your toes there?   ;) Nah- just that I didn't know you were already on the case.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 22, 2006, 08:30:37 pm
Ennis took his daughters to town,
When he was with them, never a frown.
He bought them ice cream
They were quite the splendid team
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Snowflakes on June 22, 2006, 09:09:00 pm
Ennis took his daughters to town,
When he was with them, never a frown.
He bought them ice cream
They were quite the splendid team
For with his girls he could smile like a clown.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 22, 2006, 10:59:04 pm
ANother? ;)


I'll make him eat the phukin' floor   >:(
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 23, 2006, 08:13:17 am
I'll make him eat the phukin' floor,-
he screamed, - and then ran for the door
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 23, 2006, 08:48:03 am
I'll make him eat the phukin' floor,-
he screamed, - and then ran for the door
Now what?  Alma she knew!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on June 23, 2006, 09:11:18 am
I'll make him eat the phukin' floor,-
he screamed, - and then ran for the door
Now what?  Alma she knew!
He raced down to the Black and Blue,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 23, 2006, 09:38:57 am
I'll make him eat the phukin' floor,-
he screamed, - and then ran for the door
Now what?  Alma she knew!
He raced down to the Black and Blue,
Ennis couldn't hide his love for Jack any more.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on June 23, 2006, 11:26:49 am
Okay, David, that's good for another start!   :)

Ennis said "Jack, I'm so horny"
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Snowflakes on June 23, 2006, 11:36:35 am
Ennis said "Jack, I'm so horny
And at the risk of sounding corny
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Post by: Lumière on June 23, 2006, 11:45:23 am
Ennis said "Jack, I'm so horny
And at the risk of sounding corny
You got the best-looking toosh I ever saw.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 23, 2006, 12:18:28 pm
Ennis said "Jack, I'm so horny
And at the risk of sounding corny
You got the best-looking toosh I ever saw.
Now listen, I'll lay down the law
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 23, 2006, 12:41:26 pm
Ennis said "Jack, I'm so horny
And at the risk of sounding corny
You got the best-looking toosh I ever saw.
Now listen, I'll lay down the law
We walk this road together, 'tis our journey!


 ;)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on June 23, 2006, 01:00:34 pm
Marvelous!   More, more, more!   :)

Ennis learned the news via the US mail
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 23, 2006, 01:02:07 pm
Ennis learned the news via the US mail
He was crushed, his heart 'bout to fail   :(
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 23, 2006, 01:03:28 pm
Ennis learned the news via the US mail
He was crushed, his heart 'bout to fail.   
That one word "Deceased"
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 23, 2006, 01:15:22 pm
Ennis learned the news via the US mail
He was crushed, his heart 'bout to fail.   
That one word "Deceased"
Was crushing, he couldn't be appeased
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 23, 2006, 01:20:12 pm
Ennis learned the news via the US mail
He was crushed, his heart 'bout to fail.   
That one word "Deceased"
Was crushing, he couldn't be appeased.
't was a sad, tragic end to their tale.

 :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Snowflakes on June 23, 2006, 01:47:50 pm
Boo hoo hoo! :'(  Let's try a happy one!

Jack made Ennis smile so very wide
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on June 23, 2006, 02:19:21 pm
Jack made Ennis smile so very wide,
They were at their best when they were side by side,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 23, 2006, 02:21:53 pm
Jack made Ennis smile so very wide,
They were at their best when they were side by side.
In midday sun or late at night
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 23, 2006, 03:17:36 pm
Jack made Ennis smile so very wide,
They were at their best when they were side by side.
In midday sun or late at night,
when Jack washed clothes it was quite a sight
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: southendmd on June 23, 2006, 03:21:39 pm

Jack made Ennis smile so very wide,
They were at their best when they were side by side.
In midday sun or late at night,
when Jack washed clothes it was quite a sight,
They were together as long as they could ride.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 23, 2006, 03:53:42 pm
Good one!  Another:


He fumbled with his belt buckle, breathing hard    :o
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 23, 2006, 03:58:41 pm
He fumbled with his belt buckle, breathing hard   
was bettin' everything on this one card:
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on June 23, 2006, 04:34:20 pm
He fumbled with his belt buckle, breathing hard   
was bettin' everything on this one card:
Removing it, his bottom was bare
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 23, 2006, 04:56:54 pm
He fumbled with his belt buckle, breathing hard   
was bettin' everything on this one card:
Removing it, his bottom was bare,
Ennis wasn't running, that means he did care!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Snowflakes on June 23, 2006, 05:16:12 pm
He fumbled with his belt buckle, breathing hard   
was bettin' everything on this one card:
Removing it, his bottom was bare,
Ennis wasn't running, that means he did care!
Betwixt them no holds were barred!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 23, 2006, 06:03:44 pm
He fumbled with his belt buckle, breathing hard   
was bettin' everything on this one card:
Removing it, his bottom was bare,
Ennis wasn't running, that means he did care!
Betwixt them no holds were barred!

Sweet!  ;D

Another...Along the same racy wavelength  ;)


Ennis grabbed his shoulders, rolling in the dirt
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 23, 2006, 06:05:46 pm
Ennis grabbed his shoulders, rolling in the dirt,
stop it Jack, this is no time to Flirt,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 23, 2006, 06:08:42 pm
Ennis grabbed his shoulders, rolling in the dirt,
stop it Jack, this is no time to Flirt,
Let's get down to it, I'm burning
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 23, 2006, 06:10:55 pm
Ennis grabbed his shoulders, rolling in the dirt,
stop it Jack, this is no time to Flirt,
Let's get down to it, I'm burning
my heart is for you is yearning,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 23, 2006, 06:44:52 pm
Ennis grabbed his shoulders, rolling in the dirt,
stop it Jack, this is no time to Flirt,
Let's get down to it, I'm burning
my heart is for you is yearning,
His hands groped Jack as he tore off his shirt.

 :o
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 23, 2006, 07:14:58 pm
Ok..I waited for someone else to start another limerick..still nothing..so why dont I?  lol .. ;D


Damn!  It ain't  like this with girls,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 23, 2006, 11:31:36 pm
Damn!  It ain't  like this with girls,
said Jack, as he kissed Ennis' curls.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 23, 2006, 11:33:29 pm
We were wondering how that was going to rhyme!   LOL
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 23, 2006, 11:34:58 pm

Damn!  It ain't  like this with girls,
said Jack, as he kissed Ennis' curls.
I love everything about you from head to toe,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 23, 2006, 11:39:08 pm
We were wondering how that was going to rhyme!   LOL

I realised that coz nobody was responding ...lol  ;D


Damn!  It ain't  like this with girls,
said Jack, as he kissed Ennis' curls.
I love everything about you from head to toe,
Next time, let's do it nice and slow
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 23, 2006, 11:44:55 pm
Fine ...I'll finish the limerick ...tsk tsk... :laugh:


Damn!  It ain't  like this with girls,
said Jack, as he kissed Ennis' curls.
I love everything about you from head to toe,
Next time, let's do it nice and slow
When you kiss me, my whole world swirls!


 ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 23, 2006, 11:50:58 pm
Good job!!   ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 24, 2006, 12:01:54 am
WooHooo  ;D

Ok...a more reasonable limerick this time (it's not fun doing it all by myself.. ;D )


I'd love to be Ennis' warsh rag   ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on June 24, 2006, 12:15:56 am
I'd love to be Ennis' warsh rag
Be almost as good as a long shag
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 24, 2006, 12:28:48 am
LOL!


I'd love to be Ennis' warsh rag
Be almost as good as a long shag
All over his face, arms, legs and d**k     


 :o 8)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 24, 2006, 12:32:48 am
I'd love to be Ennis' warsh rag
Be almost as good as a long shag
All over his face, arms, legs and d**k     
A lil' water, a bit of clear slick...
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 24, 2006, 12:43:52 am
I'd love to be Ennis' warsh rag
Be almost as good as a long shag
All over his face, arms, legs and d**k     
A lil' water, a bit of clear slick...
I'd savor his taut muscles, def'nitely no sag...



 ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 24, 2006, 03:15:03 am

Time for a new one:  :)

Young Ennis was highly attractive
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 24, 2006, 04:28:38 am
Young Ennis was highly attractive
and Jack Twist was Ennis-reactive
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 24, 2006, 06:50:09 am
Young Ennis was highly attractive
and Jack Twist was Ennis-reactive
They were handsome young bucks,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 24, 2006, 07:20:27 am

Young Ennis was highly attractive
and Jack Twist was Ennis-reactive
They were handsome young bucks,
Yearning hard for some f*cks

(Sorry, but what else rhymes here??) ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 24, 2006, 07:50:47 am
Young Ennis was highly attractive
and Jack Twist was Ennis-reactive
They were handsome young bucks,
Yearning hard for some f*cks ,
their days on the mountain were Active!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 24, 2006, 03:39:47 pm
Active with a capital A, sure enough!    ;) 
We shouldn't let the limericking marathon end - we're moving towards a 1,000 posts!

Next:


It's Saturday, we could smarten up
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on June 24, 2006, 04:31:59 pm
It's Saturday, we could smarten up,
Let's go to the church social after we sup,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 24, 2006, 04:51:31 pm
It's Saturday, we could smarten up,
Let's go to the church social after we sup.
We'll be polite, and nod and smile
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on June 24, 2006, 05:05:28 pm
It's Saturday, we could smarten up,
Let's go to the church social after we sup.
We'll be polite, and nod and smile
Even to those who happen to be vile
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 24, 2006, 05:29:43 pm
It's Saturday, we could smarten up,
Let's go to the church social after we sup.
We'll be polite, and nod and smile
Even to those who happen to be vile.
Jack'll swirl in the hot dark o'my coffee cup.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on June 24, 2006, 08:31:24 pm
Very nice!   :)

The fireworks lit up the night sky
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on June 24, 2006, 08:44:47 pm
The fireworks lit up the night sky
The children didn't even cry
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Snowflakes on June 24, 2006, 09:40:21 pm
The fireworks lit up the night sky
The children didn't even cry
Ennis drew some blood
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on June 24, 2006, 10:08:58 pm

The fireworks lit up the night sky
The children didn't even cry
Ennis drew some blood
Dealing with some crud
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 25, 2006, 04:15:17 am
The fireworks lit up the night sky
The children didn't even cry
Ennis drew some blood
Dealing with some crud
Helping bikers learn to fly
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 25, 2006, 01:04:18 pm
Another  :)

This lad named Ennis was from Sage,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on June 25, 2006, 03:10:45 pm
This lad named Ennis was from Sage,
He hardly spoke, but he was full of rage,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 25, 2006, 03:26:37 pm
This lad named Ennis was from Sage,
He hardly spoke, but he was full of rage,
Got himself engaged to a lass called Alma
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on June 25, 2006, 04:20:14 pm
This lad named Ennis was from Sage,
He hardly spoke, but he was full of rage,
Got himself engaged to a lass called Alma,
and they planned a very simple wedding gala,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 25, 2006, 04:23:11 pm
This lad named Ennis was from Sage,
He hardly spoke, but he was full of rage,
Got himself engaged to a lass called Alma,
and they planned a very simple wedding gala,
but after that he felt trapped in a cage.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 25, 2006, 05:43:23 pm
Another ... ;)

Poor lil Jenny suffered from asthma
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on June 25, 2006, 11:00:50 pm
Poor lil Jenny suffered from asthma
Continual wheezing made her feel blah
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 25, 2006, 11:11:16 pm
Poor lil Jenny suffered from asthma
Continual wheezing made her feel blah
The poor little thing,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on June 26, 2006, 08:11:52 am
Poor lil Jenny suffered from asthma
Continual wheezing made her feel blah
The poor little thing,
So much suff-er-ing,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on June 26, 2006, 10:44:44 am
Poor lil Jenny suffered from asthma
Continual wheezing made her feel blah
The poor little thing,
So much suff-er-ing,
For her as well as her Ma and Pa.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 26, 2006, 10:48:51 am
There was a Grocer named Monroe,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on June 26, 2006, 11:20:25 am
There was a Grocer named Monroe,
who understood Alma's woe,
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Post by: ThePirateBride on June 26, 2006, 11:24:02 am
There was a Grocer named Monroe,
who understood Alma's woe,
He wanted a piece
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Post by: Fran on June 26, 2006, 11:54:28 am
There was a Grocer named Monroe,
who understood Alma's woe,
He wanted a piece
of her to release
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on June 26, 2006, 12:00:15 pm
There was a Grocer named Monroe,
who understood Alma's woe,
He wanted a piece
of her to release,
and couldn't wait to become her beau.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 26, 2006, 12:06:38 pm
Woohoo!  More ..;)


Ennis snapped, "I came upon a bear!"
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on June 26, 2006, 12:19:06 pm
Ennis snapped, "I came upon a bear!",
"All we got is beans", he said in despair,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Snowflakes on June 26, 2006, 12:48:25 pm
Ennis snapped, "I came upon a bear!",
"All we got is beans", he said in despair,
Jack said, "Let's have mutton!"
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 26, 2006, 12:52:12 pm
Ennis snapped, "I came upon a bear!",
"All we got is beans", he said in despair,
Jack said, "Let's have mutton!"
Ennis frowned, still cute as a button
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on June 26, 2006, 12:56:13 pm
Ennis snapped, "I came upon a bear!",
"All we got is beans", he said in despair,
Jack said, "Let's have mutton!"
Ennis frowned, still cute as a button
And at Jack's crotch he had to stare!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 26, 2006, 01:55:26 pm
Another:  ;)


'Twas fun at Don Wroe's cabin, like a honeymoon
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Post by: ThePirateBride on June 26, 2006, 02:06:16 pm
'Twas fun at Don Wroe's cabin, like a honeymoon
Like newlyweds in the month of June
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Post by: Lumière on June 26, 2006, 02:40:31 pm
'Twas fun at Don Wroe's cabin, like a honeymoon
Like newlyweds in the month of June.
Making love was all they did,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on June 26, 2006, 04:27:04 pm
'Twas fun at Don Wroe's cabin, like a honeymoon
Like newlyweds in the month of June.
Making love was all they did,
'Cause it was their id
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Post by: Daniel on June 26, 2006, 04:37:03 pm
'Twas fun at Don Wroe's cabin, like a honeymoon
Like newlyweds in the month of June.
Making love was all they did,
'Cause it was their id
That gave 'em the sex drive of a baboon.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 26, 2006, 04:40:11 pm
'Twas fun at Don Wroe's cabin, like a honeymoon
Like newlyweds in the month of June.
Making love was all they did,
'Cause it was their id
That gave 'em the sex drive of a baboon.

sex drive of a baboon??  :laugh:

Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Snowflakes on June 26, 2006, 04:45:11 pm
Okay, well, it rhymes!   :laugh:

Jimbo surely thought 'bout it twice
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 26, 2006, 04:47:22 pm
Jimbo surely thought 'bout it twice
Cause Jack, no doubt, was kinda nice!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on June 26, 2006, 05:04:02 pm
Jimbo surely thought 'bout it twice
Cause Jack, no doubt, was kinda nice!
He'd be deeply sighing
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 26, 2006, 05:07:14 pm
Jimbo surely thought 'bout it twice
Cause Jack, no doubt, was kinda nice!
He'd be deeply sighing
Jack was desperate, horny, dying...
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 26, 2006, 05:29:34 pm
Jimbo surely thought 'bout it twice
Cause Jack, no doubt, was kinda nice!
He'd be deeply sighing
Jack was desperate, horny, dying...
But Jimbo was scared, so'n Scheiß!

(Ahem, "So'n Scheiß" = German for "such a shit!"; bad style, I know, but it rhymes!!)  ;D 
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on June 27, 2006, 10:42:54 am
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Monroe is kind hearted but dorky
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on June 27, 2006, 11:53:14 am
Monroe is kind hearted but dorky
And also a little bit porky
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Becky on June 27, 2006, 11:55:04 am
Monroe is kind hearted but dorky
And also a little bit porky
He loves his pipe
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on June 27, 2006, 12:02:59 pm
Monroe is kind hearted but dorky
And also a little bit porky
He loves his pipe
And the floor he may wipe
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on June 27, 2006, 12:23:27 pm
Monroe is kind hearted but dorky
And also a little bit porky
He loves his pipe
And the floor he may wipe
At the local diner Knife & Forky!

As Ennis washed he pots and pans,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on June 27, 2006, 12:36:30 pm
As Ennis washed he pots and pans,
The horizon he still scans
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 27, 2006, 12:39:17 pm
As Ennis washed the pots and pans,
The horizon he still scans;
He saw Jack, wishing he could be with him
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on June 27, 2006, 02:25:54 pm
As Ennis washed the pots and pans,
The horizon he still scans;
He saw Jack, wishing he could be with him
Maybe he'll ride down on a whim
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 27, 2006, 02:29:44 pm
As Ennis washed the pots and pans,
The horizon he still scans;
He saw Jack, wishing he could be with him
Maybe he'll ride down on a whim
Ennis watched intently, Jack deserved more than a glance.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 27, 2006, 09:34:50 pm
Another ...


'I wouldn't mind sleeping out there',
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on June 28, 2006, 12:18:04 am
I wouldn't mind sleeping out there,
Them coyotes better beware!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 28, 2006, 03:19:52 am
I wouldn't mind sleeping out there,
Them coyotes better beware!
For I got a gun
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on June 28, 2006, 09:16:50 am
I wouldn't mind sleeping out there,
Them coyotes better beware!
For I got a gun
And it would be fun
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 28, 2006, 09:30:40 am
I wouldn't mind sleeping out there,
Them coyotes better beware!
For I got a gun
And it would be fun,
come with me if you dare!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: JulietteMontague on June 28, 2006, 10:47:57 am
How nice!   :D

Jack can certainly peel a potato

Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on June 28, 2006, 11:04:46 am
Jack can certainly peel a potato
Dreaming of his inamorato
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on June 28, 2006, 11:20:18 am
Jack can certainly peel a potato
Dreaming of his inamorato
He whips off that peel
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on June 28, 2006, 11:38:10 am
Jack can certainly peel a potato
Dreaming of his inamorato
He whips off that peel
Preparing the meal
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 28, 2006, 11:44:20 am
Jack can certainly peel a potato
Dreaming of his inamorato
He whips off that peel
Preparing the meal
While staring at Ennis's Tomatoes!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on June 28, 2006, 11:47:27 am
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! *chuckles and wipes tear from eye*  :laugh:

Thanks David. That one made me laugh a lot.  ;D

Ennis's clothes were very, very dirty
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 28, 2006, 11:51:26 am
Ennis's clothes were very, very dirty
But it never stopped Jack from being flirty
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on June 28, 2006, 12:03:14 pm
Ennis's clothes were very, very dirty
But it never stopped Jack from being flirty
"I could wash them if you like?"
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 28, 2006, 12:07:57 pm
Ennis's clothes were very, very dirty
But it never stopped Jack from being flirty
"I could wash them if you like?"
"But I'd really rather ride you like a bike!"
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on June 28, 2006, 12:11:18 pm
Ennis's clothes were very, very dirty
But it never stopped Jack from being flirty
"I could wash them if you like?"
"But I'd really rather ride you like a bike!"
"Cos Jack, you are sooo purty!"

Jack's truck approached in the distance,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on June 28, 2006, 12:25:58 pm
Jack's truck approached in the distance,
Ennis awaited the stranger without any resistance,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 28, 2006, 12:26:42 pm
Jack's truck approached in the distance,
Ennis looked up, throwing a glance
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on June 28, 2006, 02:40:10 pm
Jack's truck approached in the distance,
Ennis looked up, throwing a glance
At this cute young cowboy
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 28, 2006, 02:59:35 pm
Jack's truck approached in the distance,
Ennis looked up, throwing a glance
At this cute young cowboy
and at once hatched a ploy
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 28, 2006, 03:03:04 pm
Jack's truck approached in the distance,
Ennis looked up, throwing a glance
At this cute young cowboy
and at once hatched a ploy
But reconsidered, 'With him, I got no chance!"

 :)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 28, 2006, 03:04:10 pm
Another... ;)


Jack pounded the shirt with a big stick,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on June 28, 2006, 04:22:53 pm
Jack pounded the shirt with a big stick,
While dreaming of a big dick
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 28, 2006, 04:31:39 pm
Jack pounded the shirt with a big stick,
While dreaming of a big dick
As he recalled the night before
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on June 28, 2006, 04:33:49 pm

Jack pounded the shirt with a big stick,
While dreaming of a big dick
As he recalled the night before
He knew he wanted an encore
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 28, 2006, 05:22:58 pm
Jack pounded the shirt with a big stick,
While dreaming of a big dick
As he recalled the night before
He knew he wanted an encore
Twas what he wanted to touch, grab and lick.


 ::) :P
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on June 28, 2006, 05:32:54 pm
Yes!   ;)

Ennis could've had Jack all those years
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Snowflakes on June 28, 2006, 05:39:19 pm
Ennis could've had Jack all those years
Instead he married Alma Beers
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Midnight24 on June 28, 2006, 06:33:28 pm
Ennis could've had Jack all those years
Instead he married Alma Beers
Together they stayed
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on June 28, 2006, 06:50:01 pm
Ennis could've had Jack all those years
Instead he married Alma Beers
Together they stayed
And two children they made
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 28, 2006, 06:52:51 pm
Ennis could've had Jack all those years
Instead he married Alma Beers
Together they stayed
And two children they made
But there was more sorrow than cheers.

 :(
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on June 28, 2006, 07:56:27 pm
The stud duck refused to let Jack's ashes go,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Midnight24 on June 28, 2006, 08:02:07 pm
The stud duck refused to let Jack's ashes go,
So Ennis left the house in sorrow,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 28, 2006, 09:15:11 pm
The stud duck refused to let Jack's ashes go,
So Ennis left the house in sorrow,
Clutching a brown paper bag,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on June 28, 2006, 10:12:54 pm
The stud duck refused to let Jack's ashes go,
So Ennis left the house in sorrow,
Clutching a brown paper bag,
Suppressing the urge to gag,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 28, 2006, 11:25:59 pm
The stud duck refused to let Jack's ashes go,
So Ennis left the house in sorrow,
Clutching a brown paper bag,
Suppressing the urge to gag,
As the tears fell, he kept his down, low.

 :'(
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 28, 2006, 11:29:48 pm
There are 9 more posts before we get to 1000 posts on this thread ...!! :D


'I might head over to my daddy's place ...'
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on June 28, 2006, 11:39:14 pm
"I might head over to my daddy's place,"
A hopeful Jack stressed the "might" just in case
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 28, 2006, 11:52:13 pm
"I might head over to my daddy's place,"
A hopeful Jack stressed the "might" just in case
Ennis grunted, "I'll see ya around"
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on June 29, 2006, 12:05:14 am

"I might head over to my daddy's place,"
A hopeful Jack stressed the "might" just in case
Ennis grunted, "I'll see ya around"
'Cause his feelings he kept underground
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 29, 2006, 12:24:53 am

"I might head over to my daddy's place,"
A hopeful Jack stressed the "might" just in case
Ennis grunted, "I'll see ya around"
'Cause his feelings he kept underground
And his cowboy-hat covered his face.

 :-\
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 29, 2006, 12:29:31 am
Whoa, whoa...It aint gonna be that way,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 29, 2006, 01:47:18 am
"Whoa, whoa...It aint gonna be that way,"
Ennis said to Jack's dismay.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 29, 2006, 01:50:26 am
"Whoa, whoa...It aint gonna be that way,"
Ennis said to Jack's dismay.
He broke Jack's heart.

 :(
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 29, 2006, 01:53:35 am
"Whoa, whoa...It aint gonna be that way,"
Ennis said to Jack's dismay.
He broke Jack's heart.
That wasn't so smart!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 29, 2006, 01:57:34 am
"Whoa, whoa...It aint gonna be that way,"
Ennis said to Jack's dismay.
He broke Jack's heart.
That wasn't so smart!
Jack had hoped Ennis would say: "I'm gay!"

----------  ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 29, 2006, 01:59:03 am
1000 Posts !!!


We can celebrate with some of our Completed Limericks:
  ;D


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(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/Lrick4.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/pinkbigdiv.gif)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/Lrick2.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/pinkbigdiv.gif)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/Lrick3.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/pinkbigdiv.gif)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/Lrick6.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/pinkbigdiv.gif)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/Lrick5.jpg)

Woohoo!!  :D


Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 29, 2006, 01:59:35 am

Whoo whoo! 1.000 Posts!!! Congratulations everybody!!
   :o ;D ;)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 29, 2006, 02:02:30 am
Where is Nicky?
Cheers for starting this thread!!


 :-*
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on June 29, 2006, 08:10:24 am
Where is Nicky?
Cheers for starting this thread!!


 :-*

Here I am!! Here I am!! In celebration of this monumentous achievement I would like to say a few words...

*Ascends podium*

*Coughs* *Clears throat*

Ahem... friends and fellow Brokies, I had no idea when starting this thread what a behemoth I'd created.

*Pauses for significance of achievement to spread amongst reverent audience*

Having achieved the dizzy heights of 26 posts on the IMdB version I thought that 50 would be a good haul. Little did I realise the Bettermost community's capacity for fun and filth!

*Chuckles*

My thanks must go to the other posters who have done much more than I to keep this thread going... Pipedream... Snowflakes... DavidinHartford... Ray... Fran-E... Memento... Mikaela... thePirateBride... Becky... Daniel... all other contributors... but a special mention must go to Lucise! Honey, I feel like this is your thread.

*Nods and applaudes Lucise, who nods back and wipes a tear from her eye*

Lucise's sterling work in compiling our finished limericks, and her contributions - too numerous to mention - have kept my dream alive...

*Breaks down and weeps* *Beckons for a handkerchief and blows nose loudly*

*Sniff* Thankyou all...

*Leaves podium to thunderous applause*

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on June 29, 2006, 09:00:25 am
Congratulations, everyone, and thank you, Nicky, for starting the file.  It really has been fun.

Fran
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on June 29, 2006, 09:49:58 am
Thank you for allowing us to express our feeling about Jack and Ennis in rhyme.
It has been great fun to participate in this joint effort.
Sandy
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on June 29, 2006, 10:12:41 am
When Eniss had moved in the tent
His hand to Jack's groin it did went
Jack grabbed him with glee
Said, get on your knee
I sure didnt know you were bent.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on June 29, 2006, 10:26:00 am
There were two boys from Wyoming
Who tended the sheep that were roaming
Then on the cold nights
Their love reached new heights
And the sheep couldnt sleep for the moaning..
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on June 29, 2006, 10:33:13 am
Weyhey, Katie's off and running on her own limerick steam train! Nice one Katie!

Jack sure fancied Jimbo the Clown,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on June 29, 2006, 10:53:42 am
Jack sure fancied Jimbo the Clown,
and got very upset when he was turned down,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on June 29, 2006, 10:55:24 am
Jack sure fancied Jimbo the Clown,
and got very upset when he was turned down,
So Jack settled for Lureen
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on June 29, 2006, 10:57:05 am
Jack sure fancied Jimbo the Clown,
and got very upset when he was turned down,
So Jack settled for Lureen,
who was a Rodeo queen,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on June 29, 2006, 11:12:48 am
Im on a bit of a roll...this is no.3......shit, im a poet and dont know et......

They said their goodbyes thru the tears
And left with their own hidden fears
Then a card came by post
Said "I miss you the most"
And they met after four fuckin years....
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Snowflakes on June 29, 2006, 11:27:00 am
Jack sure fancied Jimbo the Clown,
and got very upset when he was turned down,
So Jack settled for Lureen,
who was a Rodeo queen,
And they created a home uptown.

Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 29, 2006, 11:53:31 am
Great speech there Nicky!!   ;D

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/animhandclap.gif)

Ok..another:  :)

'I can't wait till August', Jack cried

Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on June 29, 2006, 12:10:01 pm
'I can't wait till August', Jack cried
'My nuts ache so much I near died',
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on June 29, 2006, 12:15:04 pm
'I can't wait till August', Jack cried
'My nuts ache so much I near died,
I need you every day
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 29, 2006, 12:16:15 pm
'I can't wait till August', Jack cried
'My nuts ache so much I near died',
I need you every day,
my life is in so much dismay
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on June 29, 2006, 12:22:28 pm
'I can't wait till August', Jack cried
'My nuts ache so much I near died',
I need you every day,
my life is in so much dismay
I want to be your bride!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 29, 2006, 12:39:48 pm
'I can't wait till August', Jack cried
'My nuts ache so much I near died',
I need you every day,
my life is in so much dismay
I want to be your bride!

 ;D Awesome! 

How 'bout a stupid one ..lol:

I'd pay Jack and Ennis to live with me,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on June 29, 2006, 01:51:03 pm
I'd pay Jack and Ennis to live with me,
It would fill me with so much glee
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on June 29, 2006, 01:53:51 pm
I'd pay Jack and Ennis to live with me,
It would fill me with so much glee
We'd play the whole day,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 29, 2006, 02:00:22 pm
I'd pay Jack and Ennis to live with me,
It would fill me with so much glee
We'd play the whole day,
Or I could just watch 'em both play


 ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on June 29, 2006, 02:05:13 pm
I'd pay Jack and Ennis to live with me,
It would fill me with so much glee
We'd play the whole day,
Or I could just watch 'em both play
As could others - for just a small fee!

I sure wish I was Ennis's warsh-rag,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 29, 2006, 02:11:13 pm
I sure wish I was Ennis's warsh-rag,
I'd touch all his bits, the yound Stag!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on June 29, 2006, 02:18:08 pm
I sure wish I was Ennis's warsh-rag,
I'd touch all his bits, the yound Stag!
I'd go all round his nethers
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Post by: Snowflakes on June 29, 2006, 02:27:06 pm
I sure wish I was Ennis's warsh-rag,
I'd touch all his bits, the yound Stag!
I'd go all round his nethers
As gentle as with feathers
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 29, 2006, 02:40:04 pm
I sure wish I was Ennis's warsh-rag,
I'd touch all his bits, the yound Stag!
I'd go all round his nethers
As gentle as with feathers
and for his pole I'd be the flag.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 29, 2006, 03:08:14 pm
I sure wish I was Ennis's warsh-rag,
I'd touch all his bits, the yound Stag!
I'd go all round his nethers
As gentle as with feathers
and for his pole I'd be the flag.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: JulietteMontague on June 29, 2006, 04:07:15 pm
Good one!   :laugh:

Sheep were mixed up on the mountain
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on June 29, 2006, 04:16:07 pm
Sheep were mixed up on the mountain,
They got all confused with the countin'
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on June 29, 2006, 04:27:05 pm
Sheep were mixed up on the mountain,
They got all confused with the countin'
As Jack dragged sheep around,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on June 29, 2006, 04:29:29 pm
Sheep were mixed up on the mountain,
They got all confused with the countin'
As Jack dragged sheep around,
Putting them on separate ground
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 29, 2006, 04:31:09 pm
Sheep were mixed up on the mountain,
They got all confused with the countin'
As Jack dragged sheep around,
Putting them on separate ground
He wished on him Ennis was mountin' .


 ;)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on June 29, 2006, 05:01:02 pm
 :D

Lureen was acting like a slut
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 29, 2006, 05:39:17 pm
Lureen was acting like a slut
She was a hot rodeo queen, but
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on June 29, 2006, 05:40:42 pm
Lureen was acting like a slut
She was a hot rodeo queen, but
She was in a hurry
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 29, 2006, 06:16:09 pm
Lureen was acting like a slut
She was a hot rodeo queen, but
She was in a hurry
She didn't even have time for a curry.



 :laugh: ...
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on June 29, 2006, 06:29:32 pm
Lureen was acting like a slut
She was a hot rodeo queen, but
She was in a hurry
She didn't even have time for a curry.
She wanted to get straight down and rut  :P

And let's face it, who wouldn't with Jack all horny and waitin' for ya!  :P

"Sheep sure are stupid" said Jack
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 29, 2006, 06:34:50 pm
And let's face it, who wouldn't with Jack all horny and waitin' for ya!  :P
I'd still go for the curry first ... ;D  :P


"Sheep sure are stupid" said Jack
All sense of direction, they lack
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 29, 2006, 10:32:12 pm
"Sheep sure are stupid" said Jack
All sense of direction, they lack,
Thankgod we have the dogs to help us,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 29, 2006, 10:47:44 pm
"Sheep sure are stupid" said Jack
All sense of direction, they lack,
Thankgod we have the dogs to help us,
Otherwise Aguirre'll start to fuss.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on June 29, 2006, 11:04:08 pm
"Sheep sure are stupid" said Jack
All sense of direction, they lack,
Thankgod we have the dogs to help us,
Otherwise Aguirre'll start to fuss.
and we are not in a hurry to go Back!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on June 30, 2006, 05:50:19 am

They said they were goin out fishin
But it certainly wasnt their mission
Lines did not get wet
And they dont need the net
They just wanted to try new positions..
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on June 30, 2006, 05:51:49 am
okay okay....i'll start one.......

When Ennis and Jack were in bed
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on June 30, 2006, 06:01:27 am
When Ennis and Jack were in bed
Carrying on like they waz wed
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on June 30, 2006, 09:12:34 am



He turned Jack on over
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on June 30, 2006, 11:00:38 am
When Ennis and Jack were in bed
Carrying on like they waz wed
He turned Jack on over
And even with a hangover
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on June 30, 2006, 11:41:26 am
When Ennis and Jack were in bed
Carrying on like they waz wed
He turned Jack on over
And even with a hangover
He proceeded full speed ahead.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on June 30, 2006, 11:47:13 am


He looked at his mate oh so tender
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 30, 2006, 12:04:59 pm
He looked at his mate oh so tender,
they'd been partying, having a bender.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on June 30, 2006, 12:12:14 pm
He looked at his mate oh so tender,
they'd been partying, having a bender.
Their bladders were full
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 30, 2006, 12:17:20 pm
He looked at his mate oh so tender,
they'd been partying, having a bender.
Their bladders were full,
Yet each was horny as a randy bull,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ray on June 30, 2006, 12:26:35 pm

He looked at his mate oh so tender,
they'd been partying, having a bender.
Their bladders were full,
Yet each was horny as a randy bull,
And Lucise's timing is not a contender!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 30, 2006, 12:43:39 pm
He looked at his mate oh so tender,
they'd been partying, having a bender.
Their bladders were full,
Yet each was horny as a randy bull,
And Lucise's timing is not a contender!

:P :P right back at cha Ray!  ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on June 30, 2006, 01:27:59 pm
 :laugh:

Ennis approached the tent like a gentleman
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on June 30, 2006, 03:00:01 pm
Ennis approached the tent like a gentleman,
He went in cautiously, his hat in his hand,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on June 30, 2006, 03:20:50 pm
Ennis approached the tent like a gentleman,
He went in cautiously, his hat in his hand,
His heart pounded at the sight of Jack
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on June 30, 2006, 04:17:23 pm
Ennis approached the tent like a gentleman,
He went in cautiously, his hat in his hand,
His heart pounded at the sight of Jack,
Who looked so appealing lying on his back,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on June 30, 2006, 04:39:08 pm
Ennis approached the tent like a gentleman,
He went in cautiously, his hat in his hand,
His heart pounded at the sight of Jack,
Who looked so appealing lying on his back,
And the loving they shared was grand.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: JulietteMontague on June 30, 2006, 05:52:57 pm
Yes, grand!   :D

Ennis and Jack were rich in love
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on June 30, 2006, 06:36:49 pm

Ennis and Jack were rich in love

As they sat and watched the stars above



(lets try and make this one clean).........well at least try........
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on July 01, 2006, 02:25:35 am
Ennis and Jack were rich in love

As they sat and watched the stars above



(lets try and make this one clean).........well at least try........

Didnt see you get on top of me there Juliette,thought i might have made it too hard when i said lets try and keep it clean........well i cant resist im going to add another line...

Ennis and Jack were rich in love
As they sat and watched the stars above
And as their hands reached out to touch
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on July 01, 2006, 11:52:00 am
Ennis and Jack were rich in love
As they sat and watched the stars above
And as their hands reached out to touch
In their hearts they felt so much
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: JulietteMontague on July 01, 2006, 12:34:32 pm
Ennis and Jack were rich in love
As they sat and watched the stars above
And as their hands reached out to touch
In their hearts they felt so much
Knowing they fit just like a glove.

Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Snowflakes on July 01, 2006, 12:46:46 pm
 8) and clean!

Aguirre gave Jack the evil eye
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Midnight24 on July 01, 2006, 01:08:06 pm
Aguirre gave Jack the evil eye
And it didn't take Jack too long to know why
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on July 01, 2006, 02:04:51 pm
Aguirre gave Jack the evil eye
And it didn't take Jack too long to know why,
he saw the binoculars on the wall
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on July 01, 2006, 02:43:05 pm
Aguirre gave Jack the evil eye
And it didn't take Jack too long to know why,
he saw the binoculars on the wall
And knew Joe had the gall
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Midnight24 on July 01, 2006, 02:59:30 pm
Aguirre gave Jack the evil eye
And it didn't take Jack too long to know why,
he saw the binoculars on the wall
And knew Joe had the gall
And knew there was no need to lie
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Snowflakes on July 01, 2006, 03:09:56 pm
Nice! 8)

Lureen and LaShawn went to the powder room
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: JulietteMontague on July 01, 2006, 03:21:06 pm
Lureen and LaShawn went to the powder room
To dust their noses one would assume
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on July 01, 2006, 04:03:32 pm
Lureen and LaShawn went to the powder room
To dust their noses one would assume
So Jack and Randall chatted
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on July 01, 2006, 05:56:46 pm
Lureen and LaShawn went to the powder room
To dust their noses one would assume
So Jack and Randall chatted,
and Randalls eyes they batted,
But Jack just sat in his gloom.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 02, 2006, 04:14:33 pm
Another:  :)


Alma cried, 'Don't try and fool me no more'
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on July 02, 2006, 04:29:26 pm
Alma cried, 'Don't try and fool me no more'
'I'm lonesome and my backside is sore'
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 02, 2006, 04:53:01 pm
Alma cried, 'Don't try and fool me no more'
'I'm lonesome and my backside is sore'
'Jack Twist? Puh! Jack Nasty!!'
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on July 02, 2006, 04:58:27 pm
Alma cried, 'Don't try and fool me no more'
'I'm lonesome and my backside is sore'
'Jack Twist? Puh! Jack Nasty!!'
'I'd rather have a pasty!'
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 02, 2006, 05:32:24 pm
Alma cried, 'Don't try and fool me no more'
'I'm lonesome and my backside is sore'
'Jack Twist? Puh! Jack Nasty!!'
'I'd rather have a pasty!'
'I'll stick with Monroe, even if he's a bore!'

