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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #590 on: November 03, 2021, 03:18:11 pm »
Quote from: CellarDweller on November 02, 2021, 06:43:39 pm

Q.  what makes Ennis laugh?

A. Ennis never laughs.

Q. Why did Monroe use an electric turkey knife?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #591 on: November 07, 2021, 08:27:44 pm »
Quote from: Sason on November 03, 2021, 03:18:11 pm
Q. Why did Monroe use an electric turkey knife?

A.  Less physical exertion

Q.  Would you eat soup on Thanksgiving?
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #592 on: November 08, 2021, 02:38:09 pm »
Quote from: CellarDweller on November 07, 2021, 08:27:44 pm

Q.  Would you eat soup on Thanksgiving?

A. I would eat anything on Tgiving, as it's a normal day here.

Q. Is it late enough to be tired of beans on Tgiving?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #593 on: November 15, 2021, 03:54:53 pm »
Quote from: Sason on November 08, 2021, 02:38:09 pm
Q. Is it late enough to be tired of beans on Tgiving?

A.  Beans are good anytime.

Q.  Isn't it "sick" of beans?  ;)
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #594 on: November 15, 2021, 04:28:03 pm »
Quote from: CellarDweller on November 15, 2021, 03:54:53 pm

Q.  Isn't it "sick" of beans?  ;)

A. Yes, of course it is. *hangs head in shame and hands in brokie card*

Q. Why is it that Jack is sick of beans?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #595 on: November 21, 2021, 03:29:49 pm »
Quote from: Sason on November 15, 2021, 04:28:03 pm
Q. Why is it that Jack is sick of beans?

A.  It's all Ennis would cook!

Q.  How long did the moose last?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #596 on: November 21, 2021, 07:11:08 pm »
Quote from: CellarDweller on November 21, 2021, 03:29:49 pm

Q.  How long did the moose last?

A. What moose? Do you mean the elk they shot? It lasted two weeks, then Jack started to complain again.

Q. What did Ennis do with the coyote he shot?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #597 on: November 25, 2021, 08:45:12 pm »
Quote from: Sason on November 21, 2021, 07:11:08 pm
Q. What did Ennis do with the coyote he shot?


A.  He gave Alma the balls to wear as earrings.  They were the size of apples, and started the trend of over-sized earrings.

Q.  Was Jack ever able to get Bobby's teacher to like him?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #598 on: December 01, 2021, 03:09:51 pm »
Quote from: CellarDweller on November 25, 2021, 08:45:12 pm

Q.  Was Jack ever able to get Bobby's teacher to like him?


A. No, the teacher didn't like men who wear parkas, esp blue ones.

Q. Why did LD Newsome walk like a crab?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #599 on: December 05, 2021, 02:17:44 am »
Quote from: Sason on December 01, 2021, 03:09:51 pm

Q. Why did LD Newsome walk like a crab?

A.  Because he was crabby!

Q.  did he also have crabs?
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
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