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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #170 on: August 17, 2013, 06:37:13 pm »
Quote from: Sason on August 17, 2013, 03:42:27 pm
Q  What was the supper that was on the stove?


Shit on a shingle!

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Q:  Did Ennis sing at the church picnic?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #171 on: August 18, 2013, 05:06:36 pm »
Q:  Did Ennis sing at the church picnic?

A   No, he just drummed with a stick on a brimstone.

Q   Why did Alma marry Monroe?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #172 on: August 18, 2013, 07:13:44 pm »
can I join in........



Q   Why did Alma marry Monroe?

A:  Cause he was so good at picking up coffee jars.

Q:  Why did Jack grow a moustach?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #173 on: August 19, 2013, 08:21:14 am »
Quote from: Katie77 on August 18, 2013, 07:13:44 pm
Q:  Why did Jack grow a moustach?


A:  He needed a 'flavor saver'.  ;D

Q:  Why did Alma Jr. fall for a roughneck?
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #174 on: August 19, 2013, 05:06:45 pm »
Quote from: Katie77 on August 18, 2013, 07:13:44 pm
can I join in........

Of course you can. Welcome, Sue!


Q:  Why did Alma Jr. fall for a roughneck?

A   Coz there weren't any gay cowboys around to fall in love with.

Q   Why did Lureen dye her hair blonder and blonder?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #175 on: August 20, 2013, 07:53:13 am »
Quote from: Sason on August 19, 2013, 05:06:45 pm
Q   Why did Lureen dye her hair blonder and blonder?

A:  She wanted to have the most fun possible.

Q:  Why didn't Jenny talk more in the film?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #176 on: August 24, 2013, 04:19:34 pm »
Q:  Why didn't Jenny talk more in the film?

A   She had bad breath and was afraid to open her mouth.

Q   Why didn't Lureen breast feed Bobby?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #177 on: August 25, 2013, 06:12:47 pm »
Quote from: Sason on August 24, 2013, 04:19:34 pm
Q   Why didn't Lureen breast feed Bobby?


A:  Because that milk was gonna be there for more than the next two weeks!


Q:  If Jack was as bad as Bobby at losing stuff, what did Bobby lose?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #178 on: August 26, 2013, 12:51:28 am »
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Q:  If Jack was as bad as Bobby at losing stuff, what did Bobby lose?


A: His nerve-wracking voice in puberty, thank god.

Q: What did Jack lose, despite his blue parka?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #179 on: August 26, 2013, 08:29:27 am »
Quote from: Penthesilea on August 26, 2013, 12:51:28 am
Q: What did Jack lose, despite his blue parka?

A:  His mind, after dealing with Ennis, Lureen and Bobby all those years!

Q:  Why did Ma Twist like cherry cake?
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
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