 :-\



There aint never enough time, never enough!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on July 02, 2006, 05:37:03 pm
There aint never enough time, never enough!
Said Jack in a bit of a huff
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on July 02, 2006, 05:41:13 pm
There aint never enough time, never enough!
Said Jack in a bit of a huff,
You have no idea how hard it gets!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on July 02, 2006, 05:49:52 pm
There aint never enough time, never enough!
Said Jack in a bit of a huff,
You have no idea how hard it gets!
Your body my appetite whets!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 02, 2006, 07:20:16 pm
There aint never enough time, never enough!
Said Jack in a bit of a huff,
You have no idea how hard it gets!
Your body my appetite whets!
I miss the way we'd tumble and play rough!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on July 02, 2006, 09:09:10 pm


A postcared from texas by post
From the one that he did love the most
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Midnight24 on July 02, 2006, 09:12:56 pm
A postcared from texas by post
From the one that he did love the most
It brought a smile to his face
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on July 02, 2006, 09:53:12 pm
A postcared from texas by post
From the one that he did love the most
It brought a smile to his face

It said I'll be at your place
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 02, 2006, 11:58:29 pm
A postcared from texas by post
From the one that he did love the most
It brought a smile to his face
It said I'll be at your place
We'll drink till we're pissed, then we'll make a toast!

 ;)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 02, 2006, 11:59:22 pm
 'Throw yer stuff in the back of my truck',
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on July 03, 2006, 12:40:27 am
'Throw yer stuff in the back of my truck',

We'll be there by nightfall, with luck
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on July 03, 2006, 08:39:16 am
Throw yer stuff in the back of my truck,
We'll be there by nightfall, with luck
we can stop for a swim on the trip,
if ya don't mind a skinny dip!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 03, 2006, 12:13:27 pm
Throw yer stuff in the back of my truck,
We'll be there by nightfall, with luck
we can stop for a swim on the trip,
if ya don't mind a skinny dip!
I'll make ya moan, groan and buck!


Woowee!  8)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on July 03, 2006, 07:32:01 pm
Jack knew he couldn't cook,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 03, 2006, 07:40:12 pm
Jack knew he couldn't cook,
So for camp-tending, he was off the hook.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on July 03, 2006, 07:46:39 pm
Jack knew he couldn't cook,
So for camp-tending, he was off the hook.
His talents lay elsewhere
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 03, 2006, 08:25:27 pm
Jack knew he couldn't cook,
So for camp-tending, he was off the hook.
His talents lay elsewhere,
Like handling that skittish mare.


Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on July 03, 2006, 10:43:09 pm
Jack knew he couldn't cook,
So for camp-tending, he was off the hook.
His talents lay elsewhere,
Like handling that skittish mare,
and none of this learned in a book.

Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 04, 2006, 01:48:28 am
I once knew a pillock named L.D.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on July 04, 2006, 11:05:26 am
I once knew a pillock named L.D.
Who with his tongue was quite free
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on July 04, 2006, 11:10:19 am
I once knew a pillock named L.D.
Who with his tongue was quite free,
He belittled Jack every chance he could get,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: JulietteMontague on July 04, 2006, 11:15:56 am
I once knew a pillock named L.D.
Who with his tongue was quite free,
He belittled Jack every chance he could get,
And thought he was a grave threat
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 04, 2006, 11:25:09 am
I once knew a pillock named L.D.
Who with his tongue was quite free,
He belittled Jack every chance he could get,
And thought he was a grave threat
I bet Jack wished on LD, he could pee!


:P


ANother: :)
Jack pounded the ground with his fist
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on July 04, 2006, 12:35:59 pm
Jack pounded the ground with his fist
And thought to himself, "What now Twist?"
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: JulietteMontague on July 04, 2006, 12:41:48 pm
Jack pounded the ground with his fist
And thought to himself, "What now Twist?"
Ennis is loving me
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on July 04, 2006, 01:34:45 pm
Jack pounded the ground with his fist
And thought to himself, "What now Twist?"
Ennis is loving me
And my only plea
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on July 04, 2006, 01:40:23 pm
Jack pounded the ground with his fist
And thought to himself, "What now Twist?"
Ennis is loving me
And my only plea,
is that he never let go of my wrist!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 04, 2006, 01:52:37 pm
Jack pounded the ground with his fist
And thought to himself, "What now Twist?"
Ennis is loving me
And my only plea,
is that he never let go of my wrist!


Continued ... ;)

Ennis breathed hard, overcome with desire
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on July 04, 2006, 01:55:30 pm
Ennis breathed hard, overcome with desire
His aching loins were sure on fire
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on July 04, 2006, 01:56:37 pm
Ennis breathed hard, overcome with desire
His aching loins were sure on fire,
he rode Jack hard like a bronking bull
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on July 04, 2006, 02:00:35 pm
Ennis breathed hard, overcome with desire
His aching loins were sure on fire,
he rode Jack hard like a bronking bull
And didn't stop 'til Jack was full
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 04, 2006, 02:15:16 pm
Ennis breathed hard, overcome with desire
His aching loins were sure on fire,
he rode Jack hard like a bronking bull
And didn't stop 'til Jack was full
"I aint no queer" indeed, liar!


 ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: JulietteMontague on July 04, 2006, 02:33:52 pm
Oh yeah!   :D

Ennis kissed so hard it nearly broke Jack's nose
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 04, 2006, 03:38:05 pm
Ennis kissed so hard it nearly broke Jack's nose
Ennis was all over Jack, stepping on his toes.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on July 04, 2006, 04:05:54 pm
Ennis kissed so hard it nearly broke Jack's nose
Ennis was all over Jack, stepping on his toes.
Swapping spit with gusto
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 04, 2006, 04:27:02 pm
Ennis kissed so hard it nearly broke Jack's nose
Ennis was all over Jack, stepping on his toes.
Swapping spit with gusto
They need to lie down pronto!


 :P
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: JulietteMontague on July 04, 2006, 04:35:27 pm
Ennis kissed so hard it nearly broke Jack's nose
Ennis was all over Jack, stepping on his toes.
Swapping spit with gusto
They need to lie down pronto!
And immediately doff their clothes!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on July 04, 2006, 05:11:11 pm
"Where's Ennis?", said Stuart the sheep,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 04, 2006, 05:21:03 pm
"Where's Ennis?", said Stuart the sheep,
"I bet, on Jack he's sound asleep.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 04, 2006, 05:27:55 pm
"Where's Ennis?", said Stuart the sheep,
"I bet, on Jack he's sound asleep.
"We should all be so lucky,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on July 04, 2006, 05:31:44 pm
"Where's Ennis?", said Stuart the sheep,
"I bet, on Jack he's sound asleep.
"We should all be so lucky,
He'd rather do fucky,
Than looking for something to eat.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on July 04, 2006, 05:33:09 pm
Ennis had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on July 04, 2006, 07:38:29 pm
Ennis had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow,
and everywhere that lamb went, there was was Jack too ya know.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on July 04, 2006, 10:21:24 pm
Ennis had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow
and everywhere that lamb went, there was Jack too ya know
It followed them in the tent one day, and what a sight it saw
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on July 04, 2006, 10:26:06 pm
Ennis had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow
and everywhere that lamb went, there was Jack too ya know
It followed them in the tent one day, and what a sight it saw
Ennis and Jack asleep, spooning in the raw!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 05, 2006, 12:21:24 am
Ennis had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow
and everywhere that lamb went, there was Jack too ya know
It followed them in the tent one day, and what a sight it saw
Ennis and Jack asleep, spooning in the raw!
It made the lamb laugh 'n scream when Ennis, Jack did blow.


  8)  I'll be good now ...  :P

Jack recalled that silent, sexless embrace,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on July 05, 2006, 01:45:13 am
Jack recalled, that silent, sexless embrace,
As he looked into Laueens aging face,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on July 05, 2006, 10:55:38 am
Jack recalled, that silent, sexless embrace,
As he looked into Laueens aging face,
What a mess she's become
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 05, 2006, 11:40:54 am
Jack recalled, that silent, sexless embrace,
As he looked into Lareen's aging face,
What a mess she's become
Their life together was so humdrum
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Snowflakes on July 05, 2006, 11:46:47 am
Jack recalled, that silent, sexless embrace,
As he looked into Lareen's aging face,
What a mess she's become
Their life together was so humdrum
But he had to continue it with grace.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on July 05, 2006, 12:14:31 pm
Very sweet!   ;D

If only the sheep could tell the tale
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 05, 2006, 12:16:42 pm
If only the sheep could tell the tale
Our lads would be sacked without fail.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: JulietteMontague on July 05, 2006, 12:28:04 pm
If only the sheep could tell the tale
Our lads would be sacked without fail.
Close in the dark of night
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on July 05, 2006, 01:31:47 pm
If only the sheep could tell the tale
Our lads would be sacked without fail.
Close in the dark of night
Holding each other tight
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on July 05, 2006, 02:14:46 pm
If only the sheep could tell the tale
Our lads would be sacked without fail.
Close in the dark of night
Holding each other tight
And to Jack, Ennis would impale
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on July 05, 2006, 04:39:08 pm
Love it!   :D

They grappled on the mountaintop
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 05, 2006, 04:49:44 pm
They grappled on the mountaintop
and Jack hoped Ennis wouldn't stop
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on July 05, 2006, 04:54:52 pm
They grappled on the mountaintop
and Jack hoped Ennis wouldn't stop
Ennis said it was a one shot thing,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Jackie Sparrow on July 05, 2006, 05:03:02 pm
They grappled on the mountaintop
and Jack hoped Ennis wouldn't stop
Ennis said it was a one shot thing,
And joy it will surely bring
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 05, 2006, 06:04:46 pm
They grappled on the mountaintop
and Jack hoped Ennis wouldn't stop
Ennis said it was a one shot thing,
And joy it will surely bring
They were hot for each other, never a flop!

 ;D


'You don't go up there to fish', Alma whined
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on July 05, 2006, 06:12:23 pm
'You don't go up there to fish', Alma whined
and at the Knife and Fork we've never dined!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 05, 2006, 06:18:36 pm
'You don't go up there to fish', Alma whined
and at the Knife and Fork we've never dined!
You never took me on holiday!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on July 05, 2006, 06:22:29 pm
'You don't go up there to fish', Alma whined
and at the Knife and Fork we've never dined!
You never took me on holiday!
all you left me is the bills to pay!
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Post by: Mikaela on July 05, 2006, 06:26:36 pm
'You don't go up there to fish', Alma whined
and at the Knife and Fork we've never dined!
You never took me on holiday!
all you left me is the bills to pay!
I want a divorce! Yes - I'm speaking my mind!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 05, 2006, 06:29:56 pm
'You don't go up there to fish', Alma whined
and at the Knife and Fork we've never dined!
You never took me on holiday!
all you left me is the bills to pay!
I want a divorce! Yes - I'm speaking my mind!

Go Alma!   ;D


The Del Mar boys were Ennis and K.E.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 05, 2006, 06:36:45 pm
The Del Mar boys were Ennis and K.E,
their childhood hard as hard can be
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 05, 2006, 06:42:38 pm
The Del Mar boys were Ennis and K.E,
their childhood hard as hard can be.
They learned it was evil to be gay,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 05, 2006, 06:45:58 pm
The Del Mar boys were Ennis and K.E,
their childhood hard as hard can be.
They learned it was evil to be gay,
that unless they were straight, there'd be hell to pay
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 05, 2006, 07:41:23 pm
The Del Mar boys were Ennis and K.E,
their childhood hard as hard can be.
They learned it was evil to be gay,
that unless they were straight, there'd be hell to pay.
Fine, upstanding men they tried to be!

  :-\
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on July 05, 2006, 08:19:13 pm
Oh how sweet!   :)

Lureen's folks were an odd couple indeed
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 05, 2006, 08:47:33 pm
Lureen's folks were an odd couple indeed
Jack f'n Twist's anger, did LD feed.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on July 05, 2006, 10:08:22 pm





Laureens folk were an odd couple indeed
Jack f'n Twist's anger, did LD feed,
He switched the TV on and off,
Jack said leave it, or piss off,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on July 06, 2006, 07:33:04 am
Laureens folk were an odd couple indeed
Jack f'n Twist's anger, did LD feed,
He switched the TV on and off,
Jack said leave it, or piss off,
Or my fist you'll be obliged to heed!

A quick note to players: my original vision for this thread was that everyone would only post ONE line each - thus giving everyone a fair crack at doing the punchlines as well as the feed lines. Keeps it more interesting and fun I think. Of course, if inspiration hits and you want to post a whole limerick then go right ahead!
Cheers, Nicky x  ;D ;D ;D


Ennis said "Sorry, ain't no spuds, bud"
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on July 06, 2006, 10:56:06 am
Ennis said "Sorry, ain't no spuds, bud
Because they all sunk in the mud
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on July 06, 2006, 10:57:40 am
Ennis said "Sorry, ain't no spuds, bud
Because they all sunk in the mud
Well I can't eat no more beans said Jack
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: JulietteMontague on July 06, 2006, 11:02:47 am
Ennis said "Sorry, ain't no spuds, bud
Because they all sunk in the mud
Well I can't eat no more beans said Jack
I want a more tasty snack
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Snowflakes on July 06, 2006, 11:08:51 am
Ennis said "Sorry, ain't no spuds, bud
Because they all sunk in the mud
Well I can't eat no more beans said Jack
I want a more tasty snack
So come on over here you stud!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on July 06, 2006, 11:13:47 am
Ennis said "Sorry, ain't no spuds, bud
Because they all sunk in the mud
Well I can't eat no more beans said Jack
I want a more tasty snack
So come on over here you stud!

LOL!!  :laugh: :laugh:  :laugh:

Jack said "I sure love to Rodeo!"
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on July 06, 2006, 11:46:02 am
Jack said "I sure love to Rodeo!",
glancing at Ennis while working his mojo,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 06, 2006, 11:48:27 am
Jack said "I sure love to Rodeo!",
glancing at Ennis while working his mojo,
"You get me heat up as hell,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on July 06, 2006, 12:03:22 pm
Jack said "I sure love to Rodeo!",
glancing at Ennis while working his mojo,
"You get me heat up as hell,
And cast quite a spell
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 06, 2006, 12:06:52 pm
Jack said "I sure love to Rodeo!",
glancing at Ennis while working his mojo,
"You get me heat up as hell,
And cast quite a spell
Take me somewhere hot!  How 'bout Rio?

 ;)


Jack's Lament ...

Ennis, think twice before leaving  me all alone like this..
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 06, 2006, 01:33:19 pm
Ennis, think twice before leaving me all alone like this....
If we stayed together we would know such bliss


(Sorry if I added a wrong word in the first sentence. I just didn't quite understand it.)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 06, 2006, 01:37:08 pm
(Sorry if I added a wrong word in the first sentence. I just didn't quite understand it.)

Oooops... :laugh: my mistake ...thanks for fixing it!


Ennis, think twice before leaving me all alone like this....
If we stayed together we would know such bliss.
You know better than to go marry Alma,

Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on July 06, 2006, 01:44:12 pm
Ennis, think twice before leaving me all alone like this....
If we stayed together we would know such bliss.
You know better than to go marry Alma,
And rub Cassie on her pelma (undersurface of the foot, I know it sounds naughtier!)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 06, 2006, 01:52:56 pm
Ennis, think twice before leaving me all alone like this....
If we stayed together we would know such bliss.
You know better than to go marry Alma,
And rub Cassie on her pelma.
Let's vow to hold fast always, and seal it with a kiss!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 06, 2006, 01:56:30 pm
Ennis, think twice before leaving me all alone like this....
If we stayed together we would know such bliss.
You know better than to go marry Alma,
And rub Cassie on her pelma.
Let's vow to hold fast always, and seal it with a kiss!

 :-*

(http://static.flickr.com/27/89408849_5dd18219f5.jpg)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on July 06, 2006, 03:46:45 pm
:-*

(http://static.flickr.com/27/89408849_5dd18219f5.jpg)

How very fitting for the "International Day of the Kiss"!!!  :-*

New one:

Two boys were sharing a bedroll
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 06, 2006, 03:53:57 pm
Two boys were sharing a bedroll
The night was cold and the whiskey taking its toll.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on July 06, 2006, 03:57:17 pm
Two boys were sharing a bedroll
The night was cold and the whiskey taking its toll.
They got warm pretty quick
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 06, 2006, 03:59:15 pm
Two boys were sharing a bedroll
The night was cold and the whiskey taking its toll.
They got warm pretty quick
Then Jack put Ennis' hand on his d!ck.

 ;)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on July 06, 2006, 04:17:43 pm
Two boys were sharing a bedroll
The night was cold and the whiskey taking its toll.
They got warm pretty quick
Then Jack put Ennis' hand on his d!ck
And they were one heart and one soul...

 :)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 06, 2006, 06:14:22 pm
More romance ...  :)


Jack's body glowed as lay by the fire,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on July 06, 2006, 06:15:46 pm
Jack's body glowed as lay by the fire,
It filled Ennis with sweet desire,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 06, 2006, 06:29:47 pm
Jack's body glowed as lay by the fire,
It filled Ennis with sweet desire.
Their hearts beating hard and fast,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 06, 2006, 06:34:03 pm
Jack's body glowed as lay by the fire,
It filled Ennis with sweet desire.
Their hearts beating hard and fast,
they wished that this sweet night would last
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on July 06, 2006, 06:43:21 pm
Jack's body glowed as lay by the fire,
It filled Ennis with sweet desire.
Their hearts beating hard and fast,
they wished that this sweet night would last
For only each other did they require.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on July 06, 2006, 06:48:48 pm
Jack's body glowed as lay by the fire,
It filled Ennis with sweet desire.
Their hearts beating hard and fast,
they wished that this sweet night would last
For only each other did they require.

*Sniff*... so sweet.

"Tent don't look right" said Ennis with a frown,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 06, 2006, 07:00:39 pm
"Tent don't look right" said Ennis with a frown,
but I s'ppose it'll do when Jack needs to lie down
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 06, 2006, 07:06:42 pm
"Tent don't look right" said Ennis with a frown,
but I s'ppose it'll do when Jack needs to lie down
Who cares about a tent?  Look at his eyes!  :o
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on July 06, 2006, 07:13:18 pm
"Tent don't look right" said Ennis with a frown,
but I s'ppose it'll do when Jack needs to lie down
Who cares about a tent?  Look at his eyes!   :o
They're making my manhood rise
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 06, 2006, 07:16:21 pm
"Tent don't look right" said Ennis with a frown,
but I s'ppose it'll do when Jack needs to lie down
Who cares about a tent?  Look at his eyes!   
They're making my manhood rise.
Hot damn!  I feel giddy, I'm giggling like a clown!


 ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 06, 2006, 07:19:31 pm
Well, as long as your name ain't Jimbo....  :o
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on July 06, 2006, 07:23:48 pm
Well, as long as your name ain't Jimbo....
And y'all don't keep me in limbo...
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 06, 2006, 07:36:12 pm
Well, as long as your name ain't Jimbo....
And y'all don't keep me in limbo...
We could give it a go
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 06, 2006, 10:14:36 pm
Well, as long as your name ain't Jimbo....
And y'all don't keep me in limbo...
We could give it a go
'Cause Lord knows I'm feeling mightly lo'
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on July 07, 2006, 07:24:49 am
Well, as long as your name ain't Jimbo....
And y'all don't keep me in limbo...
We could give it a go
'Cause Lord knows I'm feeling mightly lo'
I'd feel better if your legs were akimbo  :P


The boys were comparing their cowboy hats,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on July 07, 2006, 07:46:57 am
The boys were comparing their cowboy hats,
They soon were comparing the size of their bats!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on July 07, 2006, 10:43:21 am
The boys were comparing their cowboy hats,
They soon were comparing the size of their bats!
Heavy hitters they surely were
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: JulietteMontague on July 07, 2006, 10:50:15 am
The boys were comparing their cowboy hats,
They soon were comparing the size of their bats!
Heavy hitters they surely were
And they made each other purr
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on July 07, 2006, 10:55:00 am
The boys were comparing their cowboy hats,
They soon were comparing the size of their bats!
Heavy hitters they surely were
And they made each other purr
until Ennis mounted him like a heated Cat!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Snowflakes on July 07, 2006, 11:18:55 am
Great! 8)

Ennis waited for Jack all day
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 07, 2006, 11:55:20 am
Ennis waited for Jack all day,
Nervous as heck, wondering what he'd say.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on July 07, 2006, 12:09:51 pm
Ennis waited for Jack all day,
Nervous as heck, wondering what he'd say.
When Jack showed up it was a kiss
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Jackie Sparrow on July 07, 2006, 12:19:34 pm
Ennis waited for Jack all day,
Nervous as heck, wondering what he'd say.
When Jack showed up it was a kiss
Putting them in a state of bliss
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 07, 2006, 12:47:54 pm
Ennis waited for Jack all day,
Nervous as heck, wondering what he'd say.
When Jack showed up it was a kiss
Putting them in a state of bliss
All they could think was, time to play!!

 ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on July 07, 2006, 01:03:54 pm
Let's play away!   ;)

Ennis bolted quickly down the steps
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: JulietteMontague on July 07, 2006, 01:55:20 pm
Ennis bolted quickly down the steps
Glad that he had done his reps (workout)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 07, 2006, 03:37:39 pm
Ennis bolted quickly down the steps
Glad that he had done his reps
Jack looked so damned handsome!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 07, 2006, 04:07:01 pm
Ennis bolted quickly down the steps
Glad that he had done his reps
Jack looked so damned handsome!
So... kissable, and then some!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 07, 2006, 04:53:32 pm
Ennis bolted quickly down the steps
Glad that he had done his reps
Jack looked so damned handsome!
So... kissable, and then some!
In an embrace, their feelings reached new depths.


Another:  :)

Fellas like you 'n me, will march off t' hell,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 07, 2006, 05:06:09 pm
Fellas like you 'n me, will march off t' hell,
but before that, let us find a lot of joy as well 
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 07, 2006, 05:07:30 pm
Fellas like you 'n me, will march off t' hell,
but before that, let us find a lot of joy as well 
We could start with a swig o' whiskey
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 07, 2006, 05:09:18 pm
Fellas like you 'n me, will march off t' hell,
but before that, let us find a lot of joy as well 
We could start with a swig o' whiskey
then take it inside, if that's OK
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 07, 2006, 05:12:17 pm
Fellas like you 'n me, will march off t' hell,
but before that, let us find a lot of joy as well 
We could start with a swig o' whiskey
then take it inside, if that's OK
Tonight might be the night, time will tell!


 ;)


Cherry cake is one o' the two things I need,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 08, 2006, 06:13:03 am
Cherry cake is one o' the two things I need,
I'll have ya know I've got urges to heed
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on July 08, 2006, 07:08:36 am
Cherry cake is one o'the two things I need
I'll have ya know I've got urges to heed
The other need is jack my love
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on July 08, 2006, 07:36:11 am
Cherry cake is one o'the two things I need
I'll have ya know I've got urges to heed
The other need is jack my love
Who I swear was sent from Heaven above
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 08, 2006, 08:13:37 am
Cherry cake is one o'the two things I need
I'll have ya know I've got urges to heed
The other need is jack my love
Who I swear was sent from Heaven above,
his desires are mine - and my only creed.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on July 08, 2006, 04:25:44 pm
He looked up to the stars and prayed
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Becky on July 08, 2006, 04:45:08 pm
He looked up to the stars and prayed
Next to him his dear Jack layed
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 08, 2006, 07:22:15 pm
He looked up to the stars and prayed
Next to him his dear Jack layed.
The river rushing by,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 08, 2006, 09:01:44 pm
He looked up to the stars and prayed
Next to him his dear Jack layed.
The river rushing by,
He was so happy, he could die
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 09, 2006, 04:42:03 am
He looked up to the stars and prayed
Next to him his dear Jack layed.
The river rushing by,
He was so happy, he could die
and yet he found no words to say.....
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on July 09, 2006, 05:41:58 am
Whats for dinner tonight, jack said
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 09, 2006, 06:39:49 am
Whats for dinner tonight, jack said.
It's "Brokeback Special" - served in bed,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on July 09, 2006, 08:00:05 am
Whats for dinner tonight, jack said.
It's "Brokeback Special" - served in bed,
I'll eat it off your naked butt
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 09, 2006, 09:53:25 am
Whats for dinner tonight, Jck said.
It's "Brokeback Special" - served in bed,
I'll eat it off your naked butt
You'll have your fill - enough to glut
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 09, 2006, 01:29:17 pm
Whats for dinner tonight, Jack said.
It's "Brokeback Special" - served in bed,
I'll eat it off your naked butt
You'll have your fill - enough to glut
'Gee Ennis, yer blushing!  Yer face is beet red!'

Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on July 09, 2006, 06:11:49 pm
The night beside the fire got cold
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on July 09, 2006, 09:44:38 pm
The night beside the fire got cold
And Jack in the tent was feeling bold
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 09, 2006, 10:49:21 pm
The night beside the fire got cold
And Jack in the tent was feeling bold.
He called out, 'Ennis git in the tent!'
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on July 10, 2006, 06:51:24 am
The night beside the fire got cold
And Jack in the tent was feeling bold
He called out, "Ennis get in the tent"
So hat in hand, to Jack he went
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 10, 2006, 08:14:46 am
The night beside the fire got cold
And Jack in the tent was feeling bold
He called out, "Ennis get in the tent"
So hat in hand, to Jack he went
and soon made TS1 unfold
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on July 10, 2006, 11:05:58 am
Perfect!   :D

As they ride by, the lake is so still
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Jackie Sparrow on July 10, 2006, 12:19:21 pm
As they ride by, the lake is so still
And Jack, Ennis wants to drill
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: JulietteMontague on July 10, 2006, 01:34:29 pm
As they ride by, the lake is so still
And Jack, Ennis wants to drill
From their horses they dismount
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 10, 2006, 02:01:14 pm
As they ride by, the lake is so still
And Jack, Ennis wants to drill
From their horses they dismount
They had to make every second count.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 10, 2006, 02:10:16 pm
As they ride by, the lake is so still
And Jack, Ennis wants to drill
From their horses they dismount
They had to make every second count; -
and this was before there were blue little pills.



 ::) I think this limericking stuff has corrupted my Brokeback sensibilities for good!  :o

Keep it up!  ;)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on July 10, 2006, 02:21:07 pm
We like being naughty, so onward!   ;)

The tent and Jack were hot inside
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on July 10, 2006, 02:30:49 pm
The tent and Jack were hot inside
Eniss knew he had nothing to hide
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Becky on July 10, 2006, 04:19:22 pm
The tent and Jack were hot inside
Ennis knew he had nothing to hide
Ennis entered him, the tent I mean

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 10, 2006, 04:26:07 pm
The tent and Jack were hot inside
Ennis knew he had nothing to hide
Ennis entered him, the tent I mean
Ennis was shy, Jack was mighty keen
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Snowflakes on July 10, 2006, 04:48:19 pm
The tent and Jack were hot inside
Ennis knew he had nothing to hide
Ennis entered him, the tent I mean
Ennis was shy, Jack was mighty keen
They enjoyed a wild rodeo ride.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 10, 2006, 05:55:22 pm
Another:

They hugged mightily floating on cloud nine
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 10, 2006, 06:01:37 pm
They hugged mightily floating on cloud nine
instead of going to the "Knife and Fork" to dine
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 10, 2006, 06:15:12 pm
They hugged mightily floating on cloud nine
instead of going to the "Knife and Fork" to dine
They headed out to Motel Siesta!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 10, 2006, 06:22:21 pm
They hugged mightily floating on cloud nine
instead of going to the "Knife and Fork" to dine
They headed out to Motel Siesta
for their private bed-jouncing fiesta
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 10, 2006, 07:00:22 pm
They hugged mightily floating on cloud nine
instead of going to the "Knife and Fork" to dine
They headed out to Motel Siesta
for their private bed-jouncing fiesta
I swear, I wish Motel Siesta were mine!

 ;)
(I'd install a tiny camera in a certain room ...LOL)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on July 10, 2006, 09:45:57 pm
Ive got a son, hes eight months old
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 10, 2006, 10:21:06 pm
I've got a son, he's eight months old
Spittin' image of his gran'pa, or so I'm told.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on July 11, 2006, 12:45:27 am
Ive got a son, he's eight months old
Spittin' image of his gran'pa or so I'm told
Hes very cute, and smiles a lot
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Becky on July 11, 2006, 07:35:16 am
I've got a son, he's eight months old
Spittin' image of his gran'pa or so I'm told
Hes very cute, and smiles a lot
If only I didn't find Ennis so hot!

Sorry I couldn't resist...please ignore mine and carry on with the Bobby theme of this limerick.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on July 11, 2006, 08:21:03 am
I've got a son, he's eight months old
Spittin' image of his gran'pa or so I'm told
He's very cute, and smiles a lot
If only I didnt find Ennis so hot
I would'nt leave him and Laureen in the cold.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on July 11, 2006, 08:54:26 am
Bravo!     :D


There was a ranch hand named Basque,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on July 11, 2006, 10:11:22 am
There was a ranch hand named Basque,
Who said: "Them boxes a soup are real bad to pack",
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on July 11, 2006, 10:28:25 am
There was a ranch hand named Basque,
Who said: "Them boxes a soup are real bad to pack",
but when Ennis asked for Jacks spuds,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 11, 2006, 10:29:41 am
There was a ranch hand named Basque,
Who said: "Them boxes a soup are real bad to pack",
but when Ennis asked for Jacks spuds,
(being the right food for studs)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 11, 2006, 10:45:14 am
There was a ranch hand named Basque,
Who said: "Them boxes a soup are real bad to pack",
but when Ennis asked for Jack's spuds,
(being the right food for studs),
the Basque wasn't up to the task!


Sorry, folks - well, I did let some time pass between the two posts though. Wont double-post again!  :o
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on July 11, 2006, 10:47:17 am
You posted two seconds before I did and mine was naughtier!  Oh well, onward!   :laugh:

Beans, jerky and potatoes are fine
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 11, 2006, 11:22:26 am
Beans, jerky and potatoes are fine
You and me, up on Brokeback we'll dine
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on July 11, 2006, 03:29:51 pm
Beans, jerky and potatoes are fine,
You and me, up on Brokeback we'll dine,
And when it's time for dessert,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 11, 2006, 03:35:30 pm
Beans, jerky and potatoes are fine,
You and me, up on Brokeback we'll dine,
And when it's time for dessert,
Our yearnings we will assert.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on July 11, 2006, 03:45:37 pm
Beans, jerky and potatoes are fine,
You and me, up on Brokeback we'll dine,
And when it's time for dessert,
Our yearnings we will assert.
Enjoying the fact that you're mine.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 11, 2006, 03:53:06 pm
Time for another Jack Nasty limerick..  8)


'Go on, hold it Ennis; you know you want to..'
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: JulietteMontague on July 11, 2006, 04:38:06 pm
'Go on, hold it Ennis; you know you want to..'
And I too want to have a screw
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Jackie Sparrow on July 11, 2006, 04:43:29 pm
'Go on, hold it Ennis; you know you want to..'
And I too want to have a screw
So now you may mount
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 11, 2006, 04:49:42 pm
'Go on, hold it Ennis; you know you want to..'
And I too want to have a screw.
So now you may mount,
Coz my yearnings are too many to count.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on July 11, 2006, 06:50:26 pm
'Go on, hold it Enis, you know you want to..'
And I too want to have a screw
So now you may mount.
Cause my yearnings are too many to count,
Just roll over and let me get in you.


Cant believe how naughty we all are here....but i love it....

Damn Ennis, dont leave me Jack said,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 11, 2006, 06:53:07 pm
'Go on, hold it Enis, you know you want to..'
And I too want to have a screw
So now you may mount.
Cause my yearnings are too many to count,
Just roll over and let me get in you.


Cant believe how naughty we all are here....but i love it....

Hehe..I just noticed that the last words of lines 1,2,5 in this limerick reads: "to screw you" ..very fitting for a Jack Nasty Limerick!  :P


Damn Ennis, dont leave me Jack said,
You are killing me, I'm losing my head!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on July 12, 2006, 10:47:06 am
Damn Ennis, dont leave me Jack said,
You are killing me, I'm losing my head!
Lose your head in me
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: JulietteMontague on July 12, 2006, 10:56:11 am
Damn Ennis, dont leave me Jack said,
You are killing me, I'm losing my head!
Lose your head in me
Forever is my plea
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 12, 2006, 02:20:03 pm
Damn Ennis, dont leave me Jack said,
You are killing me, I'm losing my head!
Lose your head in me
Forever is my plea
What must I do to get you to stay in bed?


  :P


I wanna take Jack&Ennis to a gay bar,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on July 12, 2006, 04:06:57 pm
I wanna take Jack&Ennis to a gay bar,
And watch everyone worship them from afar
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 12, 2006, 04:12:39 pm
I wanna take Jack&Ennis to a gay bar,
And watch everyone worship them from afar.
If anyone talks to Jack, Ennis'll take him outside
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on July 12, 2006, 04:17:00 pm
I wanna take Jack&Ennis to a gay bar,
And watch everyone worship them from afar.
If anyone talks to Jack, Ennis'll take him outside
and put his size 12 shoe up their backside
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on July 12, 2006, 04:20:04 pm
I wanna take Jack&Ennis to a gay bar,
And watch everyone worship them from afar.
If anyone talks to Jack, Ennis'll take him outside
and put his size 12 shoe up their backside,
producing a nice little scar.

 :P
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 12, 2006, 04:34:26 pm
I wanna take Jack&Ennis to a gay bar,
And watch everyone worship them from afar.
If anyone talks to Jack, Ennis'll take him outside
and put his size 12 shoe up their backside,
producing a nice little scar.

 :P

 :laugh:


L.D. Newsome more or less told Jack:
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on July 12, 2006, 05:27:06 pm
L.D. Newsome more or less told Jack:
I don't care if you got the knack
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: JulietteMontague on July 12, 2006, 05:35:05 pm
L.D. Newsome more or less told Jack:
I don't care if you got the knack
To have others love you
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Snowflakes on July 12, 2006, 05:44:23 pm
L.D. Newsome more or less told Jack:
I don't care if you got the knack
To have others love you
And always have a screw
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on July 12, 2006, 05:49:50 pm
L.D. Newsome more or less told Jack:
I don't care if you got the knack
To have others love you
And always have a screw,
but when in Texas, ya better watch yer back!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 12, 2006, 08:15:29 pm
Another :)

'I miss ya too much, can hardly stand it!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on July 13, 2006, 01:04:14 am
'I miss ya too much, can hardly stand it!
I love you bud, ya know I'm candid!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 13, 2006, 01:14:40 am
'I miss ya too much, can hardly stand it!
I love you bud, ya know I'm candid!
Forget Lureen, it's you I want!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on July 13, 2006, 10:50:59 am
'I miss ya too much, can hardly stand it!
I love you bud, ya know I'm candid!
Forget Lureen, it's you I want!
And I really want to flaunt
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: JulietteMontague on July 13, 2006, 11:19:33 am
'I miss ya too much, can hardly stand it!
I love you bud, ya know I'm candid!
Forget Lureen, it's you I want!
And I really want to flaunt
That to me you'll always submit!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on July 13, 2006, 11:57:31 am
Who is this bloke i see driving up in his truck
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: JulietteMontague on July 13, 2006, 12:21:41 pm
Who is this bloke i see driving up in his truck
He looks like the type that would run amok
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 13, 2006, 12:25:28 pm
Who is this bloke i see driving up in his truck
He looks like the type that would run amok
Hmmm..quite the sight for sore eyes
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on July 13, 2006, 12:38:15 pm
Who is this bloke i see driving up in his truck
He looks like the type that would run amok
Hmmm..quite the sight for sore eyes
I'm setting my sights on this prize
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 13, 2006, 12:41:26 pm
Who is this bloke i see driving up in his truck
He looks like the type that would run amok
Hmmm..quite the sight for sore eyes
I'm setting my sights on this prize
He'll be mine soon, if I'm in luck!  :)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Snowflakes on July 13, 2006, 12:43:41 pm
Lovely, I wasn't going to use the expletive either! 8)

Jack watches Ennis as he drives away
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 13, 2006, 12:59:05 pm
Jack watches Ennis as he drives away
feeling so down, so sad he can't say
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 13, 2006, 01:01:57 pm
Jack watches Ennis as he drives away
feeling so down, so sad he can't say
His heart heavy, tired and torn.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on July 13, 2006, 01:21:50 pm
Jack watches Ennis as he drives away
feeling so down, so sad he can't say
His heart heavy, tired and torn.
As though it's been shorn
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 13, 2006, 01:30:46 pm
Jack watches Ennis as he drives away
feeling so down, so sad he can't say
His heart heavy, tired and torn.
As though it's been shorn
His soul crying out: "Oh Ennis, please stay!"

 :'(
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 13, 2006, 01:56:40 pm
Jack watches Ennis as he drives away
feeling so down, so sad he can't say
His heart heavy, tired and torn.
As though it's been shorn
His soul crying out: "Oh Ennis, please stay!"

 :'(

Some more silly/happy limericks to lift the mood... :)


Silly Jimbo secretly lusted after Jack,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: JulietteMontague on July 13, 2006, 02:07:44 pm
Silly Jimbo secretly lusted after Jack,
But he feared facing the flak
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 13, 2006, 02:46:44 pm
Silly Jimbo secretly lusted after Jack,
But he feared facing the flak
So with nose in the air,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on July 13, 2006, 02:53:37 pm
Silly Jimbo secretly lusted after Jack,
But he feared facing the flak
So with nose in the air,
As if he didn't care
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 13, 2006, 03:31:16 pm
Silly Jimbo secretly lusted after Jack,
But he feared facing the flak
So with nose in the air,
As if he didn't care
He trotted off, dreaming of Jack on his back.


