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Brokeback Mountain: Our Community's Common Bond => The Lighter Side => Topic started by: Sheriff Roland on April 25, 2006, 07:28:11 pm

Title: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Sheriff Roland on April 25, 2006, 07:28:11 pm
This game can't seem to survive out at IMDb BBM, so maybe some people here would be interested in participating in a revived edition here.

This is what I was able to copy last night:

Q: Why did that thread get deleted?
A: It was too intellectual.
A: Someone has something against stupid questions/answers
A: Because you can never have any fun on this message board!!!

Q: Would the real troll please stand up?
A: Trolls have neither limbs nor genitals.

Q: What do trolls eat?
A: they eat their hearts out when people are having a good time.

Q: Am I the only one pi**ed at this?
A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why don't Texans drink coffee?
A: Coffee doesn't go well with BBQ ribs for breakfast.

Q: Why are Ennis and Jack white?
A: Because they haven't spent enough time washing their clothes naked.

Q: Did Jack shave after he arrived at work? Why didn't he shave before he left?
A: Because last year he wasted time shaving and ended up only having Aguirre and 'Lightening Rod' Louie to look purty for.

Q: Why is Jack such a rotten shot?
A: because he wasn't a straight shooter.

Q: Why does lil' Bobby twist need a tutor?
A: because his granpa taught him everything he knew.

Q: Why was Jack handy with a can opener?
A: Because his wrists were well developed....don't ask

Q: Why did Jack pick the mexican prostitute that he did?
A: Because it was dark.
A: Because he was the only Mexican he could find in Mexico...

Q: Why did Jack take up the harmonica?
A: It was on the gound.
A: Because carrying a Bass Cello around on horseback can be a bit inconvenient!

Q: Why not have baby turtles instead of sheep?
A: It's really hard to shear a turtle!

Q: Why did Alma Junior knock over the peanuts in the store?
A: because she liked to see how they all magically appear back on the shelf. Anybody catch that in the movie?

Q;Why did Jacks wife go so blonde?
A: To match the carpet.

Q: Why don't men dance with their wives?
A: because they know their wifes are sick of their '2 steps'

Q: Why did Jack "Sleep like a horse on its feet?
A: Because horses don't generally sleep on their heads!

Q: Whose a better dancer, Jack or Ennis and why?
A: Ennis because the boy can do MANY things well without instruction manual.

Q: What did the wives think of Jack and Ennis' affair?
A; that was fine with them cause now they can go back to saying a womans favorite line... " the ceiling needs painting" during sex.

Q: Why was Ennis so mad at the mule?
A: Because the mule refused the title of pack mule and instead went by carpenter mule and everyone knows a carpenter mule cannot be expected to pack anything according to the carpentry union rule 1069...thus, Ennis was mad.

Q: Where WAS Jack's blue parka??
A: Well, secretly Lureen had thrown it away because it smelled like cat pis*, she didn't have the heart to tell Jack.

Q: Why is it essential that cowboys shave out of coffee cups?
A: Because they bathe out of pots.

Q: How do you tell the male sheep from the female sheep?
A: Duh! Which one is yapping on her cell non-stop?

Q: How come Jack didn't walk funny the morning after? (I'm a sick girl! lol )


Participants included greentree, belfastgirl, the protector, arad-3, kudzudaddy. KYLE-D, LPD730-1, MtBecky, purplemonkey and shasmiles
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question - Get a stupid answer
Post by: Sheriff Roland on April 25, 2006, 10:13:13 pm
further answers/questions from IMDb's thread

To permit survival, three threads have been started by three different people. Here are responses to two of them:

Q: Why does jack like to ride bulls?
A; you need to ask Ennis that question.

Q:Why did'nt Ennis want lamb chops for dinner?
A: Because when he was a kid he loved the hand puppet Lamb Chop and still thinks lamb chop is real

Q: Why do cowboys sing around the camp fire?
A: it's more fun than singing round a washing machine

Q: How do you seperate your sheep from others?
A: You put the whites in one basket and the colors in another...

Q: Why was Ennis carrying the lamb on the horse with him?
A: because there was only two horses.

Q; how many cans of beans can a cowboy eat?


participants - in this incarnation - arad-3, tullio-2, carrie 26, MtBecky


Q: How come Jack didn't walk funny the morning after? (I'm a sick girl! lol )
A: because he'd already had the opportunity to sin.

Q: Why can't Jack and Ennis play on both threads here and Just Curious?
A; It seems that if Jack and Ennis have too much fun everyone gets mad.

Q; Do cowboys prefer briefs or boxers?


participants - in this incarnation - Atlanta 1, and others from previous posts
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question - Get a stupid answer
Post by: Phillip Dampier on April 25, 2006, 10:19:42 pm
If you find participants on IMDb who seem earnestly and genuinely participating in the thread who don't seem to be trolls, you can PM them over there to come visit over here.  Since IMDb seems uninterested in policing their own forums from trolls, we should just poach their users.  :)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question - Get a stupid answer
Post by: Sheriff Roland on April 27, 2006, 04:36:57 pm
People, this is a FUNNY game!

It's not happening anymore out at IMDb BBM, but I was able to copy the game from the THREE consecutively running threads that all got deleted by Black River in a matter of moments after I put him on ignore (I don't think that that was a coincidence! - The guy really doesn't like me!)

Anyways, here is an agragate of the last stupid questions and their respective stupid answers. I believe that there are still 4 unanswered questions just begging for YOUR stupid answers. And feel free to contribute new stupid questions too! Please - enjoy ....


Q: How come Jack didn't walk funny the morning after? (I'm a sick girl! lol )
A:What? I thought he did!

Q; Do cowboys prefer briefs or boxers?
A; briefs; because the 'fruit of the loom guys' have made a big comeback!
A: Briefs. Boxers are too boxy looking.If that makes any sense lol.

Q: What is it about sleeping under the stars?
A: It's easier to do...Sleeping over the stars causes one to crash into the cow, who regularly insists on jumping over the moon.

Q:Why is Ennis obsessed with tucking in his shirt?
A: Because the inside of his pants are itchy and the shirt is soft.

Q: Why does Jack stick his boot in the fire?
A: Best way to get sheep sh*t off 'em.

Q:What does Aguirre do all year?
A: Stemming the lilacs.

Q: What kind of superpower does Jack's mustache have?
A: Allows the wearer to give condescending fathers-in-law and insecure soulmates a piece of his mind.
A: Can't tell ya explicitly, but Ennis sure appreciates it . . .

Q:What IS Bobby eating BEFORE the Thanksgiving turkey comes out?
A: The turkey is GAY???

Q: Does Lureen sleep with eyes open?
A: She did, until Jack grew his mustache, and then she had them surgically removed.

Q: Why did Cassie try to get a foot rub?
A: Bunion.

Q: Is homosexuality real?
A: only if you close your eyes and tap your heels together and say three times... "theres no place like home, theres no place like home, theres no place like home"
A: No, and neither is breathing, animals, taxes or tooth decay!

Q: Why were the coyotes attracted to the sheep?
A: who would'nt be?

Q: What was the real reason Alma Jr. wanted to live with her Dad?
A; cause Monroe kept saying she still owed him for the damage to his nuts.. (peanuts)

Q: How come Ennis didn't shoot the bear?
A: He was too busy shooting for the moon!

Q: What did Ennis think condiments were?
A: answered by Arad-3 --- look below

Q: why does the sun set in the west?

Q: What do cowboys carry in their saddlebags?
A: answered by MtBecky --- look below

Q: Why did Jack steal Ennis' bloody shirt?


participants - in this incarnation include - Atlanta 1, the protector, LPD730-1, ashleerox16, lauragiggs, arad-03 MtBecky
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question - Get a stupid answer
Post by: Arad-3 on April 27, 2006, 08:14:06 pm
Q: What did Ennis think condiments were?

A: after supper mints.

Q: Why were they drinking 'OLD Rose' whiskey 'instead of 'Jack Daniels'


Hi Roland.  I see you got it in  over here! That's so cool.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question - Get a stupid answer
Post by: Arad-3 on April 27, 2006, 08:23:50 pm
Q: Why were they drinking 'OLD Rose' whiskey 'instead of 'Jack Daniels'


A: because Joe Aguirre sent it to deliver a subliminal message about ' his old rose


Q: What do cowboys carry in those saddlebags?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question - Get a stupid answer
Post by: MtBecky on April 28, 2006, 01:43:44 pm
Q: What do cowboys carry in their saddlebags?

A:  Uhm, lipstick, chewing gum, checkbook needing to be refilled, package of Midol, Dayplanner from 2002....<Gasp!> WAIT!  That's what I have in my purse!
 ::)  Okay, lets see...what do cowboys carry in their saddlebags?  I'm guessing a spare saddle for when they have ridden the old saddle... sore?

Q:  Why does Monroe part his hair on the side?!?!

:Insert smiley cat flower here!:
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question - Get a stupid answer
Post by: MtBecky on April 29, 2006, 01:38:22 pm
Q:  Why does Monroe part his hair on the side?!?!

A: Because he doesn't want to be accused of being in the middle of anything!


Q: Why is Ennis having pie at the bus station?

 :-*
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question - Get a stupid answer
Post by: Arad-3 on May 02, 2006, 12:14:28 pm
Q: Why is Ennis having pie at the bus station?


A: Cause he relizes his hot cross buns days are over.


Q: Why was Ennis so mad at the mule?


Hi Mt Becky!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question - Get a stupid answer
Post by: TJ on May 03, 2006, 05:11:28 pm
Q: Why was Ennis so mad at the mule?

A: Because it acted like a dumb ass?

Oh, I could ask a lot of questions about the differences between the original story and some people would think they were stupid questions, too.

Q: Why did Aguirre say that those guys stemmed the rose when he never saw them with rose blossoms?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question - Get a stupid answer
Post by: Arad-3 on May 03, 2006, 08:54:01 pm

Q: Why did Aguirre say that those guys stemmed the rose when he never saw them with rose blossoms?

A  :Joe just thought that was what the boys were calling it these days. In his hay day,
they used to have "husking the corn' partys.


Q :Why did'nt Monroe care about the nuts?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question - Get a stupid answer
Post by: TJ on May 03, 2006, 09:55:13 pm
Q: Why did Aguirre say that those guys stemmed the rose when he never saw them with rose blossoms?

A  :Joe just thought that was what the boys were calling it these days. In his hay day,
they used to have "husking the corn' partys.


Q :Why did'nt Monroe care about the nuts?

[An aside here: Oh, where I come from, if rural guys had anal sex, they called it "corn-hole-in'." Part of that expression comes from the fact that guys used the corn cobs for butt wipes instead of toilet paper. The expression to "stem the rose" has no connection with sex in the first place; it is related to goofing off, or just wasting time on unimportant things when there are more important things which need to be done.]

A: to above, Monroe was more interested in "Mother's Cookies." (Mother's is a real brand)

Q: Speaking of nuts in glass jars, how did those broken jars get back together with no cracks upon them and look like they had never fallen off the shelf in the first place?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question - Get a stupid answer
Post by: Arad-3 on May 03, 2006, 10:21:58 pm
Geez TJ your a real serious dude!

Q: Speaking of nuts in glass jars, how did those broken jars get back together with no cracks upon them and look like they had never fallen off the shelf in the first place

A   ummm. .Because they were Monroes ''Party Nuts" They were probley back up for 'LAST CALL!!"


Q: What did the boys do for lunch?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question - Get a stupid answer
Post by: AcousticMan on May 03, 2006, 11:03:29 pm
Q: What did the boys do for lunch?

A:They ate a can of Bettermost beans with the little weiners in them singing to themselves..."one is the lonliest number that you ever knew,'

Q: Why did'nt Jack offer Ennis a ride?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question - Get a stupid answer
Post by: Arad-3 on May 04, 2006, 06:52:00 pm
Q: Why did'nt Jack offer Ennis a ride?

A: well  poor Jack was all riden out by that point. Remember, It took him 4 years to recover!

Q: what else did Ennis have in that paper bag?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question - Get a stupid answer
Post by: vkm91941 on May 05, 2006, 04:35:23 am
Q: what else did Ennis have in that paper bag?

A: that piece of Cherry cake he couldn't eat just yet.

Q: Why does Aguirre chew on that tooth pick all the time?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question - Get a stupid answer
Post by: Sheriff Roland on May 05, 2006, 06:16:52 am
Q: Why does Aguirre chew on that tooth pick all the time?

A: He's on a diet - tring to cut down from chewing on twiggs.

Q: Still want to know "How many cans of beans can a cowboy eat?"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question - Get a stupid answer
Post by: a_r2006 on May 05, 2006, 08:04:26 am
Q: What did the wives think of Jack and Ennis' affair?

fishing trips can be hazardous to your marriage !
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question - Get a stupid answer
Post by: Arad-3 on May 05, 2006, 03:08:23 pm
Still want to know "How many cans of beans can a cowboy eat?"

A: How ever many it takes to be able to' toot' out the tune of 'Home on the range"

Q:What does old man twist do when hes not sitting at the table staring?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: MtBecky on May 06, 2006, 01:14:00 pm
Q:What does old man twist do when hes not sitting at the table staring?

A: Not surprisingly, little is known of Mr. Twist's private life.  However he is known in a tight circle of immediate relatives, as the Domestic Diva of his time.  Yes, while
other ranchers and farmers are tending to their land, Mr. Twist can be seen sweeping the floors and polishing windows, with that little whistle of contentment.  This is why he was always in desperate need of Jack to snag a buddy and bring him to the homestead to help out.  Mrs. Twist, although delighted with his homemaking abilities, declines to comment. :-\

Q: And just whatever became of Cassie?



Hi back attcha Arad!   :)

 
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Arad-3 on May 06, 2006, 01:41:25 pm
That last one was so funny  MtBecky!

Q: And just whatever became of Cassie?

A: Cassie went back to the bar and continued to dance. Rumor has it she now has her own cage.

Q;What would Joe Aquirres wife be like?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: TJ on May 06, 2006, 04:29:38 pm
Q: What would Joe Aquirres wife be like?

A: (s)He would be at least 6'4" tall and a big muscular horse-ridin' shepherd who did not stem the rose and let his dogs baby-sit the sheep during working hours. He preferred to fool-around when all the work was done.

