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Offline Arad-3

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #50 on: May 08, 2006, 08:56:13 pm »
Q:Why was Jack washing his clothes naked the next day?

 A; because he felt it was too early in the relationship to pull out his fuzzy robe and matching slippers.

 Q: What did Mrs. Twist ever see in Mr. Twist?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #51 on: May 08, 2006, 09:51:21 pm »
Hey good one!!

Q: What did Mrs. Twist ever see in Mr. Twist

 A; His award winning personality

 Q: What's Mr. Twists favorite meal?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #52 on: May 08, 2006, 11:54:07 pm »
Q:  What's Mr. Twists favorite meal?

A:  Salt-free cabbage soup,  coleslaw served with a generous helping of roasted pumpkin seeds, and for dessert - coffee-flavored spit in his best mug!  (All served cold with a little dry twig for tooth-picking).

Q:  Why did Joe Aguirre carry binoculaurs?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #53 on: May 09, 2006, 12:25:14 am »
Q:  Why did Joe Aguirre carry binoculaurs?

 A;Because he used tp pretend he was a German spy


 Q:Why didnt Ennis ever open up that fishing tackle box?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #54 on: May 09, 2006, 12:35:10 am »
Q: Why didnt Ennis ever open up that fishing tackle box?

A: Oh that's an easy one ... because he was too busy opening his own private Jack in the box!

Q: Why does Ennis speak so funny?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #55 on: May 09, 2006, 11:27:36 am »

Q: Why does Ennis speak so funny?

A: Because he is a dedicated stand-up comedian and all-round funny dude!

Q: Why did Jack suggest a cow and calf operation to Ennis, and not a sheep-and-lamb operation?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #56 on: May 09, 2006, 11:39:00 am »
Q: Why did Jack suggest a cow and calf operation to Ennis, and not a sheep-and-lamb operation?

A: Because Jack has no beef when it comes to raising cattle; but, he gets the willies when around woolies. He thinks sheep are baaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

Q: Why did Alma tie a note on Ennis's fishin' line?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #57 on: May 09, 2006, 01:51:13 pm »
Q: Why did Alma tie a note on Ennis's fishin' line?-


A: because she could check that( unlike Ennis's other line }for nibbles and bites.


B:Why was'nt Jack much of a cook?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #58 on: May 09, 2006, 02:21:38 pm »
Q:  Why was'nt Jack much of a cook?

A:  Jack never bothered to cook because he liked everything raw and hard.  ::)

Q:  Why didn't Ennis agree with Jack when he suggested that they kill one of the sheep for supper?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #59 on: May 09, 2006, 02:46:40 pm »
Q:  Why didn't Ennis agree with Jack when he suggested that they kill one of the sheep for supper?

A:  He wanted to make sure there were some left overs for the next day...  :P

Q: Why did Ennis think the tent didn't look right?  ???
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