 ;)


For Jack, Ennis was willing to fight,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on July 13, 2006, 04:06:01 pm
For Jack, Ennis was willing to fight,
In the day or even at night
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: JulietteMontague on July 13, 2006, 04:16:07 pm
For Jack, Ennis was willing to fight,
In the day or even at night
He proved his devotion
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 13, 2006, 04:24:35 pm
For Jack, Ennis was willing to fight,
In the day or even at night
He proved his devotion
When Alma's words sent his fist into motion
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 13, 2006, 05:11:28 pm
For Jack, Ennis was willing to fight,
In the day or even at night
He proved his devotion
When Alma's words sent his fist into motion
or did it just prove his "being outed" fright?   :-\
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on July 13, 2006, 09:30:27 pm
Aguire lays down all the orders
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on July 14, 2006, 01:10:19 am

Aguirre lays down all the orders,
He doesn't tolerate cavorters,

(Lame, but it's a hard word to rhyme!)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 14, 2006, 01:24:59 am
Aguirre lays down all the orders,
He doesn't tolerate cavorters,
Quite the arrogant lil man
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on July 14, 2006, 10:34:56 am
Aguirre lays down all the orders,
He doesn't tolerate cavorters,
Quite the arrogant lil man
With nary a friendly fan
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 14, 2006, 11:55:05 am
Aguirre lays down all the orders,
He doesn't tolerate cavorters,
Quite the arrogant lil man
With nary a friendly fan
And a voyeur too, knowing no boundaries or borders.


Phew!  That was a hard one!  ;D
Another  :)


Jack&Ennis could move up to Canada,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Snowflakes on July 14, 2006, 12:14:25 pm
Jack&Ennis could move up to Canada,
Or Las Vegas, sin city in Nevada
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Jackie Sparrow on July 14, 2006, 12:22:07 pm
Jack&Ennis could move up to Canada,
Or Las Vegas, sin city in Nevada
Living their lives as they please
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 14, 2006, 12:32:47 pm
Jack&Ennis could move up to Canada,
Or Las Vegas, sin city in Nevada
Living their lives as they please
With no twit, taunt or tease
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on July 14, 2006, 12:38:44 pm
Jack&Ennis could move up to Canada,
Or Las Vegas, sin city in Nevada
Living their lives as they please
With no twit, taunt or tease
Alas what happened? Nada!

 ::)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 14, 2006, 01:42:08 pm
Aaaand another:


If you can't stand it, it's gotta be fixed
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 14, 2006, 03:17:52 pm
If you can't stand it, it's gotta be fixed
Instead of staying between and betwixt.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on July 14, 2006, 04:20:22 pm
If you can't stand it, it's gotta be fixed
Instead of staying between and betwixt.
To hell with closed-minded society,
There's room in the world for variety


(Forgive me for getting carried away here and doing two lines....)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on July 14, 2006, 04:28:44 pm
If you can't stand it, it's gotta be fixed
Instead of staying between and betwixt.
To hell with closed-minded society,
There's room in the world for variety
Our seal of approval is hereby affixed!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 14, 2006, 04:31:22 pm
If you can't stand it, it's gotta be fixed
Instead of staying between and betwixt.
To hell with closed-minded society,
There's room in the world for variety
Our seal of approval is hereby affixed!

wow!  ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: JulietteMontague on July 14, 2006, 04:41:46 pm
More, more, more!   ;)

What shall we do on this rainy night?
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on July 14, 2006, 04:47:22 pm
What shall we do on this rainy night?
Now that you've told me it's alright
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Snowflakes on July 14, 2006, 05:08:47 pm
What shall we do on this rainy night?
Now that you've told me it's alright
I trust you with my heart
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Jackie Sparrow on July 14, 2006, 05:28:53 pm
What shall we do on this rainy night?
Now that you've told me it's alright
I trust you with my heart
And never wish to be apart
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 14, 2006, 05:55:14 pm
What shall we do on this rainy night?
Now that you've told me it's alright
I trust you with my heart
And never wish to be apart
Let's dance naked in the rain! Quite the sight!

 ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on July 14, 2006, 07:27:54 pm
The judge said, Ennis, your divorce is granted
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on July 14, 2006, 08:49:01 pm
The judge said, "Ennis, your divorce is granted,"
And Alma's love for him had been supplanted
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on July 14, 2006, 09:10:18 pm
The judge said, "Ennis, your divorce is granted",
And Alms's love for him had been surplanted,
I'm grabbin' the tackle, and goin" fishin'
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 15, 2006, 11:28:35 am
The judge said, "Ennis, your divorce is granted",
And Alms's love for him had been surplanted,
I'm grabbin' the tackle, and goin" fishin'
Jack awaits, nothing but pleasure he'll be dishin'
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: JulietteMontague on July 15, 2006, 12:11:14 pm
The judge said, "Ennis, your divorce is granted",
And Alma's love for him had been surplanted,
I'm grabbin' the tackle, and goin" fishin'
Jack awaits, nothing but pleasure he'll be dishin'
Forget Alma!  The rest of my life will be enchanted!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 15, 2006, 12:22:52 pm
The judge said, "Ennis, your divorce is granted",
And Alma's love for him had been surplanted,
I'm grabbin' the tackle, and goin" fishin'
Jack awaits, nothing but pleasure he'll be dishin'
Forget Alma!  The rest of my life will be enchanted!

yah!  ;D


'I don't need ya money!', Ennis exclaimed
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on July 15, 2006, 01:37:49 pm
'I don't need ya money!', Ennis exclaimed
His temper again was inflamed
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: JulietteMontague on July 15, 2006, 01:42:12 pm
'I don't need ya money!', Ennis exclaimed
His temper again was inflamed
Jack calmed his ire
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 15, 2006, 02:59:39 pm
'I don't need ya money!', Ennis exclaimed
His temper again was inflamed
Jack calmed his ire
but his prospects turned dire
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on July 15, 2006, 03:21:14 pm
'I don't need ya money!', Ennis exclaimed
His temper again was inflamed
Jack calmed his ire
but his prospects turned dire
So they had sex until Ennis was tamed.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 15, 2006, 05:01:05 pm
Another:   :)

She is a genius, that Annie Proulx
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 15, 2006, 07:05:15 pm
She is a genius, that Annie Proulx
But all she put our dear boys through
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 15, 2006, 07:17:51 pm
She is a genius, that Annie Proulx
But all she put our dear boys through
Was a tough time, but not without love
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on July 15, 2006, 07:28:07 pm
She is a genius, that Annie Proulx
But all she put our dear boys through
Was a tough time, but not without love
So as Jack watches us from above
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 15, 2006, 07:38:14 pm
She is a genius, that Annie Proulx
But all she put our dear boys through
Was a tough time, but not without love
So as Jack watches us from above
on his behalf we'll embrace you-know-who
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on July 15, 2006, 08:20:47 pm



I wish Mikaela would write a first line,
Seems most of the starters, seem to be mine,
So come on Mikaela, start of a poem,
Im sure you can, so dont be alone,
Then I'll get a chance to write 2nd line.



That tackle sure aint never got wet
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 15, 2006, 08:30:14 pm
That tackle sure aint never got wet
but Ennis's "tackle" got action, you bet




Hey Katie, I hear you about the first lines
I'll try to contribute some first lines of mine
They may not be pretty,
nor not very witty,
but who cares? Each first line is one of a kind!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 15, 2006, 09:21:37 pm
That tackle sure aint never got wet
but Ennis's "tackle" got action, you bet;
Jack's "pole" sure got handled too ..




Mika started it with the "tackle" line ... lol
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 16, 2006, 04:42:26 am
That tackle sure aint never got wet
but Ennis's "tackle" got action, you bet;
Jack's "pole" sure got handled too ...
it got hard, that there fishin't they'd do:
Had their gear tangled soon as they met.


Couldn't resist adding the last line. All in your honour don't you know Lucise!  :P

Well! So, I get to start up with a.... ta-daaa! First Line:



Jack would happily drive 14 hours








Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on July 16, 2006, 06:01:37 am


Jack would happily drive 14 hours,
It sure did beat all those cold showers,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on July 16, 2006, 07:34:57 am
Jack would happily drive 14 hours,
It sure did beat all those cold showers,
for he knew his time with Ennis was hot,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on July 16, 2006, 01:29:10 pm

Jack would happily drive 14 hours,
It sure did beat all those cold showers,
for he knew his time with Ennis was hot,
The very best "luvin'" he ever got,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 16, 2006, 01:42:29 pm
Jack would happily drive 14 hours,
It sure did beat all those cold showers,
for he knew his time with Ennis was hot,
The very best "luvin'" he ever got,
Like always, to Ennis he relinquished his powers!


 ;)

Another one:

They claimed to be saving up for a small spread,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on July 16, 2006, 07:04:59 pm
They claimed to be saving up for a small spread,
Two separate lives, who knew what lie ahead!?!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 16, 2006, 08:13:21 pm
They claimed to be saving up for a small spread,
Two separate lives, who knew what lie ahead!?!
Ennis had wedding plans with Alma,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on July 17, 2006, 12:57:01 am
They claimed to be saving up for a small spread,
Two separate lives,who knew what lie ahead?,
Ennis had wedding plans with Alma,
Jack was goin to help his old pa,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 17, 2006, 08:21:39 am
They claimed to be saving up for a small spread,
Two separate lives,who knew what lie ahead?,
Ennis had wedding plans with Alma,
Jack was goin to help his old pa.
How I wish they'd just eloped together instead!

 :-\


New first line:


Brought up to hard work and privation,

Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Front-Ranger on July 17, 2006, 09:54:07 am
Brought up to hard work and privation,
Our boys had a low expectation
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 17, 2006, 11:43:20 am
Brought up to hard work and privation,
Our boys had a low expectation.
They were used to the tough life,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on July 17, 2006, 12:02:02 pm

Brought up to hard work and privation,
Our boys had a low expectation.
They were used to the tough life,
Where disappointment ran rife
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 17, 2006, 12:09:23 pm
Brought up to hard work and privation,
Our boys had a low expectation.
They were used to the tough life,
Where disappointment ran rife,
still more sweet was each "fishin'-vacation"!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 17, 2006, 12:22:35 pm
Another:


Every night together was heavenly bliss,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Front-Ranger on July 17, 2006, 12:34:07 pm
Every night together was heavenly bliss,
When two cowboys would join for a kiss,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 17, 2006, 01:11:22 pm
Every night together was heavenly bliss,
When two cowboys would join for a kiss,
Hearts pounding, bodies tingling, sweat dripping
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on July 17, 2006, 01:19:05 pm

Every night together was heavenly bliss,
When two cowboys would join for a kiss,
Hearts pounding, bodies tingling, sweat dripping
Would lead to some unzipping and stripping
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 17, 2006, 01:26:15 pm
Every night together was heavenly bliss,
When two cowboys would join for a kiss,
Hearts pounding, bodies tingling, sweat dripping
Would lead to some unzipping and stripping
The passion so strong and way too hot to miss!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 17, 2006, 04:25:35 pm
Every night together was heavenly bliss,
When two cowboys would join for a kiss,
Hearts pounding, bodies tingling, sweat dripping
Would lead to some unzipping and stripping
The passion so strong and way too hot to miss!

Xcellent!  :)


In '63, they were eager, young at heart

Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on July 17, 2006, 04:28:37 pm
In '63, they were eager, young at heart
But by summer's end they had to part  :'(
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 17, 2006, 04:37:44 pm
In '63, they were eager, young at heart
But by summer's end they had to part .
Feeling so bad they found nothing to say,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Becky on July 17, 2006, 04:50:25 pm
In '63, they were eager, young at heart
But by summer's end they had to part .
Feeling so bad they found nothing to say
And found that it was harder that way
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 17, 2006, 04:53:37 pm
In '63, they were eager, young at heart
But by summer's end they had to part .
Feeling so bad they found nothing to say
And found that it was harder that way
Ah ... life can be a mean ol' fart!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 17, 2006, 05:41:09 pm
Better start a new one:



You're late, Jack told Ennis and grinned


Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 17, 2006, 05:44:49 pm
You're late, Jack told Ennis and grinned
I couldn't wait, so me 'n my right hand've sinned!


 :P
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 17, 2006, 05:56:59 pm
 :o  :o  :o

 ;)

 :P


You're late, Jack told Ennis and grinned
I couldn't wait, so me 'n my right hand've sinned!
But don't worry, you'll very soon see
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 17, 2006, 06:09:35 pm
:o  :o  :o

 ;)

 :P

 ;D

You're late, Jack told Ennis and grinned
I couldn't wait, so me 'n my right hand've sinned!
But don't worry, you'll very soon see
Just how much passionate fire I got in me!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 17, 2006, 06:55:15 pm
You're late, Jack told Ennis and grinned
I couldn't wait, so me 'n my right hand've sinned!
But don't worry, you'll very soon see
Just how much passionate fire I got in me!
Give me a minute, then I'll have you pinned!




(http://catandmoon.com/thud.gif)

Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on July 17, 2006, 06:57:47 pm
ok....i'll start one....you've been so good Mikaela....


I didnt send you up there to stem roses,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Front-Ranger on July 17, 2006, 06:59:50 pm
I didnt send you up there to stem roses,
But rather to keep count of sheep's noses,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 17, 2006, 07:02:34 pm
I didnt send you up there to stem roses,
But rather to keep count of sheep's noses,
I saw you two going at it like bonnies!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on July 18, 2006, 12:08:20 am
I didnt send you up there to stem roses,
But rathr to keep count of sheep's noses,
I saw you two going at it like bonnies!
If you do it again, you'll be gone-eys,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Front-Ranger on July 18, 2006, 10:54:02 am
I didnt send you up there to stem roses,
But rathr to keep count of sheep's noses,
I saw you two going at it like bonnies!
If you do it again, you'll be gone-eys,
But could U teach me a few of those poses?
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 18, 2006, 03:50:12 pm
I didnt send you up there to stem roses,
But rathr to keep count of sheep's noses,
I saw you two going at it like bonnies!
If you do it again, you'll be gone-eys,
But could U teach me a few of those poses?

woohoo!


Jack, your lips taste sweeter than honey ..
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on July 18, 2006, 04:52:28 pm
Jack, your lips taste sweeter than honey ..
And yer even cuter than a fluffy bunny
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 18, 2006, 04:59:51 pm
Jack, your lips taste sweeter than honey ..
And yer even cuter than a fluffy bunny.
I am dying to make love to you ...



(Err..I am talking as Ennis there folks, won't want Ennis to get jealous or nothing..)   ::)  :P
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on July 18, 2006, 05:13:10 pm
Jack, your lips taste sweeter than honey ..
And yer even cuter than a fluffy bunny.
I am dying to make love to you ...
Were we French, you'd be my "petit chou"!

Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 18, 2006, 06:08:38 pm
Jack, your lips taste sweeter than honey ..
And yer even cuter than a fluffy bunny.
I am dying to make love to you ...
Were we French, you'd be my "petit chou"!
You are my everything, who needs women or money!


  ;D (no offense to women everywhere ...)

Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on July 19, 2006, 08:26:53 am
I see the campfire down the hill,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on July 19, 2006, 01:29:09 pm
I see the campfire down the hill,
Fantasizing about Ennis' drill
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on July 19, 2006, 01:41:10 pm
I see the campfire down the hill,
Fantasizing about Ennis' drill
I'm up here thinkin' 'Sheep be damned'
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Snowflakes on July 19, 2006, 02:17:10 pm
I see the campfire down the hill,
Fantasizing about Ennis' drill
I'm up here thinkin' 'Sheep be damned'
I'm feeling the need to be rammed
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 19, 2006, 02:31:39 pm
I see the campfire down the hill,
Fantasizing about Ennis' drill
I'm up here thinkin' 'Sheep be damned'
I'm feeling the need to be rammed
I'm so damn horny, who needs a blue pill?!


 ;)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 19, 2006, 02:32:37 pm
It went on for twenty hard, long years
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on July 19, 2006, 02:43:23 pm
It went on for twenty hard, long years
I miss you so much it brings me to tears
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 19, 2006, 02:47:31 pm
It went on for twenty hard, long years
I miss you so much it brings me to tears
How can you keep walking away?
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on July 19, 2006, 02:54:40 pm
It went on for twenty hard, long years
I miss you so much it brings me to tears
How can you keep walking away?
When I need you more and more each day?
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on July 19, 2006, 04:18:46 pm
It went on for twenty hard, long years
I miss you so much it brings me to tears
How can you keep walking away?
When I need you more and more each day?
Please come back and ease these fears.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on July 19, 2006, 05:14:34 pm
I sit here smokin', lookin' down to the street
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on July 19, 2006, 05:38:12 pm
I sit here smokin', lookin' down to the street
There he is, I jump to my feet
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 19, 2006, 06:02:49 pm
I sit here smokin', lookin' down to the street
There he is, I jump to my feet
He has never looked so utterly delicious!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on July 19, 2006, 06:18:23 pm
I sit here smokin', lookin' down to the street
There he is, I jump to my feet
He has never looked so utterly delicious!
Got my fingers crossed that Alma ain't suspicious
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on July 19, 2006, 07:18:07 pm
I sit here smokin', lookin' down to the street
There he is, I jump to my feet
He has never looked so utterly delicious!
Got my fingers crossed that Alma ain't suspicious
For I look so forward to these infrequent treats!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on July 19, 2006, 11:12:50 pm
I want you so much to love me, Ennis,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on July 20, 2006, 10:54:58 am
I want you so much to love me, Ennis,
I promise it will never be a menace
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Jackie Sparrow on July 20, 2006, 11:28:27 am
I want you so much to love me, Ennis,
I promise it will never be a menace
So stay by my side
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: JulietteMontague on July 20, 2006, 11:29:19 am
I want you so much to love me, Ennis,
I promise it will never be a menace
So stay by my side
And take a wild ride
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on July 20, 2006, 11:34:04 am
I want you so much to love me, Ennis,
I promise it will never be a menace
So stay by my side
And take a wild ride
Well bounce around like balls of tennis.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 20, 2006, 02:23:58 pm
Another!  :)


Ya, I been to Mexico, a man needs to get laid!



 ::)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 20, 2006, 02:31:07 pm
Ya, I been to Mexico, a man needs to get laid!
Hurts awful bad to cheat on you, feels like I've died.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 20, 2006, 02:54:31 pm
Ya, I been to Mexico, a man needs to get laid!
Hurts awful bad to cheat on you, feels like I've died.
All them boys were just a moment's fun,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 20, 2006, 03:21:42 pm
Ya, I been to Mexico, a man needs to get laid!
Hurts awful bad to cheat on you, feels like I've died.
All them boys were just a moment's fun,
over real quick, afore it begun,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 20, 2006, 03:38:56 pm
Ya, I been to Mexico, a man needs to get laid!
Hurts awful bad to cheat on you, feels like I've died.
All them boys were just a moment's fun,
over real quick, afore it begun,
What I feel for you is deep, it'll never fade!

Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on July 20, 2006, 05:28:55 pm
Okay!  Jack Nasty again!   ;)

Tonight, we'll share love in the tent
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 20, 2006, 07:08:50 pm
Tonight, we'll share love in the tent
I need ya badly, you are heaven-sent!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on July 20, 2006, 10:58:44 pm
Tonight,we'll share love in the tent
I need ya badly, you are heaven sent

Come hold me close, and show me your love,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 20, 2006, 11:02:41 pm
Tonight,we'll share love in the tent
I need ya badly, you are heaven sent
Come hold me close, and show me your love,
Yer the best gift I ever got from up above,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on July 21, 2006, 11:02:18 am
Tonight,we'll share love in the tent
I need ya badly, you are heaven sent
Come hold me close, and show me your love,
Yer the best gift I ever got from up above,
When we fall asleep we'll be totally spent.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 21, 2006, 02:12:51 pm
Another one:


Thunder and lightning were closing in
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 21, 2006, 04:20:04 pm
Thunder and lightning were closing in
Hailstones came down with a deafening din
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 21, 2006, 04:24:47 pm
Thunder and lightning were closing in
Hailstones came down with a deafening din.
"Can't go out there," Jack yelled
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 21, 2006, 04:46:21 pm
Thunder and lightning were closing in
Hailstones came down with a deafening din.
"Can't go out there," Jack yelled
"Not until my hunger for you is quelled!"
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on July 21, 2006, 04:59:57 pm
Thunder and lightning were closing in
Hailstones came down with a deafening din.
"Can't go out there," Jack yelled
"Not until my hunger for you is quelled!"
And soon both he and Ennis wore a grin.


LaShawn pledged Tri Delt at SMU
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 21, 2006, 05:31:55 pm
LaShawn pledged Tri Delt at SMU,
gaydar malfunctioning, talked herself blue,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 21, 2006, 05:40:57 pm
LaShawn pledged Tri Delt at SMU,
gaydar malfunctioning, talked herself blue,
Poor Randall, trapped with a chatterbox wife
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on July 21, 2006, 06:37:44 pm
LaShawn pledged Tri Delt at SMU,
Gaydar malfunction talked herself blue,
Poor Randall, trapped with a chatterbox wife,
He would happily cut out her tongue with a knife,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on July 21, 2006, 09:00:54 pm
Lashawn pledged Tri Delt at SMU,
Gaydar malfunction talked herself blue,
Poor Randall, trapped with a chatterbox wife,
He would happily cut out her tongue with a knife,
Oh, to undo this major boo-boo!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on July 21, 2006, 11:08:28 pm
Do you ever hear from Jack Nasty she said,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on July 22, 2006, 09:35:05 am
Do you ever hear from Jack Nasty she said,
He seized her wrist and she became filled with dread,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 23, 2006, 07:14:55 pm
Do you ever hear from Jack Nasty she said,
He seized her wrist and she became filled with dread,
Ennis fumed, his tone rough, his anger rising
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on July 23, 2006, 07:28:35 pm
Do you ever hear from Jack Nasty she said,
He seized her wrist and she became filled with dread,
Ennis fumed, his tone rough, his anger rising
Her wrist from his clenched fist she tried prising
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 23, 2006, 08:56:13 pm
Do you ever hear from Jack Nasty she said,
He seized her wrist and she became filled with dread,
Ennis fumed, his tone rough, his anger rising
Her wrist from his clenched fist she tried prising
He stormed off, wishing to punch someone in the head.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on July 23, 2006, 09:38:21 pm
(By the way, that last one turned out great)....all of you poets that dont know et......



See you next Sunday, he said to his girl,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 23, 2006, 10:03:52 pm
See you next Sunday, he said to his girl,
As he patted her head, playing with a curl.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on July 24, 2006, 09:39:45 am
See you next Sunday, he said to his girl,
As he patted her head, playing with a curl.
Jack and me, going fishin', he lied
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on July 24, 2006, 11:37:35 am
See you next Sunday, he said to his girl,
As he patted her head, playing with a curl.
Jack and me, going fishin', he lied
And a part of his soul thereby died
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Snowflakes on July 24, 2006, 11:55:39 am
See you next Sunday, he said to his girl,
As he patted her head, playing with a curl.
Jack and me, going fishin', he lied
And a part of his soul thereby died
But he still felt the need to give Jack a whirl.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 24, 2006, 12:42:56 pm
ANother:  :)

Ennis woke up sweating from his nightmare,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 24, 2006, 02:12:15 pm
Ennis woke up sweating from his nightmare:
Jack murdered in front of his own helpless stare,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on July 24, 2006, 02:53:29 pm
Ennis woke up sweating from his nightmare:
Jack murdered in front of his own helpless stare,
He saw his pillow was wet with tears,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 24, 2006, 02:59:57 pm
Ennis woke up sweating from his nightmare:
Jack murdered in front of his own helpless stare,
He saw his pillow was wet with tears,
a legacy of tire irons and leers
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on July 24, 2006, 03:04:39 pm
Ennis woke up sweating from his nightmare:
Jack murdered in front of his own helpless stare,
He saw his pillow was wet with tears,
a legacy of tire irons and leers,
If only he'd shown him how much he could care.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on July 24, 2006, 03:06:02 pm
 :'( :'( :'( *Sniff*... let's lighten it up a little...

Jack stared as Ennis dropped his drawers,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 24, 2006, 03:12:22 pm
Jack stared as Ennis dropped his drawers,
He pounced on Ennis, no time to pause.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ThePirateBride on July 24, 2006, 05:26:14 pm
Jack stared as Ennis dropped his drawers,
He pounced on Ennis, no time to pause.
"You're what I want for dinner
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: JulietteMontague on July 24, 2006, 05:32:22 pm
Jack stared as Ennis dropped his drawers,
He pounced on Ennis, no time to pause.
"You're what I want for dinner
And if you say I'm a sinner
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on July 24, 2006, 05:37:48 pm
Jack stared as Ennis dropped his drawers,
He pounced on Ennis, no time to pause.
"You're what I want for dinner
And if you say I'm a sinner
I'll gladly go down on all fours!  ;)

Another one...

Ennis awoke from his sleepy doze
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 24, 2006, 05:58:10 pm
Ennis awoke from his sleepy doze
to Jack's loving whispers 'bout stemming the rose
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 24, 2006, 06:26:57 pm
Ennis awoke from his sleepy doze
to Jack's loving whispers 'bout stemming the rose
Ennis sighed, "Boy, your rose is all ever I want!



 :o ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on July 25, 2006, 12:47:15 am
Ennis awoke from his sleepy doze
to Jack's loving whispers 'bout stemming the rose
Ennis sighed, "Boy, your rose is all ever I want!"
His feelings were real, though his love he dared not flaunt
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 25, 2006, 11:22:43 am
Ennis awoke from his sleepy doze
to Jack's loving whispers 'bout stemming the rose
Ennis sighed, "Boy, your rose is all ever I want!"
His feelings were real, though his love he dared not flaunt
"C'mere",Jack whispered holding Ennis tight and close.

 ;)


Sometimes I miss ya so much, it pains me
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on July 25, 2006, 06:21:20 pm
Sometimes I miss ya so much, it pains me
Why cant you stay, and let things just be
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 25, 2006, 06:44:26 pm
Sometimes I miss ya so much, it pains me
Why cant you stay, and let things just be
Twice a year just ain't good enough!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on July 25, 2006, 08:09:17 pm
Sometimes I miss ya so uch, it pains me,
Why cant you stay, and let yhings just be,
Twice a year just aint good enough,
The longing and yearning, gets a  bit tough,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 25, 2006, 08:55:59 pm
Sometimes I miss ya so much, it pains me,
Why cant you stay, and let things just be,
Twice a year just aint good enough!
The longing and yearning, gets a  bit tough,
I want you now and always.  Can't you see?

 :-*


"Well, I'm goin a warsh everything I can reach
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on July 25, 2006, 11:23:19 pm
"Well, I'm goin a warsh everything I can reach,
Then I'll look like a nice juicy peach!"
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on July 26, 2006, 12:42:49 am
"Well, I'm goin a warsh everything I can reach,
Then I'll look like a nice juicy peach"
Freshen up, and feel like new
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 26, 2006, 01:36:53 am
"Well, I'm goin a warsh everything I can reach,
Then I'll look like a nice juicy peach"
Freshen up, and feel like new
And then I can get my hands on you!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on July 26, 2006, 01:47:11 am
"Well, I'm goin a warsh everything I can reach
Then I'll look like a nice juicy peach
Freshen up, and feel like new
And then I can get my hands on you
Guess you've got some things to teach!

 :)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on July 26, 2006, 08:43:46 am
He wrote to say the divorce is thru,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on July 26, 2006, 08:55:28 am
He wrote to say the divorce is thru,
not realizing his words, Jack would misconstrue,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on July 26, 2006, 09:33:07 am
He wrote to say the divorce is thru,
not realizing his words, Jack would misconstrue,
Jack drove 14 hours, red-lined it all the way,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on July 26, 2006, 09:57:56 am
He wrote to say the divorce is thru,
not realizing his words, Jack would misconstrue,
Jack drove 14 hours, red-lined it all the way,
Only to hear, "I've got my girls, what can I say?"
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 26, 2006, 01:59:50 pm
He wrote to say the divorce is thru,
not realizing his words, Jack would misconstrue,
Jack drove 14 hours, red-lined it all the way,
Only to hear, "I've got my girls, what can I say?"
Jack drove away tears, what else could he do?


 :-\


Ennis melted in Jack's tight embrace,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on July 26, 2006, 02:04:58 pm
Ennis melted in Jack's tight embrace,
And gazed into that much-loved face,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on July 26, 2006, 02:11:07 pm
Ennis melted in Jack's tight embrace,
And gazed into that much-loved face,
Placed a kiss on Jack's mouth,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on July 26, 2006, 02:14:55 pm
Ennis melted in Jack's tight embrace,
And gazed into that much-loved face,
Placed a kiss on Jack's mouth,
And wondered if he should head south,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 26, 2006, 02:18:55 pm
Ennis melted in Jack's tight embrace,
And gazed into that much-loved face,
Placed a kiss on Jack's mouth,
And wondered if he should head south,
With his tongue, Jack's soft lips he did trace.


Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on July 26, 2006, 02:20:49 pm
"Ennis?" said Alma in her misery voice,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on July 26, 2006, 02:25:12 pm
"Ennis?" said Alma in her misery voice,
"You been messin' around with boys?"
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 26, 2006, 02:41:37 pm
"Ennis?" said Alma in her misery voice,
"You been messin' around with boys?"
"Jack Twist? Jack Nasty!" she said,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 26, 2006, 03:00:17 pm
"Ennis?" said Alma in her misery voice,
"You been messin' around with boys?"
"Jack Twist? Jack Nasty!" she said,
His face burned with shame as he hung his head.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 26, 2006, 03:23:28 pm
"Ennis?" said Alma in her misery voice,
"You been messin' around with boys?"
"Jack Twist? Jack Nasty!" she said,
His face burned with shame as he hung his head.
The secret revealed despite all careful ploys!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Snowflakes on July 26, 2006, 04:32:18 pm
Marvelous! 8)

Ennis thought "I want to marry that Jack"
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Jackie Sparrow on July 26, 2006, 05:18:01 pm
Ennis thought "I want to marry that Jack
And take a ride on his strong back
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 26, 2006, 05:27:00 pm
Ennis thought "I want to marry that Jack
And take a ride on his strong back.
That blue-eyed boy has stolen my heart,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on July 26, 2006, 05:36:05 pm

Ennis thought "I want to marry that Jack
And take a ride on his strong back.
That blue-eyed boy has stolen my heart,
And I don't think we should live apart
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on July 26, 2006, 05:40:44 pm
Ennis thought "I want to marry that Jack
And take a ride on his strong back.
That blue-eyed boy has stolen my heart,
And I don't think we should live apart
Without him, this life I could not hack.


Anuvver??

Jack looked at Ennis as he was sleeping,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on July 26, 2006, 05:59:18 pm
Jack looked at Ennis as he was sleeping,
and realized his feelings for him were deepening,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on July 26, 2006, 06:03:17 pm
Jack looked at Ennis as he was sleeping,
and realized his feelings for him were deepening.
He wanted to kiss that lovely face
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on July 26, 2006, 06:08:15 pm
Jack looked at Ennis as he was sleeping,
and realized his feelings for him were deepening.
He wanted to kiss that lovely face
And with his fingers his contours trace
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 26, 2006, 06:27:34 pm
Jack looked at Ennis as he was sleeping,
and realized his feelings for him were deepening.
He wanted to kiss that lovely face
And with his fingers his contours trace.
He sighed, "Ennis, how you set my heart a-leaping!"
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on July 26, 2006, 06:31:10 pm
Jack looked at Ennis as he was sleeping,
and realized his feelings for him were deepening.
He wanted to kiss that lovely face
And with his fingers his contours trace.
He sighed, "Ennis, how you set my heart a-leaping!"

Awww, that one's so sweet!  :)

On another romantic note...


Jack wrapped his arms around Ennis's chest,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 26, 2006, 06:51:11 pm
Jack wrapped his arms around Ennis's chest,
Closed his eyes and dreamed of the rest.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 26, 2006, 07:14:32 pm
Jack wrapped his arms around Ennis's chest,
Closed his eyes and dreamed of the rest:
A sweet life together
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Snowflakes on July 26, 2006, 07:30:13 pm
Jack wrapped his arms around Ennis's chest,
Closed his eyes and dreamed of the rest:
A sweet life together
Let's stay together
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on July 26, 2006, 10:27:32 pm
Jack wrapped his arms around Ennis's chest,
Closed his eyes and dreamed of the rest,
A sweet life together,
Lets stay together,
This love of ours is surely the best...




I'm glad you left that 'monica home,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on July 27, 2006, 09:56:10 am
I'm glad you left that 'monica home,
the sound it makes causes the sheep to roam!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on July 27, 2006, 10:06:11 am
I'm glad you left that 'monica home,
The sound it causes the sheep to roam!
You can't play worth a damn,
That could kill the best ram!

(Sorry, just had to post two lines this time...) ;D
 
 
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Snowflakes on July 27, 2006, 10:55:57 am
I'm glad you left that 'monica home,
The sound it causes the sheep to roam!
You can't play worth a damn,
That could kill the best ram!
You can dump that old piece of chrome.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 27, 2006, 12:56:03 pm
Yes!  :)


With his tongue, Ennis traced Jack's collarbone
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Jackie Sparrow on July 27, 2006, 01:17:10 pm
With his tongue, Ennis traced Jack's collarbone
And between them both there arose a groan
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on July 27, 2006, 01:22:48 pm
With his tongue, Ennis traced Jack's collarbone
And between them both there arose a groan
Lips met skin in feather-light touches
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: JulietteMontague on July 27, 2006, 01:43:45 pm
With his tongue, Ennis traced Jack's collarbone
And between them both there arose a groan
Lips met skin in feather-light touches
Enveloped in each other's clutches
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on July 27, 2006, 01:56:57 pm
With his tongue, Ennis traced Jack's collarbone
And between them both there arose a groan
Lips met skin in feather-light touches
Enveloped in each other's clutches
As the seeds of a life-long love were sown.


Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 27, 2006, 02:09:24 pm
With his tongue, Ennis traced Jack's collarbone
And between them both there arose a groan
Lips met skin in feather-light touches
Enveloped in each other's clutches
As the seeds of a life-long love were sown.


Y'all are brilliant! 
Cool ..Another  ;):


Ennis lowered himself seductively on Jack,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Triple Threat on July 27, 2006, 02:30:16 pm
Ennis lowered himself seductively on Jack,
Savoring their first time in the sack
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Front-Ranger on July 27, 2006, 02:40:15 pm
Ennis lowered himself seductively on Jack,
Savoring their first time in the sack
He don't need no lotion
Just his own locomotion
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on July 27, 2006, 02:47:54 pm
Ennis lowered himself seductively on Jack,
Savoring their first time in the sack
He don't need no lotion
Just his own locomotion
From this point onwards there was no turning back!

 :)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 27, 2006, 10:54:30 pm
Another:


Ennis slipped a cold hand in Jack's jeans,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on July 27, 2006, 11:11:55 pm
Ennis slipped a cold hand in Jack's jeans,
And Jack lay back, he knows what this means,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 27, 2006, 11:29:07 pm
Ennis slipped a cold hand in Jack's jeans,
And Jack lay back, he knows what this means,
Jack moaned as Ennis got busy
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on July 27, 2006, 11:34:25 pm
Ennis slipped a cold hand in Jack's jeans,
And Jack lay back, he knows what this means,
Jack moaned as Ennis got busy
Passion made him feel quite dizzy
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 28, 2006, 12:00:40 am
Ennis slipped a cold hand in Jack's jeans,
And Jack lay back, he knows what this means,
Jack moaned as Ennis got busy
Passion made him fell quite dizzy
They were randier than a pair o' lads in their teens.

Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Snowflakes on July 28, 2006, 10:52:40 am
Good one! 8)

Jack's driving all day to meet his lover
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on July 28, 2006, 12:15:58 pm
Jack's driving all day to meet his lover,
They kissed passionately, trying to take cover,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 28, 2006, 12:29:35 pm
Jack's driving all day to meet his lover,
They kissed passionately, trying to take cover,
Their breathing uneven, oozing with lust
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on July 28, 2006, 04:55:51 pm
Jack's driving all day to meet his lover,
They kissed passionately, trying to take cover,
Their breathing uneven, oozing with lust,
Their bodies entwined - so rugged, so robust,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Snowflakes on July 28, 2006, 05:15:40 pm
Jack's driving all day to meet his lover,
They kissed passionately, trying to take cover,
Their breathing uneven, oozing with lust,
Their bodies entwined - so rugged, so robust,
They're meant for each other they discover!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on July 28, 2006, 07:13:35 pm
Very, very nice!

Two old guys ranched together, Earl and Rich
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 28, 2006, 07:15:17 pm
Two old guys ranched together, Earl and Rich
Lil did they know Earl would end up in a ditch,



 :(
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on July 28, 2006, 07:18:56 pm
Two old guys ranched together, Earl and Rich
Lil did they know Earl would end up in a ditch,
Was it Ennis's Pa what done the job?
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on July 28, 2006, 07:40:53 pm
Two old guys ranched together, Earl and Rich
Lil did they know Earl would end up in a ditch,
Was it Ennis's Pa what done the job
Or a murderous homophobic mob?
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on July 28, 2006, 07:51:05 pm
Two old guys ranched together, Earl and Rich,
L'il did they know EArl would end up in a ditch,
Was it Ennis's Pa, who did the job,
Or a murderous homophobic mob,
Whoever it was, whorsom son of a bitch...



Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 28, 2006, 09:51:27 pm
Two old guys ranched together, Earl and Rich,
L'il did they know EArl would end up in a ditch,
Was it Ennis's Pa, who did the job,
Or a murderous homophobic mob,
Whoever it was, whorsom son of a bitch...


Here here!!


" I told ya it aint gonna be that way"
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on July 28, 2006, 10:43:28 pm
" I told ya it aint gonna be that way",
It's too big of a price to pay,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on July 29, 2006, 12:08:53 am
"I told ya it aint gonna be that way",
It's too big of a price to pay,
You've got your life, and I got mine,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 29, 2006, 06:23:20 am
"I told ya it aint gonna be that way",
It's too big of a price to pay,
You've got your life, and I got mine,
our few meet-ups each year will be so fine,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on July 29, 2006, 03:07:09 pm
"I told ya it aint gonna be that way",
It's too big of a price to pay,
You've got your life, and I got mine,
our few meet-ups each year will be so fine,
For a few more occasions I'll pray!

 :-\

Another one:

With that boy next to him Jack was sleepless
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 29, 2006, 03:11:22 pm
With that boy next to him Jack was sleepless,
regretting he hadn't seen fit to undress
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 30, 2006, 07:45:47 pm
With that boy next to him Jack was sleepless,
regretting he hadn't seen fit to undress.
So he placed Ennis' had on lil Jack,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 30, 2006, 07:56:12 pm
With that boy next to him Jack was sleepless,
regretting he hadn't seen fit to undress.
So he placed Ennis' hand on lil Jack, -
guiding Ennis onto the right track, -
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on July 31, 2006, 08:00:36 am
With that boy next to him Jack was sleepless,
regretting he hadn't seen fit to undress,
So he placed Ennis's hand on lil Jack..
Guiding Ennis onto the right track,
Which made them both, completely breathless.