Q: How did Cassie meet that cowboy who was with her in the combination bus-station/restaurant?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: MtBecky on May 06, 2006, 05:37:39 pm
Q: How did Cassie meet that cowboy who was with her in the combination bus-station/restaurant?

A:  Rumor has it, that he was a shoe salesman that tried some 3 inch platform shoes on Cassie followed by an extensive footrubbing, which led to a little slap and tickle in the storeroom!

Q:  Why did Cassie play, "The Devil's Right Hand"  before asking Ennis to dance?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Lumičre on May 06, 2006, 09:40:12 pm

Q:  Why did Cassie play, "The Devil's Right Hand"  before asking Ennis to dance?

A:  "The Devil's left hand" was otherwise occupied.

Q:  Why did Fayette Newsome choose to bring 2 boxes of formula as a gift for her new grandson?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: TJ on May 06, 2006, 10:08:14 pm
Q:  Why did Fayette Newsome choose to bring 2 boxes of formula as a gift for her new grandson?

A: Because she thought it would be UDDERly imossible for Lureen to keep her sorority girl figure if Bobby was pullin' her teats.

Q: Why didn't Jack help Ennis put up the tent when they moved to a new camp?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: MtBecky on May 06, 2006, 11:50:09 pm
Q: Why didn't Jack help Ennis put up the tent when they moved to a new camp?

A:  Because he'd always heard that putting up a tent was a man's job!

     (Forgive me Jack!  I couldn't think of another stupid answer!!) ::)


Q:  Why did Jack and Ennis smoke so much?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Pipedream on May 06, 2006, 11:56:19 pm
Q:  Why did Jack and Ennis smoke so much?

A: They tried to cover the stink of “sweat and whiskey, of old carpet and sour hay, saddle leather, shit and cheap soap”.

O: Why did Mr. Twist spit into his coffee cup?
 ???
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: MtBecky on May 07, 2006, 12:18:02 am
O: Why did Mr. Twist spit into his coffee cup?

A:  Because, silly, spitting on the floor was rude... in front of company!


Q:  Why didn't the bear run after Ennis?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Lumičre on May 07, 2006, 01:06:30 am
Q:  Why didn't the bear run after Ennis?

A:   The bear's gaydar was receiving a wrong signal, why else would anyone miss the oppurtunity of running after a hot fella like Ennis?

Q:   Why did Ennis hate soup?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Pipedream on May 07, 2006, 03:53:17 am
Q: Why did Ennis hate soup?

A: It probably reminded him too much of Heinz, his first high school crush.

Q: Why didn’t Jack want any of the hot water?

 ???
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: vkm91941 on May 07, 2006, 04:21:56 am
Q: Why didn’t Jack want any of the hot water?

A: because he had already needed to take a cold dip in the river earlier just thinking about Ennis and that hot water!

Q: Why didn't Monroe or the girls hear all that fuss in the kitchen between Alma and Ennis?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: MtBecky on May 07, 2006, 12:29:52 pm
Q: Why didn't Monroe or the girls hear all that fuss in the kitchen between Alma and Ennis?

A:  They were engrossed in the oh so rivioting, edge of your seat, ice escapades on tv! ::)


Q:  Did Randall and LaShawn have any children?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: TJ on May 07, 2006, 12:39:40 pm
Q:  Did Randall and LaShawn have any children?

A:  Naw, 'cause she was such a motor mouth that no matter how horny Randall could be her mouth would make him have ED in the bedroom.

Q: Speaking of Randall, why did he want Jack to know about that secluded place and invite him to go there?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Lumičre on May 07, 2006, 01:21:04 pm
Q: Speaking of Randall, why did he want Jack to know about that secluded place and invite him to go there?

A:  Randall was running a top-secret marijuana operation with Roy Taylor at this 'secluded place', and he thought Jack would make an excellent business partner.

Q:  LaShawn said she never thought she'd end up in a "pokey lil place like Childress".  What was so "pokey" about it?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: MtBecky on May 07, 2006, 03:59:07 pm
Q:  LaShawn said she never thought she'd end up in a "pokey lil place like Childress".  What was so "pokey" about it?

A:  Cactus, the good people of Childress used cactus for everything...cactus lampposts, parking meters, park benches and even incorporated it into their menus....Cactus soup, Cactus Salad, Cactus A la mode, Flaming Cactus and my personal favorite, Cactus Tar Tar!  Hence the title, a "Pokey Lil' Place"!


Q:  What was Jack's Horse's name?  ???
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: TJ on May 07, 2006, 05:27:15 pm
Q:  What was Jack's Horse's name?  ???

A:  Musta been "Giddy Up!" But, Ennis chose one already named "Cigar Butt."

Q: Why would anyone want to put his butt on a cigar butt?    ::)
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Lumičre on May 07, 2006, 09:27:22 pm
Q:  Why would anyone want to put his butt on a cigar butt?

A:  If the cigar butt is in someone's mouth, that might be the incentive.  ::)

Q:  Why did Joe Aguirre think that "ranch stiffs were never no good"?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: vkm91941 on May 07, 2006, 11:48:31 pm
Q:  Why did Joe Aguirre think that "ranch stiffs were never no good"?


A:  Because they were more interested in each other than in him!  ::)



Q: What the hell is a Stud Duck?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: TJ on May 08, 2006, 12:09:40 am
Q: What the hell is a Stud Duck?

A: A "stud duck" thinks that he is the alpha male of the water fowl kingdom. That was not actually a stupid question. The movie's Jack's father-in-law called himself "the stud duck;" but, apparently Ennis (in Annie Proulx's narrative) thought Mr. Twist, Sr. acted like one.

Q. What does pointless phrase "the hell" inserted into a question have to do with the actual question?  ???
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Sheriff Roland on May 08, 2006, 12:16:01 am
Tj - you need to treat the question as though it were a stupid question!

What's a stud duck

A: how about "Randy Quaid trying to get $10 000 000 for compensation and a 3 scene job well done!" - How's that? not very funny - but at least trying to be - Hunh?

Oh and it helps if it is somewhat related to BBM!

any other takers for the Stud duck question?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Lumičre on May 08, 2006, 12:25:33 am
Q:   What does pointless phrase "the hell" inserted into a question have to do with the actual question?

A:   It enhances the question - making the questioner sound more intelligent to the questionee.

Q:   When Jack told Lureen: "I like the direction your going", what direction is that??
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Pipedream on May 08, 2006, 12:41:52 am
Q: When Jack told Lureen: "I like the direction your going", what direction is that??

A:  South. It’s always south where it’s hot.

Q: Was Jack really waiting for a matin’ call?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Sheriff Roland on May 08, 2006, 12:55:52 am
Q: Was Jack really waiting for a matin’ call?

A: Yea maybe. Maybe he's Australian "Hey Mate!"

Q: Why did Jack steal Ennis' bloody shirt?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Pipedream on May 08, 2006, 01:05:19 am
Q: Why did Jack steal Ennis' bloody shirt?

A: Well, a woman can never have enough shoes and it’s obviously the same with cowboys and shirts…

Q: Remember the lake scene dialogue? Why was Ennis too much for Jack?

 ???
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: MtBecky on May 08, 2006, 08:07:57 am
Q: Remember the lake scene dialogue? Why was Ennis too much for Jack? ???

A: Because Lureen had put Jack on a strict allowance and the price of Ennis's had gone up in the last month.


Q:  Why was the place Jack's parents had, called Lightnin Flat?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Arad-3 on May 08, 2006, 10:31:06 am
Q:  Why was the place Jack's parents had, called Lightnin Flat?

A:  It was named after John Twist's favorite soap opera. 'The World Revolves Around Lightnin Flat'  It was the one that  Susan Lucci got her start.

Q: Why did Jack feel like he needed a quick shave?



MtBecky your so funny!




Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Pipedream on May 08, 2006, 11:48:43 am
Q: Why did Jack feel like he needed a quick shave?

A: Well, there wasn’t enough stubble to justify a looong one… Besides it offered him an excuse to show off his butt.  ;D 

Q: Given Jack had knocked it there, what would L.D. Newsome’s ignorant ass have done in the next week?

Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Lumičre on May 08, 2006, 02:29:56 pm
Q: Given Jack had knocked it there, what would L.D. Newsome’s ignorant ass have done in the next week?

A:  LD's ignorant ass would've consumed all the left-over turkey from the Thanksgiving dinner!  He'd have saved Bobby the worry of "eating that stuff for the next 2 weeks".

Q:  If Jack and Ennis were really into rose-stemming, how come there were no rose petals all over the tent??
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Pipedream on May 08, 2006, 06:54:11 pm
Q:  If Jack and Ennis were really into rose-stemming, how come there were no rose petals all over the tent??

A:  Jack always put them away immediately because he collected them. Wanted to surprise Ennis with a song he had written and which Bon Jovi happened to cover years later: "I want to lay you down on a bed of roses." Of course he needed quite a few rose petals to make a bit of an impression with that...

Q:  Why did Jack stick his boot into the fire?

 ???
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: GG on May 08, 2006, 08:39:45 pm
Q:  Why did Jack stick his boot into the fire?

A:   Because he thought Ennis would scoop him in his arms and carry him out of harms way.

Q:Why was Jack washing his clothes naked the next day?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Arad-3 on May 08, 2006, 08:56:13 pm
Q:Why was Jack washing his clothes naked the next day?

 A; because he felt it was too early in the relationship to pull out his fuzzy robe and matching slippers.

 Q: What did Mrs. Twist ever see in Mr. Twist?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: GG on May 08, 2006, 09:51:21 pm
Hey good one!!

Q: What did Mrs. Twist ever see in Mr. Twist

 A; His award winning personality

 Q: What's Mr. Twists favorite meal?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Lumičre on May 08, 2006, 11:54:07 pm
Q:  What's Mr. Twists favorite meal?

A:  Salt-free cabbage soup,  coleslaw served with a generous helping of roasted pumpkin seeds, and for dessert - coffee-flavored spit in his best mug!  (All served cold with a little dry twig for tooth-picking).

Q:  Why did Joe Aguirre carry binoculaurs?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Acousticmen on May 09, 2006, 12:25:14 am
Q:  Why did Joe Aguirre carry binoculaurs?

 A;Because he used tp pretend he was a German spy


 Q:Why didnt Ennis ever open up that fishing tackle box?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Sheriff Roland on May 09, 2006, 12:35:10 am
Q: Why didnt Ennis ever open up that fishing tackle box?

A: Oh that's an easy one ... because he was too busy opening his own private Jack in the box!

Q: Why does Ennis speak so funny?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Lumičre on May 09, 2006, 11:27:36 am

Q: Why does Ennis speak so funny?

A: Because he is a dedicated stand-up comedian and all-round funny dude!

Q: Why did Jack suggest a cow and calf operation to Ennis, and not a sheep-and-lamb operation?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: TJ on May 09, 2006, 11:39:00 am
Q: Why did Jack suggest a cow and calf operation to Ennis, and not a sheep-and-lamb operation?

A: Because Jack has no beef when it comes to raising cattle; but, he gets the willies when around woolies. He thinks sheep are baaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

Q: Why did Alma tie a note on Ennis's fishin' line?

Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: GG on May 09, 2006, 01:51:13 pm
Q: Why did Alma tie a note on Ennis's fishin' line?-


A: because she could check that( unlike Ennis's other line }for nibbles and bites.


B:Why was'nt Jack much of a cook?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Lumičre on May 09, 2006, 02:21:38 pm
Q:  Why was'nt Jack much of a cook?

A:  Jack never bothered to cook because he liked everything raw and hard.  ::)

Q:  Why didn't Ennis agree with Jack when he suggested that they kill one of the sheep for supper?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Pipedream on May 09, 2006, 02:46:40 pm
Q:  Why didn't Ennis agree with Jack when he suggested that they kill one of the sheep for supper?

A:  He wanted to make sure there were some left overs for the next day...  :P

Q: Why did Ennis think the tent didn't look right?  ???
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Penthesilea on May 09, 2006, 02:53:16 pm
Q: Why did Ennis think the tent didn't look right? 

A: The interiour decoration was missing: no pics of horses or mountains, no empty beer bottles, no full ashtray.

Q: Why did Jimbo reject Jack?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: TJ on May 09, 2006, 03:28:09 pm
Q: Why did Jimbo reject Jack?

A: Because he thought knowing Jack would blow his chances of keeping his barrell job.

Q: Why did L.D. Newsome hate Jack's guts?
 
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Arad-3 on May 09, 2006, 04:31:37 pm
: Why did L.D. Newsome hate Jack's guts?

A: because they were in alot better shape than his.

Q:Why did Joe Aguirre pick sheep?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: acoustic man on May 09, 2006, 05:33:08 pm
Q:Why did Joe Aguirre pick sheep?

A: Because he couldn't pick the guitar like me...

Q: Why is ARAD-3 so cute?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Arad-3 on May 09, 2006, 05:39:11 pm
Q: Why is ARAD-3 so cute?


A; cause your on top of me...


Q: why did'nt Ennis play an instrument ?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: acoustic man on May 09, 2006, 05:44:36 pm
Q: why did'nt Ennis play an instrument ?

A: Because they had so much stuff to bring up to the mountain, he couldn't carry a tune...

Q: Why did Jack pound on Ennis's shirt when he was washing it at the creek?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Lumičre on May 09, 2006, 11:27:38 pm
Nice one Acousticmen! (couldn't he carry a tune?  ;D)

Q: Why did Jack pound on Ennis's shirt when he was washing it at the creek?

A:  Because it was the closest he could come at that moment to pounding Ennis;  first, he'd have to pound it and then wring it!  Pretty satisfying if you ask me!  :P

Q:  Why did Lureen become a bleach-blonde?  ???
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Arad-3 on May 10, 2006, 01:33:45 am
Good one Lucise!

Q:  Why did Lureen become a bleach-blonde?

A: The director told her it was either that or a fake mustache, side burns, liver spots, or wrinkles...

Q: Why did Jack's father know where Brokeback Mountain was?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Pipedream on May 10, 2006, 09:27:28 am
Q: Why did Jack's father know where Brokeback Mountain was?

A: He had herded sheep there one summer with Joe Aguirre. They was good friends...

Q: Why don't Texans drink coffee?  ???
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: GG on May 10, 2006, 10:25:43 am
Q: Why don't Texans drink coffee?

A:They do, but not if its offered  in between a four year reunion kiss and a motel.

Q;Why did Ennis always turn his back to Jack after sex?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: acoustic man on May 10, 2006, 12:58:14 pm
Q;Why did Ennis always turn his back to Jack after sex?

A: Because it was Jack's turn......

Q: Why did they name the mountain Brokeback Mountain?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: MtBecky on May 10, 2006, 05:02:05 pm
Q: Why did they name the mountain Brokeback Mountain?

A:  Because Summer of Lustful, Romantic, Force of Nature, Soul Partner in a Tent Mountain was too long to say.

Q:  Why did Ennis "Beam" Alma with snow while they were sledding?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: acoustic man on May 10, 2006, 10:03:31 pm
Why did Ennis "Beam" Alma with snow while they were sledding?

A:Alma was starting to get a little frisky so he had to cool her down

Q:Why did Chris get voted off American idol?

note by moderator (Roland) - keep to BBM topic - for now - please
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: MtBecky on May 10, 2006, 10:19:29 pm
Q:Why did Chris get voted off American idol?

A:  I don't know!!!!  I am so bummed!  He was my favorite.  Not only was he handsome but he could sing like no other!  Oh wait...that's not an answer,
 is it?.....

A:  Because everyone that had a real ear for true talent forgot to call in during the alloted time?

Q:  Where did Ennis get the last hat we see him wear?  ???
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Arad-3 on May 10, 2006, 11:00:42 pm
Q:  Where did Ennis get the last hat we see him wear?

A: He got it at Granny and Jedd Clampets garage sale.


Q:What trailer park did Ennis move into to?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: acoustic man on May 10, 2006, 11:06:04 pm
Q: What trailer park did Ennis move into to?

A: Bettermost Trailer Park

Q: Why did Jack wear briefs and not boxers?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: GG on May 10, 2006, 11:19:40 pm
Q: Why did Jack wear briefs and not boxers?

A: cause he wore his fathers hand me downs

Q:Where did Joe Aguirre live?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Arad-3 on May 11, 2006, 02:21:13 pm
Q:Where did Joe Aguirre live?

A: With his mother!

Q;Where did his father live?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: GG on May 11, 2006, 03:45:53 pm
Q;Where did his father live?

 A:his father lives with his mother

Q: what does old Joe do for fun?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: TJ on May 11, 2006, 05:31:11 pm
 
Q: what does old Joe do for fun?

A: He uses his buy-knock-you-larz for entertainment purposes because he does not have adult cable or a DVD player to to watch porn.

Q: Why did Jack redline it all the way?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: MtBecky on May 12, 2006, 01:06:47 pm
Q: Why did Jack redline it all the way?

A:  Because his yellow highlighter was starting to dry up!  ::)



Q:  What made Jack's mother think that Jack appreciated her keeping his room the way it was when he was a boy? Huh?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: acoustic man on May 12, 2006, 08:39:33 pm
Q:  What made Jack's mother think that Jack appreciated her keeping his room the way it was when he was a boy? Huh?

A because "queer Eyes for the straight guys" guys never came a knockin'


Q:Why did'nt Jack or Ennis ever drive cars instead of trucks?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Sheriff Roland on May 18, 2006, 10:41:06 pm
Q: Why did'nt Jack or Ennis ever drive cars instead of trucks?

A- Cos, silly, you can't fit two horses & their gear & the tent, and the camping equipment and ... in cars

Q- Why ain't nobody playin' this game no more?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Noviani on November 23, 2006, 02:10:21 am
this is too m uch for me,
 just got to the 2 page
and i got a headache for pressing my laughs...in the office
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: twistedude on November 27, 2006, 01:14:19 am
two easy mishaps:


Why would Ennis be better OFF sleeping in the tent?

Why does Ennis's dad call rodeo riders fuck'ups, instead of fuck ups?
Title: Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
Post by: Noviani on December 06, 2006, 06:30:32 am
Question: why Jack always slept with his back against Ennis?
( am i using the correct preposition? you know, don't you ...about the pose i mean)
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Sheriff Roland on December 06, 2006, 05:47:18 pm
Q: Why Jack always slept with his back against Ennis?

A: Cause Ennis is such a HOTtie!!

Q: Why is it always so d a m n cold?


See Novi, yer suppose ta repeat the last question and answer it with a silly/funny answer before yer allowed ta ask a new stupid question! It's a game!
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Penthesilea on December 08, 2006, 08:04:43 am
Q: Why is it always so d a m n cold?

A: It's easier then for two not queer guys to find an excuse for stemming the rose

Q: Why does Aguirre look at his wrist watch so demonstrative?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: David on December 08, 2006, 08:16:43 am

Q: Why does Aguirre look at his wrist watch so demonstrative?


A:  Because he can't believe they can go at it longer than he can when he's alone with the sheep.


Q:  Why doesn't Alma throw a hissy fit when she first meets Jack?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: coffeecat33 on December 08, 2006, 11:35:12 pm
Q: Why doesn't Alma throw a hissy fit when she meets Jack?

A: Jack's beauty rendered her speechless.

Q: Why did Jack say the mare "got lucky" when she threw him?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: David on December 09, 2006, 08:29:36 am
Q: Why did Jack say the mare "got lucky" when she threw him?

A:   Because anyone would would be "lucky" to have Jack on their back!


Q:  Did Lureens Father have Jack Killed?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: coffeecat33 on December 09, 2006, 10:37:44 am
Q: Did Lureen's father have Jack killed?

A: No, he was just a kill joy.

Q: Why was Jack warshing laundry in the creek nekked except for his cowboy boots?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: David on December 09, 2006, 10:49:57 am
Q: Why was Jack warshing laundry in the creek nekked except for his cowboy boots?
 
A:  Because these boots were made for walking.   (thankyou Nancy Sinatra!)


Q:  Why isn't Jack the restaraunt type?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Scott6373 on December 09, 2006, 10:59:42 am
Q:  Why isn't Jack the restaraunt type?

A:  Becuase he likes to crawl under the table during desert

Q:  Why does Jack grow that dumb moustache?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: David on December 09, 2006, 11:03:43 am
Q:  Why does Jack grow that dumb moustache?

A:  Because it sticks to parts of Ennis like Velcro!


Q: Why should Bobby watch Football?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Scott6373 on December 09, 2006, 11:05:43 am
Q: Why should Bobby watch Football?

A:  So he can learn how to bend over just like daddy.

Q:  What shade of lipstick is it that Lureen wears on the telephone?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: David on December 09, 2006, 11:12:27 am
Q:  What shade of lipstick is it that Lureen wears on the telephone?

A:  Blood on my hands Red of course!

Q:  Where does Monroe keep the condoments?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Scott6373 on December 09, 2006, 11:15:07 am
Q:  Where does Monroe keep the condoments?

A:  In the bedside table drawer of course.

Q:  Why did Jack pick that God awful ugly Mexican hooker?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: David on December 09, 2006, 11:17:29 am
Q:  Why did Jack pick that God awful ugly Mexican hooker?

A:   Why not?  He'll have his back towards him anyways!


Q:   Why did Lureen need some many bottles of Formula?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Scott6373 on December 09, 2006, 11:19:16 am
Q:   Why did Lureen need some many bottles of Formula?

A:  To get her hair just the right shade of cotton candy.

Q:  How many cans of hairspray are required to keep Ma Newsome's beehive humming?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on December 09, 2006, 11:16:59 pm
Q:   Why did Lureen need some many bottles of Formula?

A:  To get her hair just the right shade of cotton candy.

Q:  How many cans of hairspray are required to keep Ma Newsome's beehive humming?

          she only needs one for her hair, but she needs 120 to keep the stud duck stiff,

       why is it that lureen wants the dining room chairs to be covered in purple ?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: David on December 09, 2006, 11:31:41 pm
Q: why is it that lureen wants the dining room chairs to be covered in purple ?
 

A:   Because pink reminds Lureen of her husband too much.


Q:   Why should you never order soup?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: coffeecat33 on December 09, 2006, 11:40:53 pm

Q: Why should you never order soup?

A: Because "No more beans!" is a funnier line than, "No more soup!"

Q: Why does Jack ask Ennis, "All this time, and you ain't found nobody else to marry?"
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Mikaela on December 10, 2006, 07:24:24 pm
Q: Why does Jack ask Ennis, "All this time, and you ain't found nobody else to marry?"

A: Because Jack realized that Ennis obviously needed help with washing those more-than-smelly socks of his....

Q: Where *did* Jack find his blue parka?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Sheriff Roland on December 10, 2006, 07:55:06 pm
Q: Where *did* Jack find his blue parka?

A: Wardrobe people get cold too on those mornin mountain shoots!

Q: Why is the collector's DVD a Brokeback Mountain bein released after the Christmas rush?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: David on December 12, 2006, 09:01:05 am
Q: Why is the collector's DVD a Brokeback Mountain bein released after the Christmas rush?

A:    They don't want to waste their money on Pre-Christmas advertising knowing that nobody will buy it without the deleted scenes!


Q:  Why are ranch stiffs never any good?   <( per J.Aguirre)
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Penthesilea on December 12, 2006, 11:26:37 am
Q: Why are ranch stiffs never any good?   <( per J.Aguirre)

A: Because they always mess around with the poor animals:

(http://www.geelongartsalliance.org/blue_sheep/sheep_two.jpg)

(http://www.millieballance.com/images/sheep%20in%20pink%20copy.jpg)

(http://gizmodo.com/images/2006/04/sheep.jpg)

Q: Why is OMT almost bold?

Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: David on December 12, 2006, 12:30:46 pm
Q: Why is OMT almost bold?   

 OMT= Old Man Twist?     bold? = bald?

A:  Because he is so thick headed that even hair wont grow there!



Q:   Did Jacks Mom know Ennis was his lover?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Penthesilea on December 12, 2006, 01:23:44 pm
David: Yep, OMT = Old Man Twist and ooops, I meant bald, not bold, sorry 'bout that.


Q:   Did Jacks Mom know Ennis was his lover?

A: No, for the rest of her life she wondered why the heck the pizza-boy took those shirts (and forgot the pizza, to begin with).

Q: Where did Cassie want to go to with her new BF Karl? (at the Greyhound station)
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Mikaela on December 12, 2006, 05:29:30 pm
Q: Where did Cassie want to go to with her new BF Karl? (at the Greyhound station)

A: She wanted to go south, where it's warm......

Q: Did Neiman Marcus consider Lashawn a valuable employee?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: coffeecat33 on December 12, 2006, 11:08:15 pm
Q: Did Neiman Marcus consider Lashawn a valuable employee?

A: No, he considered her a good time.

Q: Why was the original BBM script changed?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Front-Ranger on December 13, 2006, 05:23:36 pm
Q: Why is the collector's DVD a Brokeback Mountain bein released after the Christmas rush?

A: Just in time for Chinese New Year in Taiwan!


Q: Why is Jack responsible for the weather?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Mikaela on December 13, 2006, 05:48:02 pm
Wow - the two of you are creating double trouble!

Well, I'm not daunted!  ;D


Q: Why is Jack responsible for the weather?

A: He must be, the way everyone feels struck by lightning once they see him.....

and

Q: Q: Why was the original BBM script changed?

A: Ang Lee thought those numerous scripted nights-in-tent scenes might be considered too repetitive, so asked to have the script changed to include just a couple of them......  :o


Q: Why didn't Jack shave until he reached Aguirre's office trailer?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: coffeecat33 on December 13, 2006, 05:52:03 pm
Q: Why didn't Jack shave until he reached Aguirre's office?

A: He was only pretending to shave (no razor blade) as an excuse to check out the Hot Man that was outside Aguirre's office.

Q: What did Ennis see in heaven?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Penthesilea on December 13, 2006, 06:15:56 pm
Q: What did Ennis see in heaven?

A: This:
(http://www.beyondsunsigns.com/images/heartinspace-185.jpg)


Q: Why does Junior's eye color change from bright blue to dark brown?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Mikaela on December 13, 2006, 07:16:02 pm
OT: Oh, I love that picture! And it's the *perfect* reply to the question.  :-*
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: coffeecat33 on December 13, 2006, 09:49:39 pm
Q: Why does Junior's eye color change from bright blue to dark brown?

A: So that Alma doesn't suspect Jack's her real mom.

Q: If the mule was a mule, why was he called a Dumb Ass?  ???
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Mikaela on December 15, 2006, 03:10:58 pm
Q: If the mule was a mule, why was he called a Dumb Ass?

A: 'Cause Ennis was so far-sighted that a mule and an ass looked about the same, close up.   :D ::)

Q: Why were pearls Lureen's specially favoured jewels?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Sheriff Roland on December 15, 2006, 04:42:51 pm
Q: Why were pearls Lureen's specially favoured jewels?

A: Hum ... sumthin ta do with ... a distant mem'ry a her husband's family jewels? mebe?  (don't shoot me, it's s'pose ta be funny!)

Q: We know bout Thanksgivin', but how did Lureen & Jack sprend Christmas?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Mikaela on December 15, 2006, 05:43:31 pm
Q: We know bout Thanksgivin', but how did Lureen & Jack sprend Christmas?

A: Well, since husbands neeeeever want to dance with their wives, they sure didn't spend it rockin' around the christmas tree!

Q: Speaking of christmas, what did Santa put in Bobby Twist's stocking?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Penthesilea on December 15, 2006, 06:56:26 pm
OT: Oh, I love that picture! And it's the *perfect* reply to the question.  :-*

Thanks, Mika  :)

Q: Speaking of christmas, what did Santa put in Bobby Twist's stocking?

A: A DVD from the movie "Billy Elliot", because boys can dance ballet instead of playing football and grow up to right men.

Q: What didn't Aguirre want to do for the mysterious caller on the phone, not even on his f*in life?

Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Front-Ranger on December 15, 2006, 07:14:41 pm
Q: What didn't Aguirre want to do for the mysterious caller on the phone, not even on his f*in life?