He stood and watched him drive away,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on July 31, 2006, 08:19:23 am
He stood and watched him drive away,
He was left with anger and utter dismay,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Snowflakes on July 31, 2006, 11:31:20 am
He stood and watched him drive away,
He was left with anger and utter dismay,
So a plan he hatched
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on July 31, 2006, 12:34:45 pm
He stood and watched him drive away,
He was left with anger and utter dismay,
So a plan he hatched,
He had to become detached,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 31, 2006, 01:40:38 pm
He stood and watched him drive away,
He was left with anger and utter dismay,
So a plan he hatched,
He had to become detached,
to keep complete despair at bay.  :'(
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 31, 2006, 02:49:42 pm
Another:  :)

Jack, in his dark camp, saw Ennis as night fire
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 31, 2006, 02:53:39 pm
Jack, in his dark camp, saw Ennis as night fire,
a bright and shining symbol of desire
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on July 31, 2006, 04:11:12 pm
Jack,in his dark camp, saw Ennis as night fire,
a bright and shining symbol of desire,
He longed for the time, when their bodies would touch,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on July 31, 2006, 04:46:42 pm
Jack,in his dark camp, saw Ennis as night fire,
a bright and shining symbol of desire,
He longed for the time, when their bodies would touch,
Never had he wanted something so much! 
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 31, 2006, 07:26:22 pm
Jack,in his dark camp, saw Ennis as night fire,
a bright and shining symbol of desire,
He longed for the time, when their bodies would touch,
Never had he wanted something so much!
His lust for the blonde boy climbed higher and higher.

 :)


Ennis hugged the shirt close to his heart,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on July 31, 2006, 08:34:15 pm
Ennis hugged the shirts close to his heart,
sting of tears made his eyes smart,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on July 31, 2006, 10:53:45 pm
Ennis hugged the shirts close to his heart,
sting of tears made his eyes smart,
All the memories came flooding back,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on August 01, 2006, 04:45:04 am
Ennis hugged the shirts close to his heart,
sting of tears made his eyes smart,
All the memories came flooding back,
those happy times he shared with Jack
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on August 01, 2006, 11:44:01 am
Ennis hugged the shirts close to his heart,
sting of tears made his eyes smart,
All the memories came flooding back,
those happy times he shared with Jack
How had they managed 20 whole years apart?


 :( 

Another Jack Nasty one:  :P

Jack hit the ground on his knees,

Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on August 01, 2006, 11:56:54 am
Jack hit the ground on his knees
Groaning: "Ennis, f*ck me, please!"

 :P
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on August 01, 2006, 12:07:07 pm
Jack hit the ground on his knees
Groaning: "Ennis, f*ck me, please!",
Ennis was panting with urgent need 'n desire,


 :o :P
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Jackie Sparrow on August 01, 2006, 12:53:29 pm
Jack hit the ground on his knees
Groaning: "Ennis, f*ck me, please!",
Ennis was panting with urgent need 'n desire,
And into Jack Ennis shot his fire
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on August 01, 2006, 12:56:04 pm
Jack hit the ground on his knees
Groaning: "Ennis, f*ck me, please!",
Ennis was panting with urgent need 'n desire,
And into Jack Ennis shot his fire
"Guns goin' off!", Jack yelled with his release!



Hot effin' damn!  ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on August 01, 2006, 01:09:37 pm
Time to cool down a bit?   ;)   Next one:



Why are we always out in the cold?
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on August 01, 2006, 01:24:03 pm
Why are we always out in the cold,
When we could be in Mexico, being randy 'n bold?
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on August 01, 2006, 01:46:46 pm
Why are we always out in the cold,
When we could be in Mexico, being randy 'n bold?
Could do the lambada,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Jackie Sparrow on August 01, 2006, 01:53:49 pm
Why are we always out in the cold,
When we could be in Mexico, being randy 'n bold?
Could do the lambada,
Until we know nada (nothing)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on August 01, 2006, 02:01:06 pm
Why are we always out in the cold,
When we could be in Mexico, being randy 'n bold?
Could do the lambada,
Until we know nada (nothing) -
in bed that works fine, so I'm told!  :P
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on August 01, 2006, 02:18:39 pm
New one!  ;D

A waitress wanted a footrub
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on August 01, 2006, 05:08:54 pm
A waitress wanted a footrub
She went to Ennis, not a dude named Bob ..



(Sorry, had nothing else to post here .. ;D )
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on August 01, 2006, 05:33:13 pm
A waitress wanted a footrub
She went to Ennis, not a dude named Bob...
Put her feet in his lap
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on August 01, 2006, 06:03:32 pm
A waitress wanted a footrub
She went to Ennis, not a dude named Bob,
Put her feet in his lap,
Thought, I'll need to draw him a map,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on August 01, 2006, 06:06:24 pm
A waitress wanted a footrub
She went to Ennis, not a dude named Bob,
Put her feet in his lap,
Thought, I'll need to draw him a map,
He was so irritated, he almost let out a sob!



LOL..kinda silly one!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on August 01, 2006, 06:11:12 pm

He was wearing his sexy pyjama  ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Daniel on August 01, 2006, 06:23:18 pm
He was wearing his sexy pyjama.
And in came his hot little mama.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on August 01, 2006, 06:33:24 pm
He was wearing his sexy pyjama.
And in came his hot little mama.
Kissing softly his neck
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on August 01, 2006, 06:35:39 pm
He was wearing his sexy pyjama.
And in came his hot little mama.
Kissing softly his neck
Coaxing 'n seducing him with a peck
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Daniel on August 01, 2006, 06:37:04 pm
He was wearing his sexy pyjama.
And in came his hot little mama.
Kissing softly his neck
Coaxing 'n seducing him with a peck
But he would rather be with a llama.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on August 01, 2006, 06:43:09 pm
 :laugh:

There he sat, downing beer and chain smokin'
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Daniel on August 01, 2006, 06:47:36 pm
There he sat, downing beer and chain smokin'.
Thinkin 'bout his last Jack-o-pokin.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on August 01, 2006, 07:16:36 pm
He was wearing his sexy pyjama.
And in came his hot little mama.
Kissing softly his neck
Coaxing 'n seducing him with a peck
But he would rather be with a llama.
:laugh:


There he sat, downing beer and chain smokin'.
Thinkin 'bout his last Jack-o-pokin.
Then came this lass named Cassie ..
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Daniel on August 01, 2006, 07:17:58 pm
There he sat, downing beer and chain smokin'.
Thinkin 'bout his last Jack-o-pokin.
Then came this lass named Cassie ..
She thought she'd be sassy.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on August 01, 2006, 08:17:45 pm
There he sat, downing beer and chain smokin',
Thinkin 'bout hislast jack-o pokin,
Then came this lass,named Cassie,
She thought she'd be sassy,
But Ennis thought, "you gotta be jokin'.


(another one, along the lines with Cassie)

I know that you're gay, but I'll change ya,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Daniel on August 01, 2006, 09:42:35 pm
"I know that you're gay, but I'll change ya",
To which Ennis replied with a mere "Heh".
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on August 01, 2006, 10:43:51 pm
"I know that you're gay, but I'll change ya",
To which Ennis replied with a mere "Heh".
She was cute, but just not his cup of tea.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Daniel on August 01, 2006, 11:01:45 pm
"I know that you're gay, but I'll change ya",
To which Ennis replied with a mere "Heh".
She was cute, but just not his cup of tea.
And then when he got up to go pee
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on August 01, 2006, 11:13:59 pm
"I know that you're gay, but I'll change ya".
To which Ennis replied witha a mere "Heh"
She was cute, but not just his cup of tea
And then when he got up to go pee,
He wished that she would just piss off....

(Sorry, couldnt think of a rhyme)


Ma Twist said, "go up to Jack's room",

Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on August 02, 2006, 12:03:39 pm
Ma Twist said, "go up to Jack's room"
To the closet Ennis eyes did zoom
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on August 02, 2006, 12:23:12 pm
Ma Twist said, "go up to Jack's room"
To the closet Ennis eyes did zoom
On his shoulders, the weight of the world laid
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Daniel on August 02, 2006, 04:08:16 pm
Ma Twist said, "go up to Jack's room"
To the closet Ennis eyes did zoom
On his shoulders, the weight of the world laid
And for two nestled shirts he unknowingly prayed.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on August 02, 2006, 05:16:09 pm
Ma Twist said, "go up to Jack's room"
To the closet Ennis eyes did zoom
On his shoulders, the weight of the world laid
And for two nestled shirts he unknowingly prayed.
Nothing could erase his overwhelming gloom.

 :-\

A Happier One ...


"I done it with girls, but it aint the same,"
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on August 02, 2006, 05:18:32 pm
I done it with girls, but it aint the same,
Each time I'm with Alma, I whisper your name!

 :P
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on August 02, 2006, 05:25:52 pm
I done it with girls, but it aint the same,
Each time I'm with Alma, I whisper your name!
You light my fire like no woman ever could,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on August 02, 2006, 06:02:27 pm
I done it with girls, but it aint the same,
Each time I'm with Alma, I whisper your name!
You light my fire like no woman ever could,
I say you got me - you got me good!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on August 02, 2006, 06:14:26 pm
I done it with girls, but it aint the same,
Each time I'm with Alma, I whisper your name!
You light my fire like no woman ever could,
I say you got me - you got me good!
I swear, I aint saying all this 'cause I just came!


  8) :P
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on August 03, 2006, 01:18:37 am
A new one!  ;D

Nervously pacing, he downed beer after beer
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on August 03, 2006, 06:19:35 am
Nervously pacing, he downed beer after beer,
Kept watch out the window, Jack soon would be here,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Daniel on August 03, 2006, 07:14:39 am
Nervously pacing, he downed beer after beer,
Kept watch out the window, Jack soon would be here,
And when Jack arrived,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on August 03, 2006, 11:58:37 am
Nervously pacing, he downed beer after beer
Kept watch out the window, Jack soon would be here
And when Jack arrived
Ennis' spirits revived
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on August 03, 2006, 12:28:31 pm
Nervously pacing, he downed beer after beer
Kept watch out the window, Jack soon would be here
And when Jack arrived
Ennis' spirits revived
Here was the man he loved and held so dear!


 :-*
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on August 03, 2006, 05:59:41 pm
New one!

"Four years!" sighed Jack, holding Ennis tight
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on August 03, 2006, 06:40:36 pm
"Four years!" sighed Jack, holding Ennis tight
during that steamy-hot motel-bed night
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on August 03, 2006, 07:40:40 pm
"Four years!" sighed Jack, holding Ennis tight,
during that steamy hot motel bed night,
You know "it could always be this way"
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on August 03, 2006, 07:44:57 pm
"Four years!" sighed Jack, holding Ennis tight,
during that steamy-hot motel-bed night.
"You know "it could always be this way.
Let's stay together - what do you say?"
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Daniel on August 03, 2006, 08:58:22 pm
Four years!" sighed Jack, holding Ennis tight,
during that steamy-hot motel-bed night.
"You know "it could always be this way.
Let's stay together - what do you say?"
To him, nothing could be more right.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on August 03, 2006, 10:22:39 pm
Another:  ;)

He rolled her over, did quickly what she hated,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Daniel on August 03, 2006, 10:41:48 pm
He rolled her over, did quickly what she hated,
She wasn't pleased but he was soon elated.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on August 03, 2006, 11:32:49 pm
He rolled her over, did quickly what she hated,
She wasn't pleased, but he was soon elated,
He wished it was Jack, that he was pleasin'
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Daniel on August 03, 2006, 11:34:36 pm
He rolled her over, did quickly what she hated,
She wasn't pleased, but he was soon elated,
He wished it was Jack, that he was pleasin'
Though he couldn't think of a particular reason.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on August 04, 2006, 12:30:10 am
He rolled her over, did quickly what she hated,
She wasn't pleased, but he was soon elated,
He wished it was Jack, that he was pleasin'
Though he couldn't think of a particular reason.
He fantasized 'bout Jack till he was sated.

 ;)



Jack was constantly bitching about the cold,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on August 04, 2006, 04:17:05 am
Jack was constantly bitching about the cold,
He needed someone warm to hold,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on August 04, 2006, 04:42:49 am
Jack was constantly bitching about the cold,
He needed someone warm to hold.
But Ennis too seldom took the hint
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on August 04, 2006, 11:42:14 am
Jack was constantly bitching about the cold,
He needed someone warm to hold.
But Ennis too seldom took the hint
Did he even consider Mexico? No he di'nt!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on August 04, 2006, 02:23:04 pm
Jack was constantly bitching about the cold,
He needed someone warm to hold.
But Ennis too seldom took the hint
Did he even consider Mexico? No he di'nt!
"No way!" Jack was constantly told.

 >:(
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on August 04, 2006, 03:24:39 pm
Time for a ..ahem.. Jack Nasty Limerick!  8)


"I need ya, take me now Ennis!", Jack cried


Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on August 04, 2006, 03:31:54 pm
"I need ya, take me now Ennis!", Jack cried.
"Okay then, if need be", Ennis sighed.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on August 04, 2006, 03:54:21 pm
"I need ya, take me now Ennis!", Jack cried.
"Okay then, if need be", Ennis sighed.
"Yes!  The need be!" Jack frowned, "Get on it!"


  ::) :laugh:
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on August 04, 2006, 04:07:18 pm
"I need ya, take me now Ennis!", Jack cried.
"Okay then, if need be", Ennis sighed.
"Yes!  The need be!" Jack frowned, "Get on it!"
So Ennis, assiduously, gathered some spit...

 :P
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on August 04, 2006, 05:04:49 pm
"I need ya, take me now Ennis!", Jack cried.
"Okay then, if need be", Ennis sighed.
"Yes!  The need be!" Jack frowned, "Get on it!"
So Ennis, assiduously, gathered some spit...
And mounted him, saddling up for a long ride!


 8)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on August 04, 2006, 05:32:47 pm
There's no way you're gettin them ashes, young man,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on August 04, 2006, 05:41:57 pm
There's no way you're gettin them ashes, young man
They go in the plot to Uncle George and Aunt Jen!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Front-Ranger on August 04, 2006, 05:46:16 pm
There's no way you're gettin them ashes, young man
They go in the plot to Uncle George and Aunt Jen!
Think you're so goddamn special
That you fancy you shall
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on August 04, 2006, 09:10:49 pm
There's no way you're gettin them ashes, young man
They go in the plot to Uncle George and Aunt Jen!
Think you're so goddamn special
That you fancy you shall
Leave here with Jack, the hell you can!

 :-\


He looked at the shirts through stinging tears,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Daniel on August 04, 2006, 09:17:03 pm
He looked at the shirts through stinging tears,
But nothing is as it appears.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on August 04, 2006, 09:27:22 pm
He looked at the shirts through stinging tears,
But nothing is as it appears.
"How could you die and leave me alone?"
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Daniel on August 04, 2006, 09:41:42 pm
He looked at the shirts through stinging tears,
But nothing is as it appears.
"How could you die and leave me alone?
How am I to live like this," he groaned.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on August 04, 2006, 11:34:53 pm
He looked at  the shirts through stinging tears,
But nothing is  as it appears.
"How could you die, and leave me alone?"
"How am I to live like this" he groaned,
"For I loved you so much, for all those years".



The shirts, they hang on the closet door,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on August 05, 2006, 05:25:36 am
The shirts, they hang on the closet door,
Reminders of a time that was no more
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on August 06, 2006, 08:02:14 am
The shirts they hang on the closet door,
Reminders of a time that was no more,
When Jack and Ennis had just found love,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on August 06, 2006, 06:23:24 pm
The shirts they hang on the closet door,
Reminders of a time that was no more,
When Jack and Ennis had just found love,
And their spirits soared with the birds above.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Daniel on August 06, 2006, 06:27:49 pm
The shirts they hang on the closet door,
Reminders of a time that was no more,
When Jack and Ennis had just found love,
And their spirits soared with the birds above.
The joy 'twas whispered in their hearts' core.

(Yes that was an intentional singular)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on August 06, 2006, 06:32:58 pm

New one!  :)

The motor started up, after all 
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on August 06, 2006, 06:38:33 pm
The motor started up, after all
and Ennis felt in free fall
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on August 06, 2006, 07:20:14 pm
The motor started up, after all
and Ennis felt in free fall.
The summer of their dreams had ended,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on August 06, 2006, 08:39:24 pm
The motor started up, after all
and Ennis felt in free fall.
The summer of their dreams had ended,
All would be fine he pretended,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Daniel on August 06, 2006, 09:59:08 pm
The motor started up, after all
and Ennis felt in free fall.
The summer of their dreams had ended,
All would be fine he pretended,
But then drove his fist into the brick wall.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on August 06, 2006, 10:13:03 pm
He married Alma, that day in November
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on August 07, 2006, 09:28:57 am
He married Alma, that day in November.
For her it was heaven, a day to remember
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on August 07, 2006, 01:46:46 pm
He married Alma, that day in November,
For her it was heaven, a day to remember,
They honeymooned on snowy slopes,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on August 07, 2006, 06:08:42 pm
He married Alma, that day in November,
For her it was heaven, a day to remember,
They honeymooned on snowy slopes,
emotions mixed: Regrets and hopes
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on August 07, 2006, 06:47:32 pm
He married Alma, that day in November,
For her it was heaven, a day to remember,
They honeymooned on snowy slopes,
Emotions mixed, regrets and hopes,
But thoughts of Jack, he could not surrender.



Was this the life that Ennis hoped for,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on August 08, 2006, 01:28:54 am

Was this the life that Ennis hoped for?
No!  His heart said that he needed more
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on August 08, 2006, 06:32:00 am
Was this the life that Ennis hoped for?
No, his heart said that he needed more,
But Jack and him had said good-bye,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on August 08, 2006, 10:14:01 am
Was this the life that Ennis hoped for?
No, his heart said that he needed more,
But Jack and him had said good-bye,
for Ennis that meant:"Till we die",
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on August 08, 2006, 12:18:23 pm
Was this the life that Ennis hoped for?
No, his heart said that he needed more,
But Jack and him had said good-bye,
for Ennis that meant:"Till we die",
Jack felt defeated, heart-broken and sore.

 :-\


He staggered outta bed, peed in the sink
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on August 08, 2006, 03:24:47 pm
He staggered outta bed, peed in the sink.
Sweet dreams of Jack better'n any shrink
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on August 08, 2006, 05:59:12 pm
He staggered outtabed, peed in the sink,
Sweet dreams of Jack better'n any shrink,
He dreamt of a time, when love was new,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on August 08, 2006, 06:06:23 pm
He staggered outtabed, peed in the sink,
Sweet dreams of Jack better'n any shrink,
He dreamt of a time, when love was new,
Hormones raged, and worries were a few.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on August 08, 2006, 06:15:59 pm
He staggered outtabed, peed in the sink,
Sweet dreams of Jack better'n any shrink,
He dreamt of a time, when love was new,
Hormones raged, and worries were a few.
Now, the only relief was a drink...

 :'(
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on August 08, 2006, 07:36:38 pm
If you dont want my kids, I'll leave you alone,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Clara7615 on August 09, 2006, 09:58:10 am
If you dont want my kids, I'll leave you alone,
I'm trying my best, but you just moan and groan
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on August 09, 2006, 06:48:55 pm
If you dont want my kids, I'll leave you alone
I'm trying my best, but you just moan and groan
To tell ya the truth, you bore me my dear
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Daniel on August 09, 2006, 06:50:45 pm
If you dont want my kids, I'll leave you alone
I'm trying my best, but you just moan and groan
To tell ya the truth, you bore me my dear.
I'm sure as heck ain't being judged by no peer.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on August 09, 2006, 06:56:42 pm
"If you dont want my kids, I'll leave you alone
I'm trying my best, but you just moan and groan
To tell ya the truth, you bore me my dear.
I'm sure as heck ain't being judged by no peer."
Ennis rolled off her, trying hard to ignore the 'bone'.


 :P
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on August 09, 2006, 11:49:38 pm
Alma stood at the window, watching them go
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on August 10, 2006, 09:23:30 am
Alma stood at the window, watching them go,
She wan't really sure if she wanted to know,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on August 10, 2006, 09:39:05 am
Alma stood at the window, watching them go,
She wasn't really sure if she wanted to know,
Was there some secret love between Ennis and Jack?,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on August 10, 2006, 10:47:06 am
Alma stood at the window, watching them go,
She wasn't really sure if she wanted to know,
Was there some secret love between Ennis and Jack?,
Should she stay or should she start to pack?
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on August 10, 2006, 11:20:07 am
Alma stood at the window, watching them go,
She wasn't really sure if she wanted to know,
Was there some secret love between Ennis and Jack?
Should she stay or should she start to pack?
Perplexed, she shed tears of deep sadness and woe.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on August 10, 2006, 11:28:34 am
He was driving to Ennis, now he was free,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on August 10, 2006, 11:51:26 am
He was driving to Ennis, now he was free,
They could have a life together, he would finally agree,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on August 10, 2006, 01:05:02 pm
He was driving to Ennis, now he was free,
They could have a life together, he would finally agree,
Little did Jack know what was in store,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on August 10, 2006, 05:38:26 pm
He was driving to Ennis, now he was free,
They could have a life together, he would finally agree,
Little did Jack know what was in store,
Ennis practically showed him the door,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Daniel on August 10, 2006, 05:43:05 pm
He was driving to Ennis, now he was free,
They could have a life together, he would finally agree,
Little did Jack know what was in store,
Ennis practically showed him the door,
And ripped Jacks heart out completely.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on August 12, 2006, 12:09:53 am
Gee, this thread has been very quiet over the past few days.....Come on....where are all my fellow Limerickans.......

Heres one to start off again......


"Who's this dude, just stepped out of his truck?"
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on August 12, 2006, 05:07:35 pm
"Who's this dude, just stepped out of his truck?"
Alone together on the mountain?  Imagine my luck!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on August 13, 2006, 07:49:22 am
"Who's this dude, just stepped out of his truck?"
Alone together on the mountain? Imagine my luck!
I'll sneak in a look, from under my hat,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on August 13, 2006, 08:20:18 am
"Who's this dude, just stepped out of his truck?"
Alone together on the mountain? Imagine my luck!
I'll sneak in a look, from under my hat,
He sure is hot, no denying that!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on August 14, 2006, 01:44:28 am
"Who's this dude, just stepped out of his truck?"
Alone togther on the mountain? Imagine my luck!
I'll sneak in a look from under my hat,
He sure is hot, no denying that,
And theres no doubt about it, that dude I'll fuck.

(sorry....i had to make it rhyme)


He's a bit of a lair, showin' off on his horse
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on August 14, 2006, 11:59:09 am
He's a bit of a lair, showin' off on his horse,
I sure as heck noticed, but of course!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on August 14, 2006, 06:35:42 pm
He's a bit of a lair, showin' off on his horse,
I sure as heck noticed, but of course,
If he rides me, like he rides that filly,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on August 14, 2006, 06:45:48 pm
He's a bit of a lair, showin' off on his horse,
I sure as heck noticed, but of course,
If he rides me, like he rides that filly,
You can be sure my willy won't be nilly!


 ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on August 15, 2006, 01:57:05 pm
He's a bit of a lair, showin' off on his horse,
I sure as heck noticed, but of course,
If he rides me, like he rides that filly,
You can be sure my willy won't be nilly!
And I will not have any remorse!

 :)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on August 15, 2006, 02:32:41 pm
Yes, we have been quiet here lately .. Let's rev it up folks!  :)
A Jack Nasty one ..


One touch from Ennis and it started to weep,


 :P
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Becky on August 15, 2006, 06:57:34 pm
One touch from Ennis and it started to weep,
One thing was sure; they weren't getting any sleep,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on August 16, 2006, 09:06:06 am
One touch from Ennis, and it started to weep,
One thing was sure;they weren't getting any sleep,
Their bodies were hot, as they tasted thier lust,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on August 16, 2006, 11:06:59 am
One touch from Ennis, and it started to weep,
One thing was sure;they weren't getting any sleep,
Their bodies were hot, as they tasted their lust,
Their passion rose with every thrust...

 :P
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Daniel on August 16, 2006, 09:32:55 pm
One touch from Ennis, and it started to weep,
One thing was sure;they weren't getting any sleep,
Their bodies were hot, as they tasted their lust,
Their passion rose with every thrust...
And sated desires, deeper than deep.

(Ack! Someone else want to try?)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on August 16, 2006, 11:14:56 pm
A chest crushing hug and two pairs of lips meeting...   :)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on August 18, 2006, 02:08:25 am
A chest crushing hug and two pairs of lips meeting...
After four fucking years, it was their way of greeting,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on August 18, 2006, 01:35:30 pm
A chest crushing hug and two pairs of lips meeting...
After four fucking years, it was their way of greeting,
Off to a motel they sped
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on August 18, 2006, 01:46:16 pm
A chest crushing hug and two pairs of lips meeting...
After four fucking years, it was their way of greeting,
Off to a motel they sped
intent on jouncing a bed
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on August 18, 2006, 01:51:07 pm
A chest crushing hug and two pairs of lips meeting...
After four fucking years, it was their way of greeting,
Off to a motel they sped
intent on jouncing a bed
On their innocent wives they were cheating...

 ::)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on August 18, 2006, 02:00:11 pm
LOL! And here I was completely expecting one of the Jack Nasty endings!  ;)

Let's start another one then:



So eager he knocked off Jack's hat,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on August 18, 2006, 03:35:21 pm
So eager he knocked off Jack's hat,
Ennis was on fire, simple as that!


 :P
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ellemeno on August 19, 2006, 12:18:10 am
So eager he knocked off Jack's hat,
Ennis was on fire, simple as that!
He trampled his toes
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on August 19, 2006, 01:13:17 am
So eager he knocked off Jack's hat,
Ennis was on fire, simple as that!
He trampled his toes,
And bumped into Jack's nose,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on August 19, 2006, 01:41:22 am
So eager he knocked off Jack's hat,
Ennis was on fire,simple as that,
He trampled his toes,
And bumped into Jack's nose,
And his arse,with his hand,he did pat.



They pressed hard together, chest to chest,


Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on August 19, 2006, 02:02:45 am
They pressed hard together, chest to chest,
After four long years, who would've guessed?
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on August 19, 2006, 02:59:02 am
They pressed hard together, chest to chest,
After four long years, who would've guessed?
A quick look down the street, then a passionate kiss
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on August 19, 2006, 03:01:40 am
They pressed hard together, chest to chest,
After four long years, who would've guessed?
A quick look down the street, then a passionate kiss
It musta felt like sweet, heavenly bliss!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on August 19, 2006, 03:49:15 am
They pressed hard together, chest to chest,
After four long years, who would've guessed?
A quick look down the street, then a passionate kiss
It musta felt like sweet, heavenly bliss!
That night, they sure didn't get much rest.

 :)

Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on August 19, 2006, 07:42:10 am


He dont want coffee, hes waiting for me,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on August 21, 2006, 08:16:14 am
He dont want coffee, he's waiting for me,
If you look out the window, you will see,
He's down there waitin, while I pack my gear,
Just look at the way, his jeans fit his rear,
How I love that man, whose waitin for me.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on August 21, 2006, 12:27:00 pm
Ok fellow Limerickers, time for a new one:  :)


In that dark, little trailer Ennis sat,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on August 21, 2006, 09:23:57 pm
In that dark little trailer, Ennis sat,
In his well worn jeans, and his old straw hat,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on August 21, 2006, 10:07:36 pm
In that dark little trailer, Ennis sat,
In his well worn jeans, and his old straw hat,
Heart-broken and alone as ever,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on August 21, 2006, 10:48:14 pm
In that dark little trailer, Ennis sat,
In his well worn jeans, and his old straw hat,
Heartbroken, and alone as ever,
He thinks of Jack, now gone forever,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on August 22, 2006, 03:21:19 pm
In that dark little trailer, Ennis sat,
In his well worn jeans, and his old straw hat,
Heartbroken, and alone as ever,
He thought of Jack, now gone forever,
And at this thought his eyes went wet...

 :'(
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on August 22, 2006, 05:13:28 pm
Time for another JNL ..(Jack Nasty Limerick.. : :P)


Jack rolled ontop of him, his hands everywhere

Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on August 22, 2006, 05:49:59 pm
Jack rolled on top of him, his hands everywhere,
At his beautiful body, his eyes roamed and stared,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on August 22, 2006, 06:02:39 pm
Jack rolled on top of him, his hands everywhere,
At his beautiful body, his eyes roamed and stared,
His breath quicked as his heart raced.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on August 23, 2006, 12:19:35 am
Jack rolled on top of him, his hands evrywhere,
At his beautiful body his eyes roamed and stared,
His breath quick as his heart raced,
His chest pressed, to the lover he faced,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: memento on August 23, 2006, 07:45:52 am
Jack rolled on top of him, his hands evrywhere,
At his beautiful body his eyes roamed and stared,
His breath quick as his heart raced,
His chest pressed, to the lover he faced,
He wished he could tell him how much that he cared.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on August 26, 2006, 03:17:42 am
He once had a dream, of them living together
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on August 26, 2006, 07:14:01 am
He once had a dream, of them living together,
and they'd never let go, come hell or foul weather.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on August 26, 2006, 11:49:56 pm
He once had a dream, of them living together,
and they'd never let go, come hell or foul weather.
Just them two,  come sun or rain.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on August 27, 2006, 04:44:19 am
He once had a dream, of them living together,
and they'd never let go, come hell or foul weather.
Just them two,  come sun or rain.
But reality bites, dreams get drained
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: 2robots4u on August 27, 2006, 11:01:58 pm
He once had a dream of them living together,
and they'd never let go, come hell or foul weather.
Just them two, come sun or rain.
But reality bites, dreams get drained.
He thought that apart their lives would be better.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on August 28, 2006, 07:58:31 am
"Am I goin too fast?" she said with a smile,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on August 28, 2006, 09:21:29 pm
"Am I goin too fast?" she said with a smile,
"I could slow down, although I wanna run a mile".
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on August 30, 2006, 12:06:20 am
"Am I goin too fast?" she said with a smile,
"I could slow down, although I wanna run a mile".
"Nah, I jes' like the way you're goin", he sighed
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on September 04, 2006, 09:02:14 am
"Am I goin too fast?"she said with a smile,
"I could slow down, although I wanna run a mile"
"Nah, I jes like the way you're goin" he sighed,
"I want someone, who's all woman", he lied,




(This limerick, seems like its never gonna get finished}
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on September 05, 2006, 06:12:01 pm
Finished at last:


"Am I goin too fast?"she said with a smile,
"I could slow down, although I wanna run a mile"
"Nah, I jes like the way you're goin" he sighed,
"I want someone, who's all woman", he lied, -
he kept longing for Ennis's love all the while.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on September 06, 2006, 09:01:10 am
My daddy was right 'bout you rodeo men,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on September 06, 2006, 03:13:15 pm
My daddy was right 'bout you rodeo men,
You're all fuck-ups, now till God knows when.


 :P
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Front-Ranger on September 06, 2006, 03:41:52 pm
My daddy was right 'bout you rodeo men,
You're all fuck-ups, now till God knows when.
Though how he knows, it's plain to me


Congratulations, Lucise, on #4100!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on September 06, 2006, 04:23:22 pm
Congratulations, Lucise, on #4100!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Lee ~  Thank you!  :D


My daddy was right 'bout you rodeo men,
You're all fuck-ups, now till God knows when.
Though how he knows, it's plain to me
"I can be a fuck-up Ennis!  Wanna see?"

Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: laurel on September 06, 2006, 10:25:10 pm
Lee ~  Thank you!  :D
My daddy was right 'bout you rodeo men,
You're all fuck-ups, now till God knows when.
Though how he knows, it's plain to me
"I can be a fuck-up Ennis!  Wanna see?"

As he fell hard for Ennis again.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Daniel on September 06, 2006, 10:26:51 pm
New One

I was just sendin' up a prayer of thanks.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on September 07, 2006, 06:20:31 pm
I was just sendin' up a prayer of thanks.
That you didn't go robbing no banks ..


(sorry,  :P)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on September 07, 2006, 06:54:37 pm
I was just sendin' up a prayer of thanks.
That you didn't go robbing no banks,
nor was sent off a soldier either,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on September 07, 2006, 06:55:54 pm
I was just sendin' up a prayer of thanks,
That you didnt go robbing no banks....(????)
Or that maybe, that harmonica is broke,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on September 07, 2006, 06:58:04 pm
Looks like Mikaela and I posted at the same time......

take your pick, on which one to continue....
I was just sendin' up a prayer of thanks,
That you didnt go robbing no banks....(????)
Or that maybe, that harmonica is broke,

I was just sendin' up a prayer of thanks.
That you didn't go robbing no banks,
nor was sent off a soldier either,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on September 08, 2006, 12:51:43 pm
I'll go with the first one, coz she got my drift with the "robbing banks" line .. :P


I was just sendin' up a prayer of thanks.
That you didn't go robbing no banks,
nor was sent off a soldier either,
'Cause without you, into death I'll slither..
I'd be down, in the lowest of all ranks.


Yikes!  That was one wierd limerick!  ;D
Time for another (easier) one ..


His dreams grew worse with every night,


Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on September 08, 2006, 01:05:33 pm
His dreams grew worse with every night,
Wishin' he had Jack's ass to bite  ;)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on September 08, 2006, 05:54:34 pm
His dreams grew worse with every night,
Wishin' he had Jack's ass to bite.
Instead, he was fraught with worry and fear
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on September 08, 2006, 06:29:27 pm
His dreams grew worse with every night,
Wishin' he had Jack's arse to bite,
Instead, he was frought, with worry and fear,
That someone might see, or someone would hear,
                   
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on September 08, 2006, 06:43:07 pm
His dreams grew worse with every night,
Wishin' he had Jack's arse to bite,
Instead, he was fraught with worry and fear,
That someone might see, or someone would hear.
I wish Ennis believed, to love Jack was his right.


ok..  :) Another ..


Alma heard when he called out Jack's name,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on September 08, 2006, 07:09:52 pm
Alma heard when he called out Jack's name,
Something special, something wasn't the same,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on September 08, 2006, 07:48:23 pm
Alma heard when he called out Jack's name,
Something special, something wasn't the same.
She wept quietly on her side of the bed,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on September 08, 2006, 07:57:21 pm
Alma heard when he called out Jack's name,
Something special, something wasn't the same.
She wept quietly on her side of the bed,
With an anger that made her see red
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on September 08, 2006, 08:01:40 pm
Alma heard when he called out Jack's name,
Something special, something wasn't the same.
She wept quietly on her side of the bed,
With an anger that made her see red.
She sobbed when Ennis cried out as he came.

  8)

Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on September 08, 2006, 08:07:39 pm
Alternative ending.....I was posting this line at the same time as you Lucise...


Alma heard when he called out Jack's name,
Something special, something wasn't the same.
She wept quietly on her side of the bed,
With an anger that made her see red.
She sobbed when Ennis cried out as he came.

  8)



I hope that she knew, that she wasnt to blame.....


lets continue......

Why did her man, love "Jack Nasty", that way,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on September 08, 2006, 08:10:29 pm
Why did her man, love "Jack Nasty", that way?
I aint too certain, but I gotta say:
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on September 08, 2006, 08:17:49 pm
Why did her man, love "Jack Nasty", that way?
I aint too certain, but I gotta say:
If I'd been that gal
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on September 08, 2006, 08:21:19 pm
Why did her man, love "Jack Nasty" that way,
I aint too certain, but I gotta say:
If I'd been that gal
I'd be sad and confused,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on September 08, 2006, 08:26:24 pm
Why did her man, love "Jack Nasty" that way,
I aint too certain, but I gotta say:
If I'd been that gal
I'd be sad and confused,
And sending that cowboy away.

May I start one? Here goes...

Wyoming was much too far to go
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on September 08, 2006, 08:48:34 pm
start as many as you like "moremojo"....keep this thread going......


Wyoming was much too far to go
But at the end of the road, there was a glow,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on September 08, 2006, 09:19:35 pm
Wyoming was much too far to go
But at the end of the road, there was a glow,
It beckoned, it beamed,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on September 08, 2006, 10:18:41 pm
Wyoming was much too far to go,
But at the end of the road, there was a glow,
It beckoned, it beamed,
For the kisses that steamed,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on September 08, 2006, 10:33:07 pm
Wyoming was much too far to go,
But at the end of the road, there was a glow,
It beckoned, it beamed,
For the kisses that steamed,
And lit up two hearts in the know.

How's about...

Home was once a place called Sage
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on September 08, 2006, 11:22:41 pm

How's about...

Home was once a place called Sage

Help me out here Scott, I know your name now, cause i just read your blog.....anyway, have I missed something....where the bloody hell is Sage...was it in the movie?....
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: twistedude on September 09, 2006, 12:07:06 pm
Sage (in the short story) is where Ennis hails from, near the Utah border, and far soiuth in Wyoming.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on September 09, 2006, 12:11:20 pm
Home was once a place called Sage
That held him like a gilded cage
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on September 09, 2006, 06:51:03 pm
Home was once a place called Sage,
That held him like a gilded cage,
He lost his folks, on one bad turn,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on September 10, 2006, 12:13:29 pm
Home was once a place called Sage,
That held him like a gilded cage,
He lost his folks, on one bad turn,
And self-reliance he had to learn,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on September 10, 2006, 06:43:26 pm
Home was once a place called Sage,
That held him like a gilded cage,
He lost his folks, on one bad turn,
And self reliance he had to learn,
As sadness sometimes turned to rage.



He met a girl, when all alone,

Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on September 11, 2006, 10:20:00 am
He met a girl, when all alone,
And thought his stint at bliss to hone
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on September 11, 2006, 05:45:49 pm
He met a girl, when all alone,
And thought his stint at bliss to hone
It was, after all, what was expected
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on September 11, 2006, 06:02:10 pm
He met a girl when all alone,
And thought his stint at bliss to hone,
It was, after all, what was expected,
A love with Jack, he had rejected,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on September 11, 2006, 06:54:31 pm
He met a girl when all alone,
And thought his stint at bliss to hone,
It was, after all, what was expected,
A love with Jack, he had rejected,
Thus he tarried in his comfort zone.

Trying another...