A: It was the forest ranger, who wanted to come and "snoop around" his trailer (I know, I am one!!) (and stem the rose--no roses allowed on Brokeback Mountain!)

Q: Why did Monroe have to carve the turkey with an electric carving knife??
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Mikaela on December 15, 2006, 07:22:28 pm
Q: Why did Monroe have to carve the turkey with an electric carving knife??

A: His limp wrists made that kind of utensil enhancement necessary to get the carving done. (Monroe is an anti-stereotype guy too!)

Q: How did Aguirre come by his goat's head hat rack?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: coffeecat33 on December 16, 2006, 02:05:00 pm

Q: How did Aguirre come by his goat's heat hat rack?

A: He received it as an incentive gift when he sealed his pact with the Devil.

Q: Why was Alma so insistent that Ennis's friend from Texas come upstairs and drink a cup of coffee?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Mikaela on December 17, 2006, 03:03:38 pm
Q: Why was Alma so insistent that Ennis's friend from Texas come upstairs and drink a cup of coffee?

A: Well, she *had* spent a lot of effort, mixing just the right quantity of arsenic into the coffee, so it would be a pity if it just went to waste.

Q: What did Carl (the talking boyfriend) mainly talk about?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Penthesilea on December 18, 2006, 04:28:39 pm
Q: What did Carl (the talking boyfriend) mainly talk about?

A: About the details and subtleties of calf castrating. He knew it was Cassie's favourite topic.

Q: Why did Monroe drink milk on Thanksgiving (he did!) ?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Mikaela on December 18, 2006, 04:47:12 pm
Q: Why did Monroe drink milk on Thanksgiving (he did!) ?

A: He was practising for his upcoming Riverton Gazette "Got Milk" ad.

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/gotmilk.jpg)

Q: Why did Lureen and Jack put a zebra skin rug on their living room floor?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Noviani on December 20, 2006, 06:26:36 am
Q: Why did Lureen and Jack put a zebra skin rug on their living room floor?

A: Lureen put it, not Jack. she thought it could provoke Jack to have a wildlife matin' scene on it, but the point never came across. 

Q: what did the boys have for meals after coming back from the motel (reunion)?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Front-Ranger on January 16, 2007, 06:32:06 pm
A: Bangers and mash!!

Happy New Year everybody!!

Q: Why did Ennis's daddy think rodeo cowboys was all f**kups??

Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Sheriff Roland on January 16, 2007, 06:54:34 pm
 

Q: Why did Ennis's daddy think rodeo cowboys was all f**kups??

A: ehh - personal experience? - he'd been "with" a few boys in his youth (isn't bein gay hereditary?)

Q: Why should boys watch football?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Cameron on January 17, 2007, 12:55:46 am


Q: Why should boys watch football?

A.  Because football players look so cute in their uniforms.


Q.  Why does Monroe watch figure skating?

edit note: I hate it when MY spelling errors are quoted - edited fer the typo! - Sheriff Roland
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on January 19, 2007, 05:17:02 am


   Q  why does monroe watch figure skating?


   A  because he heard it is more interesting than sheep skating....but im not sure i would agree..


   Q  Why did ennis like to sit around tying knots all day,,,,,?
 








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Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Toast on January 19, 2007, 02:02:01 pm

 Q  Why did ennis like to sit around tying knots all day,,,,,?
 
A:  So that he could check out the size of the balls on that dumb-ass mule.


Q:  Why did John C Twist spit into his coffee cup?

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Post by: Lynne on January 19, 2007, 03:13:04 pm
Q:  Why did John C Twist spit into his coffee cup?

A:  Because he didn't have to do the dishes.

Q:  Is the Black and Blue Eagle Bar a leather bar?  (courtesy of shakestheground)
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Post by: Front-Ranger on January 19, 2007, 03:49:38 pm
Q: Is the Black and Blue Eagle Bar a leather bar?  (courtesy of shakestheground)

A: No, it's a feather bar!

Q: What will happen if "they" all know about Ennis?

Edit note: edited ta conform ta format - nothin more - Sheriff Roland
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Post by: Cameron on January 19, 2007, 06:20:17 pm

Q: What will happen if "they" all know about Ennis?

A.  They will all fall in love with Ennis too and want to meet him in a tent  because he is so gorgeous and sad.

Q.  Who exactly are "they"?


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Post by: ifyoucantfixit on January 24, 2007, 02:24:49 am


      they are the sheep....they are busy making the wooley booley for the song.....dum
dum dum wooley booley

 
      why why do those dumbass mules, always spook  and scatter food all over the
dang mountain?   
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Post by: Front-Ranger on January 26, 2007, 01:20:58 pm
A: You'd spook too if you come upon a bear that was such a bad actor!!

Q: Why did Michelle ask Jake and Heath to make out offscreen??

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Post by: Cameron on January 26, 2007, 09:41:52 pm
Q: Why did Michelle ask Jake and Heath to make out offscreen??

A. She asked them to make out because she just liked to watch them because they are so damn cute together.

Can't imagine why else.

Q. Why did Heath marry Michelle instead of Jake?


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Post by: Penthesilea on January 27, 2007, 04:50:11 pm
Q: Why did Heath marry Michelle instead of Jake?

A: Because he's afraid of dogs.

Q: Why did LaShawn marry Randall?
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Post by: opinionista on January 27, 2007, 05:31:03 pm

Q: Why did LaShawn marry Randall?

A: Because he didn't know how to change tires

Q: Why did Jack asked LaShawn to a dance?
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Post by: Pipedream on January 27, 2007, 05:58:29 pm
Why did Jack asked LaShawn to a dance?

A: Err... he didn't, but made do with her because dumbass Randall didn't react!  ::)

Q: Why don't Texans never drink coffee?
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Post by: Cameron on January 27, 2007, 07:22:30 pm
Q: Why don't Texans never drink coffee?

A. Because Texans drink herbal tea with lemon.

Q. Why couldn't Ennis eat the cherry cake just now?

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Post by: Noviani on February 07, 2007, 01:27:06 am
Q: What will happen if "they" all know about Ennis?

A: the romeos will be banished to live a happy secluded live together in the mountain; Ennis is just not ready for the commitment.

Q: does Mrs. Twist always keep extra brown paper bag in her kitchen?
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Post by: Arad-3 on February 07, 2007, 01:43:01 am
Q: does Mrs. Twist always keep extra brown paper bag in her kitchen?

A: Cause she found it was easier to pull a "Bull Durham" if Mr.Twist was wearing it over his head!

Q: What does old man Twist do for fun?
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Post by: Noviani on March 30, 2007, 10:49:17 pm
Q: What does old man Twist do for fun?

A: making new record for filling up the coffee cup with his spit

Q: why Jack never came upon a  bear?
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Post by: ifyoucantfixit on March 31, 2007, 10:28:27 pm
Q
Why did Jack never come upon a bear.

A
Cause he, was used to, comin up off a bull....

Q
Why didnt Cassie "get, Ennis Del Mar?"
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Post by: Cameron on March 31, 2007, 10:42:39 pm
Q. Why didn't Cassie get Ennis Del Mar?

A. Because she is a girl and her heels are too high to think!


Q.  Why didn't Randall listen to anything to LaShawn had to say?

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Post by: ifyoucantfixit on April 14, 2007, 07:18:31 pm

q
    Why didnt Randall listen to anything La Shawn had to say?

a    He was too busy looking for chewing gum, and bailing wire...

 q   Why didnt, Jacks mama ever explain it to him, about the pentacost??
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Post by: David In Indy on April 21, 2007, 12:29:23 am
Q:  Why didnt, Jacks mama ever explain it to him, about the pentacost??

A:  Because she figured Jack already flamed too much.


Q: Why did Jack and Ennis drive pick up trucks?



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Post by: Front-Ranger on April 21, 2007, 02:42:44 am
Q: Why did Jack and Ennis drive pick up trucks?

A: Because they needed extra legroom for their showers.

Q: Why did Cassie choose The Devil's Right Hand for her inaugural dance with Ennis?

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Post by: ifyoucantfixit on April 21, 2007, 09:27:08 am

  Q  Why did Cassie choose The Devils Right Hand for her Inaugural dance with

       Ennis?


   A   Because she knew he had just washed his left hand, and he couldnt do any

        thing with it.

   Q   Why did LD, walk bent sideways when he came back from switching the tv

         off?
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Post by: Front-Ranger on July 24, 2008, 12:26:41 pm
Q: Why did LD, walk bent sideways when he came back from switching the tv  off?

A: Because stud ducks always swim in circles around their little pond. (Actually he was turning the tv ON, it was Jack who was turning it OFF)


Q: When there is a lightning storm in Lightning Flat do you say it is lightning, or it is lightninging??

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Post by: Penthesilea on July 24, 2008, 01:53:12 pm

Q: When there is a lightning storm in Lightning Flat do you say it is lightning, or it is lightninging??


A: You don't say nuthn, ma'm. You wait until you have a flat in Lightning Flat and additionally there's a lightning storm. Then you utter three solemn Yee-Haws in honor of 1) Ennis&Jack, 2) Annie& Ang, 3) Heath&Jake.


Q: What does Fayette Newsome do with her hair at night?
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Post by: CellarDweller on August 26, 2008, 11:57:25 am
Q: What does Fayette Newsome do with her hair at night?


She lets out that tight ass bun, and lets them snakes writhe around a while.



How can it be that "If you don't got nuthin', you don't want nuthin'?"
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Post by: ifyoucantfixit on March 18, 2010, 02:56:18 am





How can it be that "If you don't got nuthin', you don't want nuthin'?"

Because if you already got somethin, you don't need any more of it.

How far is it from Lightnin flat to thunder flat.?


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Post by: miniangel on March 21, 2010, 07:32:18 pm
How far is it from Lightnin flat to thunder flat.?

Depends on how hot the chilli was.

If you can lead Cigar Butt to water, how come he won't drink?
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Post by: ifyoucantfixit on March 22, 2010, 01:12:03 am
How far is it from Lightnin flat to thunder flat.?

Depends on how hot the chilli was.

If you can lead Cigar Butt to water, how come he won't drink?
It seems to always put out his fire.

Why do Ennis and Jack always drink Old Roses whiskey?
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Post by: CellarDweller on March 22, 2010, 09:12:24 am

Why do Ennis and Jack always drink Old Roses whiskey?

'Cause "Old Tulips" whiskey has too many sexual connotations.

Do ya ever think that Jack & Ennis wore each other's clothes?
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Post by: ifyoucantfixit on April 10, 2010, 03:45:14 am



Do ya ever think that Jack & Ennis wore each other's clothes?

Sure they did, jeans are always going to fit you if you get them
damp enough.

How many times did they have a romp each day?

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Post by: zephaniah on April 14, 2010, 02:06:51 pm


  How many times did they have a romp each day?

  Dunno, but it ewas often enough they had a plaque made for the tent that said, "Romper Room."

  Do eagles eat cooked (by lightnin') sheep?

 
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Post by: ifyoucantfixit on April 18, 2010, 02:39:50 am




Do eagles eat cooked (by lightnin') sheep?
As long as its not overdone.


Do you prefer to be a talker or a listener?
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Post by: CellarDweller on May 16, 2013, 08:26:06 am
*Bump*



Do you prefer to be a talker or a listener?

Well, Jack was the talker, I'd rather be Jack.

;D

What smells worse than cat piss?
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Post by: Sason on June 01, 2013, 04:59:10 pm
Q    What smells worse than cat piss?

A    Dog piss - if you ask the cat.

Q   What was Bobby eating at the T'giving dinner?
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Post by: CellarDweller on June 09, 2013, 08:32:20 pm
Q   What was Bobby eating at the T'giving dinner?


a bowl of his mother's anger and bitterness.


why did Ennis want round steak?
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Post by: Sason on June 10, 2013, 04:03:05 pm
Q  why did Ennis want round steak?

A  cause the square ones are too expensive

Q  why did Alma Jr need crayons?
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Post by: CellarDweller on June 10, 2013, 06:02:50 pm
Q  why did Alma Jr need crayons?

Because Ennis couldn't afford finger paint.


Where was Jack's blue parka?
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Post by: Sason on June 11, 2013, 04:51:46 pm
Q  Where was Jack's blue parka?

A  Parked down the road at the parkaing meter.

Q  Why didn't Jack like beans?
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Post by: CellarDweller on August 05, 2013, 07:58:49 am
Q  Why didn't Jack like beans?

They made him sick!  He was "sick of beans!"

Why did the cat piss in the tent?
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Post by: Sason on August 17, 2013, 03:42:27 pm
Q  Why did the cat piss in the tent?

A  Jack had forgotten to bring the litterbox.

Q  What was the supper that was on the stove?
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Post by: CellarDweller on August 17, 2013, 06:37:13 pm
Q  What was the supper that was on the stove?


Shit on a shingle!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chipped_beef


Q:  Did Ennis sing at the church picnic?
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Post by: Sason on August 18, 2013, 05:06:36 pm
Q:  Did Ennis sing at the church picnic?

A   No, he just drummed with a stick on a brimstone.

Q   Why did Alma marry Monroe?
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Post by: Katie77 on August 18, 2013, 07:13:44 pm
can I join in........



Q   Why did Alma marry Monroe?

A:  Cause he was so good at picking up coffee jars.

Q:  Why did Jack grow a moustach?

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Post by: CellarDweller on August 19, 2013, 08:21:14 am
Q:  Why did Jack grow a moustach?


A:  He needed a 'flavor saver'.  ;D

Q:  Why did Alma Jr. fall for a roughneck?
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Post by: Sason on August 19, 2013, 05:06:45 pm
can I join in........

Of course you can. Welcome, Sue!


Q:  Why did Alma Jr. fall for a roughneck?

A   Coz there weren't any gay cowboys around to fall in love with.

Q   Why did Lureen dye her hair blonder and blonder?
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Post by: CellarDweller on August 20, 2013, 07:53:13 am
Q   Why did Lureen dye her hair blonder and blonder?

A:  She wanted to have the most fun possible.

Q:  Why didn't Jenny talk more in the film?
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Post by: Sason on August 24, 2013, 04:19:34 pm
Q:  Why didn't Jenny talk more in the film?

A   She had bad breath and was afraid to open her mouth.