Lureen Newsome was a girl with money
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Front-Ranger on September 11, 2006, 07:11:12 pm
Lureen Newsome was a girl with money
A smile like sunshine and lips like honey
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on September 11, 2006, 07:28:10 pm
Lureen Newsome was a girl with money
A smile like sunshine and lips like honey
Deftly she caressed and cajoled
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Front-Ranger on September 11, 2006, 07:40:05 pm
Lureen Newsome was a girl with money
A smile like sunshine and lips like honey
Deftly she caressed and cajoled
Young Jack against his better judgment
Until she had obtained his semen't
And his promise to have and to hold!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on September 11, 2006, 07:48:17 pm
Hey "Front" you cheated.............now start another one....... 8)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Front-Ranger on September 11, 2006, 07:50:27 pm
I got carried away...  8)

Okay here's something

Two boys went up to the summit

Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on September 11, 2006, 08:14:17 pm
Two boys went up to the summit
From those snowy heights they strove not to plummet
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on September 11, 2006, 08:33:44 pm
Two boys went up to the summit,
From those snowy heights they strove not to plummet,
They made love in the tent,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on September 11, 2006, 08:35:53 pm
Two boys went up to the summit,
From those snowy heights they strove not to plummet,
They made love in the tent,
And lay there quite spent,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Front-Ranger on September 11, 2006, 08:43:24 pm
Two boys went up to the summit,
From those snowy heights they strove not to plummet,
They made love in the tent,
And lay there quite spent,
So happy they'd finally done it!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on September 11, 2006, 08:49:54 pm
Ennis jumped on his horse in a flurry,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on September 11, 2006, 09:15:50 pm
Ennis jumped on his horse in a flurry,
To rush from the camp in a hurry,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Front-Ranger on September 11, 2006, 09:21:24 pm
Ennis jumped on his horse in a flurry,
To rush from the camp in a hurry,
Leaving Jack in due course
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on September 11, 2006, 09:24:28 pm
Ennis jumped on his horse in a flurry,
To rush from the camp in a hurry,
Leaving Jack in due course
And with a twinge of remorse,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on September 11, 2006, 09:30:03 pm
Ennis jumped on his horse in a flurry,
To rush from the camp in a hurry,
Leaving Jack in due course,
And with a twinge of remorse,
Cause he didnt want Ennis to worry.



"I aint queer, Ennis said
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Front-Ranger on September 11, 2006, 09:36:26 pm
"I aint queer," Ennis said
Though it's clear it was all in his head
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on September 12, 2006, 12:04:02 pm
"I aint queer," Ennis said
Though it's clear it was all in his head
His heart raced to the beat of another tune
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on September 12, 2006, 03:40:48 pm
"I aint queer," Ennis said
Though it's clear it was all in his head
His heart raced to the beat of another tune
He was to discover that quite soon.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on September 12, 2006, 03:47:40 pm
"I aint queer," Ennis said
Though it's clear it was all in his head
His heart raced to the beat of another tune
He was to discover that quite soon.
'Cause Jack sure was great in bed.


 :P
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on September 12, 2006, 03:49:00 pm
They went skinny-dipping in the lake ..


 ;)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on September 12, 2006, 06:12:23 pm
They went skinny-dipping in the lake,
To cool them off, after the love they did make,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on September 12, 2006, 06:26:17 pm
They went skinny-dipping in the lake,
To cool them off, after the love they did make,
The sight of naked Jack got Ennis hot..
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on September 12, 2006, 08:44:11 pm
They went skinny-dipping in the lake,
To cool them off, after the love they did make,
The sight of naked Jack got Ennis hot..
And thus did his manhood swell quite a lot,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on September 13, 2006, 03:41:45 am
They went skinny-dipping in the lake,
To cool them off, after the love they did make,
The sight of naked Jack got Ennis hot..
And thus did his manhood swell quite a lot,
So they f*cked until morning did break...

 ::)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on September 13, 2006, 06:44:09 am
looks like we are getting into the "nasty" ones again....



He felt Jack's  hand,where a man aint been,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on September 13, 2006, 01:57:40 pm
He felt Jack's  hand,where a man aint been,
And felt torn for what he sensed to be sin,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on September 13, 2006, 02:05:17 pm
He felt Jack's  hand,where a man aint been,
And felt torn for what he sensed to be sin,
But Jack's touch felt so good ..


 ;)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on September 13, 2006, 02:10:12 pm
He felt Jack's hand,where a man ain't been,
And felt torn for what he sensed to be sin,
But Jack's touch felt so good
He was soon sporting wood...
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on September 13, 2006, 02:40:27 pm
He felt Jack's hand,where a man ain't been,
And felt torn for what he sensed to be sin,
But Jack's touch felt so good
He was soon sporting wood...
In a little while, he was out and in ..


 8)  That was a limerick of the  Jack Nasty variety!

Continued ..

Jack groaned as a fist hit the ground ..
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Daniel on September 13, 2006, 03:47:49 pm
Jack groaned as a fist hit the ground...
Behind him, Ennis started to pound.

((Goodness, more Jack Nasty limericks? Well they are supposed to be dirty anyway.))
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Post by: saucycobblers on September 13, 2006, 04:15:39 pm
Jack groaned as a fist hit the ground...
Behind him, Ennis started to pound.
Both thought 'Weren't never like this...'
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Post by: moremojo on September 13, 2006, 05:23:21 pm
Jack groaned as a fist hit the ground...
Behind him, Ennis started to pound.
Both thought 'Weren't never like this...'
Amidst all the frenzy, they forgot they could kiss,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on September 13, 2006, 05:38:55 pm
Jack groaned as a fist hit the ground...
Behind him, Ennis started to pound.
Both thought 'Weren't never like this...'
Amidst all the frenzy, they forgot they could kiss,
Shortly after, they were ready for another round ...

 ;)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on September 13, 2006, 05:45:29 pm
Another?

They lay naked as babies in the mountain air,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on September 13, 2006, 05:49:47 pm
They lay naked as babies in the mountain air,
One was brunette, the other was fair
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on September 13, 2006, 05:51:35 pm
They lay naked as babies in the mountain air,
One was brunette, the other was fair
Together they lay in a passionate embrace
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on September 13, 2006, 05:52:58 pm
They lay naked as babies in the mountain air,
One was brunette, the other was fair
Together they lay in a passionate embrace
One covered with kisses the other one's face
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on September 13, 2006, 05:55:18 pm
They lay naked as babies in the mountain air,
One was brunette, the other was fair
Together they lay in a passionate embrace
One covered with kisses the other one's face
Both feeling with the world they hadn't a care.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on September 14, 2006, 06:25:38 am
This aint no ones business but ours
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Front-Ranger on September 14, 2006, 08:54:00 am
This aint no ones business but ours
On the mountain, it's just us and the stars
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on September 14, 2006, 10:03:07 am
This aint no ones business but ours
On the mountain, it's just us and the stars
The sheep are dumb, they won't talk
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Front-Ranger on September 14, 2006, 05:43:12 pm
This aint no ones business but ours
On the mountain, it's just us and the stars
The sheep are dumb, they won't talk
And there's no one to stalk
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on September 14, 2006, 05:55:13 pm
This aint no ones business but ours
On the mountain, it's just us and the stars
The sheep are dumb, they won't talk
And there's no one to stalk
And this tent sure beats the heck out of bars!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on September 14, 2006, 05:57:48 pm
Another :)

As they warshed, Ennis scrubbed Jack's back,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on September 14, 2006, 07:40:54 pm
As they warshed, Ennis scrubbed Jack's back,
Thinkin' about getting him back in the sack,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on September 14, 2006, 08:14:41 pm
As they warshed, Ennis scrubbed Jack's back,
Thinkin' about getting him back in the sack,
Mountain-fed water ran cool;
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Daniel on September 14, 2006, 08:19:18 pm
As they warshed, Ennis scrubbed Jack's back,
Thinkin' about getting him back in the sack,
Mountain-fed water ran cool;
Soon Jack was a shivering fool.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on September 14, 2006, 08:35:27 pm
As they warshed, Ennis scrubbed Jack's back,
Thinkin' about getting him back in the sack,
Mountain-fed water ran cool;
Soon Jack was a shivering fool.
Since Ennis's warmth he did lack.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on September 14, 2006, 09:01:34 pm
Face to face they did press on each other,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on September 14, 2006, 09:04:41 pm
Face to face they did press on each other,
In spirit and fate they were brother to brother,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on September 14, 2006, 09:08:20 pm
Face to face they did press on each other,
In spirit and fate they were brother to brother,
Sweet kisses, soft whispers they shared
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on September 14, 2006, 09:09:34 pm
Face to face they did press on each other,
In spirit and fate they were brother to brother,
Sweet kisses, soft whispers they shared
Making no secret of how much they cared
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on September 14, 2006, 09:45:26 pm
Face to face, they did press on each other,
In spirit and fate, they were brother to brother,
Soft kisses, so whispers they shared,
Making no secret of how much they cared,
Just being in love, and with one another....


***perfect****...(i love this one)


ok heres another....

How can this be "wrong", when it feels so right?

Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on September 14, 2006, 09:51:56 pm
How can this be "wrong", when it feels so right?
Lying beside you throughout the long night
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: twistedude on September 15, 2006, 01:10:02 am
How can this be wrong when it feels so right?
Lying beside you throughout the long night
with lovely invasions
to suit all occasions
never were stars and moon half so bright.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on September 15, 2006, 05:32:16 pm
The feel of fleet fist cuts to the quick,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on September 15, 2006, 09:12:36 pm
The feel of fleet fist cuts to the quick,
Feeling the blood on his lips, he did lick,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on September 15, 2006, 09:26:42 pm
The feel of fleet fist cuts to the quick,
Feeling the blood on his lips, he did lick,
He spat in contempt; he clasped his hurt head,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on September 15, 2006, 09:54:52 pm
The feel of fleet fist, cuts to the quick,
Feeling the blood on his lips, he did lick,
He spat in contempt, he clasped his hurt head,
He wiped on his shirt, the more that he bled,

Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on September 15, 2006, 10:00:52 pm
The feel of fleet fist, cuts to the quick,
Feeling the blood on his lips, he did lick,
He spat in contempt, he clasped his hurt head,
He wiped on his shirt, the more that he bled,
The pain in his mind to stick.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on September 16, 2006, 02:43:08 am
Jack picked up the shirt, and hid it away,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on September 18, 2006, 10:44:56 am
Jack picked up the shirt, and hid it away,
Awaiting that moment, upon some sweet day,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on September 20, 2006, 03:47:42 am
Jack picked up the shirt, and hid it away,
Awaiting that moment, upon some sweet day,
When he'd be again in his lover's arms
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on September 20, 2006, 09:27:02 am
Jack picked up the shirt, and hid it away,
Awaiting that moment, upon some sweet day,
When he'd be again in his lover's arms
Freed of all worries and alarms,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on September 20, 2006, 04:37:28 pm
Jack picked up his shirt, and hid it away,
Awaiting the moment, upon some sweet day,
When he'd be again in his lover's arms,
Freed of all worries, and all alarms,
The day they accepted, they truely were gay.


The two shirts together, as Ennis did find,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on September 20, 2006, 04:42:07 pm
The two shirts together, as Ennis did find,
Spoke of passion, hope and love left behind ..
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on September 20, 2006, 05:39:50 pm
The two shirts together, as Ennis did find,
Spoke of passion, hope and love left behind ..
Thus did a window onto Jack's soul open
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on September 20, 2006, 08:13:05 pm
The two shirts together, as Ennis did find,
Spoke of passion, hope and a love left behind,
Thus did a window onto Jack's soul open,
Words of love, that were left unspoken,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on September 20, 2006, 08:18:54 pm
The two shirts together, as Ennis did find,
Spoke of passion, hope and a love left behind,
Thus did a window onto Jack's soul open,
Words of love, that were left unspoken,
A love he felt with heart, body and mind.

:)

I'll start a wacky one ..

About the Thanksgiving Turkey, Bobby did whine
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on September 20, 2006, 08:23:15 pm
About the Thanksgiving turkey, Bobby did whine,
You want me to eat, and its football time,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on September 20, 2006, 09:41:31 pm
About the Thanksgiving turkey, Bobby did whine,
You want me to eat, and its football time,
Can't I wait, so as the game to follow,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on September 20, 2006, 09:55:47 pm
About the Thanksgiving turkey, Bobby did whine,
You want me to eat, and it's football time,
Can't I wait, so as the game to follow,
Or sit by the set and watch and swallow?
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on September 20, 2006, 10:17:17 pm
About Thanksgiving turkey, Bobby did whine,
You want me to eat, and its football time,
Can't I wait, so as the game to follow,
Or sit by the set, and watch and swalow,
Help me please, please Grampa o' mine.


Sit down you old son of a', Jack did yell,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on September 20, 2006, 10:26:16 pm
Sit down you old son of a', Jack did yell,
By the tense silence, you'd think a tree had fell,
 
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on September 20, 2006, 11:05:24 pm
Sit down you old son of a'..., Jack did yell,
By the tense silence, you'd think a tree had fell,
Bobby sat upright, while Laureen had as smile,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on September 21, 2006, 01:02:20 am
Sit down you old son of a'..., Jack did yell,
By the tense silence, you'd think a tree had fell,
Bobby sat upright, while Laureen had a smile,
Jack was shaking with anger all the while
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on September 21, 2006, 10:21:06 am
Sit down you old son of a'..., Jack did yell,
By the tense silence, you'd think a tree had fell,
Bobby sat upright, while Laureen had a smile,
Jack was shaking with anger all the while
Not sensing the nearing death knell.

A little allusion (to which I do not necessarily subscribe) that L.D. bore some responsibility in Jack's death.

A new one...

Wind River Valley gave Ennis safe berth
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on September 22, 2006, 02:01:46 pm
Wind River Valley gave Ennis safe berth
To spend time with Jack, his soulmate on Earth
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on September 22, 2006, 02:03:45 pm
Wind River Valley gave Ennis safe berth
To spend time with Jack, his soulmate on Earth
Up on the high country they sometimes would ride
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on September 22, 2006, 02:06:03 pm
Wind River Valley gave Ennis safe berth
To spend time with Jack, his soulmate on Earth
Up on the high country they sometimes would ride
Who was the happiest they could not decide
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on September 22, 2006, 07:40:59 pm
Wind River Valley gave Ennis safe berth
To spend time with Jack, his soulmate on Earth
Up on the high country they sometimes would ride
Who was the happiest they could not decide
So they smiled upon each other's mirth!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on September 22, 2006, 07:45:42 pm
Another?  ;D

Ennis held Jack's postcard in his hand,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on September 22, 2006, 07:51:06 pm
Ennis held Jack's postcard in his hand,
Sent his mind racing back to that bitter, bright land,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Front-Ranger on September 22, 2006, 07:52:46 pm
Ennis held Jack's postcard in his hand,
Sent his mind racing back to that bitter, bright land,
When they flew together in the euphoric air
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on September 22, 2006, 07:54:23 pm

Ennis held Jack's postcard in his hand,
Sent his mind racing back to that bitter, bright land,
When they flew together in the euphoric air
With the wind 'neath their wings and not a care
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on September 22, 2006, 08:00:12 pm
Ennis held Jack's postcard in his hand,
Sent his mind racing back to that bitter, bright land,
When they flew together in the euphoric air
With the wind 'neath their wings and not a care
Their hearts with sweet love to brand.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on September 23, 2006, 09:29:58 am
"You Bet" he wrote back, and his heart skipped a beat,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on September 23, 2006, 10:37:14 pm
"You Bet" he wrote back, and his heart skipped a beat,
His excitement grew, he felt like he was in heat..



lol..
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on September 24, 2006, 01:16:59 am
"You Bet!" he wrote back, and his heart skipped a beat,
His excitement grew, felt like he was in heat,
Told Alma about him, his fishin' bud Jack,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on September 24, 2006, 04:46:41 am
"You Bet!" he wrote back, and his heart skipped a beat,
His excitement grew, felt like he was in heat,
Told Alma about him, his fishin' bud Jack,
How they'd play and roll around in the sack
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on September 24, 2006, 05:29:27 am
"You Bet!" he wrote back, and his heart skipped a beat,
His excitement grew, felt like he was in heat,
Told Alma about him, his fishin' bud Jack,
How they'd play and roll around in the sack
and every moment with Jack was a joyous treat.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on September 24, 2006, 02:21:43 pm
How about:

The Mexican street swarmed with activity
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on September 24, 2006, 06:10:02 pm
(I can see this one turning into a real "nasty)


The Mexican street, swarmed with activity,
Jack roamed the alleyways, looking for gaeity,

Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: injest on September 24, 2006, 06:13:35 pm

The Mexican street, swarmed with activity,
Jack roamed the alleyways, looking for gaeity,


A tall, handsome amigo, sad Jack was looking to meet
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on September 24, 2006, 06:15:05 pm
The Mexican street, swarmed with activity,
Jack roamed the alleyways, looking for gaeity,
A tall, handsome amigo, sad Jack was looking to meet
When he spotted a tasty young Mexican treat
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Fran on September 24, 2006, 09:37:09 pm
The Mexican street swarmed with activity,
Jack roamed the alleyways, looking for gaeity,
A tall, handsome amigo, sad Jack was looking to meet
When he spotted a tasty young Mexican treat,
To hell with Ennis' insensitivity!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on September 24, 2006, 09:52:48 pm
Another:  :)

Every time Monroe saw Alma, his heart skipped a beat
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Daniel on September 24, 2006, 09:54:26 pm
Every time Monroe saw Alma, his heart skipped a beat
Either that or he was trippin' over his feet.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on September 24, 2006, 09:58:19 pm
Every time Monroe saw Alma, his heart skipped a beat
Either that or he was trippin' over his feet.
He thought, 'Too bad she's stuck with Malboro man,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Daniel on September 24, 2006, 09:59:42 pm
Every time Monroe saw Alma, his heart skipped a beat
Either that or he was trippin' over his feet.
He thought, 'Too bad she's stuck with Malboro man,
Cause if'n she weren't, I'd ask for her hand.'
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on September 24, 2006, 10:18:32 pm
Everytime Monroe saw Alma, his heart skipped a beat,
Either that or he was trippin', all over his feet,
He thought "too bad, she's stuck with Marlboro Man"         (thats funny)
"Cause if'n she weren't, I'd ask for her hand,
Making love,  without pushing her face in the sheet.              (naughty)


Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on September 25, 2006, 12:27:25 pm

A new one:  :)

The car had to be home by midnight
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on September 25, 2006, 12:37:13 pm

The car had to be home by midnight
So she had to keep Jack in her sight.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Daniel on September 25, 2006, 12:46:58 pm
The car had to be home by midnight
So she had to keep Jack in her sight.
When Jack tried to escape
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on September 25, 2006, 12:50:55 pm
The car had to be home by midnight
So she had to keep Jack in her sight.
When Jack tried to escape
Her game plan took shape...
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on September 25, 2006, 04:47:24 pm
The car had to be home by midnight
So she had to keep Jack in her sight.
When Jack tried to escape
Her game plan took shape...
And he gave in with nary a fight.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on September 26, 2006, 04:55:39 pm
ANother:  :)

Dear Jack .. I miss you something awful
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on September 26, 2006, 05:01:26 pm
Dear Jack .. I miss you something awful
Our love was so true, though unlawful
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on September 26, 2006, 05:21:21 pm
Dear Jack...I miss you something awful,
Our love was so true, although unlawful,
I miss your smile, I miss your touch,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on September 26, 2006, 05:42:48 pm
Dear Jack...I miss you something awful,
Our love was so true, although unlawful,
I miss your smile, I miss your touch,
All I want is you, I need you so much.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on September 26, 2006, 05:55:28 pm
Dear Jack.....I miss you something awful,
Our love was so true, although unlawful,
I miss your smile, I miss your touch,
All I want is you, I miss you so much,
To share our love, this love so beautiful.


I Swear Jack, I Swear, if I had my time over,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on September 26, 2006, 06:34:35 pm
I Swear Jack, I Swear, if I had my time over,
You'd be my one and only lover.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on September 26, 2006, 07:35:04 pm
 I Swear Jack, I Swear, if I had my time over,
You'd be my one and only lover.
We'd cherish each moment, so tender and true,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on September 26, 2006, 07:47:36 pm
I Swear Jack, I Swear if I had my time over,
You'd be my one and only lover,
We'd cherish each moment so tender and true,
I'd not be afraid, to say "I love you",
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on September 26, 2006, 07:58:33 pm
I Swear Jack, I Swear if I had my time over,
You'd be my one and only lover,
We'd cherish each moment so tender and true,
I'd not be afraid, to say "I love you",
And near you I'd always hover.

A new one...

The sun set red on the mountain that night,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on September 26, 2006, 11:03:46 pm
The sun set red on the mountain that night
When Jack softly whispered: "S'alright, s'alright!"
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on September 26, 2006, 11:11:24 pm
The sun set red on the mountain that night
When Jack softly whispered: "S'alright, s'alright!".
His words did steady Ennis' pounding heart,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on September 27, 2006, 03:30:49 am
The sun set red on the mountain that night,
When Jack softly whispered, "S'alright, S'alright",
His words did steady Ennis's pounding heart,
He knew he would never  want to part,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on September 27, 2006, 08:25:41 am

The sun set red on the mountain that night,
When Jack softly whispered, "S'alright, S'alright",
His words did steady Ennis's pounding heart,
He knew he would never  want to part,
And for this man 'til death he would fight.

Gosh... lump in throat... *swallows hard*.

As Jack gazed at his sleeping lover's face
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on September 27, 2006, 02:36:13 pm
As Jack gazed at his sleeping lover's face
He was overwhelmed by such beauty and grace

 :)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on September 28, 2006, 08:44:03 am
As Jack gazed at his sleeping lover's face,
He was overwhelmed by such beauty and grace,
He looked at his eyes so peacefully still,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on September 28, 2006, 09:03:07 am
As Jack gazed at his sleeping lover's face,
He was overwhelmed by such beauty and grace,
He looked at his eyes so peacefully still,
And down in his pants little Jack went uphill...

 ;)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Scott6373 on September 28, 2006, 09:14:23 am
As Jack gazed at his sleeping lover's face,
He was overwhelmed by such beauty and grace.
He looked at his eyes so peacefully still,
And down in his pants little Jack went uphill.
And from that moment on both won the race.

Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on September 29, 2006, 04:28:10 pm
Shall we?  ;)

The boys drank whiskey in the pale moonlight,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Daniel on September 29, 2006, 04:31:32 pm
The boys drank whiskey in the pale moonlight,
both too tired to put up a fight.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on September 29, 2006, 04:47:43 pm
The boys drank whiskey in the pale moonlight,
both too tired to put up a fight.
At last, Ennis ended up on all fours



 :P
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Daniel on September 29, 2006, 04:51:32 pm
The boys drank whiskey in the pale moonlight,
both too tired to put up a fight.
At last, Ennis ended up on all fours
And Jack, still lonely, retreated indoors.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on September 29, 2006, 05:27:41 pm
The boys drank whiskey in the pale moonlight,
Both too tired to put up a fight,
At last, Ennis ended up on all fours,
And Jack, still lonely, retreated indoors,
As Ennis settled down for a cold cold night.


Jack said, "Ennis, get your arse in here",
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Post by: saucycobblers on September 29, 2006, 05:36:43 pm
Jack said, "Ennis, get your arse in here",
"It's gettin' awful cold in this tent my dear"
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Post by: Daniel on September 29, 2006, 05:38:19 pm
Jack said, "Ennis, get your arse in here",
"It's gettin' awful cold in this tent my dear
And I know your body'll make it warm."
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Post by: Katie77 on September 29, 2006, 05:44:16 pm
Jack said "Ennis, get your arse in here",
"Its gettin' awful cold in this tent, my dear",
"And I know your body'll make it warm",
"Just thinkin' gives me a red hot horn"         (sorry, needed a rhyme)

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Post by: moremojo on September 29, 2006, 05:49:45 pm
Jack said "Ennis, get your arse in here",
"Its gettin' awful cold in this tent, my dear",
"And I know your body'll make it warm",
"Just thinkin' gives me a red hot horn"   
"And with me guiding you, you need not fear."
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Post by: Katie77 on September 29, 2006, 07:10:01 pm
The cuddled up, no thoughts of desire,
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Post by: moremojo on September 29, 2006, 07:54:49 pm
The cuddled up, no thoughts of desire,
Just cozy and warm lying next to the fire,
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Post by: Daniel on September 29, 2006, 07:59:27 pm
They cuddled up, no thoughts of desire,
Just cozy and warm lying next to the fire.
They relaxed in each other's arms.
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Post by: moremojo on September 29, 2006, 08:05:43 pm
They cuddled up, no thoughts of desire,
Just cozy and warm lying next to the fire.
They relaxed in each other's arms.
Having no worries, freed of alarms,
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Post by: Katie77 on September 30, 2006, 03:58:44 pm
They cuddled up, no thoughts of desire,
Just cozy and warm, lying next to the fire,
They relaxed in each others arms,
Having no worries, freed of alarms,
Together, they knew, they would never tire.


When Ennis felt Jack's hand on his most private parts,
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Post by: lil darlin on September 30, 2006, 05:06:26 pm
When Ennis felt Jack's hand on his most private parts,
Little did he know they were two loving hearts
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Post by: Lumière on October 01, 2006, 07:37:52 pm
When Ennis felt Jack's hand on his most private parts,
Little did he know they were two loving hearts
His heart raced, his arousal grew
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Post by: moremojo on October 02, 2006, 09:21:08 am
When Ennis felt Jack's hand on his most private parts,
Little did he know they were two loving hearts
His heart raced, his arousal grew
His manhood strained for its goal so true
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Post by: Katie77 on October 02, 2006, 05:53:36 pm
When Ennis felt Jack's hand on his most private parts,
Little did he know, they were two loving hearts,
His heart raced, his arousal grew,
His manhood strained, for its goal so true,
And from that moment on, their love story starts.


He felt his breath, he felt his body,
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Post by: moremojo on October 02, 2006, 06:12:52 pm
He felt his breath, he felt his body,
His mien was calm, sweet, never haughty,
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Post by: Katie77 on October 04, 2006, 08:18:00 pm
He felt his breath, he felt his body,
His mien was calm,sweet, never haugty,
The tender touch, the lasting kiss,
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Post by: Lumière on October 04, 2006, 11:54:51 pm
He felt his breath, he felt his body,
His mien was calm,sweet, never haugty,
The tender touch, the lasting kiss,
The gentle caress, what heavenly bliss!
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Post by: Scott6373 on October 05, 2006, 09:18:44 am
He felt his breath, he felt his body,
His mien was calm,sweet, never haugty,
The tender touch, the lasting kiss,
The gentle caress, what heavenly bliss!
So he decided tonight to be naughty.
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Post by: moremojo on October 05, 2006, 11:41:47 am
Trying another...

The wind flew cold and dry over Lightning Flat's plain,
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 05, 2006, 11:56:22 am
Trying another...

The wind flew cold and dry over Lightning Flat's plain,
As Ennis drove to Jack boyhood home in grief and pain
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Post by: moremojo on October 05, 2006, 06:22:50 pm
The wind flew cold and dry over Lightning Flat's plain,
As Ennis drove to Jack's boyhood home in grief and pain
He wondered how he'd like meeting Ma and Pa Twist
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 05, 2006, 06:56:12 pm
The wind flew cold and dry over Lightning Flat's plain,
As Ennis drove to Jack's boyhood home in grief and pain
He wondered how he'd like meeting Ma and Pa Twist
Went saw his room, he knew what Jack felt for him was not in jest.
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Post by: moremojo on October 05, 2006, 07:00:11 pm
The wind flew cold and dry over Lightning Flat's plain,
As Ennis drove to Jack's boyhood home in grief and pain
He wondered how he'd like meeting Ma and Pa Twist
Went saw his room, he knew what Jack felt for him was not in jest.
Then went home to make his trailer a fane.

How's about...

Alma knew nothing of the mountain
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 05, 2006, 07:04:02 pm


Alma knew nothing of the mountain
Ennis did his best to maintain
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Post by: Lumière on October 05, 2006, 07:05:25 pm
A friendly comment to jpwagoneer1964 .. 8)

Instead of quoting the previous post, could you copy and paste it into yours?
Makes it easier for the person posting after you.  ;)
Cheers!

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Post by: moremojo on October 05, 2006, 07:05:57 pm
Alma knew nothing of the mountain
Ennis did his best to maintain
A false front, bolstered by fear,
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Post by: Lumière on October 05, 2006, 07:06:39 pm
Alma knew nothing of the mountain
Ennis did his best to maintain
A false front, bolstered by fear,
Hiding the love he held so dear.
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Post by: moremojo on October 05, 2006, 07:30:10 pm
Alma knew nothing of the mountain
Ennis did his best to maintain
A false front, bolstered by fear,
Hiding the love he held so dear.
While dreaming of bluebirds and a nice whiskey fountain.

Let's try this...

Aguirre was head honcho in Signal
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 05, 2006, 07:47:31 pm
Aguirre was head honcho in Signal
With much more flora then fennel
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Post by: Daniel on October 05, 2006, 08:03:54 pm
Aguirre was head honcho in Signal
With much more flora then fennel
But what he turned out to be
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Post by: moremojo on October 06, 2006, 06:32:58 pm
Aguirre was head honcho in Signal
With much more flora then fennel
But what he turned out to be
Was a man so ornery
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Post by: Katie77 on October 06, 2006, 06:38:42 pm
Aguirre was head honcho in Signal,
With much more flora than fennell,
But what he turned out to be
Was a man so onery,
That his path was just one way to hell.


Why's a man got such hatred inside him?

Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on October 06, 2006, 06:40:48 pm
Why's a man got such hatred inside him?
Does he fear something when looking at them?
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Post by: Lumière on October 06, 2006, 06:58:52 pm
Why's a man got such hatred inside him?
Does he fear something when looking at them?
Does he think it is wrong to love so deep?
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Post by: saucycobblers on October 06, 2006, 08:08:54 pm
Why's a man got such hatred inside him?
Does he fear something when looking at them?
Does he think it is wrong to love so deep?
To make sweet love instead of tending sheep?
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Post by: Lumière on October 07, 2006, 12:32:42 am
Why's a man got such hatred inside him?
Does he fear something when looking at them?
Does he think it is wrong to love so deep?
To make sweet love instead of tending sheep?
Damn right! He must be callous or just plain dim!


Another:

'Brokeback is all we got, that I know


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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 07, 2006, 01:02:35 am

'Brokeback is all we got, that I know
Cant make August, and we got into a row
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Post by: Katie77 on October 07, 2006, 06:01:46 am
Brokeback is all we got, that I know,
Cant make August, and we got into a row,
Jack said to me "I wish I could quit you",
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 07, 2006, 11:41:14 am
Brokeback is all we got, that I know,
Cant make August, and we got into a row,
Jack said to me "I wish I could quit you",
Ah feel ta my knees, worst hurt Ah ever knew.
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Post by: Pipedream on October 07, 2006, 04:30:29 pm
Brokeback is all we got, that I know,
Cant make August, and we got into a row,
Jack said to me "I wish I could quit you",
Ah fell ta my knees, worst hurt Ah ever knew.
And out burst those feelings I could never show...

 :-\


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Post by: Katie77 on October 07, 2006, 05:09:58 pm
that last limerick, was one of the best.......



"Cant stand this no more" he said thru his tears,
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Post by: Lumière on October 07, 2006, 08:37:17 pm
Since 2 limericks were started ... we can do both at once .. ;)


"Cant stand this no more" he said thru his tears,
As he let out all the anguish of the years



-----*-----*

A lone cowboy arrives in Signal Wyoming,
Clouds in the sky and a cold wind blowing,
Then along came a lad from Lightnin Flat
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 07, 2006, 09:19:50 pm
Cant stand this no more" he said thru his tears,
As he let out all the anguish of the years
Jack’s gentle hand cradled his head
Ennis found comfort for the tears he shed

-----*-----*


A lone cowboy arrives in Signal Wyoming,
Clouds in the sky and a cold wind blowing,
Then along came a lad from Lightnin Flat
In a well-worn shirt and a fine black hat
Became so much more than wild oats sowing
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Post by: Lumière on October 07, 2006, 09:22:17 pm
Cant stand this no more" he said thru his tears,
As he let out all the anguish of the years
Jack’s gentle hand cradled his head
Ennis found comfort for the tears he shed
Although they could'nt save him from his fears ..
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Post by: Lumière on October 07, 2006, 09:23:15 pm
Another:  :)


"If only I could tell you how I feel,
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 07, 2006, 09:31:48 pm
"If only I could tell you how I feel,
 Only when Ah'm here with ya is real
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Post by: Lumière on October 07, 2006, 09:44:35 pm
"If only I could tell you how I feel,
 Only when Ah'm here with ya is real.
Being with you makes me high
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Post by: twistedude on October 07, 2006, 09:48:45 pm
"If only I cfouold telkl y7ou how i feel,
Only when Ah'm here with you is real.
Being with you makrs me high--
There is no earth, there is no sky--
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Post by: Lumière on October 07, 2006, 10:07:40 pm
One more then I'll let someone else start .. :P


Ennis hungrily scraped the beans from the can,
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 07, 2006, 10:27:42 pm
"If only I could tell you how I feel,
Only when Ah'm here with you is real.
Being with you makrs me high--
There is no earth, there is no sky--
This ain't no one shot deal
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 07, 2006, 10:31:26 pm
Ennis hungrily scraped the beans from the can,
“That’s the kind o’ food puts heart in a man.”
On this mountain two hearts, two men were one
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 08, 2006, 11:26:45 am
Ennis hungrily scraped the beans from the can,
“That’s the kind o’ food puts heart in a man.”
On this mountain two hearts, two men were one
Chased each other in the summer sun
Bodies warmed in the rays, skins became tan.
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Post by: Pipedream on October 08, 2006, 12:03:20 pm
A new one!  :)

Whenever Jack gave Ennis that look 
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 08, 2006, 12:14:09 pm
Whenever Jack gave Ennis that look
Back at him a widening grin was all it took
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Post by: Lumière on October 08, 2006, 02:48:15 pm
Whenever Jack gave Ennis that look
Back at him a widening grin was all it took,
To make Ennis' heart pound hard and fast
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 08, 2006, 04:27:37 pm
Whenever Jack gave Ennis that look
Back at him a widening grin was all it took,
To make Ennis' heart pound hard and fast
Flesh to flesh with a yearning so vast
 
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Post by: Lumière on October 08, 2006, 11:40:55 pm
Whenever Jack gave Ennis that look
Back at him a widening grin was all it took,
To make Ennis' heart pound hard and fast
Flesh to flesh with a yearning so vast,
He felt weak, exposed like an open book.
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Post by: saucycobblers on October 09, 2006, 02:45:56 am
Jack offered Ennis the bottle of whiskey,
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 09, 2006, 03:10:13 am
Jack offered Ennis the bottle of whiskey,
Warming his heart, Ennis felt less risky.
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Post by: moremojo on October 09, 2006, 10:52:13 am
Jack offered Ennis the bottle of whiskey,
Warming his heart, Ennis felt less risky.
The bottle was a prelude to other pleasures,
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 09, 2006, 11:02:38 am
ack offered Ennis the bottle of whiskey,
Warming his heart, Ennis felt less risky.
The bottle was a prelude to other pleasures,
To become as one beyond all measures
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Post by: moremojo on October 09, 2006, 11:54:31 am
Jack offered Ennis the bottle of whiskey,
Warming his heart, Ennis felt less risky.
The bottle was a prelude to other pleasures,
To become as one beyond all measures
And to get there while being frisky!
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 09, 2006, 02:33:28 pm
In 1963 two cowbays began a journey
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Post by: twistedude on October 09, 2006, 05:01:45 pm
In 1963, two cowbays began a journey,
And took us with them, you and me
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Post by: moremojo on October 09, 2006, 05:06:47 pm
In 1963, two cowboys began a journey,
And took us with them, you and me
We wander seeking the heart's horizon,
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 09, 2006, 08:50:27 pm
In 1963, two cowboys began a journey,
And took us with them, you and me
We wander seeking the heart's horizon,
We saw them together heart and soul with vision
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Post by: moremojo on October 10, 2006, 05:10:51 pm
In 1963, two cowboys began a journey,
And took us with them, you and me
We wander seeking the heart's horizon,
We saw them together heart and soul with vision
And we all, cowboys or no, yearn to be free.

A new one...

The mountain air rang clear with the Christian hymn,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 10, 2006, 06:01:43 pm
The mountain air rang clear with the Christian hymn,
Each looked at the other, so glad to be with him.
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Post by: moremojo on October 10, 2006, 08:15:28 pm
The mountain air rang clear with the Christian hymn,
Each looked at the other, so glad to be with him.
Jack's voice was ragged, raw, but true,
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 10, 2006, 08:18:40 pm
The mountain air rang clear with the Christian hymn,
Each looked at the other, so glad to be with him.
Jack's voice was ragged, raw, but true,
To Ennis's ear it sounded so sweet and new
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Post by: moremojo on October 10, 2006, 08:34:43 pm
The mountain air rang clear with the Christian hymn,
Each looked at the other, so glad to be with him.
Jack's voice was ragged, raw, but true,
To Ennis's ear it sounded so sweet and new
This secret joy which neither space nor time could dim.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 11, 2006, 12:47:57 am
Long before sunrse red and white Ford pickup comes to lfe.
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Post by: moremojo on October 11, 2006, 10:33:47 am
Long before sunrise red and white Ford pickup comes to life.
An air of expectation, peaceful, no strife--
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 11, 2006, 11:15:34 am
Long before sunrise red and white Ford pickup comes to life.
An air of expectation, peaceful, no strife--
Childress, Texas in the rear view making it's way north
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Post by: moremojo on October 11, 2006, 12:21:17 pm
Long before sunrise red and white Ford pickup comes to life.
An air of expectation, peaceful, no strife--
Childress, Texas in the rear view making it's way north
One man's restless heart wanting more, going forth,
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 11, 2006, 12:32:09 pm
Long before sunrise red and white Ford pickup comes to life.
An air of expectation, peaceful, no strife--
Childress, Texas in the rear view making it's way north
One man's restless heart wanting more, going forth,
Destination reached, Hearts, bodies embrace as one, veiwed by wife.
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Post by: saucycobblers on October 11, 2006, 12:47:33 pm
Ennis picked up the card stamped 'Deceased',
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 11, 2006, 12:51:25 pm
Ennis picked up the card stamped 'Deceased',
In the blink of an eye, his world  had ceased
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Post by: Daniel on October 11, 2006, 12:55:06 pm
Ennis picked up the card stamped 'Deceased',
In the blink of an eye, his world  had ceased.
He stood there, silent, knew not what to do.
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Post by: saucycobblers on October 11, 2006, 01:02:28 pm
Ennis picked up the card stamped 'Deceased',
In the blink of an eye, his world  had ceased.
He stood there, silent, knew not what to do
How it had happened he had not a clue
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 11, 2006, 01:10:14 pm
Ennis picked up the card stamped 'Deceased',
In the blink of an eye, his world  had ceased.
He stood there, silent, knew not what to do
How it had happened he had not a clue
Only with Jack had his heart been released.
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Post by: moremojo on October 11, 2006, 01:47:33 pm
The Newsomes were famous in their part of Texas
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Post by: Katie77 on October 11, 2006, 08:02:56 pm
The Newsomes were famous in their part of Texas,
As far as an income, they had well in excess,
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Post by: moremojo on October 11, 2006, 08:11:14 pm
The Newsomes were famous in their part of Texas,
As far as an income, they had well in excess,
For all their wealth, in their midst was an unknown treasure,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 11, 2006, 11:45:11 pm
The Newsomes were famous in their part of Texas,
As far as an income, they had well in excess,
For all their wealth, in their midst was an unknown treasure,
Married into their family was a man without measure.
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Post by: moremojo on October 12, 2006, 07:02:13 pm
The Newsomes were famous in their part of Texas,
As far as an income, they had well in excess,
For all their wealth, in their midst was an unknown treasure,
Married into their family was a man without measure.
Whose bounty of heart was fathomless.