Q   Why didn't Lureen breast feed Bobby?
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Post by: CellarDweller on August 25, 2013, 06:12:47 pm
Q   Why didn't Lureen breast feed Bobby?


A:  Because that milk was gonna be there for more than the next two weeks!


Q:  If Jack was as bad as Bobby at losing stuff, what did Bobby lose?
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Post by: Penthesilea on August 26, 2013, 12:51:28 am
Q:  If Jack was as bad as Bobby at losing stuff, what did Bobby lose?


A: His nerve-wracking voice in puberty, thank god.

Q: What did Jack lose, despite his blue parka?
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Post by: CellarDweller on August 26, 2013, 08:29:27 am
Q: What did Jack lose, despite his blue parka?

A:  His mind, after dealing with Ennis, Lureen and Bobby all those years!

Q:  Why did Ma Twist like cherry cake?
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Post by: Monika on August 26, 2013, 03:45:11 pm


Q:  Why did Ma Twist like cherry cake?

A: Because on their first date, pa Twist fed her cherries that he had dipped in truffle chocolate. Afterwards they made love infront of the fire place.


Q: Why is the Twist house painted white?
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Post by: Sason on August 26, 2013, 04:54:13 pm
Q: Why is the Twist house painted white?

A  To make the pigeon shit less visible. (there were thousands of pigeons in the house. they all got scared and flew away when we came)

Q  Why was LD such an ass hole?
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Post by: Front-Ranger on August 26, 2013, 05:43:01 pm

Q  Why was LD such an ass hole?

A  Because he suffered from Lost D**k Syndrome (it's not exactly ass hole!). And that's how he come to get his initials, too!

Q  When does the wind stop blowing in Wyoming?
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Post by: Sason on September 01, 2013, 04:23:39 pm
Q  When does the wind stop blowing in Wyoming?

A  When Ennis finally decides to go for the sweet life with Jack.

Q  What does Carl usually talk about?
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Post by: CellarDweller on September 01, 2013, 06:36:52 pm
Q  What does Carl usually talk about?


A:  Hair, make-up, fashion....the usual.

Q:  what was the count of the sheep supposed to be?
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Post by: suelyblu on September 01, 2013, 08:13:52 pm



Q: what was the count on the sheep supposed to be ?

A: Dunno! Everyone who tried to count 'em fell asleep !

Q: How big was that potato at the start that Jack was concentrating on peeling ? !

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Post by: CellarDweller on September 01, 2013, 11:01:06 pm
Q: How big was that potato at the start that Jack was concentrating on peeling ? !


A:  About the size of an apple.  ;)

Q:  How many jars of peanuts did Alma Jr. break?
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Post by: Sason on September 02, 2013, 03:14:25 pm
A new player! 

Welcome to this silly and fun game, Suely!   ;D




Q:  How many jars of peanuts did Alma Jr. break?

A   Enough of them to draw Monroe's attention and make him come and volunteer to clean them up.

Q   Why didn't Ennis want to shoot one of them sheep?
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Post by: Monika on September 02, 2013, 04:43:01 pm

Q   Why didn't Ennis want to shoot one of them sheep?
A. Cause he knew people were watching...like they knew


Q. How did Aguirre celebrate Christmas?
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Post by: suelyblu on September 02, 2013, 06:44:58 pm
A. Cause he knew people were watching...like they knew


Q. How did Aguirre celebrate Christmas?

A: He sold his kids some presents !!


Q: Where did Jack find his blue parka ?
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Post by: Monika on September 02, 2013, 07:01:02 pm

Q: Where did Jack find his blue parka ?
In the parkanspot, of course


Q: Who drove the semi truck that brought Ennis to Signal?
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Post by: CellarDweller on September 02, 2013, 08:03:22 pm
Q: Who drove the semi truck that brought Ennis to Signal?


A:  Fate

Q:  Who sold Aguirre the binoculars?
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Post by: suelyblu on September 04, 2013, 05:01:53 pm


Q:  Who sold Aguirre the binoculars?


A: Alma  !


Q:What would happen if Jack lost the can opener ? !
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Post by: CellarDweller on September 05, 2013, 08:06:23 am
Q:What would happen if Jack lost the can opener ? !


A:  Well, that's easy.   No more beans!

Q:  Why did Monroe let the girls watch figure skating?
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Post by: Sason on September 05, 2013, 05:05:04 pm
Q:  Why did Monroe let the girls watch figure skating?

A   To keep them busy while he made neverending plans for new and fantastic displays of peanut jars.

Q    Why did Bobby want to watch football instead of eating turkey?
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Post by: CellarDweller on September 05, 2013, 05:28:36 pm
Q    Why did Bobby want to watch football instead of eating turkey?


A:  Because he was gonna be eating that food for the next two weeks.

Q:  If the shortest distance between two locations is a straight line, is the reason it took Jack & Ennis so long to get to each other the fact that they weren't straight?
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Post by: Sason on September 05, 2013, 05:30:17 pm

Q:  If the shortest distance between two locations is a straight line, is the reason it took Jack & Ennis so long to get to each other the fact that they weren't straight?

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Post by: suelyblu on September 05, 2013, 08:32:32 pm

A:  Because he was gonna be eating that food for the next two weeks.

Q:  If the shortest distance between two locations is a straight line, is the reason it took Jack & Ennis so long to get to each other the fact that they weren't straight?

huh ?  !
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Post by: Sason on September 06, 2013, 05:13:21 pm
Q:  If the shortest distance between two locations is a straight line, is the reason it took Jack & Ennis so long to get to each other the fact that they weren't straight?

A   No, the reason is they weren't cold and drunk enough earlier.

Q   When did LaShawn stop talking?
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Post by: CellarDweller on April 22, 2016, 08:53:21 pm
Q:  If the shortest distance between two locations is a straight line, is the reason it took Jack & Ennis so long to get to each other the fact that they weren't straight?

A   No, the reason is they weren't cold and drunk enough earlier.

Q   When did LaShawn stop talking?

She hasn't!

Who was Aguirre talking to on the phnoe?
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Post by: Sason on April 23, 2016, 11:00:55 am

Who was Aguirre talking to on the phnoe?

A: Hid drug dealer.

Q: Why did the Basque leave the Basque Provinces for Wyoming?






Ooh what fun! Thanks for reviving the thread, Chuck!  :-*
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Post by: CellarDweller on April 25, 2016, 10:15:47 am
Q: Why did the Basque leave the Basque Provinces for Wyoming?

'Cause he was roamin' to Wyomin'!

Why put a boot in the fire?
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Post by: Sason on April 25, 2016, 12:39:12 pm

Why put a boot in the fire?

A: A misguided attempt to dry it when it's wet.

Q: Why does Aguirre walk like he'd peed himself?
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Post by: CellarDweller on April 26, 2016, 08:43:42 am
because he did!

Did the squatting sheep ever get to relieve himself?
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Post by: Sason on April 26, 2016, 04:51:45 pm

Did the squatting sheep ever get to relieve himself?

A: Not yet, still waiting (poor sheep)

Q:  Why didn't Ennis have more furniture in the trailer?
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Post by: Penthesilea on April 27, 2016, 12:38:12 am
Q:  Why didn't Ennis have more furniture in the trailer?


A: Because his interior designer told him small rooms appear bigger when sparsely furnished.


Q: Why did the mare throw Jack?
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Post by: CellarDweller on April 27, 2016, 08:32:57 am
Q: Why did the mare throw Jack?

Because he farted in the saddle.


Why did the Basque insist on meeting at the bridge?
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Post by: Sason on April 29, 2016, 02:01:59 pm
Why did the Basque insist on meeting at the bridge?

A: because he was a closeted bridgeophile

Q: what was the names of the dumbass mules?
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Post by: CellarDweller on April 29, 2016, 10:14:14 pm


Q: what was the names of the dumbass mules?


A:  Dumb and Ass


why did Lureen's hair keep getting  blonder?
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Post by: Sason on April 30, 2016, 05:22:14 pm
why did Lureen's hair keep getting  blonder?

A: she was a closeted albino

Q: what was in Bobby's bowl?
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Post by: CellarDweller on May 01, 2016, 03:01:54 pm
gru
Q: what was in Bobby's bowl?

gruel.

what is the elevation of Brokeback Mountain
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Post by: Sason on May 01, 2016, 04:22:17 pm
what is the elevation of Brokeback Mountain

A: as high as cloud nine

Q: what's the Basque's name?
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Post by: Penthesilea on May 02, 2016, 12:46:14 am
A: as high as cloud nine

Good one!


Quote
Q: what's the Basque's name?

A: David Trimble


Q: Why did the tent not look right?
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Post by: CellarDweller on May 02, 2016, 12:31:27 pm
Q: Why did the tent not look right?

because it looked a tad.....feminine.   ;)

Where did the Chilean sheep come from?
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Post by: Sason on May 02, 2016, 03:56:04 pm
Where did the Chilean sheep come from?

A: Australia

Q: Why was the Basque out of spuds and powdered milk?
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Post by: CellarDweller on May 03, 2016, 08:48:57 am
Q: Why was the Basque out of spuds and powdered milk?

because he had other calls to make, and got to Jack & Ennis last.

why did the tent smell like cat piss?
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Post by: Sason on May 03, 2016, 01:01:55 pm
why did the tent smell like cat piss?

A: because armani had been trying out their latest (not successful) male perfume on it

Q: why did bobby have problems in school?
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Post by: CellarDweller on May 03, 2016, 02:53:42 pm
Q: why did bobby have problems in school?

because he just didn't care

What did the girls think when they saw Jack?
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Post by: Sason on May 03, 2016, 05:49:11 pm
What did the girls think when they saw Jack?

A: "who the hell is he?"

Q: why did LaShawn never stop talking?
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Post by: CellarDweller on May 04, 2016, 08:47:40 am
Q: why did LaShawn never stop talking?

Her off button was stuck.


Why don't husbands never want to dance with their wives?
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Post by: Sason on May 29, 2016, 02:05:36 pm
Why don't husbands never want to dance with their wives?

A: because their wives talk too much

Q: why didn't Alma want any more of Ennis' kids?
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Post by: CellarDweller on May 31, 2016, 11:44:31 am


Q: why didn't Alma want any more of Ennis' kids?


A:  because she  wasn't a clown car.


Q:  Why didn't Fayette talk more in the movie?
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Post by: Sason on May 31, 2016, 02:13:14 pm
(what's a clown car?)


Q:  Why didn't Fayette talk more in the movie?

A: Because she had very bad breath. They asked her to keep her mouth shut

Q: Why didn't Lureen breast feed?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: CellarDweller on June 01, 2016, 12:55:13 pm
(what's a clown car?)


An old circus bit, a car pulls into the ring, and a large amount of clowns comes out of it.


[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dES_WYUFPZw[/youtube]



Q: Why didn't Lureen breast feed?

Her breasts were as fake as her hair.


Why did Ennis like lonesome ranches?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Sason on June 01, 2016, 06:43:20 pm
Ok, thx.



Why did Ennis like lonesome ranches?


A: No one to interfere with his daydreams about Jack.

Q: Why did Jenny have asthma?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: CellarDweller on June 10, 2016, 12:27:26 pm
Q: Why did Jenny have asthma?

Second hand smoke

Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Sason on June 10, 2016, 02:50:24 pm
Good answer!


What's your question?
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Post by: CellarDweller on June 13, 2016, 08:59:31 am
LMAO!

Can't believe I forgot that part!  Sorry.

Why didn't the Del Mar girls have a pet?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Sason on June 13, 2016, 09:57:16 am

Why didn't the Del Mar girls have a pet?

A: all their extra money was used for Ennis' horses

Q: why was Aguirre such an asshole?
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Post by: CellarDweller on June 14, 2016, 09:48:20 am

Q: why was Aguirre such an asshole?

I thought he was a whole ass.

why invite your ex to Thanksgiving?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Sason on June 15, 2016, 12:18:10 pm

why invite your ex to Thanksgiving?

A: because he wouldn't invite you

Q: what kind of food do they serve at the Knife and fork?
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Post by: CellarDweller on June 15, 2016, 01:34:32 pm
Q: what kind of food do they serve at the Knife and fork?

soup.

if you had an extra hand, would you really just wipe a nose with it?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Sason on June 16, 2016, 01:29:13 pm
soup.   :laugh:

if you had an extra hand, would you really just wipe a nose with it?

A: nope, I would use it to type on the keyboard and eat simultaneously!

Q: did Ennes ever take the girls to town and give them ice cream like he said?
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Post by: CellarDweller on June 17, 2016, 11:46:29 am
Q: did Ennes ever take the girls to town and give them ice cream like he said?

No....ice cream causes mucous, so more noses to wipe if he did.

Q:  why did you spell Ennis' name with two "E"s?

(runs from Sonja)
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Post by: Sason on June 17, 2016, 02:22:09 pm

Q:  why did you spell Ennis' name with two "E"s?

(runs from Sonja)

A: because my "I" got stuck.   But here it is!!!  *throws "I" at Chuck*

Q: why don't you run faster?
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Post by: CellarDweller on June 17, 2016, 03:43:41 pm
A: because my "I" got stuck.   But here it is!!!  *throws "I" at Chuck*

Q: why don't you run faster?

because I don't need to.

*stops and stands as the "I" passes by*

Why don't you have better aim?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: bentgyro on June 17, 2016, 03:47:32 pm
Now, now kids.  Play nice. ;)
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Sason on June 17, 2016, 04:18:58 pm
Now, now kids.  Play nice. ;)


 :laugh:
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Sason on June 17, 2016, 04:21:37 pm

Why don't you have better aim?

A: because I don't have to. The "I" is hidden at your place, it will surprise you when you least expect it!

Q: are there any zombies on Brokeback Mountain?
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Post by: CellarDweller on June 18, 2016, 03:41:34 pm
Q: are there any zombies on Brokeback Mountain?

Nope, too far from civilization.

why was there ice-dancing on tv on Thanksgiving?
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Post by: Sason on June 18, 2016, 05:23:31 pm

why was there ice-dancing on tv on Thanksgiving?

A: People need to cool off after all that turkey and family drama.

Q: Is Monroe really as stupid as he seems to be?
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Post by: CellarDweller on June 19, 2016, 08:37:42 pm
Q: Is Monroe really as stupid as he seems to be?


Nope, he's trying to trick Ennis.

Is Monroe good in bed?
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Post by: Sason on June 20, 2016, 10:29:29 am
Is Monroe good in bed?

A: No, he's too busy with his grocery store to have time for sex.

Q: Did Junior and Jenny have a hobby?
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Post by: CellarDweller on June 20, 2016, 02:39:08 pm
Q: Did Junior and Jenny have a hobby?

They followed Daddy's footsteps, and castrate calves.

Did everyone have a cherry cake recipe?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Sason on June 21, 2016, 03:24:30 pm
Did everyone have a cherry cake recipe?

A: Nope. Cherry cake recipes are well guarded secrets, only Ma Twist had one.

Q: Who did Lureens hair?
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Post by: CellarDweller on June 22, 2016, 02:16:10 pm
Q: Who did Lureens hair?

Lureen's hair dresser


Who wants to see Brokeback again?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Sason on June 22, 2016, 04:59:43 pm
Who wants to see Brokeback again?

A: the brokies, but we're waiting for a special edition.

Q: why is Jack tired of beans?
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Post by: CellarDweller on June 23, 2016, 01:39:05 pm
Q: why is Jack tired of beans?

because he's tired of farts.


Why can't Jack shoot straight?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Sason on June 23, 2016, 02:03:17 pm

Why can't Jack shoot straight?

A: because he can't control when the gun's going off

Q: why didn't uncle Harold die after all?
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Post by: CellarDweller on June 24, 2016, 10:15:11 am
Q: why didn't uncle Harold die after all?

he's more stubborn than a mule

Why must Jack be in the family plot?
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Post by: Sason on June 27, 2016, 01:22:54 pm
Why must Jack be in the family plot?

A: because OMT has plotted against him all his life

Q: why did Ma Twist always bake cherry cakes?
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Post by: CellarDweller on June 28, 2016, 08:49:01 am
Q: why did Ma Twist always bake cherry cakes?

it was the only way she could give her cherry away.


Why were the Twist chairs purple?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Sason on June 28, 2016, 05:13:32 pm
Why were the Twist chairs purple?

A: because LD hated that colour. It was Jack's revenge.

Q: why does LD walk sideways like a crab?
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Post by: CellarDweller on June 29, 2016, 08:34:09 am
Q: why does LD walk sideways like a crab?

He's too wide for doorways.


Why does Cassie wear those shoes if her feet hurt?
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Post by: Sason on June 29, 2016, 01:45:03 pm

Why does Cassie wear those shoes if her feet hurt?

A: they're required by her evil boss

Q: why does she want to become a nurse?
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Post by: CellarDweller on June 30, 2016, 09:16:16 am
Q: why does she want to become a nurse?

she likes to give people enemas.


How come husbands don't dance with their wives?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Sason on June 30, 2016, 03:01:50 pm
How come husbands don't dance with their wives?

A: the husbands in question would rather dance with each other

Q: who's Aguirre talking to on the phone?
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Post by: CellarDweller on July 01, 2016, 10:17:43 am
Q: who's Aguirre talking to on the phone?

His Avon representative.  Man, he feels like a woman!


Why go  blonde?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Sason on July 01, 2016, 01:42:41 pm
Why go  blonde?

A: she was never interested in blue, orange or green

Q: why did Ennis decline the cherry cake?
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Post by: CellarDweller on July 02, 2016, 04:27:46 pm
Q: why did Ennis decline the cherry cake?


He had already had Jack's cherry.

when they took the tent, where did the cats  piss?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Sason on July 02, 2016, 06:41:52 pm
when they took the tent, where did the cats  piss?

A: up in a tree

Q: why didn't Ennis want to work at the power plant?
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Post by: CellarDweller on July 04, 2016, 03:38:56 pm
Q: why didn't Ennis want to work at the power plant?

he was worried about static electricity


did Ennis & Jack celebrate the 4th of July?
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Post by: Sason on July 05, 2016, 02:26:13 pm
did Ennis & Jack celebrate the 4th of July?

A: no, they were too busy stemming the rose

Q: how many sheep did they have up on brokeback?
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Post by: CellarDweller on July 06, 2016, 06:35:00 pm
Q: how many sheep did they have up on brokeback?


too many!

What did Jenny sing at the wedding?
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Post by: Sason on August 13, 2016, 02:07:30 pm
What did Jenny sing at the wedding?

A: The beautiful traditional wedding song Manamana




Q: What did they eat at the wedding?
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Post by: CellarDweller on August 13, 2016, 08:22:15 pm
Q: What did they eat at the wedding?


(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/smilies%20for%20forum/food%20for%20diner/aliceflyingthing.jpg)


What song was picked for the first dance?
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Post by: Sason on August 14, 2016, 07:19:09 am

(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/smilies%20for%20forum/food%20for%20diner/aliceflyingthing.jpg)


 ;D  ;)


Quote
What song was picked for the first dance?

A:



Q: Who caught the flowers when Junior threw them?


Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: CellarDweller on August 14, 2016, 07:41:20 pm
Q: Who caught the flowers when Junior threw them?



(https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/enhanced/webdr05/2013/7/9/20/enhanced-buzz-2583-1373414778-0.jpg)


what did the  wedding cake look like?
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Post by: Sason on August 15, 2016, 01:33:07 pm


(https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/enhanced/webdr05/2013/7/9/20/enhanced-buzz-2583-1373414778-0.jpg)

who dat?

Quote
what did the  wedding cake look like?

A:
 (https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/ca/bb/18/cabb181c27992d91b1d16b452117dd63.jpg)

Q: what did Junior's dress look like?
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Post by: CellarDweller on August 15, 2016, 03:11:35 pm
who dat?

Wanda, a character from the TV show In Living Color.

Q: what did Junior's dress look like?



(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/c9/92/40/c99240a12d298cf7951d2df9b717764c.jpg)



What did the happy preacher charge for the service?
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Post by: Sason on August 16, 2016, 02:34:36 pm
What did the happy preacher charge for the service?

A: a promise from Junior to burn that dress!

Q: what did Ennis wear for the wedding?
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Post by: CellarDweller on August 17, 2016, 02:36:37 pm
Q: what did Ennis wear for the wedding?



(http://www.dobell.com/media/catalog/product/cache/9/small_image/215x341/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/j/n/jn2smd5os2.jpg)


where did Ennis & Alma honeymoon?
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Post by: Sason on August 17, 2016, 03:24:43 pm
where did Ennis & Alma honeymoon?

A: 

(https://reddesertfiles.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/red-desert-cover.jpg)


Q: what did Junior's ring look like?
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Post by: CellarDweller on August 17, 2016, 04:14:33 pm
Q: what did Junior's ring look like?



(http://www.partycity.com/images/products/en_us/gateways/candy-2015/candy-by-type/candy-by-type-ring-pops.jpg)


where is the turn in the road that Ennis' parents missed?
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Post by: Sason on August 17, 2016, 05:28:37 pm
where is the turn in the road that Ennis' parents missed?

A:

Here:

(https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/hrnlskurva-i-ken-50657283.jpg)



Q: why did Ennis piss in the sink?
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Post by: CellarDweller on August 18, 2016, 11:45:38 am
Q: why did Ennis piss in the sink?

the toilet scared him.


(http://i0.wp.com/theverybesttop10.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Top-10-Scariest-Halloween-toilets-and-Scary-Toilet-Covers-8.jpg?resize=510%2C650)


who was the best man?
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Post by: Sason on August 18, 2016, 03:26:48 pm
who was the best man?

A: Kurt's best friend

(http://www.uneed2know.eu/general-photos/articles/blob-fish-.jpg)

Q: what was the mother of the bride wearing?
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Post by: CellarDweller on August 19, 2016, 08:58:48 am
Q: what was the mother of the bride wearing?

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04_03/mormumAP1504_468x346.jpg)


What was Alma's favorite bridal gift?
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Post by: Sason on August 19, 2016, 02:34:27 pm
What was Alma's favorite bridal gift?

A:

(https://img1.etsystatic.com/101/0/5475544/il_340x270.923322241_nque.jpg)

She loved this table cloth. Her only regret was that the names and the date were completely wrong.


Q:
What did Jenny sing at the wedding?
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Post by: CellarDweller on August 20, 2016, 04:59:19 pm
Q:
What did Jenny sing at the wedding?


[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud7eKyPfW3s[/youtube]



how many calves has Ennis castrated?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Sason on August 20, 2016, 05:22:29 pm
how many calves has Ennis castrated?


A: enough to make him never want to do it again

Q: did Cassie ever go to nursing school?
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Post by: CellarDweller on August 20, 2016, 06:15:13 pm
Nah, she dropped out, and went to bar tending school.


Q:  Did Lureen ever set up a meeting with Bobby's teacher?
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Post by: Sason on August 22, 2016, 01:24:53 pm
Q:  Did Lureen ever set up a meeting with Bobby's teacher?

A: Yes she did, but the teacher was drunk and never showed up.

Q: Why didn't Ennis want the job at the power plant?
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Post by: CellarDweller on August 23, 2016, 11:27:20 am
Q: Why didn't Ennis want the job at the power plant?

he didn't want to be shocked!

who were Alma Jr's and Jenny's favorite figure skaters?
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Post by: Sason on August 24, 2016, 10:32:55 am
who were Alma Jr's and Jenny's favorite figure skaters?

A: the one in the green dress

Q: how come it only took Lureen 3 hours to cook the turkey?
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Post by: Jeff Wrangler on August 24, 2016, 10:45:52 am
Q: how come it only took Lureen 3 hours to cook the turkey?

A: She was already married to him.
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: CellarDweller on August 24, 2016, 01:29:06 pm
A: She was already married to him.

lol  Ohhh!   you didn't ask a question.
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Jeff Wrangler on August 24, 2016, 02:05:32 pm
lol  Ohhh!   you didn't ask a question.

Naw, I couldn't think of one.
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: CellarDweller on August 26, 2016, 10:11:34 pm
Ok, then I'll ask......



On what grounds did Alma divorce Ennis?
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Post by: Sason on August 27, 2016, 03:51:21 pm
A: She was already married to him.

According to Chuck it's funny, but I don't get it. Does turkey also mean husband?


On what grounds did Alma divorce Ennis?


A: She was tired of the back entry game he was playing with her.

Q: How come Monroe was still not married?
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Post by: CellarDweller on August 27, 2016, 09:32:23 pm
Q: How come Monroe was still not married?

He was taking advice from  the Supremes.


[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OI-VQGTE2Bw[/youtube]
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Sason on August 28, 2016, 10:24:46 am
Any question?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: CellarDweller on August 28, 2016, 06:49:15 pm
Q:  around the fire, did Ennis & Jack tell ghost stories?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Sason on September 16, 2016, 09:48:37 am
Q:  around the fire, did Ennis & Jack tell ghost stories?

A: no, their lives were enough scary already

Q: why was LaShawn such a chatterbox?
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Post by: CellarDweller on September 16, 2016, 11:15:10 pm
Q: why was LaShawn such a chatterbox?


her tongue was hung in the middle, so it could wag at both  ends.


Q:  what  kind  of name is Fayette?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Sason on September 17, 2016, 11:08:26 am

Q:  what  kind  of name is Fayette?

A: an ugly name

Q: what's LD's real name?
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Post by: CellarDweller on September 18, 2016, 04:22:15 pm
Q: what's LD's real name?

Long Dong!

Q:  What is KE's real name?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Sason on September 19, 2016, 02:01:56 pm

Q:  What is KE's real name?

A: KennEth

Q: Why did Junior quit Troy?
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Post by: CellarDweller on September 20, 2016, 09:18:43 am
Q: Why did Junior quit Troy?

He reminded her to much like her dad.

why does Ennis pee in the sink?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Jeff Wrangler on September 20, 2016, 11:57:31 am
He reminded her to much like her dad.

why does Ennis pee in the sink?

Because he doesn't have a pot to piss in.

Why does Jack ride more than bulls instead of rollin' his own?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: CellarDweller on September 21, 2016, 09:48:44 am
Why does Jack ride more than bulls instead of rollin' his own?

Because  he ain't good with a can opener,  so imagine trying to roll his own? 

who was the better cook,  Jack or Ennis?
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Post by: Sason on September 21, 2016, 03:18:09 pm
who was the better cook,  Jack or Ennis?

A: they were equally bad, coz there was no spuds or powdered milk

Q: how can one turkey last for two weeks?
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Post by: Jeff Wrangler on September 21, 2016, 04:01:58 pm
Q: how can one turkey last for two weeks?

A. Well, Monroe lasted a lifetime. ...

Q. How come husbands don't never want a dance with their wives?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: CellarDweller on September 22, 2016, 09:48:18 am
because husbands never wanna do nuthin' with their wives.


Q:  do condiments prevent babies?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Sason on September 22, 2016, 12:35:03 pm
Q:  do condiments prevent babies?


A: yes, if you keep them between your knees

Q: what else prevents babies?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Jeff Wrangler on September 22, 2016, 02:02:31 pm
Q: what else prevents babies?

A: Doing it the way Ennis likes to do it.

Q: How can you tell if a line has never touched water in its life?
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Post by: CellarDweller on September 23, 2016, 01:38:45 pm
it is bone dry!

Q:do cowpokes really poke cows?
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Post by: Sason on September 23, 2016, 02:26:42 pm
Q:do cowpokes really poke cows?

A: no, they prefer to yell at them

Q: why did it take so long to untangle them chilean sheep?
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Post by: Jeff Wrangler on September 23, 2016, 02:28:13 pm
Q:do cowpokes really poke cows?

A: Only when there aren't any other cowpokes around.

Q: Why should you roll up your tent every morning?
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Post by: CellarDweller on September 24, 2016, 09:45:12 pm
Q: Why should you roll up your tent every morning?

You don't want  creepy crawlies getting into your tent while you're gone!


Q:  Did Jack and Ennis rename their horses?
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Post by: Sason on September 26, 2016, 02:54:31 pm

Q:  Did Jack and Ennis rename their horses?