Let's try this one...

Jack's music was sour in sound but in spirit sweet,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on October 12, 2006, 07:08:33 pm
Jack's music was sour in sound but in spirit sweet,
He sang his heart out like a gentle doe in heat.


 :P
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Post by: moremojo on October 12, 2006, 07:15:22 pm
Jack's music was sour in sound but in spirit sweet,
He sang his heart out like a gentle doe in heat.
Heeding the song stood a stag in rut,
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Post by: Arad-3 on October 12, 2006, 07:20:54 pm
Jack's music was sour in sound but in spirit sweet,
He sang his heart out like a gentle doe in heat.
Heeding the song stood a stag in rut,
 because He couldn't help but notice
the gentle doe's butt
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Post by: Arad-3 on October 12, 2006, 08:27:35 pm
How about this one?



Jack and Ennis, Ennis and Jack
Jack loved Ennis and Ennis loved back
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 13, 2006, 12:06:31 am
Jack and Ennis, Ennis and Jack
Jack loved Ennis and Ennis loved back
They never spoke the word
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Post by: Katie77 on October 13, 2006, 12:25:15 am
Jack and Ennis, Ennis and Jack,
Jack loved Ennis, and Ennis loved back,
They never spoke the word,
But though unspoken, it was heard,
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 13, 2006, 12:45:07 am
Jack and Ennis, Ennis and Jack,
Jack loved Ennis, and Ennis loved back,
They never spoke the word,
But though unspoken, it was heard,
The fierce fire between them will never lack.


I had thought of

Even when Ennis gave Jack a wack.
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Post by: twistedude on October 13, 2006, 01:06:13 am
Never enough time, never enough
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Post by: Katie77 on October 13, 2006, 01:22:57 am
Never enough time, never enough,
For lovin' and kissin', and all sweet stuff,
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 13, 2006, 01:27:05 am
Never enough time, never enough,
For lovin' and kissin', and all sweet stuff,
But a tent, in the mountians by a stream
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Post by: Arad-3 on October 13, 2006, 01:39:46 am
Never enough time, never enough,
For lovin' and kissin', and all sweet stuff,
But a tent, in the mountians by a stream
an embrace and a kiss
as two lover's dream
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Post by: Arad-3 on October 13, 2006, 01:03:52 pm
 Looking back, I still see you smile
I want to stay, if just for awhile
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 13, 2006, 02:04:49 pm
Looking back, I still see you smile
I want to stay, if just for awhile
Stay in my dreams, watch over me.
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Post by: Katie77 on October 13, 2006, 07:21:20 pm
Looking back, I see you smile,
I want to stay, if just for a while,
Stay in my dreams, watch over me,
Unlock my heart, set me free,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 13, 2006, 07:31:43 pm
Looking back, I see you smile,
I want to stay, if just for a while,
Stay in my dreams, watch over me,
Unlock my heart, set me free,
Every moment together worth every mile.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on October 13, 2006, 07:35:16 pm
Err...!!! Too late!
That's what I was just about to post...  ::)

Looking back, I see you smile,
I want to stay, if just for a while,
Stay in my dreams, watch over me,
Unlock my heart, set me free,
But please, let us not close that file! 
 :-\
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Post by: Katie77 on October 13, 2006, 07:36:31 pm
He phoned his wife, to hear the news,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on October 13, 2006, 07:38:24 pm
He phoned his wife, to hear the news,
Oh damn! How had this guy the blues!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 13, 2006, 07:41:00 pm
He phoned his wife, to hear the news,
Oh damn! How had this guy the blues!
How could this be, no more Jack,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on October 13, 2006, 07:43:22 pm
He phoned his wife, to hear the news,
Oh damn! How had this guy the blues!
How could this be, no more Jack,
He thought: "I want my cowboy back!"

 ::)
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Post by: moremojo on October 17, 2006, 03:17:25 pm
He phoned his wife, to hear the news,
Oh damn! How had this guy the blues!
How could this be, no more Jack,
He thought: "I want my cowboy back!"
And, heart sinking, had no more to lose.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 17, 2006, 03:23:22 pm
Heath and Jake showed us Ennis and Jack
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Post by: Ellemeno on October 17, 2006, 05:54:40 pm
Heath and Jake showed us Ennis and Jack
Those guys can act like a duck can quack
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 17, 2006, 06:10:28 pm
Heath and Jake showed us Ennis and Jack
Those guys can act like a duck can quack
They gave Ennsi and Jack their all
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on October 17, 2006, 06:14:21 pm
Heath and Jake showed us Ennis and Jack,
Those guys can act, like a duck can quack,
They gave Ennis and Jack their all,
When Ang asked, they answered the call,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 17, 2006, 06:22:16 pm
Heath and Jake showed us Ennis and Jack,
Those guys can act, like a duck can quack,
They gave Ennis and Jack their all,
When Ang asked, they answered the call,
They gave us a treasure, not just horses 'n tack
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on October 17, 2006, 06:38:17 pm
Anne and Michelle made their own contribution
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 17, 2006, 06:47:10 pm
Anne and Michelle made their own contribution
Alma and Lureen gave Ennis and Jack convention
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Post by: moremojo on October 17, 2006, 06:54:42 pm
Anne and Michelle made their own contribution
Alma and Lureen gave Ennis and Jack convention
And were lovely and true in their way
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on October 17, 2006, 06:57:17 pm
Anne and Michelle made their own contribution,
Alma and Laureen gave Ennis and Jack convention,
And were lovely and true in their own way,
But there was never a way, these two boys could stay,


Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on October 17, 2006, 06:59:46 pm
Anne and Michelle made their own contribution,
Alma and Laureen gave Ennis and Jack convention,
And were lovely and true in their own way,
But there was never a way, these two boys could stay,
Away from each other, in true hearts' fusion.

Shall I start another?...

Bears were the least of the mountain's dangers

Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on October 17, 2006, 07:03:37 pm
Bears were the least of the mountain's dangers,
Patrolling the mountain, were armed rangers
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on October 17, 2006, 07:05:47 pm
Bears were the least of the mountain's dangers,
Patrolling the mountain, were armed rangers
Who could catch a couple of lads unawares
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 17, 2006, 07:14:05 pm
Bears were the least of the mountain's dangers,
Patrolling the mountain, were armed rangers
Who could catch a couple of lads unawares
In each others arms in all their cares
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on October 17, 2006, 07:22:49 pm
Bears were the least of the mountain's dangers,
Patrolling the mountain, were armed rangers
Who could catch a couple of lads unawares
In each others arms in all their cares
Rocking softly like little bairns in mangers.


Kinda lame but it is a hard one to rhyme ..  ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on October 17, 2006, 07:28:53 pm
Milli, you deserve extra points for using the word 'bairns'. I haven't come across that one since reading The Water Babies.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on October 17, 2006, 07:32:48 pm
Milli, you deserve extra points for using the word 'bairns'. I haven't come across that one since reading The Water Babies.
I love Old English words!  ;)

Time for another:

His hands trembled as he held the postcard
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 17, 2006, 07:35:58 pm
His hands trembled as he held the postcard
Leaving Brokeback had been so hard
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on October 17, 2006, 07:39:43 pm
His hands trembled as he held the postcard
Leaving Brokeback had been so hard
his heart raced as he thought of Jack
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 17, 2006, 07:42:19 pm
His hands trembled as he held the postcard
Leaving Brokeback had been so hard
his heart raced as he thought of Jack
Could it really be that Jack was coming back
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on October 17, 2006, 07:45:15 pm
His hands trembled as he held the postcard
Leaving Brokeback had been so hard
his heart raced as he thought of Jack
Could it really be that Jack was coming back
And of hope, and joy, he retrieved a shard.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on October 17, 2006, 07:50:52 pm
Gees I leave here for 30minutes, and theres two more completed limericks all ready.....everybody is in fine poet mood today.......

Heres a starter for another one.......

They were all alone, where no one could see,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 17, 2006, 08:09:58 pm
They were all alone, where no one could see,
Jack thinking, here in these mountains just him an me.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on October 18, 2006, 02:32:53 pm
They were all alone, where no one could see,
Jack thinking: here in these mountains just him an me.
Just how do I get him to stay here tonight?
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on October 18, 2006, 02:37:33 pm
They were all alone, where no one could see,
Jack thinking: here in these mountains just him an me.
Just how do I get him to stay here tonight?
Some whiskey, some bright smiles, - I'll make 'im feel right!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on October 18, 2006, 02:41:47 pm
They were all alone, where no one could see,
Jack thinking: here in these mountains just him an me.
Just how do I get him to stay here tonight?
Some whiskey, some bright smiles, - I'll make 'im feel right!
Let's see what I'm gonna set free...

 ;)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 18, 2006, 03:05:56 pm
How about

June 1963 a very cold moonlit night.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on October 18, 2006, 03:08:24 pm
June 1963 a very cold moonlit night
For young Jack it had been love at first sight
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 18, 2006, 03:11:57 pm
June 1963 a very cold moonlit night
For young Jack it had been love at first sight
Ennis was happier that he'd ever been.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on October 19, 2006, 12:40:31 am
June 1963 a very cold moonlit night
For young Jack it had been love at first sight
Ennis was happier than he'd ever been
He smiled like a pumpkin on Halloween

 ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 19, 2006, 12:45:31 am
June 1963 a very cold moonlit night
For young Jack it had been love at first sight
Ennis was happier than he'd ever been
He smiled like a pumpkin on Halloween.
They came to love each other with all their might.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on October 19, 2006, 08:37:39 am
"Aint no reins on this one" he said,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on October 19, 2006, 10:41:11 am
"Aint no reins on this one" he said,
As that soft, knowing hand caressed his head,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 19, 2006, 11:04:01 am
"Aint no reins on this one" he said,
As that soft, knowing hand caressed his head,
So much, so little those three weeks a year.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on October 19, 2006, 02:32:12 pm
"Aint no reins on this one" he said,
As that soft, knowing hand caressed his head,
So much, so little those three weeks a year.
He lowered his head as he shed a tear
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 19, 2006, 02:40:12 pm
"Aint no reins on this one" he said,
As that soft, knowing hand caressed his head,
So much, so little those three weeks a year.
He lowered his head as he shed a tear
Long as I c'n see you, it's ok what lies ahead.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on October 20, 2006, 08:16:52 am
That last one is so durn saaaad... *sniff*  :'(

He felt he could paw the white outa the moon,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on October 20, 2006, 09:29:25 am
He felt he could paw the white outa the moon,
But sadly it ended too little, too soon,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 20, 2006, 09:43:44 am
He felt he could paw the white outa the moon,
But sadly it ended too little, too soon,
One night he sang to Jack and rode away
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on October 20, 2006, 11:14:25 am
He felt he could paw the white outa the moon,
But sadly it ended too little, too soon,
One night he sang to Jack and rode away
Feeling so much that he just couldn't say,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 20, 2006, 11:30:30 am
He felt he could paw the white outa the moon,
But sadly it ended too little, too soon,
One night he sang to Jack and rode away
Feeling so much that he just couldn't say,
That night a storm and broke camp by noon.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on October 20, 2006, 03:50:07 pm

What about a silly one again?  ;)

One thousand sheep were thunderstruck
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on October 20, 2006, 04:03:10 pm
One thousand sheep were thunderstruck,
The whole damn flock had run amok,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on October 20, 2006, 04:20:37 pm
One thousand sheep were thunderstruck,
The whole damn flock had run amok:
Turned Chilean, no less!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on October 20, 2006, 06:38:02 pm
One thousand sheep were thunderstruck,
The whole damn flock had run amok:
Turned Chilean, no less!
Sportin' red hats like that gal from Childress!



(Well you did say it was a silly one! ;))
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on October 21, 2006, 08:54:27 pm
One thousand sheep were thunderstruck,
The whole damn flock had run amok:
Turned Chilean, no less!
Sportin' red hats like that gal from Childress!
The boys were gonna need a whole lotta luck!

(Had to finish that one and get MY 700TH POST!! Yeehaw!!!)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on October 21, 2006, 09:07:45 pm
Collecting those sheep, was no easy task,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 22, 2006, 01:55:15 am
Collecting those sheep, was no easy task,
Jack and Ennis had no help from the Basque
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on October 22, 2006, 07:21:20 am
Collecting those sheep, was no easy task,
Jack and Ennis had no help from the Basque.
They laboured for days
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 22, 2006, 11:48:58 am
Collecting those sheep, was no easy task,
Jack and Ennis had no help from the Basque.
They laboured for days
The sheep knew their herder, those were their ways
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on October 23, 2006, 07:06:56 pm
Collecting those sheep, was no easy task,
Jack and Ennis had no help from the Basque.
They laboured for days
The sheep knew their herder, those were their ways,
And the boys were worried what Aquire would ask.



"I'm marryin' Alma", Ennis told Jack,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 23, 2006, 07:16:45 pm
"I'm marryin' Alma", Ennis told Jack,
"What about Brokeback" Jack answered back.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on October 23, 2006, 07:25:42 pm
"I'm marryin' Alma", Ennis told Jack,
"What about Brokeback" Jack answered back.
"I'm sorry Jack, november's the date,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 23, 2006, 07:44:26 pm
"I'm marryin' Alma", Ennis told Jack,
"What about Brokeback" Jack answered back.
"I'm sorry Jack, November's the date,
Jack looked down, this can't be our fate.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on October 23, 2006, 08:02:47 pm
"I'm marryin' Alma", Ennis told Jack,
"What about Brokeback" Jack answered back.
"I'm sorry Jack, November's the date,
Jack looked down, this can't be our fate.
Now I've found you, I cant give you back.


He watched his reflection, as he walked away,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 23, 2006, 08:09:22 pm
He watched his reflection, as he walked away,
With all his might he kept his emotions at bay
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on October 23, 2006, 08:22:27 pm
He watched his reflection, as he walked away,
With all his might he kept his emotions at bay
"How can this be, how can it end?"
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 23, 2006, 08:38:22 pm
He watched his reflection, as he walked away,
With all his might he kept his emotions at bay
"How can this be, how can it end?"
"Mebe I should turn around at the next bend."
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on October 23, 2006, 09:12:36 pm
He watched his reflection, as he walked away,
With all his might he kept his emotions at bay
"How can this be, how can it end?"
"Mebe I should turn around at the next bend."
Or maybe I should just wait for another day.


It took four years, to send the card,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 23, 2006, 09:21:57 pm
It took four years, to send the card,
What if Ennis doesn't answer, be so hard.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on October 23, 2006, 10:07:26 pm
It took four years, to send the card,
What if Ennis doesn't answer, be so hard.
But the reply came back, "You bet", it said,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 23, 2006, 10:12:32 pm
It took four years, to send the card,
What if Ennis doesn't answer, be so hard.
But the reply came back, "You bet", it said,
Jack grinned from ear to ear when he read.


For the one after this

As he passed thru Denver his red Ford pickup, Jack thought.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on October 23, 2006, 11:25:22 pm
It took four years, to send the card,
What if Ennis doesn't answer, be so hard.
But the reply came back, "You bet", it said,
Jack grinned from ear to ear when he read.
So on to Riverton, he sped.


For the one after this

As he passed thru Denver his red Ford pickup, Jack thought.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on October 23, 2006, 11:26:23 pm
As he passed thru Denver his red Ford pickup, Jack thought.
About the time that him and Ennis had fought,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 23, 2006, 11:57:02 pm
As he passed thru Denver his red Ford pickup, Jack thought.
About the time that him and Ennis had fought,
In just as few more hours he and Ennis would meet.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on October 24, 2006, 07:08:52 am
As he passed thru Denver his red Ford pickup, Jack thought.
About the time that him and Ennis had fought,
In just as few more hours he and Ennis would meet,
What will it be like?....Will he still be discreet?
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on October 24, 2006, 07:42:24 am
As he passed thru Denver his red Ford pickup, Jack thought.
About the time that him and Ennis had fought,
In just as few more hours he and Ennis would meet,
What will it be like?....Will he still be discreet?
or with alma watching would they be caught?
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on October 24, 2006, 08:05:55 am
He watched and he waited, the day seemed so long,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 24, 2006, 08:17:49 am
He watched and he waited, the day seemed so long,
Would Jack ever get there, de he get the date wrong?
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on October 24, 2006, 08:21:19 am
He watched and he waited, the day seemed so long,
Would Jack ever get there, de he get the date wrong?
Then all of a sudden, he heard him arrive,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 24, 2006, 08:31:20 am
He watched and he waited, the day seemed so long,
Would Jack ever get there, de he get the date wrong?
Then all of a sudden, he heard him arrive,
Time seemed to stop he felt so alive
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on October 24, 2006, 08:35:40 am
He watched and he waited, the day seemed so long,
Would Jack ever get there, de he get the date wrong?
Then all of a sudden, he heard him arrive,
Time seemed to stop he felt so alive
He knew when he saw him, thats where he belonged.


He stood on the steps and called out his name,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 24, 2006, 09:50:55 am
He stood on the steps and called out his name,
JackTwist he said, one and the same
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on October 24, 2006, 10:25:48 am
He stood on the steps and called out his name,
JackTwist he said, one and the same!
Then flew down the stairs,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 24, 2006, 10:29:20 am
He stood on the steps and called out his name,
JackTwist he said, one and the same!
Then flew down the stairs,
Locking in an embrace of steel, abandoning all cares
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on October 24, 2006, 10:43:37 am
He stood on the steps and called out his name,
JackTwist he said, one and the same!
Then flew down the stairs,
Locking in an embrace of steel, abandoning all cares
Their desire they could not tame.  :P



In the Siesta Motel they kissed tenderly,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on October 24, 2006, 11:59:16 am
He felt he could paw the white outa the moon,
As he rode back to the sheep, he began to croon
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on October 24, 2006, 12:07:51 pm
He felt he could paw the white outa the moon,
As he rode back to the sheep, he began to croon
The woolies looked and were amused
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 24, 2006, 12:18:01 pm
He felt he could paw the white outa the moon,
As he rode back to the sheep, he began to croon
The woolies looked and were amused
As Ennis sat among them smiling yet bemused
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on October 24, 2006, 12:25:24 pm
He felt he could paw the white outa the moon,
As he rode back to the sheep, he began to croon
The woolies looked and were amused
As Ennis sat among them smiling yet bemused
Not long and he and Jack would spoon...

 :)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on October 24, 2006, 12:31:01 pm

More than 2000 posts on this thread! Yay!  :D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 24, 2006, 12:32:58 pm
"Get the f**k of of me" With tears he said.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on October 24, 2006, 05:05:33 pm
"Get the f**k of of me" With tears he said.
The "quit you" pierced his heart - it bled
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 25, 2006, 01:41:22 am
"Get the f**k of of me" with tears he said.
The "quit you" pierced his heart - it bled
As he fell those familar arms of steel held so tight
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on October 25, 2006, 02:39:59 am
"Get the f**k of of me" with tears he said.
The "quit you" pierced his heart - it bled
As he fell those familar arms of steel held so tight
They clung together with all of their might,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on October 25, 2006, 04:25:45 am
"Get the f**k of of me" with tears he said.
The "quit you" pierced his heart - it bled
As he fell those familar arms of steel held so tight
They clung together with all of their might,
Though both their hearts felt heavy as lead.  :'(


And another. From a happier time...

In the Siesta Motel they kissed tenderly,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on October 25, 2006, 08:50:25 am
In the Siesta Motel they kissed tenderly,
their separate lives now seemed heresy
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on October 25, 2006, 04:03:06 pm
In the Siesta Motel they kissed tenderly,
their separate lives now seemed heresy
They knew if they wanted, it could always be this way,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on October 30, 2006, 05:33:07 pm
In the Siesta Motel they kissed tenderly,
their separate lives now seemed heresy
They knew if they wanted, it could always be this way,
And they hoped that this happiness was there to stay
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on October 30, 2006, 06:10:29 pm
In the Siesta Motel they kissed tenderly,
their separate lives now seemed heresy
They knew if they wanted, it could always be this way,
And they hoped that this happiness was there to stay
As they lay there together,dreamin' 'bout what could be.


Lets go fishin', and be all alone,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on October 30, 2006, 06:16:12 pm
Lets go fishin', and be all alone,
And you'll feel somethin' as hard as a bone...

 ::)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on October 30, 2006, 06:19:12 pm
Lets go fishin', and be all alone,
And you'll fell somethin' as hard as a bone...
I'll just go home, and grab all my gear,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 30, 2006, 06:46:46 pm
Lets go fishin', and be all alone,
And you'll fell somethin' as hard as a bone...
I'll just go home, and grab all my gear,
We'll be together all in good cheer.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on October 30, 2006, 08:42:37 pm
Lets go fishin', and be all alone,
And you'll fell somethin' as hard as a bone...
I'll just go home, and grab all my gear,
We'll be together all in good cheer.
Our hardness and health more to hone.
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Post by: Katie77 on October 31, 2006, 04:08:10 am
That fishin' line aint never got wet,
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Post by: saucycobblers on October 31, 2006, 09:15:05 am
That fishin' line aint never got wet,
Not since you wrote back sayin' 'You bet'.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 31, 2006, 09:45:35 am
That fishin' line aint never got wet,
Not since you wrote back sayin' 'You bet'.
Our time together was ours you and me.
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Post by: Katie77 on October 31, 2006, 03:49:58 pm
That fishin' line aint never got wet,
Not since you wrote back sayin' 'You bet'.
Our time together was ours you and me.
For once in our life, we felt so free,
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 31, 2006, 03:55:34 pm
That fishin' line aint never got wet,
Not since you wrote back sayin' 'You bet'.
Our time together was ours you and me.
For once in our life, we felt so free,
From that time so long ago in our  tent
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Post by: Lumière on October 31, 2006, 04:08:47 pm
Another ..

Before Ennis, Jack went down on a bended knee



(I am kinda thinking "down on bended knee" as in proposing marriage, but feel free to interpret as you wish .. lol )
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Post by: Pipedream on October 31, 2006, 04:12:42 pm
Before Ennis, Jack went down on a bended knee
There was somethin' in his pants, perhaps a bee!




(I am kinda thinking "down on bended knee" as in proposing marriage, but feel free to interpret as you wish .. lol )


Sorry Milli!  ;D
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on October 31, 2006, 04:20:57 pm
Before Ennis, Jack went down on a bended knee
There was somethin' in his pants, perhaps a bee!
Come here Ennis, somethin' I want to say

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Post by: Lumière on October 31, 2006, 04:25:53 pm
I knew Anke would have to spoil it ..  :laugh:


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Post by: Katie77 on October 31, 2006, 04:28:11 pm
Before Ennis, Jack went down on a bended knee
There was somethin' in his pants, perhaps a bee!
Come here Ennis, somethin' I want to say
Jack said that, in his cool, sexy way,
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Post by: Pipedream on October 31, 2006, 04:33:53 pm
Before Ennis, Jack went down on a bended knee
There was somethin' in his pants, perhaps a bee!
Come here Ennis, somethin' I want to say
Jack said that, in his cool, sexy way,
Hold on dude, I'll just take a pee!

Again: sorry folks!  ;)
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Post by: Katie77 on October 31, 2006, 04:47:52 pm
Ennis pulled off his belt, and lowered his jeans,




(feeling in a "nasty" mood)
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Post by: Pipedream on October 31, 2006, 04:53:10 pm
Ennis pulled off his belt, and lowered his jeans,
As a wind blew, quite smelling like beans...



(feeling in a "nasty" mood)

Me too!  ;D
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Post by: Katie77 on October 31, 2006, 04:57:14 pm
Ennis pulled off his belt, and lowered his jeans,
As a wind blew, quite smelling like beans..       (I think u are the nastiest)
He bent over Jack, and spat on his hand
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Post by: Lumière on October 31, 2006, 05:47:05 pm
Ennis pulled off his belt, and lowered his jeans,
As a wind blew, quite smelling like beans..       
He bent over Jack, and spat on his hand -
Jack's attention and body he did demand!
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Post by: Katie77 on October 31, 2006, 06:05:13 pm
Ennis pulled off his belt, and lowered his jeans,
As a wind blew, quite smelling like beans..       
He bent over Jack, and spat on his hand -
Jack's attention and body he did demand
And that is what started, their beautiful dreams.
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Post by: Pipedream on November 02, 2006, 02:05:45 am
A new one!  :)

A big full moon lit the night sky
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 02, 2006, 02:35:18 am
A big full moon lit the night sky
Jack looked down where Ennsi lie.
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Post by: Katie77 on November 02, 2006, 07:21:05 am
A big full moon lit the night sky
Jack looked down where Ennsi lie.
The love he felt, like never before,
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 02, 2006, 11:20:28 am
A big full moon lit the night sky
Jack looked down where Ennsi lie.
The love he felt, like never before,
Gazing down to the fire wanting so much more
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Post by: moremojo on November 02, 2006, 11:23:50 am
A big full moon lit the night sky
Jack looked down where Ennis lie.
The love he felt, like never before,
Gazing down to the fire wanting so much more
Ere to Childress or the folks he should hie.
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Post by: Katie77 on November 02, 2006, 04:43:14 pm
"Get in here, Ennis, get out of the cold"
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 02, 2006, 04:49:45 pm
"Get in here, Ennis, get out of the cold"
Jack thought to himself, it's time to be bold.
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Post by: moremojo on November 02, 2006, 05:56:08 pm
"Get in here, Ennis, get out of the cold"
Jack thought to himself, it's time to be bold.
Screwing up courage, his hand he did seek--
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 02, 2006, 06:18:53 pm
"Get in here, Ennis, get out of the cold"
Jack thought to himself, it's time to be bold.
Screwing up courage, his hand he did seek--
Pulling Ennis close, as water flowed in the creek
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Post by: moremojo on November 02, 2006, 06:39:45 pm
"Get in here, Ennis, get out of the cold"
Jack thought to himself, it's time to be bold.
Screwing up courage, his hand he did seek--
Pulling Ennis close, as water flowed in the creek
Thus two shapes into one they did mold.

How's about this one...

One one-horse town was as good as another
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 02, 2006, 06:47:32 pm
One one-horse town was as good as another
Working on a ranch him and his brother.
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Post by: Katie77 on November 02, 2006, 07:29:16 pm
One one-horse town was as good as another
Working on a ranch him and his brother.
The only family he had left,
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Post by: Brokeback_Dev on November 02, 2006, 07:46:45 pm
One one-horse town was as good as another
Working on a ranch him and his brother,
The only family he had left,
for he lost his father and mother
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Post by: Katie77 on November 02, 2006, 11:03:01 pm
One one-horse town was as good as another
Working on a ranch him and his brother,
The only family he had left,
for he lost his father and mother
Now he needed a new love to smother.....

(dont know what happened with that one).....


One bend on the road, thats all it took,
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 02, 2006, 11:06:26 pm
One bend on the road, thats all it took,
Three lives changed without a back look.
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Post by: Brokeback_Dev on November 03, 2006, 12:46:03 am

One bend on the road, thats all it took,
Three lives changed without a back look.
If he only knew where he would go,
Ennis a lonely young sole
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 03, 2006, 01:52:11 am
One bend on the road, thats all it took,
Three lives changed without a back look.
If he only knew where he would go,
Ennis a lonely young sole
In 1963 meeting a man for which he would cook
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Post by: Katie77 on November 03, 2006, 05:55:16 am
"you gonna sit around tying knots all day"
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Post by: Kazza on November 03, 2006, 07:12:19 am
I've not posted here before - may I join in?

One day out in Signal, Wyoming,
that last ling'ring kiss was still foaming,
Ennis noticed his lost shirt,
And with his heart in the dirt,


Karen
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Post by: Katie77 on November 03, 2006, 04:52:48 pm
One day out in Signal, Wyoming,
that last ling'ring kiss was still foaming,
Ennis noticed his lost shirt,
And with his heart in the dirt,
He left to continue his roaming....


Wecome Kazza...please keep joining in)


Two shirts hung there in the closet
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 03, 2006, 04:54:44 pm
Two shirts hung there in the closet
One over the other, a perfect fit
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Post by: Katie77 on November 03, 2006, 05:03:45 pm
Two shirts hung there in the closet
One over the other, a perfect fit   oh shit...couldnt you rhyme it with "closet"...now i dont know where this one is going

Ok....lets see......

Two shirts hung there in the closet,
Damn, he thought he had lost et,
One over the other, a perfect fit,
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 03, 2006, 05:12:39 pm
Two shirts hung there in the closet,
Damn, he thought he had lost et,
One over the other, a perfect fit.
So overcome Ennis had to sit,



Sorry Katie
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Post by: Brokeback_Dev on November 03, 2006, 05:30:31 pm
Two shirts hung there in the closet,
Damn, he thought he had lost et,
One over the other, a perfect fit.
So overcome Ennis had to sit,
on the toilet taking a shit
Sorry Katie
sorry in advance

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Post by: Pipedream on November 03, 2006, 06:17:12 pm

 :laugh: Not exactly a limerick, but very poetic!
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 03, 2006, 06:21:32 pm
Let's try this again

"You gonna sit around tying knots all day"
Keepin' your feelin's inside at bay
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Post by: Brokeback_Dev on November 03, 2006, 06:21:45 pm
:laugh: Not exactly a limerick, but very poetic!

Hehehehe Thank you kindly Ma'am
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Post by: Fran on November 03, 2006, 06:44:26 pm
"You gonna sit around tying knots all day"
Keepin' your feelin's inside at bay
"Let's get started and move them sheep uphill"
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Post by: Pipedream on November 03, 2006, 06:53:58 pm
You gonna sit around tying knots all day
Keepin' your feelin's inside at bay
Let's get started and move them sheep uphill
There I'll show ya somethin' that'll give you a thrill...

 ;)
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Post by: moremojo on November 03, 2006, 06:59:17 pm
You gonna sit around tying knots all day
Keepin' your feelin's inside at bay
Let's get started and move them sheep uphill
There I'll show ya somethin' that'll give you a thrill...
That you'll stand at attention while you lay.

Scott Nasty ::)
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Post by: Katie77 on November 03, 2006, 07:03:13 pm
"Brokeback got us good" Jack said
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 03, 2006, 07:08:00 pm
I dreamed about you last night my friend
A vision of love the angels did send,
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Post by: Katie77 on November 03, 2006, 07:30:43 pm
I dreamed about you last night my friend
A vision of love the angels did send,
I dreamed of your face, your lips and your eyes,
I dreamed of the too many, sad good-byes.
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 03, 2006, 09:50:09 pm
I dreamed about you last night my friend
A vision of love the angels did send,
I dreamed of your face, your lips and your eyes,
I dreamed of the too many, sad good-byes.
I felt you hold me so tight, sorrow on the mend.
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Post by: Katie77 on November 03, 2006, 11:14:03 pm
"Jack, I Swear, I wish I had the chance today,
To tell you things, I'd like to say,
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 03, 2006, 11:40:19 pm
"Jack, I Swear, I wish I had the chance today,
To tell you things, I'd like to say,
How very very much ya mean ta me.
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Post by: Katie77 on November 03, 2006, 11:53:37 pm
Jack, I Swear, I wish I had the chance today,
To tell you things, I'd like to say,
How very very much ya mean ta me.
For all the love, you let me see,
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 04, 2006, 12:08:22 am
Jack, I Swear, I wish I had the chance today,
To tell you things, I'd like to say,
How very very much ya mean ta me.
For all the love, you let me see,
I cherish every moment from the very first day.
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 04, 2006, 02:47:33 pm
“My firstborn child,” he thought to himself
if I'm the image of Grandpa
I must be an elf



sorry, I couldn't help myself!
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 04, 2006, 05:23:10 pm
“My firstborn child,” he thought to himself
if I'm the image of Grandpa
I must be an elf
Better have a sense of self
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Post by: Katie77 on November 04, 2006, 09:27:31 pm
“My firstborn child,” he thought to himself
if I'm the image of Grandpa
I must be an elf
Better have a sense of self
And one day maybe be a star.....    thats the best i could do, from this shemozzle
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Post by: Katie77 on November 04, 2006, 09:29:00 pm
I didnt hire you to "stem the rose"
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 04, 2006, 09:49:17 pm
I didnt hire you to "stem the rose"
"Or stay next to the sleep and doze."
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Post by: Katie77 on November 04, 2006, 10:56:52 pm
I didnt hire you to "stem the rose"
Or stay next to the sheep and doze,
I saw your thru my glasses,
Two lovely, sexy arses,            ) oh yes !!!!!
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 04, 2006, 11:05:29 pm
"I didnt hire you to 'stem the rose'
Or stay next to the sheep and doze,
I saw your thru my glasses,
Two lovely, sexy arses,
That's when this problem arose."
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Post by: moremojo on November 06, 2006, 01:20:00 pm
"He said", she said through tears, "'twas his favorite place";
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 06, 2006, 01:25:40 pm
"He said", she said through tears, "'twas his favorite place"
Ennis felt the tears start to roll down his face.
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Post by: Katie77 on November 06, 2006, 07:07:29 pm
"He said", she said through tears, "'twas his favorite place"
Ennis felt the tears start to roll down his face.
"He said, he'd like his ashes there",
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Post by: Lumière on November 06, 2006, 07:09:23 pm
"He said", she said through tears, "'twas his favorite place"
Ennis felt the tears start to roll down his face.
"He said, he'd like his ashes there",
"Where the bluebirds sing, that's where .."
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Post by: moremojo on November 06, 2006, 07:22:25 pm
"He said", she said through tears, "'twas his favorite place"
Ennis felt the tears start to roll down his face.
"He said, he'd like his ashes there",
"Where the bluebirds sing, that's where .."
She hung up the phone, leaving two bereft of peace and grace.
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Post by: Katie77 on November 06, 2006, 07:28:38 pm
"Would you like to go up and see his room"
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 07, 2006, 12:08:11 am
"Would you like to go up and see his room"
"Where Jack used to lay and stare at the moon."


Is that s closed enough ryme? If not I will change.
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Post by: Lumière on November 07, 2006, 12:15:25 am
"Would you like to go up and see his room"
"Where Jack used to lay and stare at the moon."
"Yes ma'am, I'd really like that," Ennis replied
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Post by: Katie77 on November 07, 2006, 02:30:33 am
"Would you like to go up and see his room"
"Where Jack used to lay and stare at the moon."
"Yes ma'am, I'd really like that," Ennis replied
He just needed someplace, quiet, as he cried,
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 07, 2006, 02:33:43 am
"Would you like to go up and see his room"
"Where Jack used to lay and stare at the moon."
"Yes ma'am, I'd really like that," Ennis replied
He just needed someplace, quiet, as he cried,
In that little room, where Jack had grown it became noon.
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Post by: Katie77 on November 07, 2006, 02:36:37 am
He saw the bed, he saw the toy,
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 07, 2006, 02:47:00 am
He saw the bed, he saw the toy,
He knew the man, now sees the boy.
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Post by: Lumière on November 07, 2006, 06:13:56 pm
He saw the bed, he saw the toy,
He knew the man, now sees the boy.
A lone tear escaped his eye,
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Post by: Katie77 on November 07, 2006, 06:48:20 pm
He saw the bed, he saw the toy,
He knew the man, now sees the boy.
A lone tear escaped his eye,
He thinks of Jack, it makes him cry,
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Post by: moremojo on November 07, 2006, 07:16:02 pm
He saw the bed, he saw the toy,
He knew the man, now sees the boy.
A lone tear escaped his eye,
He thinks of Jack, it makes him cry,
To remember and mourn their lost joy.
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Post by: Lumière on November 07, 2006, 07:18:38 pm
 :-\ Another sad one:


The postcard read: " .. I can meet you at Pine Creek."
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 08, 2006, 01:29:29 am
The postcard read: " .. I can meet you at Pine Creek."
It came back to Ennis the very next week
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Post by: Lumière on November 08, 2006, 01:35:59 am
The postcard read: " .. I can meet you at Pine Creek."
It came back to Ennis the very next week
His world stopped when he read the words: "Deceased"
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 08, 2006, 01:40:54 am
The postcard read: " .. I can meet you at Pine Creek."
It came back to Ennis the very next week
His world stopped when he read the words: "Deceased"
  Jack can't be gone, has to be a mistake, Ennis;'s breath ceased
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Post by: Lumière on November 08, 2006, 01:49:00 am
The postcard read: " .. I can meet you at Pine Creek."
It came back to Ennis the very next week
His world stopped when he read the words: "Deceased"
Jack can't be gone, has to be a mistake, Ennis's breath ceased.
He whispered Jack's name, desperate for a little solace to seek.
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Post by: Katie77 on November 08, 2006, 03:15:59 am
His words were trembling as he talked in the phone,
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 08, 2006, 03:23:46 am
His words were trembling as he talked in the phone,
He felt his world collapse, down to the bone 
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Post by: Katie77 on November 08, 2006, 03:27:56 am
His words were trembling as he talked in the phone,
He felt his world collapse, down to the bone 
He asked Laureen, what happened to Jack,
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 08, 2006, 03:33:51 am
His words were trembling as he talked in the phone,
He felt his world collapse, down to the bone
He asked Laureen, what happened to Jack,
She talked of changing a tire, he knew she was being tact.
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Post by: Katie77 on November 08, 2006, 03:37:14 am
His words were trembling as he talked in the phone,
He felt his world collapse, down to the bone
He asked Laureen, what happened to Jack,
She talked of changing a tire, he knew she was being tact.
The way she talked, was like she had a heart of stone.


She hung up the phone, it clicked in his ear,
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 08, 2006, 03:48:38 am
She hung up the phone, it clicked in his ear,
Jack he'd known, now gone what he'd held so dear
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Post by: Katie77 on November 08, 2006, 04:08:25 am
She hung up the phone, it clicked in his ear,
Jack he'd known, now gone what he'd held so dear
She mentioned his ashes, his wishes for them,
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Post by: Katie77 on November 09, 2006, 06:05:02 pm
She hung up the phone, it clicked in his ear,
Jack he'd known, now gone what he'd held so dear
She mentioned his ashes, his wishes for them,
Back to the mountain, their heavenly gem,
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 09, 2006, 06:30:29 pm
She hung up the phone, it clicked in his ear,
Jack he'd known, now gone what he'd held so dear
She mentioned his ashes, his wishes for them,
Back to the mountain, their heavenly gem,
Off to Lightning Flat he thought as he shed a tear.
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Post by: Lumière on November 09, 2006, 06:41:37 pm
Okay .. gotta cheer it up in here!


"You're a sex bomb," Jack whispered in his ear,



 ;D CAn you guess what song I am listening to right now? ..lol
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Post by: Katie77 on November 09, 2006, 06:46:56 pm
"You're a sex bomb," Jack whispered in his ear,
As he kissed the cheek of his beautiful rear,
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Post by: Lumière on November 09, 2006, 07:19:08 pm
"You're a sex bomb," Jack whispered in his ear,
As he kissed the cheek of his beautiful rear.
"You make me sizzle and melt with one look,"
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Post by: Pipedream on November 10, 2006, 04:11:32 pm
"You're a sex bomb," Jack whispered in his ear,
As he kissed the cheek of his beautiful rear.
"You make me sizzle and melt with one look,
You're the hottest dude on earth, in my book...


Err... just a question. How can Jack whisper in Ennis' ear and kiss the cheek of his rear simultaneously??  :laugh:
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Post by: Lumière on November 10, 2006, 04:21:32 pm
"You're a sex bomb," Jack whispered in his ear,
As he kissed the cheek of his beautiful rear.
"You make me sizzle and melt with one look,
You're the hottest dude on earth, in my book..."
His hands roaming up, down, here and there ..



Err... just a question. How can Jack whisper in Ennis' ear and kiss the cheek of his rear simultaneously??  :laugh:

Do you need a diagram Anke?  ;D


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Post by: Pipedream on November 10, 2006, 04:36:32 pm
Do you need a diagram Anke?  ;D


Yes please!!!  ;D

In the meantime, let's start a new one...

Jack touched Ennis' face and unbuckled his belt
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Post by: Katie77 on November 10, 2006, 05:06:37 pm
Jack touched Ennis' face and unbuckled his belt
Lust, love and wanting, was what he felt,
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Post by: Lumière on November 10, 2006, 05:41:37 pm
Jack touched Ennis' face and unbuckled his belt
Lust, love and wanting, was what he felt.
Ennis' breath came hot and quick on his neck
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Post by: Pipedream on November 10, 2006, 08:17:12 pm
Jack touched Ennis' face and unbuckled his belt
Lust, love and wanting, was what he felt.
Ennis' breath came hot and quick on his neck
Then his zipper jammed and he thought: what the heck ?!

 ;D
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Post by: Mikaela on November 10, 2006, 08:27:37 pm
Jack touched Ennis' face and unbuckled his belt
Lust, love and wanting, was what he felt.
Ennis' breath came hot and quick on his neck
Then his zipper jammed and he thought: what the heck ?!
He's so hot, zipper's fused, s'gonna melt ?!


 ::) ;)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on November 12, 2006, 04:26:27 pm
OK, seems I managed to kill the thread with that one!  :o Here's a new first line to (hopefully) get the action going again:


Think I left my damn heart up there,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 12, 2006, 05:50:47 pm
Think I left my damn heart up there,
These feelin' inside o' me, er more than I can bare.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on November 12, 2006, 05:56:06 pm
Think I left my damn heart up there,
These feelin' inside o' me, er more than I can bare.
No matter what I do, all I see is his face.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 12, 2006, 06:02:16 pm
Think I left my damn heart up there,
These feelin' inside o' me, er more than I can bare.
No matter what I do, all I see is his face.
Can't walk no more, can't keep this pace.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on November 12, 2006, 06:17:12 pm
Think I left my damn heart up there,
These feelin' inside o' me, er more than I can bare.
No matter what I do, all I see is his face.
Can't walk no more, can't keep this pace.
She ain't no him, I want him, now and here!


 :-\


Another..

Some people want it all, I just want you
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on November 13, 2006, 09:01:41 am
Some people want it all, I just want you
Just want your love, because its true
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 13, 2006, 09:56:55 am
Some people want it all, I just want you
Just want your love, because its true
I just live for our days in the mountain.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on November 13, 2006, 07:49:42 pm
Some people want it all, I just want you
Just want your love, because its true
I just live for our days in the mountain.
When yer around, I gush like a fountain ..



lame ..yes! I know ..  ;D
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on November 13, 2006, 08:28:18 pm
Some people want it all, I just want you
Just want your love, because its true
I just live for our days in the mountain.
When yer around, I gush like a fountain ..  (I thought of fountain too, but didnt know how to use it!!...well done)
When you're not here, I feel so blue.



This cant be wrong, when it feels so right,

Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on November 13, 2006, 09:32:30 pm
This cant be wrong, when it feels so right,
With your touch, I fly high as a kite.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on November 14, 2006, 12:19:18 am
This cant be wrong, when it feels so right,
With your touch, I fly high as a kite.
With your kiss, I feel so loved
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on November 14, 2006, 02:32:06 pm
Katie has done it now ..lol.. that'll be impossible to rhyme ..  ;D


This cant be wrong, when it feels so right,
With your touch, I fly high as a kite.
With your kiss, I feel so loved
Like a bird, I soar into the skies above.


Well, 'above' rhymes with love .. best I can do..lol
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 14, 2006, 02:46:24 pm
This cant be wrong, when it feels so right,
With your touch, I fly high as a kite.
With your kiss, I feel so loved
Like a bird, I soar into the skies above.
Holding on to each other with all our might
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on November 14, 2006, 02:57:09 pm
New one!

"I can't do it Jack!  We can't live together!", he wept
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on November 14, 2006, 04:42:54 pm
"I can't do it Jack!  We can't live together!", he wept
And with that, Jack's dreams, away were swept,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on November 14, 2006, 05:43:36 pm
"I can't do it Jack!  We can't live together!", he wept
And with that, Jack's dreams, away were swept.
"Just kidding!", said Ennis and smiled at his man.

 ;)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on November 14, 2006, 05:46:59 pm
"I can't do it Jack!  We can't live together!", he wept
And with that, Jack's dreams, away were swept.
"Just kidding!", said Ennis and smiled at his man.
"I wanna marry you as soon as I can!"



We wish ..lol
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on November 14, 2006, 05:51:50 pm
I can't do it Jack!  We can't live together!", he wept
And with that, Jack's dreams, away were swept.
"Just kidding!", said Ennis and smiled at his man.
"I wanna marry you as soon as I can!"
So out in the open, together,they stepped.


That cow/calf operation was ready to go.


Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 14, 2006, 06:01:23 pm
That cow/calf operation was ready to go.
Deep in the plains, safe to lay low.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on November 14, 2006, 06:13:53 pm
That cow/calf operation was ready to go.
Deep in the plains, safe to lay low.
They didn't have much but life was sweet
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 14, 2006, 06:46:21 pm
That cow/calf operation was ready to go.
Deep in the plains, safe to lay low.
They didn't have much but life was sweet
Chowin' down  meals, entwined their feet.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on November 14, 2006, 07:42:07 pm
That cow/calf operation was ready to go.
Deep in the plains, safe to lay low.
They didn't have much but life was sweet
Chowin' down  meals, entwined their feet.
'Twas the life they desired, simple, sweet, just so ..
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on November 15, 2006, 04:30:55 pm
New one: "Spuds and a Bath"


As Ennis stripped down, Jack felt his hands shake
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 15, 2006, 04:35:06 pm
As Ennis stripped down, Jack felt his hands shake
He 'soilled the beans' he was supposed to bake.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on November 15, 2006, 04:39:27 pm
As Ennis stripped down, Jack felt his hands shake
He 'spilled the beans' he was supposed to bake.
He fought the urge to turn around and look..
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 15, 2006, 04:41:49 pm
As Ennis stripped down, Jack felt his hands shake
He 'spilled the beans' he was supposed to bake.
He fought the urge to turn around and look..
Forcing himself to prepare the potato he was to cook
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on November 15, 2006, 04:46:28 pm
As Ennis stripped down, Jack felt his hands shake
He 'spilled the beans' he was supposed to bake.
He fought the urge to turn around and look..
Forcing himself to prepare the potato he was to cook
He tried to conceal it, but love to Ennis, he wanted to make.

 ;)

Another:


He talked of getting wed when the summer was done,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 15, 2006, 04:59:58 pm
He talked of getting wed when the summer was done,
Jack knew by then he would have Ennis won.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on November 15, 2006, 05:33:43 pm
He talked of getting wed when the summer was done,
Jack knew by then he would have Ennis won.
Ennis was hard to resist, beautiful, quiet and shy
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on November 15, 2006, 05:39:33 pm
He talked of getting wed when the summer was done,
Jack knew by then he would have Ennis won.
Ennis was hard to resist, beautiful, quiet and shy
The mere thought of his lover made young Jack sigh
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 15, 2006, 05:58:48 pm
 
He talked of getting wed when the summer was done,
Jack knew by then he would have Ennis won.
Ennis was hard to resist, beautiful, quiet and shy
The mere thought of his lover made young Jack sigh
Just him an' Ennis layin' in the sun.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on November 15, 2006, 06:07:38 pm
A new one!  :)

"I love when you tuck in your shirt", Jack said.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on November 15, 2006, 06:20:15 pm
"I love when you tuck in your shirt", Jack said.
He smiled, "I also love it when you blush bright red!"
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on November 15, 2006, 06:39:07 pm
"I love when you tuck in your shirt", Jack said.
He smiled, "I also love it when you blush bright red!"
"Don't blame me!" said Ennis, "You're just so smokin' hot!"
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on November 15, 2006, 06:51:37 pm
"I love when you tuck in your shirt", Jack said.
He smiled, "I also love it when you blush bright red!"
"Don't blame me!" said Ennis, "You're just so smokin' hot!
You leave me breatheless, rooted to the spot!"



 8)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on November 15, 2006, 06:56:17 pm
"I love when you tuck in your shirt", Jack said.
He smiled, "I also love it when you blush bright red!"
"Don't blame me!" said Ennis, "You're just so smokin' hot!
You leave me breatheless, rooted to the spot!
Dare I say it? You're a guy, not a gal, and I'm glad...!" 
 
:-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on November 15, 2006, 07:47:34 pm
Another:

On the day he wed, he thought of Jack and cried,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 15, 2006, 08:03:58 pm
On the day he wed, he thought of Jack and cried,
Couldn't stop thinking about Jack, no matter how hard he tried.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on November 15, 2006, 08:06:21 pm
On the day he wed, he thought of Jack and cried,
Couldn't stop thinking about Jack, no matter how hard he tried.
He loved Alma, but it just wasn't the same,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 15, 2006, 08:09:11 pm
On the day he wed, he thought of Jack and cried,
Couldn't stop thinking about Jack, no matter how hard he tried.
He loved Alma, but it just wasn't the same,
What he and Jack were, he just couldn't tame.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on November 15, 2006, 08:19:32 pm
On the day he wed, he thought of Jack and cried,
Couldn't stop thinking about Jack, no matter how hard he tried.
He loved Alma, but it just wasn't the same,
What he and Jack were, he just couldn't tame,
so he gave his vows and knew he lied.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on November 15, 2006, 09:13:13 pm
Another?


Ennis walked into the shop, eyeing the postcard rack
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 15, 2006, 09:19:20 pm
Ennis walked into the shop, eyeing the postcard rack
He thought of all the cards he exchanged with Jack.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on November 16, 2006, 01:22:31 am
Ennis walked into the shop, eyeing the postcard rack
He thought of all the cards he exchanged with Jack.
He bowed his head, as he fought back a tear
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 16, 2006, 02:31:12 am
Ennis walked into the shop, eyeing the postcard rack
He thought of all the cards he exchanged with Jack.
He bowed his head, as he fought back a tear
He would buy this one last card, holding Jack near.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on November 16, 2006, 02:36:18 am
Ennis walked into the shop, eyeing the postcard rack
He thought of all the cards he exchanged with Jack.
He bowed his head, as he fought back a tear
He would buy this one last card, holding Jack near,
And dream of the fiery days they shared, up on Brokeback.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: saucycobblers on November 16, 2006, 09:18:49 am
Another?

Jack unbuckled his belt and said,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on November 16, 2006, 12:07:41 pm
Jack unbuckled his belt and said,
the sight a you sure turns my head
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on November 17, 2006, 08:17:50 am
Jack unbuckled his belt and said,
the sight a you sure turns my head
I aint queer, but you turn me on
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on November 17, 2006, 02:59:51 pm
Jack unbuckled his belt and said,
the sight a you sure turns my head
I aint queer, but you turn me on
Tell you what, I'd rather have you than James Bond


 ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on November 17, 2006, 03:01:38 pm
Jack unbuckled his belt and said,
The sight a you sure turns my head
I aint queer, but you turn me on
Tell you what, I'd rather have you than James Bond.
So c'mere darlin, strip and git on the bed!


 8)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on November 17, 2006, 03:02:55 pm
Let's continue the Jack Nasty limerick!


Ennis tore off his clothes and his drawers,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on November 17, 2006, 06:09:14 pm
Ennis tore off his clothes and his drawers,
And told Jack to get down on all fours,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on November 17, 2006, 07:01:01 pm
Ennis tore off his clothes and his drawers,
And told Jack to get down on all fours,
Both were busy getting rid of Jack's pants
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on November 18, 2006, 08:38:36 am
Ennis tore off his clothes and his drawers,
And told Jack to get down on all fours,
Both were busy getting rid of Jack's pants
As  moans and groans turned to chants,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on November 20, 2006, 01:36:39 pm
Ennis tore off his clothes and his drawers,
And told Jack to get down on all fours,
Both were busy getting rid of Jack's pants
As moans and groans turned to chants,
They went at it wildly, madly without pause ..


Another:  :)

In that dark alley, he fell to his knees
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 20, 2006, 01:50:26 pm
In that dark alley, he fell to his knees
His Summer with Jack is gone, is all he sees.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on November 20, 2006, 02:04:45 pm
In that dark alley, he fell to his knees
His Summer with Jack is gone, is all he sees.
He thought of Jack's face, his beautiful eyes
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 20, 2006, 02:14:48 pm
In that dark alley, he fell to his knees
His Summer with Jack is gone, is all he sees.
He thought of Jack's face, his beautiful eyes
Taste of his mouth, warmth of his skin, as he let out hiscries.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on November 21, 2006, 07:29:08 pm
In that dark alley, he fell to his knees
His Summer with Jack is gone, is all he sees.
He thought of Jack's face, his beautiful eyes
Taste of his mouth, warmth of his skin, as he let out his cries.
"I love him," Ennis thought, "I shall always be his."


aww..

Another ..

To Alma, Ennis was a handsome knight ..
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on November 21, 2006, 07:32:22 pm
To Alma, Ennis was a handsome knight ..
but when Ennis closed his eyes, he had Jack in his sight
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on November 21, 2006, 07:34:00 pm
To Alma, Ennis was a handsome knight ..
but when Ennis closed his eyes, he had Jack in his sight.
She loved it when he caressed her hair,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on November 21, 2006, 07:41:36 pm
To Alma, Ennis was a handsome knight ..
but when Ennis closed his eyes, he had Jack in his sight.
She loved it when he caressed her hair,
Not knowing he'd rather be elsewhere...
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on November 21, 2006, 08:12:26 pm
To Alma, Ennis was a handsome knight ..
but when Ennis closed his eyes, he had Jack in his sight.
She loved it when he caressed her hair,
Not knowing he'd rather be elsewhere...
Especially when he flipped her over each night.


 :P
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on November 21, 2006, 09:46:15 pm
Damn that Joe Aguirre he has no right!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on November 22, 2006, 05:27:09 pm
Damn that Joe Aguirre he has no right!
To make me sleep in that pup tent all night,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on November 22, 2006, 05:38:24 pm
Damn that Joe Aguirre he has no right!
To make me sleep in that pup tent all night.
I need Ennis right here, by my side!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: LauraGigs on November 22, 2006, 06:23:29 pm
Damn that Joe Aguirre he has no right!
To make me sleep in that pup tent all night.
I need Ennis right here, by my side!
With those lips and that cute golden hide
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Kazza on November 22, 2006, 06:30:28 pm
Damn that Joe Aguirre he has no right!
To make me sleep in that pup tent all night.
I need Ennis right here, by my side!
With those lips and that cute golden hide
A touch from that cowboy would sure set me alight.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on November 22, 2006, 06:37:55 pm
woowee!

One more:  I'm gonna borrow from Kenny Chesney's song here .. lol


As Jack drove off, he thought, "There goes my life"
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on November 22, 2006, 06:45:08 pm
As Jack drove off, he thought, "There goes my life"
Hes gone from me now, gonna take him a wife,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Kazza on November 22, 2006, 07:08:49 pm
As Jack drove off, he thought, "There goes my life"
Hes gone from me now, gonna take him a wife,
No more sweet embraces,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on November 22, 2006, 07:10:55 pm
As Jack drove off, he thought, "There goes my life"
Hes gone from me now, gonna take him a wife,
No more sweet embraces,
Just sad and long faces
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on November 22, 2006, 07:29:49 pm
As Jack drove off, he thought, "There goes my life"
Hes gone from me now, gonna take him a wife,
No more sweet embraces,
Just sad and long faces
I'd stab myself if I just had a knife... 

 :P

Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on November 22, 2006, 07:32:02 pm
A new one!  ;D

"Hey Cowboy! No need to tuck in that shirt!"   
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on November 22, 2006, 07:39:07 pm
"Hey Cowboy! No need to tuck in that shirt!
What're you doing to me?  Yer trying to flirt?"



Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on November 22, 2006, 07:43:15 pm
"Hey Cowboy! No need to tuck in that shirt!
What're you doing to me? Yer trying to flirt?"
"Oh well, what does it look like to you?"

 ;)

Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on November 22, 2006, 07:49:21 pm
"Hey Cowboy! No need to tuck in that shirt!
What're you doing to me? Yer trying to flirt?"
"Oh well, what does it look like to you?"
Jack smiled, "C'mere, I'll show you what you can do.."



 :P
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 22, 2006, 07:52:57 pm
"Hey Cowboy! No need to tuck in that shirt!
What're you doing to me? Yer trying to flirt?"
"Oh well, what does it look like to you?"
Jack smiled, "C'mere, I'll show you what you can do.."
I promise you this won't hurt.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Arad-3 on November 22, 2006, 07:56:41 pm
Jack, I look at your eyes so blue,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on November 22, 2006, 08:03:24 pm
Jack, I look at your eyes so blue,
And ..oh.. The things I'd like to do ..
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on November 22, 2006, 08:07:57 pm
Jack, I look at your eyes so blue,
And ..oh.. The things I'd like to do ..
"What's up Dude? Care for a round on the floor?"

 ;)

Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on November 23, 2006, 01:22:04 am
Jack, I look at your eyes so blue,
And ..oh.. The things I'd like to do ..
"What's up Dude? Care for a round on the floor?"
"Or I could just press you up against that door"
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on November 23, 2006, 01:25:27 am
Jack, I look at your eyes so blue,
And ..oh.. The things I'd like to do ..
"What's up Dude? Care for a round on the floor?"
"Or I could just press you up against that door,
Either way, I want you, need you!"


Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on November 23, 2006, 06:47:32 am
It could be like this always, for you and me,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Kazza on November 24, 2006, 09:57:45 am
It could be like this always, for you and me,
Just give me the word and that's how it'll be,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on November 24, 2006, 01:33:21 pm
It could be like this always, for you and me,
Just give me the word and that's how it'll be.
I'll give it all up for that chance with you
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on November 24, 2006, 03:22:27 pm
It could be like this always, for you and me,
Just give me the word and that's how it'll be.
I'll give it all up for that chance with you
A love like this, just happens to few,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: LauraGigs on November 24, 2006, 08:58:23 pm
It could be like this always, for you and me,
Just give me the word and that's how it'll be.
I'll give it all up for that chance with you
A love like this, just happens to few,
and I'll never wish I could quit thee!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on November 25, 2006, 02:26:18 am
"Jack Twist" he said, as he held out his hand
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 25, 2006, 12:39:07 pm
"Jack Twist" he said, as he held out his hand
"Ennis" he replied as he adjusted the band.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: LauraGigs on November 25, 2006, 01:54:45 pm
"Jack Twist" he said, as he held out his hand
"Ennis" he replied as he adjusted the band.
"Your folks just stop there?"
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on November 25, 2006, 03:56:36 pm
"Jack Twist" he said, as he held out his hand
"Ennis" he replied as he adjusted the band.
"Your folks just stop there?"
("He's a talker! - I swear...")
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: LauraGigs on November 25, 2006, 04:38:07 pm
"Jack Twist" he said, as he held out his hand
"Ennis" he replied as he adjusted the band.
"Your folks just stop there?"
("He's a talker! - I swear...
But his fine hide, I'd sure like to brand !")
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on November 25, 2006, 06:42:36 pm
"Del Mer" he said, as he noticed his smile,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on November 25, 2006, 07:15:06 pm
"Del Mer" he said, as he noticed his smile,
"Nice to know you", said young Jack without guile. 
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Post by: Mikaela on November 25, 2006, 07:18:30 pm
"Del Mer" he said, as he noticed his smile,
"Nice to know you", said young Jack without guile.
"Well, since we're gonna be working together,
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Post by: Lumière on November 25, 2006, 07:21:21 pm
"Del Mer" he said, as he noticed his smile,
"Nice to know you", said young Jack without guile.
"Well, since we're gonna be working together,
Come day or night, sunny or stormy weather,
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Post by: Pipedream on November 25, 2006, 07:25:44 pm
"Del Mer" he said, as he noticed his smile,
"Nice to know you", said young Jack without guile.
"Well, since we're gonna be working together,
Come day or night, sunny or stormy weather,
You'll soon find out, I'm quite versatile..."

 ;)
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Post by: Lumière on November 25, 2006, 07:38:21 pm
Continuing the limerick above ..


Ennis looked puzzled, "Whut're ya mean by that?"
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Post by: Pipedream on November 25, 2006, 07:45:47 pm
Ennis looked puzzled, "Whut're ya mean by that?"
"Oh, you will find out about it, I bet..."
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Post by: LauraGigs on November 25, 2006, 08:03:28 pm
Ennis looked puzzled, "Whut're ya mean by that?"
"Oh, you will find out about it, I bet..."
When the moon shines
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Post by: Katie77 on November 25, 2006, 11:19:20 pm
Ennis looked puzzled, "Whut're ya mean by that?"
"Oh, you will find out about it, I bet..."
When the moon shines
And the coyote whines
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Post by: Katie77 on November 25, 2006, 11:23:10 pm
Ennis looked puzzled, "Whut're ya mean by that?"
"Oh, you will find out about it, I bet..."
When the moon shines
And the coyote whines
You're smooth sexy body, I'm gonna get.


We'll have us a drink, and set up the tent,
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Post by: LauraGigs on November 25, 2006, 11:53:21 pm
We'll have us a drink, set up the tent,
And take in some fine nour-ish-ment
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Post by: Katie77 on November 26, 2006, 09:26:11 am
We'll have us a drink, set up the tent,
And take in some fine nour-ish-ment
The fire will go out, the night will get cold
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 26, 2006, 12:10:15 pm
We'll have us a drink, set up the tent,
And take in some fine nour-ish-ment
The fire will go out, the night will get cold
In yourself Ennis you will find you are bold
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Post by: Mikaela on November 26, 2006, 12:51:26 pm
We'll have us a drink, set up the tent,
And take in some fine nour-ish-ment
The fire will go out, the night will get cold
In yourself Ennis you will find you are bold,
as you realize Jack's surely heaven-sent!
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Post by: Katie77 on November 26, 2006, 06:52:04 pm
To keep ourselves warm, we'll lie side by side
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 26, 2006, 06:57:34 pm
To keep ourselves warm, we'll lie side by side
Just me 'n you bud ( mate ), nothing to hide.
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Post by: Katie77 on November 26, 2006, 08:12:51 pm
To keep ourselves warm, we'll lie side by side
Just me 'n you bud ( mate ), nothing to hide.
And if i should move, while I'm asleep,
Or onto your crutch, my hand just might creep,
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 26, 2006, 08:22:13 pm
To keep ourselves warm, we'll lie side by side
Just me 'n you bud ( mate ), nothing to hide.
And if i should move, while I'm asleep,
Or onto your crutch, my hand just might creep,
Don't worry none, it'll be a great ride!
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Post by: Katie77 on November 26, 2006, 08:32:35 pm
Unbuckle your belt, and get on all fours,             (i can feel this one being a "nasty")
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Post by: saucycobblers on November 27, 2006, 02:54:45 pm
Unbuckle your belt, and get on all fours,
Everythin' I got down there's all yours,
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Post by: Lumière on November 27, 2006, 02:58:00 pm
Unbuckle your belt, and get on all fours,
Everythin' I got down there's all yours.
I'm gonna show you true bliss
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Post by: saucycobblers on November 27, 2006, 03:08:03 pm
Unbuckle your belt, and get on all fours,
Everythin' I got down there's all yours.
I'm gonna show you true bliss
Blow your mind with a kiss
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Post by: Pipedream on November 27, 2006, 05:06:36 pm
Unbuckle your belt, and get on all fours,
Everythin' I got down there's all yours.
I'm gonna show you true bliss
Blow your mind with a kiss
And we two will be off to new shores.

 :)
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Post by: Lumière on November 27, 2006, 07:42:31 pm
Another ..  :)


"Ennis, you know a person named Jack?"
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Post by: Katie77 on November 27, 2006, 08:13:31 pm
"Ennis, you know a person named Jack?""
"Yeah, Alma, a fishin' buddy, from some time back"
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 27, 2006, 08:18:00 pm
"Ennis, you know a person named Jack?""
"Yeah, Alma, a fishin' buddy, from some time back"
In that moment, Ennis thought of that summer so long ago.
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Post by: Katie77 on November 27, 2006, 08:27:37 pm
Ennis, you know a person named Jack?""
"Yeah, Alma, a fishin' buddy, from some time back"
In that moment, Ennis thought of that summer so long ago.
When in such a short time, such a true love did grow
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 27, 2006, 08:43:32 pm
Ennis, you know a person named Jack?""
"Yeah, Alma, a fishin' buddy, from some time back"
In that moment, Ennis thought of that summer so long ago.
When in such a short time, such a true love did grow
Two young men, among the sheep, horses and tack.
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Post by: Katie77 on November 27, 2006, 09:00:55 pm
He thought of that time, when they were all alone
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 27, 2006, 09:18:14 pm
He thought of that time, when they were all alone
As the fire died down Ennis was chilled to the bone.
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Post by: Lumière on November 27, 2006, 09:27:24 pm
He thought of that time, when they were all alone
As the fire died down Ennis was chilled to the bone.
He dreamed of the kisses, the warm embrace
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 27, 2006, 09:39:57 pm
He thought of that time, when they were all alone
As the fire died down Ennis was chilled to the bone.
He dreamed of the kisses, the warm embrace
When they held each other face to face.
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Post by: LauraGigs on November 27, 2006, 10:01:08 pm
He thought of that time, when they were all alone
As the fire died down Ennis was chilled to the bone.
He dreamed of the kisses, the warm embrace
When they held each other face to face
And both felt — at last — right at home.
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Post by: David on November 27, 2006, 10:13:23 pm
Joe Aguirre had some sheep...
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Post by: Lumière on November 27, 2006, 10:15:23 pm
Joe Aguirre had some sheep...
And his love for them so deep
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Post by: David on November 27, 2006, 10:19:10 pm
Joe Aguirre had some sheep...
And his love for them so deep
he hires two boys to watch them 24/7
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Post by: LauraGigs on November 27, 2006, 10:46:47 pm
Joe Aguirre had some sheep...
And his love for them so deep
he hires two boys to watch them 24/7
Not knowing they'd soon find heaven...
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Post by: Katie77 on November 27, 2006, 11:25:23 pm
Joe Aguirre had some sheep...
And his love for them so deep
he hires two boys to watch them 24/7
Not knowing they'd soon find heaven..
Upon that mountain, oh so steep....


"Time to go cowboy", he said with dismay
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Post by: Lumière on November 27, 2006, 11:33:08 pm
"Time to go cowboy", he said with dismay
"I been really dreading this awful day"
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 27, 2006, 11:54:24 pm
One day out in Signal, Wyoming,
that last ling'ring kiss was still foaming,
Ennis noticed his lost shirt,
 Jack drove away, how Ennis hurt.
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Post by: Katie77 on November 27, 2006, 11:58:22 pm
One day out in Signal, Wyoming,
that last ling'ring kiss was still foaming,
Ennis noticed his lost shirt,
 Jack drove away, how Ennis hurt.
Now their life would continue on roaming.
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Post by: Katie77 on November 27, 2006, 11:59:36 pm
"Time to go cowboy", he said with dismay
"I been really dreading this awful day"
"Want to stay here with you"....
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 28, 2006, 12:04:32 am
"Time to go cowboy", he said with dismay
"I been really dreading this awful day"
"Want to stay here with you"....
Our home here at Brokeback, just us two.
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Post by: Katie77 on November 28, 2006, 01:04:18 am
Time to go cowboy", he said with dismay
"I been really dreading this awful day"
"Want to stay here with you"....
Our home here at Brokeback, just us two.
And I might not be "queer", but I sure am "gay".
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Post by: Pipedream on November 28, 2006, 04:31:55 pm
A new one!  ;D

Ennis warshed and young Jack got excited
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Post by: LauraGigs on November 28, 2006, 06:02:42 pm
Ennis warshed and young Jack got excited
He chomped his ciggie, trying to fight it
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Post by: Lumière on November 28, 2006, 06:05:32 pm
Ennis warshed and young Jack got excited
He chomped his ciggie, trying to fight it,
But he could see Ennis from the corner of his eye
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Post by: moremojo on November 28, 2006, 06:09:43 pm
Ennis warshed and young Jack got excited
He chomped his ciggie, trying to fight it,
But he could see Ennis from the corner of his eye
To the flutterings in his heart he could not lie
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Post by: LauraGigs on November 28, 2006, 06:13:01 pm
Ennis warshed and young Jack got excited
He chomped his ciggie, trying to fight it,
But he could see Ennis from the corner of his eye
To the flutterings in his heart he could not lie
"If he'd strip for me, I'd be delighted!"
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Post by: Katie77 on November 29, 2006, 12:38:41 am
"that tent dont look right" he said with despair
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Post by: LauraGigs on November 29, 2006, 03:16:07 am
"that tent dont look right" he said with despair
though he supposedly wouldn't sleep there!
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 29, 2006, 11:41:21 am
"That tent dont look right" he said with despair
Though he supposedly wouldn't sleep there!
Gotta make it nice for Jack he thought.
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Post by: Mikaela on November 29, 2006, 03:26:23 pm
"That tent dont look right" he said with despair
Though he supposedly wouldn't sleep there!
Gotta make it nice for Jack, he thought, -
reward the happiness he's brought
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Post by: Lumière on November 29, 2006, 03:39:24 pm
"That tent dont look right" he said with despair
Though he supposedly wouldn't sleep there!
Gotta make it nice for Jack, he thought, -
reward the happiness he's brought.
He was too shy to say the words, "Jack, I care!"
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Post by: Lumière on November 29, 2006, 03:42:16 pm
How about a silly one?   ;)


"You may have heard of me, Cigar Butt's the name,"
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Post by: Mikaela on November 29, 2006, 03:57:33 pm
You may have heard of me, Cigar Butt's the name.
A cowboy's best friend, of sheep-herding fame,
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Post by: Pipedream on November 29, 2006, 04:48:42 pm
You may have heard of me, Cigar Butt's the name.
A cowboy's best friend, of sheep-herding fame,
I'm the sexiest stud on the paddock
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Post by: saucycobblers on November 29, 2006, 05:53:40 pm
You may have heard of me, Cigar Butt's the name.
A cowboy's best friend, of sheep-herding fame,
I'm the sexiest stud on the paddock
'Cos the rancher, he feeds me smoked haddock



Well you did say 'silly one'! He'd be lookin' sexy cos all the omega-3 from the fish would give him a glossy coat...no??...ah, forget it... ::) *blushes*
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Post by: Lumière on November 29, 2006, 06:18:28 pm
Well you did say 'silly one'! He'd be lookin' sexy cos all the omega-3 from the fish would give him a glossy coat...no??...ah, forget it... ::) *blushes*

 :laugh:, Nicky, I've missed ya .. lol..


You may have heard of me, Cigar Butt's the name.
A cowboy's best friend, of sheep-herding fame,
I'm the sexiest stud on the paddock
'Cos the rancher, he feeds me smoked haddock!
Yap, Cigar Butt, that's me! The one, the only, the same..


 ;)


Another one ..

They were naked and rolling on the grass,

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Post by: Pipedream on November 29, 2006, 06:21:46 pm
They were naked and rolling on the grass,
When a bee stung Jack in the ass...

 :P
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Post by: Mikaela on November 29, 2006, 06:28:17 pm
They were naked and rolling on the grass,
When a bee stung Jack in the ass...
He let out a wild yell
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Post by: Katie77 on November 29, 2006, 06:36:07 pm
They were naked and rolling on the grass,
When a bee stung Jack in the ass...
He let out a wild yell
Cause his butt hurt like hell
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Post by: LauraGigs on November 29, 2006, 07:57:51 pm
They were naked and rolling on the grass,
When a bee stung Jack in the ass...
He let out a wild yell
Cause his butt hurt like hell
"Kiss it better, Ennis. Please?" he asked.
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Post by: Lumière on November 29, 2006, 08:14:56 pm
Continued from above ..

So Ennis grazed Jack's cheek with a kiss ..



 :P
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Post by: LauraGigs on November 29, 2006, 08:48:57 pm
So Ennis grazed Jack's cheek with a kiss
sending Jack to a state of pure bliss!
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Post by: Lumière on November 29, 2006, 08:57:05 pm
So Ennis grazed Jack's cheek with a kiss
sending Jack to a state of pure bliss!
Jack was breathing hard, his face flushed
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Post by: David on November 29, 2006, 11:28:18 pm
So Ennis grazed Jack's cheek with a kiss
sending Jack to a state of pure bliss!
Jack was breathing hard, his face flushed
Jack grabbed Ennis's manhood and Ennis blushed
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Post by: LauraGigs on November 30, 2006, 01:28:05 am
So Ennis grazed Jack's cheek with a kiss
sending Jack to a state of pure bliss!
Jack was breathing hard, his face flushed
Jack grabbed Ennis's manhood and Ennis blushed
& Jack said "ain't no little thing, is this!!"
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Post by: Katie77 on November 30, 2006, 07:54:06 pm
"No ones business but ours" Jack said that day,
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Post by: Lumière on November 30, 2006, 08:07:03 pm
"No ones business but ours" Jack said that day,
"I ain't queer," Ennis said, " I ain't that way.."
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Post by: Daniel on November 30, 2006, 08:10:46 pm
"No ones business but ours" Jack said that day,
"I ain't queer," Ennis said, " I ain't that way.."
"But what about what happened last night?"
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on November 30, 2006, 08:12:14 pm
"No ones business but ours" Jack said that day,
"I ain't queer," Ennis said, " I ain't that way.."
"But what about what happened last night?"
"When Ah wuz with you it just seemed right."
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Post by: LauraGigs on November 30, 2006, 08:40:36 pm
"No ones business but ours" Jack said that day,
"I ain't queer," Ennis said, " I ain't that way.."
"But what about what happened last night?"
"When Ah wuz with you it just seemed right...
the best that I've had, I dare say!"




[or: "This cowboy flick sure ain't cliche!"]
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Post by: Lumière on December 02, 2006, 01:29:37 am
Another..


He heard Jack's truck and dashed out the door,
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Post by: LauraGigs on December 02, 2006, 02:29:35 am
He heard Jack's truck and dashed out the door,
To greet his fine long-lost amour!
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Post by: Lumière on December 02, 2006, 03:02:14 am
He heard Jack's truck and dashed out the door,
To greet his fine long-lost amour!
His heart was pounding in his chest
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Post by: Ellemeno on December 02, 2006, 04:00:01 am
He heard Jack's truck and dashed out the door,
To greet his fine long-lost amour!
His heart was pounding in his chest
- His little darlin' MosterBest
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on December 02, 2006, 11:37:54 am
He heard Jack's truck and dashed out the door,
To greet his fine long-lost amour!
His heart was pounding in his chest
- His little darlin' MosterBest
Then he saw him, what he waited four years for!
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Post by: Lumière on December 02, 2006, 02:00:27 pm
Someone start a new one ..!  Ok, I will ..  8)



He wept as he drove up to Lightnin Flat
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Post by: LauraGigs on December 02, 2006, 02:03:55 pm
He wept as he drove up to Lightnin Flat
Wiped his boots on the Twist welcome mat
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Post by: Lumière on December 02, 2006, 02:24:19 pm
He wept as he drove up to Lightnin Flat
Wiped his boots on the Twist welcome mat.
Jack's Ma stood at the door, tears in her eyes
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on December 02, 2006, 02:32:01 pm
He wept as he drove up to Lightnin Flat
Wiped his boots on the Twist welcome mat.
Jack's Ma stood at the door, tears in her eyes
The man my son loved, come in, baked some pies.
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Post by: LauraGigs on December 02, 2006, 02:45:09 pm
He wept as he drove up to Lightnin Flat
Wiped his boots on the Twist welcome mat.
Jack's Ma stood at the door, tears in her eyes
The man my son loved, come in, baked some pies.
Their rapport — so much more than chitchat.
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Post by: Lumière on December 02, 2006, 03:31:04 pm

"Jack used to mention you," she said
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on December 02, 2006, 03:36:21 pm
"Jack used to mention you," she said
His face so sad, the expression she read.
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Post by: Lumière on December 02, 2006, 05:31:09 pm
"Jack used to mention you," she said
His face so sad, the expression she read.
"We was buddies, way back in sixty-three",
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Post by: Katie77 on December 02, 2006, 06:31:53 pm
Jack used to mention you," she said
His face so sad, the expression she read.
"We was buddies, way back in sixty-three",
"We worked on Brokeback, Jack and me"
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Post by: Pipedream on December 02, 2006, 06:49:40 pm
Jack used to mention you," she said
His face so sad, the expression she read.
"We was buddies, way back in sixty-three",
"We worked on Brokeback, Jack and me."
She knew they were lovers. It was just so sad.