A: no, it's considered bad luck

Q: why did it take so long to untangle them chilean sheep?
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Post by: Jeff Wrangler on September 26, 2016, 03:50:20 pm
Q: why did it take so long to untangle them chilean sheep?

A: Because the sheep didn't want to be untangled.

Q: Why should you stick your boot in the fire when you sit next to a campfire?
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Post by: CellarDweller on September 26, 2016, 06:50:34 pm
It helps keep the feet warm!


Q:  how many dogs were up on the mountain?
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Post by: Sason on September 30, 2016, 03:35:11 pm
Q:  how many dogs were up on the mountain?

A: as many as they brought up with them

Q: what happened to the dead sheep after Ennis found it?
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Post by: CellarDweller on October 01, 2016, 03:47:41 pm
it went to sheep Heaven


what happened to the food the mules scattered  everywhere?
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Post by: Sason on October 01, 2016, 03:53:37 pm
what happened to the food the mules scattered  everywhere?

A: the bear ate it

Q: where did Aguirre buy the binoculars?
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Post by: CellarDweller on October 02, 2016, 10:48:41 pm
the peeping tom shop!


Q:  why was it cherry cake?
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Post by: Shakesthecoffecan on October 03, 2016, 03:33:52 pm
Q:  why was it cherry cake?

A: Because Mrs. Twist was all out of Mincemeat.

Q: Why did they stack all those glass jars in the condiments aisle like a pyramid for?
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Post by: CellarDweller on October 03, 2016, 10:52:38 pm
to recreate the fall of the Egyptian empire!

Q:  how long does it take to castrate a calf?
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Post by: Sason on October 11, 2016, 04:34:36 pm
Q:  how long does it take to castrate a calf?

A: a couple of days, including herding it to where it's happening

Q: why did Cassie want to dance with Ennis?
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Post by: CellarDweller on October 12, 2016, 10:00:18 am
to see  his moves

Q:  where were Ennis' moves?
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Post by: Sason on October 14, 2016, 01:25:43 pm
Q:  where were Ennis' moves?

A: he didn't have any

Q: did Ennis and Cassie ever have sex?
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Post by: CellarDweller on October 18, 2016, 01:57:05 pm
of course!  She didn't stay because of his conversation skills!

Q:  did Jack really flatten his harmonica?
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Post by: Sason on October 21, 2016, 05:05:41 pm
Q:  did Jack really flatten his harmonica?

A: no, he just used it as an excuse for his lousy music

Q: why did the pup tent smell like cat piss? shouldn't it smell like pup piss?
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Post by: BBM_victim on April 20, 2017, 12:29:07 am
Q: why did the pup tent smell like cat piss? shouldn't it smell like pup piss?

A: Because last year Jack tried his luck with a little kitty instead of a puppy. Didn't work out...

Q: How is a place "Ennis, TX" related to the movie?????? Does the real Ennis live there?
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Post by: CellarDweller on April 20, 2017, 08:24:41 pm
Q: How is a place "Ennis, TX" related to the movie?????? Does the real Ennis live there?

A:  After Jack's death, Ennis founded the town as a place for lonely cowboys to go.

Q:  How did the lightning kill so many sheep?
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Post by: BBM_victim on April 23, 2017, 08:14:10 pm
Q:  How did the lightning kill so many sheep?

A: Because the evil Old Twist - living in Lightning Flat - can control the weather and he was totally pissed with Jack getting a job somewhere else.

Q: Why does Alma Jr. wear rubber boots at home?
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Post by: CellarDweller on April 23, 2017, 09:59:51 pm
Q: Why does Alma Jr. wear rubber boots at home?

Because mama  is so busy mopping up after Ennis, she needs them to keep her feet dry!


Why was Junior and Jenny watching figure skating at Thanksgiving?
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Post by: BBM_victim on April 24, 2017, 03:56:14 am
Why was Junior and Jenny watching figure skating at Thanksgiving?

A: Because it's Monroe's favorite sports.

Q: Did Alma Jr drink and drive???
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Post by: CellarDweller on April 24, 2017, 09:26:09 pm
Q: Did Alma Jr drink and drive???

No, because Alma Sr. drove her to drink!


Did anyone ever find the food the mule threw?
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Post by: BBM_victim on April 25, 2017, 08:15:38 pm
Did anyone ever find the food the mule threw?

A: Yup, the bear!

Q: What did Jack put into the beans for Ennis to enjoy them so much? (Ennis: "Mmm..")
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Post by: CellarDweller on April 26, 2017, 08:17:25 pm
Q: What did Jack put into the beans for Ennis to enjoy them so much? (Ennis: "Mmm..")

A:  His love!  :laugh:

Q:  why did Alma Jr. need more  crayons?
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Post by: BBM_victim on April 27, 2017, 02:57:56 am
Q:  why did Alma Jr. need more  crayons?

A: She had to paint that beach while Ennis was waiting for Jack!

Q: So, where did Ennis run off after receiving Jack's first postcard??
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Post by: CellarDweller on April 27, 2017, 05:46:56 pm
Q: So, where did Ennis run off after receiving Jack's first postcard??

A:  To the drug store for lube.   After 4 years, he didn't want to rely on spit.

Q:  Why didn't the guys wear sneakers?  Why always boots?
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Post by: BBM_victim on May 01, 2017, 03:51:15 am
Q:  Why didn't the guys wear sneakers?  Why always boots?

A: Pff, cause they're REAL cowboys?? Anyway, guess Ennis could not afford any anyway.... I mean, look at his brown jacket - he's wearing it for 15 years at least! Besides, they are stuck in Brokeback days - it's all they've got! Bet they would look the same even in 2017.

Q: Why was Ennis wearing that brown jacket for at least 15 years?  8)
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Post by: CellarDweller on May 01, 2017, 07:14:00 pm
Q: Why was Ennis wearing that brown jacket for at least 15 years?  8)

A:  He doesn't follow fashion trends.


Q:  Where was Jack's parka?
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Post by: BBM_victim on May 01, 2017, 08:06:39 pm
Q:  Where was Jack's parka?

A: I'm hundred percent positive Ennis took it because he loved Jack so much. He took it home and put it inside his brown jacket that he had more than 15 years because he doesn't follow fashion trends and he carefully worked the sleeves down inside his' jackets' - the pair like two skins, one inside the other, two in one. He was so proud of himself for having that idea, nobody else could ever pulled off such a thing.

Errr....  ::)

Q: What in heaven was Jack doing in the tent before Ennis came over to cuddle??  ;D
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Post by: CellarDweller on May 02, 2017, 06:11:26 pm
Q: What in heaven was Jack doing in the tent before Ennis came over to cuddle??  ;D

A:  You don't wanna know!


Q:  Did Bobby ever get a tutor?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: BBM_victim on May 09, 2017, 12:42:07 am
A:  You don't wanna know!

Hey, CellarDweller, you're not playing nice tse-tse. I could also reply with "Good question, i wonder!" every time :D. That one above is a nice example of a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation.

Do you want to try again?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: CellarDweller on May 09, 2017, 05:43:06 pm
Hey, CellarDweller, you're not playing nice tse-tse. I could also reply with "Good question, i wonder!" every time :D. That one above is a nice example of a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation.

Do you want to try again?

::)



A:  He was having a satisfactory time, satisfying himself!


Q:  Did Bobby ever get a tutor?

Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: BBM_victim on May 09, 2017, 10:48:08 pm
A:  He was having a satisfactory time, satisfying himself!
Q:  Did Bobby ever get a tutor?

Thanks for playing, now i'm happy!  :)

A: I thought Bobby did not need any tutor. LD sure enough told him everything he needed to know - especially how to eat not with his eyes!

Q: What was Jack musing about in the tent when Ennis came over to cuddle? [he he he he]  ;D
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Post by: CellarDweller on May 10, 2017, 07:28:35 pm
Q: What was Jack musing about in the tent when Ennis came over to cuddle? [he he he he]  ;D

A:   Whether or not it would all fit in.

Q:  What was Alma thinking when she looked out the door and saw Ennis & Jack?
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Post by: BBM_victim on May 12, 2017, 01:45:28 am
Q:  What was Alma thinking when she looked out the door and saw Ennis & Jack?

A: HUUUUUUH, THAT WAS H---O---T!!!!!! Watch and learn.... Where are my smokes??

Q: What does "L.D." (Newsome) stand for?
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Post by: CellarDweller on May 12, 2017, 10:26:27 pm
Q: What does "L.D." (Newsome) stand for?


A:  Low Down Newsome!

Q:  Does Bobby sell farm equipment now?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: BBM_victim on May 16, 2017, 02:56:06 am
Q:  Does Bobby sell farm equipment now?

CellarDweller, since i'm not a native-English speaker i have to confess that i had to look it up. Here's what i found!
Do we count this as answer to your question? Because i think i just found out what Bobby is doing - but i'm not sure he is selling farm equip!!  :laugh:
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Post by: BBM_victim on May 16, 2017, 03:02:48 am
Q: Who is Greg???  :laugh:
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Post by: CellarDweller on May 17, 2017, 06:19:41 pm
CellarDweller, since i'm not a native-English speaker i have to confess that i had to look it up. Here's what i found!
Do we count this as answer to your question? Because i think i just found out what Bobby is doing - but i'm not sure he is selling farm equip!!  :laugh:

Apparently there is a difference between "Low down" and "Lowdown".   My post had a space between the two words, and the meaning for that is mean and unfair.
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: CellarDweller on May 17, 2017, 06:21:23 pm
Q: Who is Greg???  :laugh:

A:  perhaps another rodeo clown?


Q:  Did Junior ever get her  crayons?

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Post by: Wojtek on July 31, 2018, 08:19:59 am
Q:  Did Junior ever get her  crayons?

A:   No, she found wreaking havoc in the store much more entertaining.

Q:   Were Alma and Ennis seated at the same table at Junior and Kurt’s wedding reception?
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Post by: CellarDweller on July 31, 2018, 05:37:38 pm
Q:   Were Alma and Ennis seated at the same table at Junior and Kurt’s wedding reception?


A:  Yes, this way they were able to whisper sweet insults to each other. 


Q:  Does the basque bask in the sun?
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Post by: Wojtek on July 31, 2018, 06:48:56 pm
Q:  Does the basque bask in the sun?

A:   He ain’t got time for that; Ennis and Jack jack him around.

Q:   We know why Army didn’t get Jack. Why didn’t it get Ennis, though?
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Post by: CellarDweller on August 01, 2018, 06:27:59 pm
Q:   We know why Army didn’t get Jack. Why didn’t it get Ennis, though?

A:  He was too busy castratin' calves!

Q:  Why does Pa Twist look so damn angry?
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Post by: Sason on September 17, 2018, 04:51:32 pm

Q:  Why does Pa Twist look so damn angry?


A: Coz he can't insult and mistreat Jack anymore   :(

Q: Who picked the cherries for the cherry cake?
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Post by: CellarDweller on September 21, 2018, 09:18:09 pm
Q: Who picked the cherries for the cherry cake?

A:  George Washington, after he chopped down the cherry tree.

Q:  Did Ennis carry around condiments?
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Post by: Sason on September 23, 2018, 01:20:05 pm
Q:  Did Ennis carry around condiments?


A: No, just condoms.

Q: Why was Alma tired of these old ranches?
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Post by: CellarDweller on September 23, 2018, 05:10:03 pm
Q: Why was Alma tired of these old ranches?

A.  She wanted a newer, more modern ranch.

Q.  Did Lureen ever talk to Bobby's teacher?
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Post by: Sason on September 24, 2018, 04:35:47 pm
Q.  Did Lureen ever talk to Bobby's teacher?


A. Yes, and the teacher told her Bobby was allergic to hair bleach, which caused his learning problems.

Q. Was Bobby conceived in the car?
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Post by: CellarDweller on September 26, 2018, 08:59:35 pm

Q. Was Bobby conceived in the car?

A.  No, because Jack wore a condiment.


Q.  Does the stud duck cut the duck?
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Post by: Sason on October 06, 2018, 03:02:33 pm
Quote
Q.  Does the stud duck cut the duck?

A. No, the stud duck cuts the turkey, and the stud turkey cuts the duck.

Q. Is the stud duck cut or uncut?
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Post by: CellarDweller on October 07, 2018, 06:29:11 pm
Q. Is the stud duck cut or uncut?


A.  Truthfully, I don't want to know!

Q.  Does Junior use crayons for her make-up?
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Post by: Sason on October 09, 2018, 02:16:23 pm
Q.  Does Junior use crayons for her make-up?


A. No, her mama never bought her any after she pushed over all those jars.


Q. Why did Ennis tuck down his shirt before he ran down the stairs to meet Jack?
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Post by: CellarDweller on October 09, 2018, 07:07:49 pm
Q. Why did Ennis tuck down his shirt before he ran down the stairs to meet Jack?


A.  He didn't want to trip over the tail!

Q.  Wasn't Bobby young to drive the tractor?
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Post by: Sason on October 10, 2018, 03:29:23 pm

Q.  Wasn't Bobby young to drive the tractor?


A. It's America, where cars are holy and even young kids are allowed to drive.

Q. How come Jack can't open a can properly?
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Post by: CellarDweller on October 10, 2018, 06:27:43 pm
Q. How come Jack can't open a can properly?


A.  He likes to use his hands for other things!


Q.  What does Jack keep under his hat?
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Post by: Sason on February 18, 2019, 04:53:57 pm


Q.  What does Jack keep under his hat?


A. His head

Q. Why did L D want the car back by midnight?
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Post by: CellarDweller on February 19, 2019, 06:58:00 am
Q. Why did L D want the car back by midnight?

A.  He didn't want it to turn into a pumpkin


Q. Did Ennis really fly through the air?
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Post by: Sason on February 19, 2019, 04:49:54 pm

Q. Did Ennis really fly through the air?

A. Oh yes. With a little help from whisky and pot.

Q. Why are there no kitties in the movie?
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Post by: CellarDweller on February 21, 2019, 08:53:01 pm
Q. Why are there no kitties in the movie?

A.  Because Ennis and Jack didn't like pussy cats!

Q.  Did they have condiments up on Brokeback?
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Post by: Sason on February 22, 2019, 07:27:42 pm

Q.  Did they have condiments up on Brokeback?

A. Condiment - schmondiment. They had each other, isn't that good enough?!

Q. Did Ennis have grandkids?
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Post by: CellarDweller on February 25, 2019, 01:31:54 pm
Q. Did Ennis have grandkids?