 :'(
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Post by: Katie77 on December 02, 2006, 07:20:51 pm
She told of Jacks's damn "whiskey streams",
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Post by: Mikaela on December 03, 2006, 05:24:39 am
She told of Jacks's damn "whiskey streams",
and bluebird song and Brokeback dreams,
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Post by: Katie77 on December 03, 2006, 06:35:18 am
She told of Jacks's damn "whiskey streams",
and bluebird song and Brokeback dreams,
Kept all his friend's names in his head,
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Post by: Mikaela on December 03, 2006, 07:29:07 am
She told of Jacks's damn "whiskey streams",
and bluebird song and Brokeback dreams.
Kept all his friend's names in his head,
"or I'd have let you know he's dead,"  :-\

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Post by: LauraGigs on December 03, 2006, 03:14:48 pm
She told of Jacks's damn "whiskey streams",
and bluebird song and Brokeback dreams.
"Kept all his friend's names in his head,
or I'd have let you know he's dead.
Our love for him drove us both to extremes."
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Post by: LauraGigs on December 03, 2006, 03:16:56 pm
Ennis offered his daughter some wine
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on December 03, 2006, 03:23:55 pm
Ennis offered his daughter some wine
Junior now so grown up, no longer mine.
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Post by: Katie77 on December 03, 2006, 04:58:13 pm
Ennis offered his daughter some wine
Junior now so grown up, no longer mine.
In love with Kirk, she soon will wed,
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Post by: Lumière on December 03, 2006, 05:10:13 pm
Ennis offered his daughter some wine
Junior now so grown up, no longer mine.
In love with Kirk, she soon will wed,
"So he's a roughneck, huh?" Ennis said
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Post by: Katie77 on December 03, 2006, 05:18:04 pm
Ennis offered his daughter some wine
Junior now so grown up, no longer mine.
In love with Kirk, she soon will wed,
"So he's a roughneck, huh?" Ennis said
"Yes, Daddy, and he loves me fine".



 
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Post by: Katie77 on December 03, 2006, 05:19:14 pm
She looks at her Dad, and sees his sad face,
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Post by: Lumière on December 03, 2006, 05:22:05 pm
She looks at her Dad, and sees his sad face,
She wonders when he'll leave this depressing place
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Post by: Lumière on December 03, 2006, 09:30:47 pm
She looks at her Dad, and sees his sad face,
She wonders when he'll leave this depressing place.
"You'll be at the wedding, right dad?"
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on December 03, 2006, 09:36:55 pm
She looks at her Dad, and sees his sad face,
She wonders when he'll leave this depressing place.
"You'll be at the wedding, right dad?"
When he said the roundup, she looked so sad.
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Post by: LauraGigs on December 03, 2006, 11:04:41 pm
She looks at her Dad, and sees his sad face,
She wonders when he'll leave this depressing place.
"You'll be at the wedding, right dad?"
When he said the roundup, she looked so sad.
For her daddy no one could replace!
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Post by: Katie77 on December 04, 2006, 07:34:48 am
He looked at the shirts, that hung on the door,
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Post by: saucycobblers on December 04, 2006, 09:08:29 am
He looked at the shirts, that hung on the door,
From that blissful time when they were both dirt poor,
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on December 04, 2006, 10:48:03 am
He looked at the shirts, that hung on the door,
From that blissful time when they were both dirt poor,
So happy he couyld paw the white out of the moon.
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Post by: Katie77 on December 04, 2006, 04:49:43 pm
He looked at the shirts, that hung on the door,
From that blissful time when they were both dirt poor,
So happy he couyld paw the white out of the moon.
And hear that harmonica, play a tune,
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Post by: LauraGigs on December 04, 2006, 05:01:20 pm
He looked at the shirts, that hung on the door,
From that blissful time when they were both dirt poor,
So happy he could paw white from the moon.
And hear that harmonica, play a tune,
Once happy — now sad  — to his core.
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Post by: LauraGigs on December 04, 2006, 05:02:14 pm
There once was a right clever Basque
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Post by: saucycobblers on December 04, 2006, 05:07:44 pm
There once was a right clever Basque
And sheepherdin' was his main task
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Post by: David on December 04, 2006, 10:53:51 pm
There once was a right clever Basque
And sheepherdin' was his main task
he'd help you round up your sheep in a group
Just don't order yourself no soup
but if you need smokes or whiskey just ask.


he he he!   Sorry, couldn't resist finishing that one!   ;D
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Post by: Lumière on December 05, 2006, 01:06:38 am
Jack whispered, "Whut're we gonna do now?"
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on December 05, 2006, 01:16:08 am
Jack whispered, "Whut're we gonna do now?"
Ennis thought sadly, nothein' we can do. no how.
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Post by: Katie77 on December 05, 2006, 03:07:29 am
Jack whispered, "Whut're we gonna do now?"
Ennis thought sadly, nothein' we can do. no how.
I got my life and you got yours,
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on December 05, 2006, 03:52:39 am
Jack whispered, "Whut're we gonna do now?"
Ennis thought sadly, nothein' we can do. no how.
I got my life and you got yours,
Meet once in a while, drink some Coors
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Post by: David on December 05, 2006, 08:11:43 am
Jack whispered, "Whut're we gonna do now?"
Ennis thought sadly, nothein' we can do. no how.
I got my life and you got yours,
Meet once in a while, drink some Coors
and have as much sex as time will allow!
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Post by: David on December 05, 2006, 08:12:58 am
There was a young lady named Alma Beers,
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Post by: Lumière on December 05, 2006, 12:57:43 pm
There was a young lady named Alma Beers,
She loved a man who brought her many tears..
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Post by: Katie77 on December 05, 2006, 05:13:19 pm
There was a young lady named Alma Beers,
She loved a man who brought her many tears..
Then one day, in the mail, she saw the card,
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Post by: David on December 05, 2006, 05:51:13 pm
There was a young lady named Alma Beers,
She loved a man who brought her many tears..
Then one day, in the mail, she saw the card,
from the man who made her husband hard
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Post by: moremojo on December 05, 2006, 06:03:05 pm
There was a young lady named Alma Beers,
She loved a man who brought her many tears..
Then one day, in the mail, she saw the card,
from the man who made her husband hard
And her heart froze in time with her fears.
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Post by: Lumière on December 05, 2006, 06:13:26 pm
Jack hoped beyond hope with each passing year,
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Post by: moremojo on December 05, 2006, 06:14:58 pm
Jack hoped beyond hope with each passing year,
That he would forge life with the one he held dear,
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Post by: Katie77 on December 05, 2006, 06:17:29 pm
Jack hoped beyond hope with each passing year,
That he would forge life with the one he held dear,
They'd get them a ranch, and run a few cows
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Post by: moremojo on December 05, 2006, 06:24:36 pm
Jack hoped beyond hope with each passing year,
That he would forge life with the one he held dear,
They'd get them a ranch, and run a few cows
No more need to go southward, the men for to browse,
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Post by: Katie77 on December 05, 2006, 06:52:58 pm
Jack hoped beyond hope with each passing year,
That he would forge life with the one he held dear,
They'd get them a ranch, and run a few cows
No more need to go southward, the men for to browse,
And words of their love, they'd continually hear.


They'd walk together hand in hand,
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Post by: Mikaela on December 05, 2006, 06:59:56 pm
They'd walk together hand in hand
(in Jack's dreams) over sweet, green land
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Post by: Katie77 on December 05, 2006, 08:02:01 pm
They'd walk together hand in hand
(in Jack's dreams) over sweet, green land,
Lay together, side by side,
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Post by: David on December 05, 2006, 09:11:55 pm
They'd walk together hand in hand
(in Jack's dreams) over sweet, green land,
Lay together, side by side,
touching mouths their lips would glide
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Post by: Lumière on December 06, 2006, 01:08:41 pm
They'd walk together hand in hand
(in Jack's dreams) over sweet, green land,
Lay together, side by side,
touching mouths their lips would glide,
In ecstacy, struck by love's magic wand.



 :)  Another:


It's been a while, let me watch you sleep
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on December 06, 2006, 01:13:02 pm
It's been a while, let me watch you sleep
So peaceful, beautiful, makes me weep.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on December 06, 2006, 06:31:39 pm
It's been a while, let me watch you sleep
So peaceful, beautiful, makes me weep.
Just like them Brokeback days, safe by your side,
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Post by: Lumière on December 06, 2006, 06:50:35 pm
It's been a while, let me watch you sleep
So peaceful, beautiful, makes me weep.
Just like them Brokeback days, safe by your side,
Those were the days, what an unbelievable ride!
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Post by: David on December 06, 2006, 06:53:49 pm
It's been a while, let me watch you sleep
So peaceful, beautiful, makes me weep.
Just like them Brokeback days, safe by your side,
Those were the days, what an unbelievable ride!
And providing me with memories to keep.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on December 06, 2006, 07:08:44 pm
Aside: I really like this last one, guys! :)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: 2robots4u on December 06, 2006, 09:28:49 pm
Me too.  Perhaps the best one yet...good work people...Doug
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Post by: Lumière on December 08, 2006, 06:55:15 pm
Another:
(I wrote a lil poem recently that starts with this ..)


Love me like there is no tomorrow,
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Post by: Katie77 on December 08, 2006, 07:02:58 pm
Love me like there is no tomorrow,
Love me true, and feel no sorrow,
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Post by: Pipedream on December 08, 2006, 07:22:36 pm
Love me like there is no tomorrow
Love me true, and feel no sorrow
Too much time that has been wasted
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Post by: Katie77 on December 08, 2006, 10:44:04 pm
Love me like there is no tomorrow
Love me true, and feel no sorrow
Too much time that has been wasted
And thru my lips, your love, I've tasted,
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on December 09, 2006, 02:29:01 am
Love me like there is no tomorrow
Love me true, and feel no sorrow
Too much time that has been wasted
And thru my lips, your love, I've tasted,
You are mine to have, not borrow.
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Post by: Lumière on December 09, 2006, 02:33:05 am
Aww.. that was so sweet!  :)


Another:


Ennis didn't know about it, until the postcard came
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on December 09, 2006, 02:37:42 am
Ennis didn't know about it, until the postcard came
Just can't be, not his Jack, his flame.
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Post by: Katie77 on December 09, 2006, 08:19:07 am
Ennis didn't know about it, until the postcard came
Just can't be, not his Jack, his flame.
The stamp "deceased", it stung his eyes,
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Post by: David on December 09, 2006, 08:27:48 am
Ennis didn't know about it, until the postcard came
Just can't be, not his Jack, his flame.
The stamp "deceased", it stung his eyes,
He swallowed hard, to muffle his cries,
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Post by: Katie77 on December 09, 2006, 08:38:22 am
Ennis didn't know about it, until the postcard came
Just can't be, not his Jack, his flame.
The stamp "deceased", it stung his eyes,
He swallowed hard, to muffle his cries,
He had to know, who was to blame.


He rang Laureen, he had to know,
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Post by: David on December 09, 2006, 09:49:32 am
He rang Laureen, he had to know,
Her voice was cold, her emotions did not show,
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on December 09, 2006, 11:52:58 am
He rang Laureen, he had to know,
Her voice was cold, her emotions did not show,
It wasn't a mistake, he'd never see his Jack again.
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Post by: David on December 09, 2006, 12:27:36 pm
He rang Laureen, he had to know,
Her voice was cold, her emotions did not show,
It wasn't a mistake, he'd never see his Jack again.
He lost his lover, he lost his friend,
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Post by: LauraGigs on December 09, 2006, 12:56:23 pm
He rang Laureen, he had to know,
Her voice was cold, her emotions did not show,
It wasn't a mistake, he'd never see his Jack again.
He lost his lover, he lost his friend,
The one he had fallen for so long ago.
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Post by: LauraGigs on December 09, 2006, 12:57:55 pm
Jack chose a low-startle-point mare
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on December 09, 2006, 06:11:23 pm
Jack chose a low-startle-point mare
Impress that blond cowboy, the one so fair.
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Post by: Katie77 on December 09, 2006, 07:43:12 pm
Jack chose a low-startle-point mare
Impress that blond cowboy, the one so fair.
He was used to ridin' at rodeo meets,
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Post by: Mikaela on December 10, 2006, 07:05:44 pm
Jack chose a low-startle-point mare
Impress that blond cowboy, the one so fair.
He was used to ridin' at rodeo meets,
dreamed of similar motion between the sheets,


 ::)  :P
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on December 10, 2006, 07:25:50 pm
Jack chose a low-startle-point mare
Impress that blond cowboy, the one so fair.
He was used to ridin' at rodeo meets,
dreamed of similar motion between the sheets,
Take his hand in his, if he dare.
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Post by: Lumière on December 10, 2006, 07:30:26 pm
A syrupy, lovey-dovey one ..  ;D


Dear Jack, my lover, my precious, my sweet
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Post by: Mikaela on December 10, 2006, 07:43:00 pm
Dear Jack, my lover, my precious, my sweet,
you make my heart race. Feel the beat!
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Post by: Katie77 on December 10, 2006, 09:38:40 pm
Dear Jack, my lover, my precious, my sweet,
you make my heart race. Feel the beat!
To feel your lips, press hard on mine,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on December 10, 2006, 09:40:25 pm
Dear Jack, my lover, my precious, my sweet,
you make my heart race. Feel the beat!
To feel your lips, press hard on mine,
You and me as one, just one more time.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on December 10, 2006, 09:44:44 pm
Dear Jack, my lover, my precious, my sweet,
you make my heart race. Feel the beat!
To feel your lips, press hard on mine,
You and me as one, just one more time,
Leaves me tingling from my head down to my feet!



 ;)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on December 10, 2006, 10:02:07 pm
As Jack met Alma, he nodded and smiled,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on December 10, 2006, 10:09:51 pm
As Jack met Alma, he nodded and smiled,
A simple girl, so sweet and mild.
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Post by: Katie77 on December 10, 2006, 11:40:57 pm
As Jack met Alma, he nodded and smiled,
A simple girl, so sweet and mild.
If she knew how much he loved "her" man
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on December 11, 2006, 12:08:45 am
As Jack met Alma, he nodded and smiled,
A simple girl, so sweet and mild.
If she knew how much he loved "her" man
His face lit up by his side, more than she ever can.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on December 11, 2006, 01:21:11 am
As Jack met Alma, he nodded and smiled,
A simple girl, so sweet and mild.
If she knew how much he loved "her" man
His face lit up by his side, morethan she ever can
Then he heard the sounds, the sounds of a child.


He mentioned his boy, "five months, smiles a lot",
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on December 11, 2006, 02:02:42 am
He mentioned his boy, "five months, smiles a lot",
"Yeah" He beamed, "a son you got."
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on December 11, 2006, 03:03:20 pm
He mentioned his boy, "eight months, smiles a lot",
"Yeah" He beamed, "a son you got."
"And I got me a wife, she's pretty as can be"





I changed the first line slightly ..  ;)
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on December 11, 2006, 03:10:30 pm
He mentioned his boy, "eight months, smiles a lot",
"Yeah" He beamed, "a son you got."
"And I got me a wife, she's pretty as can be"
Ennis thinking 'You came all this way fer me.'
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on December 11, 2006, 03:45:00 pm
He mentioned his boy, "eight months, smiles a lot",
"Yeah" He beamed, "a son you got."
"And I got me a wife, she's pretty as can be"
Ennis thinking 'You came all this way fer me.'
In a lil while, they were makin' love, wild and hot!



Another:  :)


They made wild love, burning with passion
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on December 11, 2006, 04:31:14 pm
They made wild love, burning with passion
Mindless of law, heedless of fashion,
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Post by: David on December 12, 2006, 08:53:02 am
They made wild love, burning with passion
Mindless of law, heedless of fashion,
Day and night their love didn't tire,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on December 12, 2006, 10:14:25 am
They made wild love, burning with passion
Mindless of law, heedless of fashion,
Day and night their love didn't tire,
Neither time nor great distance could quench their desire,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on December 12, 2006, 10:25:10 am
They made wild love, burning with passion
Mindless of law, heedless of fashion,
Day and night their love didn't tire,
Neither time nor great distance could quench their desire,
Both yearned for the little time they could ration.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on December 12, 2006, 10:35:19 am
The Wyoming hills lay far on the horizon,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on December 12, 2006, 12:32:20 pm
The Wyoming hills lay far on the horizon,
and those Brokeback nights are full of surprizin,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on December 12, 2006, 12:36:39 pm
The Wyoming hills lay far on the horizon,
and those Brokeback nights are full of surprizin,
Untethering secrets, learning what's true,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on December 12, 2006, 12:42:11 pm
The Wyoming hills lay far on the horizon,
and those Brokeback nights are full of surprizin,
Untethering secrets, learning what's true,
The boys passion burst right out of the blue,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on December 12, 2006, 12:48:53 pm
The Wyoming hills lay far on the horizon,
and those Brokeback nights are full of surprizin,
Untethering secrets, learning what's true,
The boys passion burst right out of the blue,
Till true love finds their hearts and flies in.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on December 14, 2006, 06:15:28 pm
Time to start another one..........?


He could paw the white out of the moon,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on December 14, 2006, 06:18:54 pm
He could paw the white out of the moon,
Summer would come to an end too soon
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Post by: Lumière on December 14, 2006, 07:20:00 pm
He could paw the white out of the moon,
Summer would come to an end too soon.
It'd been ages since he felt so right
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on December 14, 2006, 07:44:13 pm
He could paw the white out of the moon,
Summer would come to an end too soon.
It'd been ages since he felt so right
Jack and him together in the night
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on December 14, 2006, 08:06:14 pm
He could paw the white out of the moon,
Summer would come to an end too soon.
It'd been ages since he felt so right
Jack and him together in the night
At the thought of it he started humming a tune.

 :)
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Post by: Pipedream on December 14, 2006, 08:08:24 pm
A new one!   :)

"Fuck Aguirre!" Jack thought and switched shifts with his mate. 

Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on December 14, 2006, 09:49:07 pm
"Fuck Aguirre!" Jack thought and switched shifts with his mate.
That piss smelling pup tent, he had started to hate,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: David on December 14, 2006, 11:03:29 pm
"Fuck Aguirre!" Jack thought and switched shifts with his mate.
That piss smelling pup tent, he had started to hate,
Now I can warsh his clothes and feed my man,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on December 14, 2006, 11:26:22 pm
"Fuck Aguirre!" Jack thought and switched shifts with his mate.
That piss smelling pup tent, he had started to hate,
Now I can warsh his clothes and feed my man,
I'll perfect the art of opening a can,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on December 15, 2006, 03:43:32 am
"Fuck Aguirre!" Jack thought and switched shifts with his mate.
That piss smelling pup tent, he had started to hate,
Now I can warsh his clothes and feed my man,
I'll perfect the art of opening a can,
And the rest, I'll leave up to love and fate.


There aint no reins on this one, Jack
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on December 15, 2006, 11:35:34 am
There aint no reins on this one, Jack
We got this 'thing', can't never go back.
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Post by: Mikaela on December 15, 2006, 03:06:45 pm
There aint no reins on this one, Jack
We got this 'thing', can't never go back.
But it's scary as hell,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on December 15, 2006, 03:08:36 pm
There aint no reins on this one, Jack
We got this 'thing', can't never go back.
But it's scary as hell,
And you sure ring my bell!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on December 15, 2006, 03:12:41 pm
There aint no reins on this one, Jack
We got this 'thing', can't never go back.
But it's scary as hell,
And you sure ring my bell!
Enough with the talk now - let's get in the sack!


 ;) ;D


Perhaps I'd better start the next one right away:


While sleeping on the cold, hard ground
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on December 15, 2006, 05:19:06 pm
While sleeping on the cold, hard ground
They kept themselves warm with the love they'd just found...
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on December 15, 2006, 05:44:37 pm
While sleeping on the cold, hard ground
They kept themselves warm with the love they'd just found.
One night in the tent
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on December 15, 2006, 06:25:40 pm
While sleeping on the cold, hard ground
They kept themselves warm with the love they'd just found.
One night in the tent,
Over Jack....Ennis bent..
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on December 15, 2006, 06:28:55 pm
While sleeping on the cold, hard ground
They kept themselves warm with the love they'd just found.
One night in the tent,
Over Jack....Ennis bent..
And he made a quite loud, panting sound...

 :P
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on December 15, 2006, 08:14:11 pm
"Cant stand this anymore" he said, with a tear,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on December 15, 2006, 08:29:15 pm
"Cant stand this anymore" he said, with a tear,
Losing his love or his life was the choice to fear,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on December 15, 2006, 08:43:17 pm
"Cant stand this anymore" he said, with a tear,
Losing his love or his life was the choice to fear,
Jacks arms around him, he fell to the ground,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on December 15, 2006, 08:48:43 pm
"Cant stand this anymore" he said, with a tear,
Losing his love or his life was the choice to fear,
Jacks arms around him, he fell to the ground,
There in the dust his soul's solace he found,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on December 15, 2006, 10:04:09 pm
"Cant stand this anymore" he said, with a tear,
Losing his love or his life was the choice to fear,
Jacks arms around him, he fell to the ground,
There in the dust his soul's solace he found,
Reassurance from Jack, is what he needed to hear.


For unknown to them, this time was the last,

Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on December 15, 2006, 10:07:24 pm
For unknown to them, this time was the last,
Their moments of joy were all in the past,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on December 15, 2006, 10:26:25 pm
For unknown to them, this time was the last,
Their moments of joy were all in the past,
Twenty years meeting up would be no more.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on December 15, 2006, 10:35:08 pm
For unknown to them, this time was the last,
Their moments of joy were all in the past,
Twenty years meeting up would be no more.
One just beyond reach, the other broken and poor.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on December 15, 2006, 10:39:05 pm
For unknown to them, this time was the last,
Their moments of joy were all in the past,
Twenty years meeting up would be no more.
One just beyond reach, the other broken and poor.
Just two shirts in a closet, no more lines to cast.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on December 15, 2006, 10:42:08 pm
ASIDE: I think we may have just written one of the saddest limericks ever.

How about another?:

One wife knew something of the games of her man,
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on December 15, 2006, 10:51:01 pm
One wife knew something of the games of her man,
For a long time she still loved him, remained his fan.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on December 15, 2006, 10:53:32 pm
One wife knew something of the games of her man,
For a long time she still loved him, remained his fan.
Till lack of fulfillment barraged its way through,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on December 16, 2006, 07:41:11 pm
One wife knew something of the games of her man,
For a long time she still loved him, remained his fan.
Till lack of fulfillment barraged its way through,
So another life, she sought to persue,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Mikaela on December 17, 2006, 03:06:10 pm
One wife knew something of the games of her man,
For a long time she still loved him, remained his fan.
Till lack of fulfillment barraged its way through,
So another life, she sought to persue,
and into Monroe's waiting arms she ran.


 ::)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on December 17, 2006, 06:02:16 pm
She stood at the door, and watched them embrace,
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Post by: Mikaela on December 19, 2006, 04:30:39 pm
She stood at the door, and watched them embrace,
then turned and retraced her steps in a daze
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on December 19, 2006, 04:33:54 pm
She stood at the door, and watched them embrace,
then turned and retraced her steps in a daze
Truth blasted open, never suspected,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on December 19, 2006, 05:03:57 pm
She stood at the door, and watched them embrace,
then turned and retraced her steps in a daze
Truth blasted open, never suspected,
And they didnt know, they were being detected,
Their kisses and hands all over their face.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on December 20, 2006, 03:04:34 am
It had been four years, he picked out a card.
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Post by: moremojo on December 20, 2006, 10:26:16 am
It had been four years, he picked out a card.
He had sought Ennis everywhere, high and low, long and hard,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on December 20, 2006, 04:01:22 pm
It had been four years, he picked out a card.
He had sought Ennis everywhere, high and low, long and hard
"This has been overdue", he wrote all excited
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on December 20, 2006, 04:30:11 pm
It had been four years, he picked out a card.
He had sought Ennis everywhere, high and low, long and hard
"This has been overdue", he wrote all excited
"Be through on the 24th." he read, hardly able to stay righted.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on December 21, 2006, 01:59:37 pm
It had been four years, he picked out a card.
He had sought Ennis everywhere, high and low, long and hard
"This has been overdue", he wrote all excited
"Be through on the 24th." he read, hardly able to stay righted.
He knew his excitement, he would need to hide and guard.


The day seemed long, as he paced 'cross the room,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on December 21, 2006, 02:46:13 pm
The day seemed long, as he paced 'cross the room,
He was excited for a change, no depressing gloom
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on December 21, 2006, 03:18:25 pm
The day seemed long, as he paced 'cross the room,
He was excited for a change, no depressing gloom
Was Jack really going to be here?
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: moremojo on December 21, 2006, 05:46:42 pm
The day seemed long, as he paced 'cross the room,
He was excited for a change, no depressing gloom
Was Jack really going to be here?
Would it all be the same--his touch as soft, his face as dear?
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on December 21, 2006, 06:19:57 pm
The day seemed long, as he paced 'cross the room,
He was excited for a change, no depressing gloom
Was Jack really going to be here?
Would it all be the same--his touch as soft, his face as dear
He would know, before long, he's arriving soon.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on December 23, 2006, 12:43:59 pm
Before dawn, a red and white Ford pickup merges on the highway.
Title: EXCESS SYLLABLE ALERT
Post by: LauraGigs on December 23, 2006, 06:38:26 pm
A Ford pickup merged on the highway
Before dawn - no light yet in the skyways
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Post by: David on December 26, 2006, 08:13:39 am
A Ford pickup merged on the highway
Before dawn - no light yet in the skyways
14 hours is alot a driving Lureen would say
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Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on December 26, 2006, 11:34:02 am
A Ford pickup .merged on the highway
Before dawn - no light yet in the skyways
14 hours is alot a driving Lureen would say
What would make you drive all that way.
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Post by: LauraGigs on December 26, 2006, 05:32:39 pm
A Ford pickup merged on the highway
Before dawn - no light yet in the skyways
14 hours is alot a driving Lureen would say
What would make you drive all that way.
For lovin' you no longer come my way!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: LauraGigs on December 26, 2006, 05:34:52 pm
They took a few swigs of Old Rose
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on December 26, 2006, 09:34:00 pm
They took a few swigs of Old Rose
Felt the chill of the down to their toes.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ellemeno on December 26, 2006, 10:38:24 pm
They took a few swigs of Old Rose
Felt the chill of the down to their toes.
Jack passed Ennis the joint
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on December 26, 2006, 10:48:27 pm
They took a few swigs of Old Rose
Felt the chill of the down to their toes.
Jack passed Ennis the joint
came straight to the point
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on December 26, 2006, 10:51:53 pm
They took a few swigs of Old Rose
Felt the chill of the down to their toes.
Jack passed Ennis the joint
came straight to the point
What Jack had said only added to his woes
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Ellemeno on December 26, 2006, 10:58:16 pm
Ennis leaned back to catch a last look
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on December 26, 2006, 11:26:26 pm
Ennis leaned back to catch a last look


                           jack immediately picked up the hook
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Post by: Lumière on December 30, 2006, 06:10:38 pm
Ennis leaned back to catch a last look
Jack immediately picked up the hook,
He saw that Ennis watched him that way
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Post by: Katie77 on December 30, 2006, 10:19:02 pm
Ennis leaned back to catch a last look
Jack immediately picked up the hook,
He saw that Ennis watched him that way
And somehow he knew, he'd love him one day,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on January 01, 2007, 08:33:34 pm
Ennis leaned back to catch a last look
Jack immediately picked up the hook,
He saw that Ennis watched him that way
And somehow he knew, he'd love him one day,
And the words of this story might end up in a book.


"I aint queer" said Ennis, looking over at Jack,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on January 01, 2007, 08:47:39 pm
"I aint queer" said Ennis, looking over at Jack,
"Me neither" Jack said to Ennis looking back
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Post by: Lumière on January 02, 2007, 12:21:10 am
"I aint queer" said Ennis, looking over at Jack,
"Me neither" Jack said to Ennis looking back.
"This thing, it's a one-shot deal!"
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on January 02, 2007, 12:29:57 am
"I aint queer" said Ennis, looking over at Jack,
"Me neither" Jack said to Ennis looking back.
"This thing, it's a one-shot deal!"
"We sure cant help the way that we feel"
 
 
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on January 02, 2007, 03:27:23 pm
"I aint queer" said Ennis, looking over at Jack,
"Me neither" Jack said to Ennis looking back.
"This thing, it's a one-shot deal!"
"We sure cant help the way that we feel"
 "Bein' without you I sure can't hack."
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on January 02, 2007, 03:37:05 pm
Another one,  limerickers!  ;)


Jack watched as the rodeo clown walked away,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on January 02, 2007, 04:17:49 pm
Jack watched as the rodeo clown walked away,
Back to his mates, having plenty to say,
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Post by: saucycobblers on January 02, 2007, 08:53:26 pm
Jack watched as the rodeo clown walked away,
Back to his mates, having plenty to say,
Rejection burned his reddening cheeks
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on January 03, 2007, 02:34:43 am
Jack watched as the rodeo clown walked away,
Back to his mates, having plenty to say,
Rejection burned his reddening cheeks
'To hell with the clown and those silly pr!cks',
Thought Jack, I need Ennis here with me to stay!
 8)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on January 03, 2007, 04:08:59 pm
Another:

"My dad, he was a fine roper", Ennis said
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Post by: Lumière on January 04, 2007, 05:45:24 pm
"My dad, he was a fine roper", Ennis said
When Jakc just watched him, he went ahead:
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Post by: Mikaela on January 04, 2007, 06:15:37 pm
"My dad, he was a fine roper", Ennis said
When Jack just watched him, he went ahead:
"Didn't rodeo much, fer sure....
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Post by: Katie77 on January 04, 2007, 06:37:22 pm
"My dad, he was a fine roper", Ennis said
When Jack just watched him, he went ahead:
"Didn't rodeo much, fer sure....
Called 'em "fuck ups" and more,
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Post by: Mikaela on January 04, 2007, 06:48:38 pm
"My dad, he was a fine roper", Ennis said
When Jack just watched him, he went ahead:
"Didn't rodeo much, fer sure....
Called 'em "fuck ups" and more, -
but now I see all his wits must'a fled!"  :-*
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on January 05, 2007, 02:11:57 am
Jack picked up her hat, and dusted it off,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on January 05, 2007, 04:12:42 am
Jack picked up her hat, and dusted it off,
He tried to impress her, tried to look tough ..




(actually, I dont know if he tried to look tough but it rhymes! lol)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on January 05, 2007, 04:20:43 am
Jack picked up her hat, and dusted it off,
He tried to impress her, tried to look tough ..
Caught her eye, at the bar that night,

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Post by: Pipedream on January 05, 2007, 06:56:35 pm
Jack picked up her hat, and dusted it off,
He tried to impress her, tried to look tough ..
Caught her eye at the bar that night,
And thought she was quite a sight
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Post by: Lumière on January 05, 2007, 07:07:41 pm
Jack picked up her hat, and dusted it off,
He tried to impress her, tried to look tough ..
Caught her eye at the bar that night,
And thought she was quite a sight
She was no Ennis, but she was quite enough ..

 :)

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Post by: Katie77 on January 05, 2007, 07:46:37 pm
"You waitin' on a matin' call", she said to Jack,
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Post by: Lumière on January 06, 2007, 09:29:29 pm
"You waitin' on a matin' call", she said to Jack,
He looked her over, charm and beauty she didn't lack
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on January 06, 2007, 10:05:45 pm
"You waitin' on a matin' call", she said to Jack,
He looked her over, charm and beauty she didn't lack
They danced, but his thoughts, were of some other time
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on January 07, 2007, 04:35:33 pm
"You waitin' on a matin' call", she said to Jack,
He looked her over, charm and beauty she didn't lack
They danced, but his thoughts were of some other time
He remembered two young guys in their prime
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on January 07, 2007, 05:37:25 pm
"You waitin' on a matin' call", she said to Jack,
He looked her over, charm and beauty she didn't lack
They danced, but his thoughts were of some other time
He remembered two young guys in there prime
But, to hell with it, He aint in no mood to look back.


In the back seat of the car, she was "moving so fast"
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on January 07, 2007, 05:43:04 pm
In the back seat of the car, she was moving so fast
Jack was worried a bit about how long he would last... 

 ::)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on January 10, 2007, 01:03:35 am
In the back seat of the car, she was moving so fast
Jack was worried a bit about how long he would last... 
She was all over him like she was in heat,


 :P
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on January 10, 2007, 03:30:54 am
In the back seat of the car, she was moving so fast
Jack was worried a bit about how long he would last... 
She was all over him like she was in heat,
Wanted him there and then, down on the seat,
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on January 10, 2007, 04:55:39 am
In the back seat of the car, she was moving so fast
Jack was worried a bit about how long he would last
She was all over him like she was in heat,
Wanted him there and then, down on the seat,
But his eyes got blurry, and out he passed...

 :P
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Post by: Pipedream on January 10, 2007, 07:00:19 pm
One morning he woke up and was married to Lureen

 ;D
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Post by: Lumière on January 10, 2007, 07:25:11 pm
One morning he woke up and was married to Lureen
He told himself, "She's the prettiest I've ever seen.."
Although all he could see was Ennis' face.


 ;)
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on January 10, 2007, 10:28:01 pm
One morning he woke up and was married to Lureen
He told himself, "She's the prettiest I've ever seen.."
Although all he could see was Ennis' face.
And instead of denim, he felt lace,
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Post by: Pipedream on January 11, 2007, 04:09:57 am
One morning he woke up and was married to Lureen
He told himself, "She's the prettiest I've ever seen.."
Although all he could see was Ennis' face
And instead of denim, he felt lace.
How he wished he was again nineteen!

 :-\
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Post by: Lumière on January 11, 2007, 04:13:41 am
Continued ..


"I'm pregnant!", Lureen announced with a smile,



 :)
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Post by: Pipedream on January 11, 2007, 05:03:12 pm
"I'm pregnant!", Lureen announced with a smile.
"Holy crap", thought Jack, "guess I'm stuck for a while..."

 :P

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Post by: Lumière on January 11, 2007, 05:11:07 pm
"I'm pregnant!", Lureen announced with a smile.
"Holy crap", thought Jack, "guess I'm stuck for a while..."
"Wow, honey, that's super!", he cried, hiding a tear
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Post by: Pipedream on January 11, 2007, 05:15:28 pm
"I'm pregnant!", Lureen announced with a smile.
"Holy crap", thought Jack, "guess I'm stuck for a while..."
"Wow, honey, that's super!", he cried, hiding a tear
then left for a pub 'cause he needed a beer.
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on January 11, 2007, 05:35:00 pm
"I'm pregnant!", Lureen announced with a smile.
"Holy crap", thought Jack, "guess I'm stuck for a while..."
"Wow, honey, that's super!", he cried, hiding a tear
then left for a pub 'cause he needed a beer.
Instead he took off in haste, driving mile after mile.
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Post by: Lumière on January 12, 2007, 04:32:38 pm
Another:

"Hey Ennis, wanna see a woolie?", joked Jack


 :P
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Post by: Pipedream on January 12, 2007, 08:06:24 pm
"Hey Ennis, wanna see a woolie?", joked Jack,
"I jes happen ta have one right here, and it's black..."

 ;D
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Post by: Lumière on January 13, 2007, 01:21:22 pm
"Hey Ennis, wanna see a woolie?", joked Jack,
"I jes happen ta have one right here, and it's black..."
"Come on, take a look!  It's a big one too!"



 :P  ;D
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Post by: Mikaela on January 14, 2007, 06:36:26 am
"Hey Ennis, wanna see a woolie?", joked Jack,
"I jes happen ta have one right here, and it's black..."
"Come on, take a look!  It's a big one too!
Running wild, so it needs ta be tamed good by you."
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Post by: Lumière on January 14, 2007, 07:00:15 am
"Hey Ennis, wanna see a woolie?", joked Jack,
"I jes happen ta have one right here, and it's black..."
"Come on, take a look!  It's a big one too!
Running wild, so it needs ta be tamed good by you."
Ennis smiled, "I'll handle this before I get back.."


 :P
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Post by: Pipedream on January 14, 2007, 11:40:27 am
"Hey Ennis, wanna see a woolie?", joked Jack,
"I jes happen ta have one right here, and it's black..."
"Come on, take a look!  It's a big one too!
Running wild, so it needs ta be tamed good by you."
Ennis smiled, "I'll handle this before I get back.."


 :laugh:

A new one! 

Old Aguirre couldn't quite believe what he saw
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on January 14, 2007, 12:00:01 pm
Old Aguirre couldn't quite believe what he saw,
He broke into sweat, the passion was hot and raw!
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Pipedream on January 14, 2007, 04:01:11 pm
Old Aguirre couldn't quite believe what he saw,
He broke into sweat, the passion was hot and raw!
"Damn!", he thought, "They ain't herdin' my sheep!"
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Katie77 on January 14, 2007, 05:57:53 pm
Old Aguirre couldn't quite believe what he saw,
He broke into sweat, the passion was hot and raw!
"Damn!", he thought, "They ain't herdin' my sheep!" 
They're huggin' an kissin', an lovin' so deep,
 
 
 
Title: Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
Post by: Lumière on January 15, 2007, 12:55:26 pm
Old Aguirre couldn't quite believe what he saw,
He broke into sweat, the passion was hot and raw!
"Damn!", he thought, "They ain't herdin' my sheep!"
They're huggin' an kissin', an lovin' so deep,
"Unbelievable!  What the hell do I pay them for?!"


Continued:


He hid in the bushes and waited till they were done