A.  Since Jr. was never pregnant, I would say 'no'.

Q.  Will Jack ever be the 'stud duck'?
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Post by: Sason on February 25, 2019, 05:14:23 pm

Q.  Will Jack ever be the 'stud duck'?

A. Quack quack.

Q. Why did Ennis tell Alma they were fishin buddies?
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Post by: CellarDweller on February 27, 2019, 11:03:33 pm
Q. Why did Ennis tell Alma they were fishin buddies?

A.  Because "Butt buddies" was too graphic.

Q.  What did Alma think when she first opened that apartment door?
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Post by: Sason on February 28, 2019, 04:33:24 pm

Q.  What did Alma think when she first opened that apartment door?

A. "Why is Ennis biting his friend in the face?"

Q. Why did Monroe use an electric knife for the turkey?
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Post by: CellarDweller on March 02, 2019, 04:32:30 pm
Q. Why did Monroe use an electric knife for the turkey?

A.  Because Alma cooked it to death!

Q.  Why was the family watching figure skating after the meal?
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Post by: Sason on March 02, 2019, 05:58:28 pm

Q.  Why was the family watching figure skating after the meal?

A. Because they were too full to go skating themselves.

Q. Why didn't Monroe do the dishes?
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Post by: CellarDweller on March 03, 2019, 07:35:57 pm
Q. Why didn't Monroe do the dishes?

A.  It was the 70s, men didn't do dishes then!

Q.  Was Randall a top or bottom?
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Post by: Sason on March 04, 2019, 05:35:51 pm

Q.  Was Randall a top or bottom?


A. His favourite position was in the middle, but he seldom got to do that.

Q. How many men had Randall invited to Lake Kemp before Jack?
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Post by: CellarDweller on March 05, 2019, 06:58:52 pm
Q. How many men had Randall invited to Lake Kemp before Jack?

A.  Let's just say it wasn't his first time at the rodeo.

Q.  Whatever happened to the basque?
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Post by: Sason on May 05, 2019, 05:48:24 pm

Q.  Whatever happened to the basque?

A. He quit Aguirre and went on to play basquet ball.

Q. Who called Aguirre on the phone?
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Post by: CellarDweller on May 05, 2019, 07:34:18 pm
Q. Who called Aguirre on the phone?

A.  It was Lureen's dad.  He kept saying "Who?  Who  is this?"

Q.  Are Bettermost Beans near the condiment aisle?
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Post by: Sason on May 06, 2019, 05:33:40 pm

Q.  Are Bettermost Beans near the condiment aisle?

A. Nope, they only exist up on the mountain.

Q. Why was the Basque out of spuds and milk powder?
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Post by: CellarDweller on May 06, 2019, 06:17:17 pm
Q. Why was the Basque out of spuds and milk powder?

A.  He gave his wife a special "spa" bath.

Q.  Did Ennis really come upon a bear,  or was it bigfoot?
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Post by: Sason on May 07, 2019, 06:02:42 pm

Q.  Did Ennis really come upon a bear,  or was it bigfoot?

A. Of course he came upon a bear! He really had to contain himself to stay faithful to Jack!

Q. How come it only took Lureen 3 hours to cook t-giving dinner?
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Post by: CellarDweller on May 09, 2019, 08:50:49 pm
Q. How come it only took Lureen 3 hours to cook t-giving dinner?

A.  Because she catered part of it.

Q.  Why doesn't Fayette say more?
Title: Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Post by: Sason on May 10, 2019, 03:00:16 pm
Q.  Why doesn't Fayette say more?


A. Because she has bad breath and is afraid to open her mouth

Q. Why does Bobby eat something other than turkey?
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Post by: CellarDweller on May 11, 2019, 10:34:57 pm
Q. Why does Bobby eat something other than turkey?

A.  Because Bobby can't live on turkey alone!

Q.  Why are soup boxes hard to pack?
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Post by: Sason on May 13, 2019, 04:20:34 pm

Q.  Why are soup boxes hard to pack?

A. Coz the soup will leak when the dumbass mules run off

Q. Why didn't Jack catch the car keys that L D threw at him?
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Post by: CellarDweller on May 15, 2019, 08:06:41 pm
Q. Why didn't Jack catch the car keys that L D threw at him?

A.  He didn't want to touch ANYTHING that belonged to LD.

Q.  Why was the jolly minister so jolly?
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Post by: Sason on May 16, 2019, 06:21:13 pm
Q.  Why was the jolly minister so jolly?


A. He had tried being gay, jocund, jovial, merry and mirthful; but found that jolly suited him best.

Q. Why is the name of the mountain Brokeback?
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Post by: CellarDweller on May 19, 2019, 09:06:28 pm
Q. Why is the name of the mountain Brokeback?

A.  Jack and  Ennis weren't the first cowboy couple up there, and there were injuries.

Q.  How many peanuts were on the floor after Alma Jr. knocked them over?
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Post by: Front-Ranger on May 19, 2019, 09:31:55 pm
Q.  Are Bettermost Beans near the condiment aisle?

No, they are an entrée!

Q. What actually was the Pentacost?
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Post by: Sason on May 20, 2019, 05:07:56 pm
Q.  How many peanuts were on the floor after Alma Jr. knocked them over?

A. Exactly 13 498 peanuts. 174 of them had split into halves.

Q. Why did Lureen die her hair?
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Post by: CellarDweller on May 21, 2019, 05:52:05 pm
Q. Why did Lureen die her hair?

A.  Because blondes have more fun!

Q.  Did Jack ever sell any farm equipment?
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Post by: Sason on May 22, 2019, 02:00:01 pm
Q.  Did Jack ever sell any farm equipment?

A. Sure, he sold a spade once!

Q. Did Kurt and Junior stay together?
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Post by: CellarDweller on May 22, 2019, 08:43:27 pm
Q. Did Kurt and Junior stay together?

A.  Sure!

Q.  What did Munroe and Alma name the baby?
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Post by: Sason on May 23, 2019, 02:27:17 pm

Q.  What did Munroe and Alma name the baby?

A. Almoe, a combo of their names.

Q. How many smokes did Alma find in Ennis's top pocket?
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Post by: CellarDweller on May 23, 2019, 08:24:50 pm
Q. How many smokes did Alma find in Ennis's top pocket?

A.  None!  He gave them all to Jack!

Q.  What else did Ennis give Jack?
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Post by: Sason on May 24, 2019, 06:04:22 pm

Q.  What else did Ennis give Jack?

A. His heart, such as it was

Q. Why did Junior need crayons all of a sudden?
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Post by: CellarDweller on May 25, 2019, 02:33:16 pm
Q. Why did Junior need crayons all of a sudden?

A.  She had a SERIOUS need to color!

Q.  What kind of car was Jr. driving at the end of the movie?
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Post by: Sason on May 25, 2019, 03:09:25 pm
Q.  What kind of car was Jr. driving at the end of the movie?

A. The kind with four wheels under it and one inside of it.

Q. Why didn't Ennis want to go someplace warmer with Jack?
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Post by: CellarDweller on May 28, 2019, 09:12:51 pm
Q. Why didn't Ennis want to go someplace warmer with Jack?

A.  No A/C in  the tent!

Q.  Why doesn't Jack like the cold?
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Post by: Sason on May 29, 2019, 04:42:23 pm

Q.  Why doesn't Jack like the cold?

A. Coz he's freezing his ass off, and that takes away from the fun of being with Ennis.

Q. Why didn't Ennis want no cherry cake?
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Post by: CellarDweller on May 30, 2019, 09:23:44 pm
Q. Why didn't Ennis want no cherry cake?

A.  He's allergic to cherry.

Q.  Why didn't Ma Twist make an apple  pie?
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Post by: Sason on June 02, 2019, 03:57:14 pm
Q.  Why didn't Ma Twist make an apple  pie?

A. Apples reminded her of a bigass coyote's balls

Q. Why was OMT so mean?
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Post by: CellarDweller on June 04, 2019, 08:54:43 pm
Q. Why was OMT so mean?

A.  Because he never found his own Ennis.

Q.  Who did Lureen's hair?
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Post by: Sason on June 07, 2019, 04:57:36 pm

Q.  Who did Lureen's hair?


A. L D. It was their own little secret. L D always regretted that he didn't become a ladie's hairdresser in his youth.

Q. What did the cowboy who saw Ennis throw up think?
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Post by: CellarDweller on June 08, 2019, 02:58:09 pm
Q. What did the cowboy who saw Ennis throw up think?

A.  That Ennis had drunk too much recently.

Q.  If Jack let Bobby drive farm equipment, did he let him drive cars?
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Post by: Sason on June 10, 2019, 05:01:08 pm

Q.  If Jack let Bobby drive farm equipment, did he let him drive cars?

A. Nope, too easy. Farm equipment was more of a challenge to him.

Q. Why did the Basque leave the Basque Provinces for America?
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Post by: CellarDweller on June 16, 2019, 10:33:22 am
Q. Why did the Basque leave the Basque Provinces for America?

A.  It was his dream to dole out supplies to gay cowboys.

Q. What did Monroe and Alma name their baby?
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Post by: Sason on June 26, 2019, 06:05:33 pm

Q. What did Monroe and Alma name their baby?

A. They made up the name Almo.

Q. Did they have more children?
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Post by: CellarDweller on June 26, 2019, 09:03:10 pm
Q. Did they have more children?

A.  If they did, they kept it hidden!

Q.  What was Alma Jr.'s and Kurt's wedding song?
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Post by: Sason on June 27, 2019, 06:47:44 pm

Q.  What was Alma Jr.'s and Kurt's wedding song?

A. Itsy bitsy spider

Q. Did Junior and Kurt have any kitties?
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Post by: CellarDweller on July 01, 2019, 09:27:22 pm
Q. Did Junior and Kurt have any kitties?

A.  No, you can't herd cats.

Q.  Did Lureen have a lifetime supply of calculate paper?
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Post by: Sason on July 15, 2019, 05:14:35 pm

Q.  Did Lureen have a lifetime supply of calculate paper?

A. Oh no, she bought a new packet every week.

Q. Was The Knife and Fork a good restaurant?
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Post by: CellarDweller on July 15, 2019, 05:32:39 pm
Q. Was The Knife and Fork a good restaurant?

A.  Depends on what you mean by "good".

Q.  what happens at the church social?
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Post by: Sason on July 16, 2019, 01:24:44 pm

Q.  what happens at the church social?

A. You know what happens!  :o :o :o :o :o :o :o  I'm glad our English friend has survived so far!!!

Q. Why isn't Junior seeing Troy any more?

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Post by: CellarDweller on July 17, 2019, 05:19:59 pm
Q. Why isn't Junior seeing Troy any more?

A.  Because Troy's been to Brokeback!

Q.  Why did Jr. want to marry Kurt?
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Post by: Sason on July 20, 2019, 04:31:56 pm

Q.  Why did Jr. want to marry Kurt?

A. Coz he had a nice car!

Q. Why did Junior need crayons?
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Post by: CellarDweller on July 22, 2019, 07:38:53 pm
Q. Why did Junior need crayons?

A.  Because she was in a serious mood!

Q.  Does that answer mean that Alma Jr.'s middle name was Katherine?
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Post by: Sason on July 25, 2019, 07:01:14 pm

Q.  Does that answer mean that Alma Jr.'s middle name was Katherine?

A. No, her middle name was Ennisine

Q. Who gave Lureen the turquise necklace she's wearing at t-giving?
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Post by: CellarDweller on July 26, 2019, 07:16:05 pm
Q. Who gave Lureen the turquise necklace she's wearing at t-giving?

A.  An old Native American hunter, named Chief Runs FromBrokeback.

Q.  What was the name of Munroe's store?
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Post by: Sason on July 29, 2019, 04:00:45 pm
Q.  What was the name of Munroe's store?

A. "Munroe and his excellent groceries"

Q. Did Monroe know how to go about things in the bedroom, or did Alma have to teach him?
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Post by: CellarDweller on July 31, 2019, 05:49:55 pm
Q. Did Monroe know how to go about things in the bedroom, or did Alma have to teach him?

A.  She had to teach him, that's why she looked so pissy at the Thanksgiving table.

Q.  Was Jenny mute?
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Post by: Sason on August 01, 2019, 04:36:41 pm

Q.  Was Jenny mute?

A. Between her asthma spells and her singing, she couldn't say much.

Q. What would Lureen's mating call have sounded like?
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Post by: CellarDweller on August 03, 2019, 05:27:05 pm
Q. What would Lureen's mating call have sounded like?

A.   


Q.  Would Jack have responded?
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Post by: Sason on August 04, 2019, 01:56:08 pm

Q.  Would Jack have responded?

A. 




Q. What did Monroe do with all the broken peanut jars?
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Post by: CellarDweller on August 05, 2019, 10:40:18 am
Q. What did Monroe do with all the broken peanut jars?

A.  He strung them up and turned them into wind chimes.

Q.  Just how many sheep did the guys take up on Brokeback?
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Post by: Sason on August 05, 2019, 04:53:06 pm
Q.  Just how many sheep did the guys take up on Brokeback?

A. More than they brought down.

Q. What was the name of Ennis' first grandchild?
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Post by: CellarDweller on August 06, 2019, 03:53:24 pm
Q. What was the name of Ennis' first grandchild?

A.  Alma Jr. Jr.

Q.  Did Alma and Lureen ever meet?
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Post by: Sason on August 06, 2019, 05:33:08 pm

Q.  Did Alma and Lureen ever meet?

A. Yes. After Monroe died, Alma and Lureen went camping and fishing together.

Q. What was the cause of Monroe's death?
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Post by: CellarDweller on August 07, 2019, 11:40:18 am
Q. What was the cause of Monroe's death?

A.  Shock when Ennis hit on him.

Q.  Was Jack really "nasty"?
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Post by: Sason on August 09, 2019, 04:48:54 pm
Q.  Was Jack really "nasty"?

A. No, he was more like "nesty", meaning he wanted to build a cozy nest with Ennis.

B. How come Jenny had asthma?